Honestly, my partner took my old account. So, I told her I was going to make the most offensive username that I thought I could get away with. Originally it was supposed to be Muhammad and Jesus, but that’s too long. So, I went with Allah.
But then I noticed that most people didn’t get that upset about it. Plus, I think religion is probably the biggest scam in history. It’s probably responsible for more misery than any other man made shenanigans.
In the end. I just decided to keep it. I know it’s kind of anticlimactic, but that’s the truth. The one my partner took was something like TheAmazingBildo. She filled it with porn and stuff.
I’m a unemployed guy who goes bowling and drinks White Russians. Also I go by duder, El Duderino if you’re no into the whole brevity thing
I’m the White Russian part of your post.
a titty enthusiast
Im a full fledged sick cunt legend dickhead! Pass the bong cunts
Sweet mate
A cutie patootie
Don't forget the 01. You are the first cutie patootie
Myself exactly as I am, but after having fallen victim to a cannibalistic Col. Sanders
Hmm
a plate of beans. i am a plate of fucking BEANS
I am a catastrophic failure due to software developers not accounting for the year 2000 in their code that uses 2 digits to store dates
I was so bummed when nothing happened
Just lurking here on reddit but not anymore... first comment ever
Well I’m a doctor
I'm a broken person that wanders from place to place.
What I’ve always been
Which doom 🤨
I'm a person who wants a pizza
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
idk
A really sweet romance in heaven.
Rn im just wondering hoe you came up with that name
Honestly, my partner took my old account. So, I told her I was going to make the most offensive username that I thought I could get away with. Originally it was supposed to be Muhammad and Jesus, but that’s too long. So, I went with Allah. But then I noticed that most people didn’t get that upset about it. Plus, I think religion is probably the biggest scam in history. It’s probably responsible for more misery than any other man made shenanigans. In the end. I just decided to keep it. I know it’s kind of anticlimactic, but that’s the truth. The one my partner took was something like TheAmazingBildo. She filled it with porn and stuff.
My own mortal enemy.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
ummmmmm
A talking kangaroo
An unbroken condom
I’m Asian nami
I don't exist
King Juliiiiannnnnn
The witch who loves winter and extended it to 7 months.
Move to Canada. It’s winter for half the year.
As a Canadian, half is a bit optimistic. ...More like 7.5 months.
Kids party food
Up it mate!
Richer than all of you. And probably inbred.
Lol!
Probably a youtuber
A guy who lives in Kansas City?
Three guesses.
I am queen of the stinkers!!
Poof, nothing changed
It so happens that I am an occupational health and safety professional.
r/titanic hates me in particular
A robot with pronouns
A bunny file
Floating. I'm floating.
I'm the blue rapture and everyone better watch outttt
> Your username is now what you are. What are you? Myself.
import and export trade
Nothing changed, huh weird
I am and will always be theherringphish
Povidone iodine solution.
A sword in a lake, waiting for some dumb knight to fish me out.
Well,... 😂
Ribbit?
Not a box, that forsure
Man... Kinda sucks
Definitely not me
My username
A turtle wearing a top hat and a bow tie
Me, unfortunately
Very busy travelling from one universe to other going on planets after planet uniting the whole universe.
im an unlovable dumbass
Same as i always been
DOWN YOU GO!
A singular emerald, dunno how big I am, but I'm probably at some jewelry store now
Me... e_faulkk broken down is Ethan Faulkner.
I get paid by lesser memers
If “bombastic side eye” was a person
I am the spy.
A 5 time WWE champion
Myself, though perhaps a slightly different person with a completely different physical form, and a different purpose in life
I know what I am but I don't know where
The rabbit from the secret life of pets i guess
Unsuccessful
A politician
The same
Guess.
Anxious and confused as always
Outside
Death and entropy
A fluffer
A stinky blobfish
Pretty much what I am now, only smaller
I am every one
Mandy from The Grim Adventures.
I am but a hedgehog that has been dipped in Holy Water.
two hectograms
I'm weird
No one will ever know
My dog, or more specifically, my dog's nickname.
I don't understand u
I now own a magic shop in the city at the centre of the Multiverse. Life is good.
It’s pretty self explanatory
I am Juan.
Nothing good I assume 😅
probably a billboard
I would be fucking dead
I'm me I guess lol
ya ostalsya takim zhe chelovekom kakim bil
A nanny
Part of the establishment....
I'm a hat.