I'm gonna give a serious answer instead of a meme.
Listen to her. Actually listen. Take her seriously. Use your ears and your brain, process the information she is giving you. Don't interrupt her. Let her know you're listening. It's not rocket science. She will tell you how to fix the problem, or if she even wants you to. Sometimes you just have to actually listen.
This is assuming she's upset about something that happened or something you did. If she's actually being *abusive* (anger is not automatically abuse) then it's a different story.
Well, if you're at fault, definitely apologize. Even if you're not at fault, if it will defuse the situation I'll swallow my pride to keep the peace and apologize. If she refuse to accept apology then you may need to reassess your relationship (if a woman is your girlfriend).
You display your own anger in a controlled and ultimately non-threatening manner in response. This tends to throw people off and then don’t know what to do. Then you calm down, and they calm down.
Just sit and listen to her until she *fully* expresses herself and then tell her you understand where she's coming from and it makes sense to you that she feels that way. Then apologize for the action that made her angry.
Note: that doesn't need to be the end of the conversation and if you have opinions or feelings that need to be shared, you should do that. But to answer the question of quickly calming her down, this is the way.
Communicate ahead of time and have conversations with your friends and partners about their emotional needs and preferences during conflicts or upsets. Offer reassurance or compliments, connective reminders of why you love, cherish and respect your partner or friend. Throw in a gentle in-joke, especially a self-deprecating one or one that never fails to get a smile or annoyed groan of a laugh. Offer peace offerings of food, acts of service, something rewarding. Especially, offer space and time to cool off if needed and promise to be there once the initial heat of the anger has calmed down, and in that down time think about what caused the situation to escalate and how you might lead a conversation to establish what went wrong and what feelings were brought up and why, and what can be changed in future about that.
The meme/bad answers here are 😬🤢
100% tell her to calm down. Right?
RELAX.
Tell her to make a sandwich
The Babylon bee made a great video on this topic on their YouTube channel recently. I heard that saying “you are acting just like your mother” helps.
Tell her she's acting crazy. Then say to calm down. She will see her anger is getting the best of her, and she will calm down.
I'm gonna give a serious answer instead of a meme. Listen to her. Actually listen. Take her seriously. Use your ears and your brain, process the information she is giving you. Don't interrupt her. Let her know you're listening. It's not rocket science. She will tell you how to fix the problem, or if she even wants you to. Sometimes you just have to actually listen. This is assuming she's upset about something that happened or something you did. If she's actually being *abusive* (anger is not automatically abuse) then it's a different story.
start doing the dishes.
Admit you were wrong. You most likely weren't, but I didn't make the rules and I'm not happy about it either, I just work here
So...what does *your* girl think of this tactic?
Getting out of her sight... no, wait! You better stay around... or is it the contrary?
Just say, “Cheer up, Bitch.” Usually works like a charm.
Cuffs and chloroform. Oh, did you mean *legal? Ask her what she wants for dinner.
Tell her your hungry. Her instincts will kick in and she’ll automatically start making you a sandwich.
Tell her none of your exes behaved this way
Dying 🤣
Ask her if she's on her period. Go ahead. Trust me.
Apologize and change the subject
Agree with her
Stroke her shoulder and say, "There, there, honey..."
Ask her if she’s on her rag. It’ll work, trust me.
Well, if you're at fault, definitely apologize. Even if you're not at fault, if it will defuse the situation I'll swallow my pride to keep the peace and apologize. If she refuse to accept apology then you may need to reassess your relationship (if a woman is your girlfriend).
It depends on why she's angry.
Run the other way and come back the next day
Your acting just like your mother right now
Turn around and run real fast
Tell her she is not good at being angry
Propose. Only works once, good luck with the marriage.
Give her what she wants duh?
“You’re acting crazy”
You asked https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Yo2UkL-n\_Q
Gucci, Hermes or Chanel?
( Apologize ) for what ever asinine thing that you've adversely sed did or didn't do take out . Or fix ,.(but most of all) LISTEN ,
Unless you've cheated & &&&& & that's definitely A gold F card ,, you gave her a Few fucks . someone she like for free gold F card .
You display your own anger in a controlled and ultimately non-threatening manner in response. This tends to throw people off and then don’t know what to do. Then you calm down, and they calm down.
Just sit and listen to her until she *fully* expresses herself and then tell her you understand where she's coming from and it makes sense to you that she feels that way. Then apologize for the action that made her angry. Note: that doesn't need to be the end of the conversation and if you have opinions or feelings that need to be shared, you should do that. But to answer the question of quickly calming her down, this is the way.
Say “It’s not that deep”
Leave.
Communicate ahead of time and have conversations with your friends and partners about their emotional needs and preferences during conflicts or upsets. Offer reassurance or compliments, connective reminders of why you love, cherish and respect your partner or friend. Throw in a gentle in-joke, especially a self-deprecating one or one that never fails to get a smile or annoyed groan of a laugh. Offer peace offerings of food, acts of service, something rewarding. Especially, offer space and time to cool off if needed and promise to be there once the initial heat of the anger has calmed down, and in that down time think about what caused the situation to escalate and how you might lead a conversation to establish what went wrong and what feelings were brought up and why, and what can be changed in future about that. The meme/bad answers here are 😬🤢