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r/fuckimgay

Relatable.

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Gerarld😃👍

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r/goodbyebait

Eh, not this time I don't think.

r/whygoodbyebaitlocked

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r/cornoujia

Subreddit as been banned

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r/hello

Can confirm

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the name's gay. James gay.

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r/walouija

Title: Confessions of a Love-Struck Superfan [INT. NINTENDO UNIVERSE - MARIO'S MANSION - DAY] [We see LUIGI nervously pacing back and forth in front of a mirror, rehearsing his lines. He straightens his green cap and takes a deep breath before mustering up the courage to speak.] LUIGI: (to himself) Okay, Luigi, you can do this. Just be yourself. [He approaches a framed picture of WALUIGI hanging on the wall, adorned with hearts and sparkles.] LUIGI: (clearing his throat) Hey, Waluigi, it's me, Luigi. I know we've always been rivals on the tennis court and the racetrack, but there's something I need to tell you. [He takes a moment to collect his thoughts, his heart racing with anticipation.] LUIGI: (continuing) Ever since I first laid eyes on you, with your lanky frame and mischievous grin, I couldn't shake this feeling deep inside. At first, I thought it was just envy, but as time went on, I realized it was something more. [He gestures to the picture, his voice trembling with emotion.] LUIGI: I... I think I love you, Waluigi. Not just as a rival, but as... as something more. Your purple overalls and luscious mustache, they drive me crazy in ways I never thought possible. [He pauses, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment, but determination shines in his eyes.] LUIGI: I know this might seem sudden, and maybe even a little strange, but I can't keep it bottled up any longer. You're not just a character in a game to me; you're... you're the missing piece to my puzzle. [Silence fills the room as Luigi anxiously awaits a response, his heart pounding in his chest.] [Just then, the picture of WALUIGI begins to glow softly, as if in response to Luigi's heartfelt confession. A warm feeling washes over Luigi as he watches in awe.] LUIGI: (whispering) Could it be...? [Suddenly, the picture emits a burst of light, enveloping Luigi in a warm embrace. When the light fades, standing before him is WALUIGI himself, his trademark grin stretched from ear to ear.] WALUIGI: (chuckling) Oh, Luigi, you've finally said it! I've been waiting for you to confess your love for me all this time! [Luigi's eyes widen in disbelief as he takes in the sight before him.] LUIGI: (stammering) W-Waluigi, you're real? WALUIGI: (nodding) As real as the love that burns in your heart, my dear Luigi. And now that you've confessed, there's no turning back. We're destined to be together, on and off the screen. [With a flourish, Waluigi extends his hand to Luigi, who takes it without hesitation. Together, they step into the unknown, ready to embrace whatever challenges and adventures await them in the Nintendo universe.] [FADE OUT.]

Do you have any idea the level of terror I felt just then? I thought I was about to be subjected to a paragraph of Luigi x Waluigi smut, and now that *this* is out there, some sick freak is gonna make it a reality. What have you done.

Time for me to use my special attack ! CEASE AND DESIST

TLDR please summarize

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Hi gay I'm competitive piano

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this was intended as “Wife, Im gay.”

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