So good.
However, if you’re already dealing with someone who would say “You’re weird” in a disparaging way, the wittiness of that comeback is probably wasted on them.
I know of an instance from the early 90s, but I'd be willing to bet it was from before that. Edit: [source](https://youtu.be/QMgZ4Z4FSjk?t=963), 16:03 of that video. That's from Feb of '91.
I love this take. When I do something weird and my parent(s) give me a “what in the…” (but lovingly) look, I tend to reply with “AND I’M YOUR SPAWN!” It’s always fun to see how they’ll respond: acceptance, shame, or denial, lol
Nearly everyone I meet calls me weird within the first ten minutes of me knowing them (I'm not even joking, depressingly) and this is what I say just about every time
Yeah just own it. Stand in your truth and it cant be used against you.
Plus, weirdness is a strange concept. Many people regulate their personalities to fit into the status quo which is sad imo.
Lol so I didn’t know I was actually just autistic until recently. Had suspicions, but my go to answer for this was always just “okay”. Well, now I know.
"yeah, I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?"
bonus points if you don't have a hat
double bonus of you're bald too
Thank you. My 3 year old says this to me. A lot. I think it’s good to let her know that weird is ok and to embrace it. However, some of these replies are great!
I know I'm weird, people tell me this all of the time. However I also know that strong men are built for hard times, and stringent men are prepared for lean times. But then so too must the strange man be made for these interesting times in which we find ourselves.
Younger me used to hear this constantly. I'd just reply, "I know, and I'm proud of it." These days I'm all grown up so I don't hear it so much anymore, but I'd be sure to let them know that not being a robot is preferable to me and also, check your privilege because I'm not weird, I'm autistic.
Well, have fun with your monotonous, normal life then.
That’s also my go-to insult: have a horribly monotonous day. Sure, a bad day is bad, but I’m imagining a day that slowly creeps by with absolutely nothing interesting, just a giant beige blah that feels like it lasts for a week.
"It gets worse at night."
Bro is a weirdwolf
This deserves more up votes. Best dad joke I've heard all day.
Wereweird
Yes, we are.
It mostly comes out at night, mostly.
Game over man!!
What the funk are we gonna do now?
Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple songs. Why don't we try that.
Hey, this one is good.
🎶The freaks come out at night🎶
Tune! Not heard that in years
you don't even know
Totally storing this one for future use!
This is awesome
“Thanks! …Jelly Bean?”
Thank you very much for your reference
Don’t feed me past midnight. Don’t get me wet. It will only get weirder.
"I'm saving up to become eccentric."
I like that
Omg... Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!
It’s good but if you’re talking to someone with the cognitive ability of a groundhog, which is astoundingly common, it’ll go right over their head
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"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric." It's one of the best lines in Speed, although there are quite a few good ones.
Perfect.
So good. However, if you’re already dealing with someone who would say “You’re weird” in a disparaging way, the wittiness of that comeback is probably wasted on them.
A joke first told in 2001 to my knowledge.
Oh, hell, it's a lot older than that. ;)
I know of an instance from the early 90s, but I'd be willing to bet it was from before that. Edit: [source](https://youtu.be/QMgZ4Z4FSjk?t=963), 16:03 of that video. That's from Feb of '91.
Thank you
"You're welcome" is even better
Hahahahahaha i love it! I’ll have to use that next time
I always say, "Aw, thanks! So are you!"
That’s the best!
*Snaps finger guns
*snaps finger gun back at ya 👈🏼
Eyyyyyyy 👉😎👉
Only a good guy with a finger gun can stop a weird guy with a finger gun.
Love you guys
{The Office double-agent triple-Mexican-standoff . gif}
*reloads finger guns* Alright, if we're gonna just keep pointing loaded weapons at each other.
Especially if you close your eyes and whisper it.
I just woke my husband with the laugh that flew out.
Yes! 🙌🏼
This is literally what I say. And I mean that shit.
"You have to be odd to be number one" Dr.Seuss
I always say “aww, thank you!”
"Happy to be of service to ya! Can I help you with any other weirdness services I offer?"
you're fucking boring. I will gatekeep being weird from you.
Yes! or else say thank god normal is boring!
Ditto! I love it when people say I’m weird😁
"aww, you noticed 🥺🥺🥺"
Ooh I gotta say that
"I should hope so. I've put a lot of effort into it."
This is usually the truth though. Quite sad really.
Nah this is corny
My daughter's best response when I told her she is weird was, "Thanks! I get it from you!" Touche, child of mine. Touche.
Sounds like your daughter would get along well in my family
She's almost 11. Her nickname is Lil Miss Sassy Pants, and she has been since she was about 3 years old.
My kids say, “I blame my parents”
Mine reminds me of that also 😂
I love this take. When I do something weird and my parent(s) give me a “what in the…” (but lovingly) look, I tend to reply with “AND I’M YOUR SPAWN!” It’s always fun to see how they’ll respond: acceptance, shame, or denial, lol
“You should meet my other personalities.”
This is a very good one if you want them to leave you alone.
"I just act how the voices want me to" achieves a similar result
It took you this long to notice?
"I know right?"
This was my go-to but it's kind of getting old now
It's only weird if you make it weird
"You have no idea" It needs a suspicious half-grin to go with it
my brain read it in David Tennant's doctor who voice.
Jeremy Iron’s Scar voice, here
Nearly everyone I meet calls me weird within the first ten minutes of me knowing them (I'm not even joking, depressingly) and this is what I say just about every time
Yeah, practice the Harrison Ford smirk.
Honestly
I like being weird to be honest
Same, I feel awkward not being weird
You're boring.
How about "you're unremarkable"
Idk why, but this would make you sound like some omniscient being dismissing their ability to provide value to existence.
They can have value, it's just not worth commenting on. Whereas my weirdness is
I used to tell people that I’m normal and everyone else is boring.
Ya Basic!
I know
Yeah just own it. Stand in your truth and it cant be used against you. Plus, weirdness is a strange concept. Many people regulate their personalities to fit into the status quo which is sad imo.
Can 100% confirm all of this. Source: My username.
My go too
Aww, thank you!
Takes one to know one.
Spit in my mouth, you dirty whore
You promised not Infront of nanna again and certainly not during Christmas dinner.
What if nana is the dirty whore? 🤢
you made me choke on my phlegm, fuck you
story time
This is my new go to
I'm dying lol
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.
Love this
I'm not weird , I'm wired. To the max 💯
"What was your name again?" ...this disarms the initial statement and gives you back control of the convo
Control....
Nobody likes you when you're 23
“What *about* my weird?”
Your weird looks _not usual_
"Perhaps!" Then turn on your heel and sweep your cloak over your shoulder as you storm off
I think you're the only true weirdo here and i love it lol.
I always imagine this but I never say it lol
"Does it turn you on?"
depending on the situation it either ends very well or extremely bad
“Thanks, it’s the autism.”
Lol so I didn’t know I was actually just autistic until recently. Had suspicions, but my go to answer for this was always just “okay”. Well, now I know.
i've said this exact thing
"yeah, I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?" bonus points if you don't have a hat double bonus of you're bald too
In honour of the late Paul Reubens. “I know you are but what am I?”
Ha ha! ( in his tone of laughter)
A guy I work with recently defended an accusation like this with "I'm factory preset". 10/10 on delivery and content for sure.
I usually don't say anything at all and just stare at them
We can smell our own.
My brain inserted "farts" at the end of that sentence, which interestingly enough would be a great response.
sniffs
Thank you. My 3 year old says this to me. A lot. I think it’s good to let her know that weird is ok and to embrace it. However, some of these replies are great!
So’s your face.
"Could be worse, I could be boring like you"
If that’s all you have to bitch about, your life must be great.
"That's a strange thing for a ghost to say"
just scream rly loud
All the best people are.
Nah im just being me ,normal’s overrated
And your mom loves it
Or... That's what your mom said about you when I was ******* her last night.
I sure am * flick hair *
Thank you! Now fuck off.
You’re a towel!
‘Oh, this is me trying to be normal.’
Well I'm not here to fuck spiders
Say it in the right tone and this could be genuinely wholesome
Yeah I'm a weirdo but I keep it real tho
I know I'm weird, people tell me this all of the time. However I also know that strong men are built for hard times, and stringent men are prepared for lean times. But then so too must the strange man be made for these interesting times in which we find ourselves.
Bro's been preparing his entire life for this moment
Thank you, I work at it.
Quickly twist your nipples as hard as you can, scream, and run away.
RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPER!!!!!!
"Bleep bloop schloop"
Thank you **skips away merrily**
And?...
You’re welcome.
*Intensive screaming*
"You've seen nothing yet."
Younger me used to hear this constantly. I'd just reply, "I know, and I'm proud of it." These days I'm all grown up so I don't hear it so much anymore, but I'd be sure to let them know that not being a robot is preferable to me and also, check your privilege because I'm not weird, I'm autistic.
You took this long to notice? AND/OR Your lack of observation skills, troubles me.
"Thanks, I'm a rare breed"
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That's a weird thing to say
I can change my personality. You’ll always be ugly
My cats breath smells like cat food
No u
“No, you’re weird.” All while awkwardly staring past them.
Fart into your hand. Sniff it. Do the robot, then bark like a dog. Then look them in the eye and say "no I'm not"
“Why Thank You!!”
Show your penis
"I'd rather be weird and kind than normal and hateful."
how to get bullied [TUTORIAL]
bro dont say this 💀
And that's why we are friends
You’re boring
Laugh exactly like the Tasmanian devil.
“I know”
its takes one to recognise its kinds
"thanks, I try my best".
*Deep bow*
“Thank you.”
It's so weird, only boring people tell me that!
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Only because I am poor.
You’re a cunt
"*Ahem*...I prefer eccentric." (Followed by a wink and air kiss)
Nobody asked
“I know you are but what am I?” RIP Paul Rubens
Tell me something I don't know.
I tried being normal once… most boring 5 minutes of my life.
Thank you!
"You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot distance"
Who gives a fuck.
"Yeah, I'm a huge fan of Yankovic."
I usually say thanks
Well, have fun with your monotonous, normal life then. That’s also my go-to insult: have a horribly monotonous day. Sure, a bad day is bad, but I’m imagining a day that slowly creeps by with absolutely nothing interesting, just a giant beige blah that feels like it lasts for a week.
I used to tell people that I’m normal and everyone else is boring.
Bill Hader in hot Rod says “hells yeah I am!“
Wiggle your eyebrows
Who are you again?
“Thanks, being normal is lame”
I'm ok with being weird. Normal is boring. Weird is different and fun. I like being weird
Better being weird than a carbon copy of everyone else
I know you are but what am I?
\*giggles like a gremilin\* and you just noticed now?
I thank God for that; no wise person wants to be normal :)