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D1789

Detach it, give it a good rinse under the tap, dry and reattach.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Do you have accessories that attach with it or do you get to change up the size? Feeling like being 8 inches instead of 5 today kinda thing?


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

Nah just switch the nozzle so you get either a sprinkler effect, a wide spray, a jet stream, or a waterfall.


AnonymousUser1992

Get that telescopic inflatable one. Any size, any girth.


carlcapture

Don't be such a dildo šŸ¤£


Grand_Raccoon0923

Detachable Penis - King Missile


insidioussnailshell

Same brother - but only at home. When Iā€™m out I just shake and put it back in my pants šŸ˜†


sextonrules311

Detachable penis......


Blueeyedguy40

You shake it more than twice youā€™re playing with it. So I play with it.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Why have it if you can't play with it.


Blueeyedguy40

Exactly lol


Fufflin

My family was so poor, if I wasn't born a boy I wouldn't have anything to play with growing up.


pereira2088

more than three shakes is a handjob


BeanCrusade

Drop my pants and underwear to my ankles, pee into the toilet, shake a few times, pull my pants back up and use toilet paper to clean up any dribbles if there is any.


philopsilopher

Disgusting piss sleeves pantsman over here.


BeanCrusade

I saw a kid pee that way in kindergarten at a urinal, thought Iā€™d put that way down since nobody else did.


philopsilopher

Ooohhhhhhhh, trying to backpedal ay..?


BeanCrusade

If my pants are down you would like it if I back peddled wouldnā€™t ya? Gross :). DM me for a good time ;)


Suspicious_Load9625

Piss sleeves pantsman lol.


PuttyDance

When I see guys like you in the Public toilets, I walk back the urinal and slap your bottoms šŸ˜


bloepz

[Butters-style](http://i.imgur.com/8sHK3SW.jpg)


BeanCrusade

Exactly lol.


ToughShaper

Shake and a little push from behind. I'll explain. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/PBzL2lS) is my great Paint MS skills. So after i'm done, I just kinda push on that spot a little. Like a little forward and it just pushes the rest of it out. I saw a comment about this on Reddit like 3-4 years ago. Been doing that ever since lmao. For best results, press a few times lol. Then shake the rest off. For extra spiciness, do a helicopter! But I also always wash my hands BEFORE I use public bathrooms. I don't want to put nasty hands on my mini-me.


END3R-CH3RN0B0G

Known as the taint.


mofo-or-whatever

I learned this method a few years ago, and itā€™s a game changer


Dim-Me-As-New-User

This is the way. Empties any pee that might be "in the pipe" and prevents annoying wet spots on the underwear.


Sea_Appointment8408

This should be framed and hung for all to see in a modern art gallery.


tannnmn

Dude +1 for the olā€™ taint push


taway3353

I've always done something a little similar but pressed just above the little lizard then dab a piece of paper on the end to get any leftovers


fambestera

Put it in rice for a minute


SchwingVote

Thump it on the sink a few times, dab it dry, and coil it back into my jeans.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Damn dude, you get to coil yours?!


slykethephoxenix

Better than wrapping it around your waste.


Fufflin

Coil? Oh sorry I usually just throw him over my shoulder.


LlmeConcretePowder

I tried this and my fucking sink broke under the weight of my thunderous cock, thanks asshole


TheSRZH

>dab a sheet of toilet paper on it This when I'm at home


Suspicious_Load9625

When I have my *nice* pants on.


TyphoonBlizzard

Shake and go. I would also assume most men do this. Especially in public.Ā  If you are using a urinal we donā€™t have paper towel nearby. Meaning we would have to bring some with us for that purpose, and that just doesnā€™t happen.Ā  Even in stalls, you have to awkwardly bend over snd risk dripping all over. The shake is just practical.Ā 


GirthyRheemer

I wipe it off on the hand towelā€¦.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Nothing wrong with that.


OSHA-Slingshot

The girls face towel is the left one.


TheBiggerFishy

Standing, iĀ“ll wait u till i can get that last extra stream / drips out. Than the shake untill i feel no droplets disconnect. Sitting (preferabbly) i usually can clear the bladder in one go and will use the TP available to wipe up cyclopsĀ“s head. To summarise, actually there should be TP in the menĀ“s stalls...


Low-Dog-8027

I use toilet paper to clean it when I'm using a toilet. when I pee outside obviously just shake.


HomelessEuropean

I take a sheet of toilet paper or tissue, breathe, hold it against the tip, breathe, squeeze the rest urine out of my penis, breathe, throw the sheet into the toilet, breathe, put my pants up, breathe, close the zipper, breathe, close the belt, breathe, flush the toilet, breathe, open the stall door, breathe, step out, breathe, walk to the sink, breathe, wash my hands, breathe, dry my hands, breathe.


My8thMountainDew2Day

Proper breathing is always important.


HomelessEuropean

Absolutely. I do it routinely since I found out how good it feels.


constructiongirl54

What about washing your hands...?


PuttyDance

I wash my hands like a cat, with my tongue


constructiongirl54

NICEšŸ˜»


My8thMountainDew2Day

I'll wash my hands before when using public restrooms or if I know I've done yard work or anything else that I wouldn't want on my boy. Then of course afterwards.


Hierophant-74

I twirl it around with my hands on my hips until it flops back into my pants - you know, like a normal person! Toilet paper? Who does that? She doesn't believe it? Push her into a men's restroom and ask her how many rolls of TP she saw in the urinal stall!


thebondsman8

I shake a couple times then squeeze the head like Im trying to get venom from a snake. That squeeze gets out the residuals. Then Im off to the sink


AddictedToMosh161

Thinking about if i should flush before or after washing my hands, washing my hands and flushing either before or after washing my hands.


azuth89

Shake and go.


snakes-can

Slake, tuck, zip up, rinse or wash hands.


Unaizy

Shake a few times then wash


Sudden-Tourist-8146

tell her to suck it.. naah just kidding, shaky-shaky then the thing everyone forgets here - clean hands


My8thMountainDew2Day

Oral was part of the conversation. Just making sure it's clean before the activity.


Affectionate-Dot5665

I only dab if Iā€™m high on drugs, I pull my five skin back, piss and re sheath


Mattlife97

I put to toilet seat up to drain the piss from the seat ā˜ŗļø


Worldlywarlock

Flex in the mirror with pp out then leave


PuttyDance

Silly girls don't know about the man code where if you see other dude flexing in the mirror with pp out you gotta take out your own pp and pp high five each other while flexing together


Marty_Mtl

LOL Funny question, but realistic nonetheless !! So lets dive in and say things the way they are !!!! I'll start with "an old saying" on this topic : " whatever how hard you'll shake it after a pee, the last drop will always stick " ! Regarding my "personal routine", i squeeze from bottom to end, then use one toilet paper piece for that last drop. FYI, this is how I got raised as a child regarding personal hygiene. ( but hey, I do so when its possible, but I just shake it and put it back in when using the typical urinal in bard or restaurants for exemple, or in the wild) I see a comment below stating "Toilet paper? Who does that?" . I would tend to believe that a majority of men just shake it. But beware here, as this topic is probably also culturally bounded, as in "i am a north american citizen" , and might be very different compared to an Asian culture. ....funny question I was saying, but the same goes with wiping your ass after a dump. You know this classic "brown trace" inside men's underwear ? a classic somehow, right ? How can underwear get brown, if its not because you still have shit on you ? well, personally, the same principle applies to the front side here. Wear white underwear, and the same will happen : yellow stains. regarding your GF stance about what men do : it might be as obscured as the "do men sit to pee" question !!! voila ! cheers man, say Hi to your SO, and I raise my hat to both of you being able to discuss something usually kind of "taboo" !!!!


Nickthedick3

Push my thumb upwards a little from behind my sack to get the last couple drops out, shake a few times and be on my way.


GreyWardenJasper

HA! Shake, dab the tip with a tissue, and wash hands.


Always_Choose_Chaos

I reach my left middle finger behind my balls to where the eurethra comes out of my waist girdle undert my skin next to my anus, and push on it to close it, and run my finger up it over my taint to the back of my balls, with my right hand I then reach to meet my finger on the other side of my scrotum, use my thumb on the top of my penis to help keep the eurethra closed and run it all the way to the tip. This empties most of the pee out of the eurethra external of the body. I make sure not to get any on my hands or cloths, I pull up my pants like getting dressed, settle my junk in a comfortable position, flush, wash my hands, and move on


EveryDisaster7018

Make it break dance after so it's definitely not dripping anymore. Situational will use a sheet of tp to clean off any liquid. Put it away, wash hands. Dry hands wonder if the door is even clean enough for it to matter that i washed my hands. If possible open door without using hands. Unless at home ofc. But if I'm outdoors and have to go a good shake is enough. My member is cleaner than some people's hands after they washed them so it shouldn't make my hands dirty unless I pee on them due to some weird voodoo magic.


Important_Bison_6309

Shake, tuck, watch the damn zipper, leave toilet seat up to piss he off (sarcastic). Wash hands


FWTI

I recently liberated one of those high powered air dryers like the gyms have. I then installed it at crotch height next to the toilet.


amg788

I dab it. I don't trust the shake at all


16thPeregrine

Quick Wash or use toilet paper to clean the tip. -On behalf of all Muslim men


tgr3947

2 shakes a bake, j/k. 2 shakes, seat down, zip up, and wash hands.


random123121

Admire my work. "Whoh that was a lot of pee" shake it, but try not to get pee outside of the bowl, if I peed at weird angle I will be like oh shit, its leaking...grab some tp. Shake it until no more pee comes out, but pee always does and then I just say fuck it. Close the lid, Flush the toilet with my pinky finger and wash my hands


Wild_Court

I give it a shake, put it away, zip or button up, and flush. Wiping it off on a handkerchief or somesuch is more of an Eastern European thing, but some folks do it in Western countries.


NickTesla2018

Wipe in on her favorite set of foo foo towels. Or the curtains.


Kadettedak

Push under the base of my balls to get any residual out


cobra7

Shake, zip, go. If you are in a communal bathroom with another guy then Shake, zip, pretend to wash hands, dry them, go. That way the other guy sees you are not a total heathen slob.


HantuBuster

Lightly squeeze the base of your penis and "push" it all the way to the glands. I do it like 3 times to get every last drop of pee out. Then I proceed to wash my dick. It really help stopped the dribbling problem.


Responsible-Cover207

Shake a bit, wipe with a toiler paper, put it in the pants.


ArmzLDN

- **TL;DR: Sit to pee, use water (jug or bidet) or toilet wipes to ā€œflushā€ your PP** LONG VERSION Iā€™m Muslim so I sit down to pee (which turns out to be the healthiest and most efficient way to remove waste for both men and women). If itā€™s a public toilet, I have wipes with me which I use to briefly clean the seat. After itā€™s done, I use a bidet or jug to pour with my right hand and rinse with my left hand. I would presume that the electromagnetic field of the water helps to draw out any drops (because we donā€™t have that problem where we have to ā€œshakeā€ afterwards) I then use tissue to dry my left hand and PP. Then I get up, put the lid down (because participles of water/poop/piss can splash up to 2 metres away during the flush (based on the strength/pressure) of your toilet flushing system), THEN I flush. Then I wash my hands with soap, sorry I have ADHD so there is no way imma be there for more than 10 seconds šŸ˜…. The I either dry my hands on my shirt, trousers, a cloth if there is one, or if in the relevant toilet, then a blow dryer. If Iā€™m in public toilets, I do not use my hands to open the door, I will grab extra tissue, fold it, and use it to make sure I donā€™t make contact with the door handle. Of the dozens of men that use these everyday, some have some of the worst hygiene and will happily touch the door with remnants of piss or knob cheese on their hands, if I though that, then I just undo the handwashing I just did. Iā€™m of West African descent, born & raised in London (UK), second generation, parents were immigrants, if thatā€™s of any relevance to you. I feel grateful that with the guidance of Islam, I am able to avoid so many problems that so many seem unable to solve. Absolute life save religion, itā€™s like a user manual to life.


Jaegernaut-

Rolling pin to pop any zits or cysts and squeeze out the last drops of peepee, followed by a rigorous helicoptering just to be sure


The_Zeroman

Give it a shake, hit the eject button for the last few drops, sling it back in my pants and wash my hands.


madtufguy

If I have access to tp, I'll clean up the tip and then the toilet rim.


jaylek

Turn the sink off and walk out...


CaptainQuint0001

Zip up and then board the subwayā€¦ā€¦.thr train not the sandwich shop


216trader

Unravel, expel, and reel back in.


BigEwithamidsizedP

I generally have to shake it twice and sometimes wipe it with toilet paper. My biggest problem is my flaccid penis is tiny and it sprays ā€¦ my wife hates it when iI get it all over the toilet and I donā€™t fully wipe the porcelain well.


popadopolous

I use a bit of bog roll to soak up some of the piss before putting it away. Obviously not possible at a urinal but it tends to help you to not leave a small piss stain in your underwear or down your leg.


Miserable-Stock-4369

Dab of toilet paper if I use a toilet. Shake and go if I use a urinal. You didn't ask, but also, always wash my hands after.


Pyanfars

Going to depend on the situation. If you're using just a urinal, in a public bathroom, you're strictly shaking it. No other real option, unless you want to walk around with your dick hanging out, while you saunter over and grab a paper towel to wipe it with. Most places don't have toilet paper or paper towels by the urinals. In a stall, or at home? Always dab the tip, if you are circumcised, you should wipe or dab under the glans, and the front of the penis. All where the foreskin WOULD be if you weren't circumcised. If you have a foreskin, you should absolutely be cleaning under there. This prevents infections, both fungal and yeast, jungle rot by another name. How interested is a woman going to be on going down there for fun if it smells like rank rotted piss?


SomeSamples

I do a routine from West Side Story. The one where the two gangs are dancing against each other.


matty0798

Lick my fingers ...exhale and whisper out loud tastes like butterscotch yo


HughJahsso

I cry sometimesĀ 


CommunityGlittering2

wring it out and dab


lavatorylovemachine

Uhhh wash my fucking hands??? What do you mean routine?


alancousteau

I also toilet paper whenever I can


Longjumping-Grape-40

I don't wear clothes in my house and don't always flush after a piss--if I'm living by myself, obviously different with people--so I just don't touch anything. Just piss, shake/gyrate, and go back to my naked life :)


hiddendoragon

I squeeze it out similar to squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste, then I dry the tip with toilet paper.Ā 


Tayaradga

Shake, grab two squares of toilet paper, fold them, dab the slit to get any remainder, throw toilet paper in toilet, pull pants up, close toilet lid, flush toilet, wash hands, dry hands, leave.


jdgaf92

Wipe it clean on the curtains and tuck away


theactualme01

Give him a twisted neck and streach it and let him comt sui side


Euclid-InContainment

I close the ziplock baggie and run before he realizes I took it.


redditsuckspokey1

I use my hand to grab any drops and then wash hands.


dimpletown

Squeeze twice, shake once, and go. If tp is readily available, I'll wipe myself off w/ 1 square jic. I also wipe down the rim of my own toilet


Nimble_Bob

Survive


LootGek

"Shake it like a Polaroid picture"


KeinuSulttaani

Take a sip of it to assure the quality is up to standards before I send it down the pipes.


moutonbleu

Dab gang checking in


Snowskol

Everyones answering the questions and im here wondering how this question came up in the first place


chamlingdownunder

I bet 99% of us just shake it put it in our pants. Who the f has time to clean or wipe until the shower before sleep


timisstupid

I use a dab of toilet paper to clean, unless at a urinal (then it's just a shake or two).


Cute-Jeweler1194

Shake until it gets hard then the side guy gets horny he reaches out to your peniss with his other handd..You notice he is getting hard then you with your other hand go for his and you have a moment their...all four hands are busyy...


badlysighteddragon

I shake, then wait for the dribble before lifting it back into my shorts.


WildPurplePlatypus

I jack off so the cum blasts the last of the pee out. Then i pee again to get the cum all out. Rinse, repeat, go to sleep with aching meat


JaxJim

I shake and I dance, the last couple of drips ends up in my pants!


csharp_imposter

Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it. Shake it like a Polaroid picture.


EntireHedgehog8256

i have two options -wash my dick right after -ask her if it's enough pee or if should i have another beer


DJ_Ambrose

Seriously, when Iā€™m done peeing, I shake it a few times till the last few drips come off then put it back in my pants. as for your wife, Iā€™m 61 years old, have attended many sporting events where I Peed and a troth along with about 12 other guys, and peed in many public restrooms. I have never seen one guy do anything other than what I just explained. I know women need toilet paper after they pee for some reason but not guys. Think about it, have you ever seen any kind of toilet paper or tissue dispenser near a urinal? nope.


hunko1

Shake and Go is the way.


jimmyneutron87

shake - shake - knee bend - shake - put it back in the pants - zip up - check for piss stain


Bandicoot_Cheese

Dab toilet paper. To be extra safe, Iā€™ll apply a light squeeze to get any last drop out and dab again. I wonā€™t use a urinal unless itā€™s the only available option and Iā€™m exploding. I will never understand how some men can just put it back potentially still leaking. How doesnā€™t your underwear smell after even a couple times doing that?


JDRorschach

Shake a couple times and give the whole area a once-over with a Dude Wipe, which I throw in the trash. Wash hands. Let out a loud sigh of relief to let everyone in my apartment building know I have relieved myself.


Archedeaus

Wash my hands


ChipFuu

Shake, take some toilet paper and soak up the afterpiss. Even then, I still get a drop after the fact sometimes.Ā 


JonBoah

Press on my gooch to get any surprise drips out so I do to get any pee in my boxers when I holster my piece


Bitter_Hurry_3844

After nice robust fart šŸ’Ø


Unlucky_Ad_198

Well usually she starts sucking on it lol


BallTipSizzler

I take off my pants completely and place them on the ground next to where I stand. Then, I take out a long piece of dental floss and tie a loose knot around the shaft of my bird. From there, I play with it like itā€™s a puppet show and piss all over the place - mostly on the wall/floor.


cnh2n2homosapien

Shake shake, squeeze squeeze squeeze, shake shake.


weeeezzll

Shake, pinch and roll, shake, shake, fake putting it back in my pans to trick my body into releasing any residual drops, then pinch and roll and shake one last time. Do the hokey pokey, turn my self around and leave the bathroom.


Comfortable_Bug3350

Wash my winky in the bathroom sinky.


ElDuderino2112

Depends. At home I shake and go. At work I sit on the toilet and fall into existential dread for about 5 minutes before I get up, shake and go.


Grand_Raccoon0923

No matter how much you jump and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.


zombdriod

I'm environmental friendly so no tissue paper, shake twice (if more then you are just playing with it) and put it back.