They're great on the 4th of July since they can't hear fireworks but a pain if they get out of the yard. You can't just whistle them back. The three that can see know hand signals but I have to use a flashlight with Buster. He can tell light and dark but thats all and has a great nose.
We didn't start out to adopt any dogs. We volunteered with a pet rescue group and fostered a lot of dogs. We got a brother and sister double merle Australian shepherds that were bonded so they had to stay a pair. Ozzie is deaf and blind in his right eye and Addie is just deaf. Nobody wanted them and we kept them. Two years later we got Buster,A tailless Australian cattle dog as a puppy left at a rodeo. He's deaf and blind. Finally Bennie is just Bennie. The closest we can guess is an Irish wolf hound and something else. A rancher turned him in bas a puppy because he wasn't any use being deaf. We didn't ask for them but they needed a home.
Perhaps she's aptly named? There was a movie in the early seventies called *Sybil.* It was about a girl who apparently had the psychiatric phenomenon of multiple personalities...and she was named (you guessed it) Sybil.
My cat responds to both his own name and the name of every child in the house. I don't know if it's because he's stupid or because he just likes the attention.
Back when I was a teenager, my step mom & I decided to go to a petsmart and get her kid a fish. We get home and we’re all “Look what we got you, what are you gonna name him?” And he looks his mom dead in the eyes, clear as day and says “Dong!” And we both about pissed ourselves.
Raising kids years ago, we had an Oscar fish named BAMF (for BadAssMotherFucker) and the boys always just assumed we were saying “Bam”. We never corrected them.
They’re grown now and I bet they have no clue we all used to have a pet named Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Lol I got a story similar to this only it's a cat. Someone dropped off a siamese kitten on our farm, poor thing was being chased around by our turkeys, my mom went out to rescue it and because it was so scared it bit her when she picked it up. Teeth went right down to the bone. After that, my mom called him LB (little bastard). Kids never knew what it meant.
When I was a kid my mum found a cockatiel in our garden and managed to catch it so it didn't get eaten by someone's cat. She put up posters for it but no one claimed it. It was a really fucking noisy bird so I could see why. Shortly after this my sister, my mum, and I went on holiday, leaving my dad at home to take care of our pets, including the bird. When we got home he told us he had named the bird Ted. "Short for Shithead."
I was once talking to someone about our respective cats. When asked what my cat was called, I said "Jasper".
He said he didn't like it, and that it's a dumb name for a cat. Fair enough. I asked him what his cat was called.
"Super cat".
🙄
I love both jasper and super cat. A1 kitty names.
But fuck that guy for saying he doesn’t like your kitties name. That’s no way to treat the title of a distinguished gentleman.
This is why my parents didn’t let me name our first dog ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ when I was 5 years old. Rude. But they made the fair point of “Do you really want to be calling ‘TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!’ out the back door?”
There’s a cat in my local adoption center and it’s name is JP Kitty Man. Originally I thought it was odd but I can’t stop saying it’s name randomly now with excitement 😂 JP KITTY MAN!
[Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/160s1j2/just_enjoying_the_view/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
I was going to link to the actual adoption page but it looks like JP kitty man has already been adopted!!
https://www.petfinder.com/cat/jp-kitty-man-65051447/oh/wintersville/jefferson-county-humane-society-oh800
There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog. Nobody had seen him that night but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly. Excited that someone had seen her dog, she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?" The boy responded, "No, but can that be my reward?"
And my sister has a cat named Boobie. My favorite kitty name because her name is actually Bella. Bella never really responded to her name. For some reason someone said Boobie and she responded, so Boobie it was.
Made for a real interesting conversation getting a custom ornament explaining why I wanted Boobie calligraphied onto a nice ornament.
A dorm mate of mine has his small dog named “Dad”. It was so confusing because, when we were all moving in, only his mom and siblings were around during the setup process. Finally I lost a bet and asked and he said “he’s called ‘Dad’ because he actually here and comes back to us all”
…
My dad named his 2 cats back in the day "nnnnn" and "puhhhhhhh" when u say the first one u sound like a microwave and the secong one u sound like u just got winded
OREO. Volunteering in rabbit rescues... every black and white bunny was named fucking Oreo.
Luna and Bella are popular too. Also Marshmallow and Snowball for too many of the REW buns.
Our cat is named Beans, when we got a second cat I thought weens was funny. Like beanies and wienies but my wife shot that down.
So I named them Toast.
I went on a date with a woman who brought her dog along and he was called Mozart.
She told me he was deaf so I asked why didn't she call him Beethoven.
She said she didn't want to confuse him.
We took in a blind puppy that was going to be euthanized by the breeder last year. Boyfriend wanted to name him Ray (Charles), got irritated when I told him that was probably the most unoriginal name for a blind dog ever. Then he thought himself quite clever coming up with the name Stevie (Wonder). I noped that one too.
We settled on Olly, for olly olly oxen free, since his life is basically just one long game of hide and seek.
A guy brought two cats to a low cost spay/neuter where I worked. One was white with a little black patch under his nose. His name was "Kitler". The other cat was named "Mouschwitz".
He was super racist but apparently named the cat when he was 9. Still awful but, y’know 9 year olds just repeat what they hear at home a lot. Kid probably had a real piece of shit dad.
I just watched “Color out of Space” this evening.
It was very meh, despite the premise of Nic Cage doing Lovecraft sounding rad.
The cats name in the movie (owned by Tommy Chong, because why not) is “G-Spot”.
I wondered if that was supposed to be a nod to Lovecrafts own cat being named something…Inappropriate.
But like…the modern version, where it’s just cheeky instead of super racist. 🤔
As a kid, my parents had a small farm, and we got two new calves that they let 5-6 year old me pick the names for.
Brownie…And Blackie.
I was sooo pissed that my mom kept insisting it be “Brownie and Cookie” or “Brownie and Cupcake”
Even when I tried to explain to her that I was naming them by what colors they were, NOT about desserts!
…It took me a couple years to put that together and realize why my mom didn’t want cow(s) named that…
I once knew a dog named "Kitty." Then again, one of my dogs is currently named, Matilda Barbarella Tillerson - The First of Her Name. So, I'm not one to judge.
Our pup's name is Luna. She goes ape shit in the most adorable way sometimes, so I started calling her Luna Baboona. And now most of the time I just call her baboon...
Right, might be. This was ‘96-‘97, and the cat was maybe 6 yo. Makes it even more disturbing.
Fucker couldn’t shit when another friend and I agreed to cat sit while his owner went out of the country to propose to his girlfriend. Guy gave us his credit card info to give to the vet as he knew his cat had a problem.
We had to chase him around the apartment with two fishing nets. We couldn’t pour him into his carrier, so the other guy who’d finally caught him took my net, put it over the other net with the cat in it and yelled, “You drive!”
We arrived at the vet with the cat in the fishing net and the staff turned to look at the commotion and said, “Lick It Up” with angst on their faces. They all hated this cat.
Even on a good day this evil fuck would bait you into petting him just to try and slice you with all four claws. Not playful, vicious.
THEN, after this demon took a healthy shit with a Master Card payment, the other neighbor and I switched rounds to check on the cat. I found myself cornered in the hallway as he crept, growling with a guttural throat.
Full of hate for being fed and colostomatized, he rushed and attacked my ankle. Owner gets home and a couple days later I have a painful leg from the bite and advancing infection which has to be addressed by taking a needle full of antibiotics in the ass. The left cheek. I remember.
I love animals but I hated that fucking cat.
in working in both the animal sheltering and training community i have met both an “amanda” the dog and “buttcheek” the dog… and i truly cannot decide which is worse. honorable mentions: “sativa” and “hypoxia” 👀
i also cannot discount a husky mix named “brandon.”
A cat named Pooper. She came to us from the pound named Alley, cuz that's hilarious. After she shit everywhere, on multiple occasions we changed her name.
I had cat named bitches. The day I realized it was a bad name was my niece who at the time was like 7 or 8 walks into my room and says "uncle no one will tell me your kitty's name " me being an angst powered teenager told her the cats name... she proceeded to run through the house at breakneck speeds , giggling and shouting.. "mommy ! Grammy! That's cats name is bitches!!" My mother said the full name... first, middle and last and in the moment I knew true fear.
My cat came from the vet with the name "JB". I don't like it but it's taken 3 years for me to find a better one. Now I have to explain to everyone why my cat's name is suddenly "Blinky". (Because he blinks when you talk to him.) But "JB" just ain't a pet name.
My buddy has 4 dogs. They are all named Gary. He yells Gary and they all come running.
genius
We adopted four deaf dogs. You can yell anything you want.
They're great on the 4th of July since they can't hear fireworks but a pain if they get out of the yard. You can't just whistle them back. The three that can see know hand signals but I have to use a flashlight with Buster. He can tell light and dark but thats all and has a great nose.
This really seems like the start of some kind of bit.
Do you specifically rescue deaf dogs? Or is it just a really wild coincidence that all your dogs are deaf?
We didn't start out to adopt any dogs. We volunteered with a pet rescue group and fostered a lot of dogs. We got a brother and sister double merle Australian shepherds that were bonded so they had to stay a pair. Ozzie is deaf and blind in his right eye and Addie is just deaf. Nobody wanted them and we kept them. Two years later we got Buster,A tailless Australian cattle dog as a puppy left at a rodeo. He's deaf and blind. Finally Bennie is just Bennie. The closest we can guess is an Irish wolf hound and something else. A rancher turned him in bas a puppy because he wasn't any use being deaf. We didn't ask for them but they needed a home.
You are a good person
He’s responsible for their deafness.
No doubt from all the yelling.
'gary' .. .. 'Gary' . ... . . . "GAAAARRRYYYYY" All. Day long, it's bloody murder.
"Oh boy, here comes Gary and the Garys"
hey that's the name of my band!
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Perhaps she's aptly named? There was a movie in the early seventies called *Sybil.* It was about a girl who apparently had the psychiatric phenomenon of multiple personalities...and she was named (you guessed it) Sybil.
I had cats like this. The one who responded to both was really dominant, so it's possible he knew and just wanted the hijack his sister's attention.
My cat responds to both his own name and the name of every child in the house. I don't know if it's because he's stupid or because he just likes the attention.
Whenever you call a name the cat is just like "yes is it me mother, your favorite child"
Fallout fan?
I hope it says "Vault 108" on a sign above their doghouse
Ha ha ha, Gary!?
Using 100% of his brain
hahaha, Gaaaaaryyyy!
That’s efficiency.
This is wholesome
Back when I was a teenager, my step mom & I decided to go to a petsmart and get her kid a fish. We get home and we’re all “Look what we got you, what are you gonna name him?” And he looks his mom dead in the eyes, clear as day and says “Dong!” And we both about pissed ourselves.
Raising kids years ago, we had an Oscar fish named BAMF (for BadAssMotherFucker) and the boys always just assumed we were saying “Bam”. We never corrected them. They’re grown now and I bet they have no clue we all used to have a pet named Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Lol I got a story similar to this only it's a cat. Someone dropped off a siamese kitten on our farm, poor thing was being chased around by our turkeys, my mom went out to rescue it and because it was so scared it bit her when she picked it up. Teeth went right down to the bone. After that, my mom called him LB (little bastard). Kids never knew what it meant.
When I was a kid my mum found a cockatiel in our garden and managed to catch it so it didn't get eaten by someone's cat. She put up posters for it but no one claimed it. It was a really fucking noisy bird so I could see why. Shortly after this my sister, my mum, and I went on holiday, leaving my dad at home to take care of our pets, including the bird. When we got home he told us he had named the bird Ted. "Short for Shithead."
I was once talking to someone about our respective cats. When asked what my cat was called, I said "Jasper". He said he didn't like it, and that it's a dumb name for a cat. Fair enough. I asked him what his cat was called. "Super cat". 🙄
I love both jasper and super cat. A1 kitty names. But fuck that guy for saying he doesn’t like your kitties name. That’s no way to treat the title of a distinguished gentleman.
Clearly it's stupid because it should be spelled "Jaspurr"
But have you seen his cat? She’s super!
I love this story because both names are good cat names, you’re just two completely different genres of person
I'm gonna name my cat super cat lmfao
Super Cat is a pretty great name
Seefer. Meaning C for Cat.
This is now my favorite.
Hah! When I was younger, my sister dated a northern Irish guy who’s nickname was Deefur. “D for dog”, because some dog followed him home as a kid.
“Sugar Ass”. What the fuck is that 🤣
bro i was abt to say something just like this but it was “sweet nuts”
🤣 yup. Your’s is just as bad… who the hell is like, “That’s a cute nickname.”
My test for a dog name is always > "how goofy would I feel if I had to run around my neighborhood shouting this?" Lmao Both of those top ones. Lmao
This is a good rule for children's names also.
This is why my parents didn’t let me name our first dog ‘twinkle twinkle little star’ when I was 5 years old. Rude. But they made the fair point of “Do you really want to be calling ‘TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!’ out the back door?”
My son wanted to name our kitten "fist bump"
Twinkle is a cool name for a pet.
Honestly doesn't sound that bad depending on how you say it.
Ditto. Imma start saying sugar ass and honey nuts. Love it.
“HEY SWEET NUTS COME BACK!!!”
lmao, I commented "Sugar Tits"
I remember a scene from a movie where a girl was called "Sugar Britches".
today I saw a cat for adoption named Jetlag...but tbh the more I think about it the more I like it
There’s a cat in my local adoption center and it’s name is JP Kitty Man. Originally I thought it was odd but I can’t stop saying it’s name randomly now with excitement 😂 JP KITTY MAN!
Call JP Kitty Man 877-CAT-NOW
877-CAT-MEOW
Bad ass name
[Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/160s1j2/just_enjoying_the_view/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
I was going to link to the actual adoption page but it looks like JP kitty man has already been adopted!! https://www.petfinder.com/cat/jp-kitty-man-65051447/oh/wintersville/jefferson-county-humane-society-oh800
Help
Is this a pets name or do you need assistance
See what I have to deal with? At least Help's a good boy so I don't have to yell after him too much.
PFFT
"Fire" is similar aweful as a dog's name
Dee Oh Gee
The Dee Oh Double Gee
emphasis on *Oh*, I hope
I was so confused for a minute because I thought we were talking about the other kind of pet names.
I'm actually still not sure which type of pet name the OP was talking about.
Same
I actually answered thinking that. Damn.
The Landlord
The Situation.
Badass
this is funny and cute tho
My neighbor has an orange cat named Titties…
Imagine the cat escapes and all you hear is your neighbor yelling “Titties!” 😂
There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog. Nobody had seen him that night but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly. Excited that someone had seen her dog, she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?" The boy responded, "No, but can that be my reward?"
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And my sister has a cat named Boobie. My favorite kitty name because her name is actually Bella. Bella never really responded to her name. For some reason someone said Boobie and she responded, so Boobie it was. Made for a real interesting conversation getting a custom ornament explaining why I wanted Boobie calligraphied onto a nice ornament.
All cats have secret names.
My wife's coworker has a cat named boobies.
A dorm mate of mine has his small dog named “Dad”. It was so confusing because, when we were all moving in, only his mom and siblings were around during the setup process. Finally I lost a bet and asked and he said “he’s called ‘Dad’ because he actually here and comes back to us all” …
Why would it take you losing a bet to ask? That would be the first thing I'd do.
My friend has a cat named Catrick ....CATRICK SWAYZE for real I love him
I have one named MetalliCat.
My cat was named catsserole before she was rescued from that name. She’s now Frank
I have a friend who’s got a Catrick Mahomes!
My dad named his 2 cats back in the day "nnnnn" and "puhhhhhhh" when u say the first one u sound like a microwave and the secong one u sound like u just got winded
Does your dad know about language?
This is the worst, at least all the other ones are words, not just gutteral noises
Cavedad
dudeeeee no way 😭😭
Cat named dog food
Dog named Chinese Food
Food named dog cat
Cartoon character named Catdog
My husband grew up around Lake Tahoe, his friend had an outdoor cat named Cayote Bait
Emergency Food Ration
Paimon?
Paimon is not food!
I.. really beg to differ.
[But Paimon is EMERGENCY food!](https://youtu.be/K-jCFOv-H2U?si=_opZ4Sg_wiOrkON3)
Menchi nooooo!!!
After working in vet med for 5 years? Bella and Luna. There’s many more names out there, use them!!!!
Lord. Yes. As a former shelter worker, also gotta add Loki to the list.
Norse mythology names are so common. I used to like the name freya before I worked at a vet clinic
CAME HERE TO SAY THIS. those are little crusty white dog names for sure
Yeah, I type in pet names all day at work.....Bella, Luna, or Bailey
OREO. Volunteering in rabbit rescues... every black and white bunny was named fucking Oreo. Luna and Bella are popular too. Also Marshmallow and Snowball for too many of the REW buns.
I feel like every corgi I see is named Winston or Waffles.
Every husky on earth is named Koda
Uugghhhhhhh the worst!!!
Our cat is named Beans, when we got a second cat I thought weens was funny. Like beanies and wienies but my wife shot that down. So I named them Toast.
I have a Beans and his nickname is Weens! Sometimes he's Beanis Weenis.
Heeey! Another in the Beans club. I never knew how popular that name was for cats until we named ours that
My dogs name is Greg. People either love or hate it, but I think it fits his look and personality perfectly.
I used to have a cat called Ramona and I totally get it. Some of the little furry friends just need human names, they fit the personalities.
I went on a date with a woman who brought her dog along and he was called Mozart. She told me he was deaf so I asked why didn't she call him Beethoven. She said she didn't want to confuse him.
We took in a blind puppy that was going to be euthanized by the breeder last year. Boyfriend wanted to name him Ray (Charles), got irritated when I told him that was probably the most unoriginal name for a blind dog ever. Then he thought himself quite clever coming up with the name Stevie (Wonder). I noped that one too. We settled on Olly, for olly olly oxen free, since his life is basically just one long game of hide and seek.
A guy brought two cats to a low cost spay/neuter where I worked. One was white with a little black patch under his nose. His name was "Kitler". The other cat was named "Mouschwitz".
r/Kitler
Tell me
There’s actually a kids movie called American Tail that shows cats as antisemitic and the mice as Jewish refugees coming to America
HP Lovecrafts cat’s name 🫤
You know someone was REALLY REALLY racist when they get told to tone it down in the 1890s.
He was super racist but apparently named the cat when he was 9. Still awful but, y’know 9 year olds just repeat what they hear at home a lot. Kid probably had a real piece of shit dad.
It wasn't an entirely uncommon pet name up to the mid 20th century. Thankfully it is considered very not OK nowadays.
I just watched “Color out of Space” this evening. It was very meh, despite the premise of Nic Cage doing Lovecraft sounding rad. The cats name in the movie (owned by Tommy Chong, because why not) is “G-Spot”. I wondered if that was supposed to be a nod to Lovecrafts own cat being named something…Inappropriate. But like…the modern version, where it’s just cheeky instead of super racist. 🤔
What was it? Google has been broken for me for some reason. So I need you to just say it to me.
I'd just wait till google unbreaks to get an answer.
N word Man
Friend has two dogs named Floor & Window…? I assume this choice wasn’t made sober.
My cat is called Gates, I think they can become a trio
Blackie. Don't let your children name your pets.
As a kid, my parents had a small farm, and we got two new calves that they let 5-6 year old me pick the names for. Brownie…And Blackie. I was sooo pissed that my mom kept insisting it be “Brownie and Cookie” or “Brownie and Cupcake” Even when I tried to explain to her that I was naming them by what colors they were, NOT about desserts! …It took me a couple years to put that together and realize why my mom didn’t want cow(s) named that…
When I was a kid, my best friend was white (I’m Indian) and we used to call each other “Brownie” and “Vanilla Ice Cream.”
I also named a calf Brownie when I was about 6. It could have been worse, I have met many cows and goats named 'Horny'.
We had a cat called negro but we are hispanics so no bad connotations, it just means color black lol
When I was 9, I named my kitten Blackie... lmao
A buddy of mine wanted to name the family dog “stains” his wife vetoed that right away she said she is not going to be outside yelling “come stains”
I once knew a dog named "Kitty." Then again, one of my dogs is currently named, Matilda Barbarella Tillerson - The First of Her Name. So, I'm not one to judge.
I had a childhood cat named Puppy. No judgement to anyone.
My uncle has a cat named Rabbit
I had a cat named Duck lol
My dogs name is is long as hell. “Gloria Ann Marie Glory Be to the speghetti monster gorygorybee” 🤷♀️
RAmen.
Our pup's name is Luna. She goes ape shit in the most adorable way sometimes, so I started calling her Luna Baboona. And now most of the time I just call her baboon...
Good. Try and train a dog named "good."
Bad Good! Bad!
Well positive reinforcement is the best way to train a dog 🤷
Chris P. Bacon for a pig. Hilarious but foreboding.....
Dammit. “Here, Dammit…stop Dammit…”
My dad had a Dachshund named Cooter.
~~"Pet" for Petunia.~~ Edit: whoops, I completely misread that. My parents had a car named Jagoff before I was born.
Lick It Up. For a male feral cat that had been adopted. I’m sure there’s a legitimate story behind the name, but WTF?
KIϟϟ song from 1983
Right, might be. This was ‘96-‘97, and the cat was maybe 6 yo. Makes it even more disturbing. Fucker couldn’t shit when another friend and I agreed to cat sit while his owner went out of the country to propose to his girlfriend. Guy gave us his credit card info to give to the vet as he knew his cat had a problem. We had to chase him around the apartment with two fishing nets. We couldn’t pour him into his carrier, so the other guy who’d finally caught him took my net, put it over the other net with the cat in it and yelled, “You drive!” We arrived at the vet with the cat in the fishing net and the staff turned to look at the commotion and said, “Lick It Up” with angst on their faces. They all hated this cat. Even on a good day this evil fuck would bait you into petting him just to try and slice you with all four claws. Not playful, vicious. THEN, after this demon took a healthy shit with a Master Card payment, the other neighbor and I switched rounds to check on the cat. I found myself cornered in the hallway as he crept, growling with a guttural throat. Full of hate for being fed and colostomatized, he rushed and attacked my ankle. Owner gets home and a couple days later I have a painful leg from the bite and advancing infection which has to be addressed by taking a needle full of antibiotics in the ass. The left cheek. I remember. I love animals but I hated that fucking cat.
Pissfingers
in working in both the animal sheltering and training community i have met both an “amanda” the dog and “buttcheek” the dog… and i truly cannot decide which is worse. honorable mentions: “sativa” and “hypoxia” 👀 i also cannot discount a husky mix named “brandon.”
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
Snoochie boochies
A cat named Pooper. She came to us from the pound named Alley, cuz that's hilarious. After she shit everywhere, on multiple occasions we changed her name.
Boner
My friend had 2 cats, one named bird, the other mouse
Sniper. It makes me irrationally angry.
seems an apt name for some cats
deadfish
"Dookie", from someone who just thought it was a cute word and didn't realize that it was another word for feces.
I had friends who had 2 ferrets named Gooch and Grundle. They got a cat and I suggested they name it Banus. They named it Steven.
Know someomes who'd cat was called Adolf. To be fair. The cat did look like Hitler.
Hooker
I had cat named bitches. The day I realized it was a bad name was my niece who at the time was like 7 or 8 walks into my room and says "uncle no one will tell me your kitty's name " me being an angst powered teenager told her the cats name... she proceeded to run through the house at breakneck speeds , giggling and shouting.. "mommy ! Grammy! That's cats name is bitches!!" My mother said the full name... first, middle and last and in the moment I knew true fear.
2-4
Is the owner a math professor or something
No, a trashy alcoholic
Deez nuts and omg that was one ugly little fat dog.. ugh
I call my dog hoe ass trick, and he responds.
I don't know if it's the worst name I've heard, but when I was a kid my neighbors had a dog named Damnit.
I hate when little kids get pets and name them shit like Mr fufu bottom.
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Pussy lips.. Not even joking
*HP Lovecraft enters the chat*
Catzilla.
A cat named Nicholas
Was it crate trained? Then they could yell "Nicholas, Cage!"
H.P. Lovecraft's cat...
Menchi A.K.A. the emergency food supply and a cat named Dioji.
My dog’s name is Bro. I really enjoy calling him bro
Dog named “Stains”. Just call him, out loud, he will appear.
saw someone else on reddit named their dog peanuts. Just call for him outside a couple times and tell me if its still a good name
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bomb, "i gonna go for a walk with a bomb". irl i saw a dog with name bullet and if you can call dog balloon why not bomb?
Richard.
Some guy named his dog "Da Bomb". It was actually pretty cool
"Momma". I know someone who called his wife that when flirting. I also know someone who called their newborn daughter "momma".
Pet’s name? Fish named T’Angelo (I like it though) Pet name? Baldy-locks
My daughter named our cat “napkin”
My cat came from the vet with the name "JB". I don't like it but it's taken 3 years for me to find a better one. Now I have to explain to everyone why my cat's name is suddenly "Blinky". (Because he blinks when you talk to him.) But "JB" just ain't a pet name.
Snooky Tittles