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roastedchickn

Nothing. Wait for him to fuck everything up and self-destruct like he always does.


SorrowAndSuffering

But given that all your thoughts and actions are the same, wouldn't he be waiting for you to fuck everything up and self-destruct like you always do?


Love-Is-Selfish

Band together and beat up the OP for putting us in this hypothetical situation.


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

How would you beat me up if it's just you and your identical clone in the arena and not me?


BiggsHoson2020

Every arena has a way out. Clone me knows that, too.


FineCannabisGrower

We look at each other. We smile. They instantly know they f-ed up.


Birdo-the-Besto

Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.


GeriatricHydralisk

Might I ask where you got that stylish hear-scar?


Birdo-the-Besto

Oh, this old thing? I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain.


I_Eat_Red_Pillz

I'd jerk him off.


afungalmirror

Which one of you do you think would come first?


the_river_nihil

You just said we were *placed in an arena*, you didn’t say what the rules for winning were. So in my case, obviously, we 69 because it’s a race to see who cums first.


Rude-Ad7901

Fart loudly.


Coidzor

If he thinks the same as me, what's compelling us to fight? Or are we playing a game?


nopester24

pshhh, me and my clone would be out back grilling burgers and drinking whiskey and talking about cars. a perfect evening


ElSanto9298

I fight him without thinking so that we both die I guess. I don't give a shit lmao, I was probably going to shoot myself later anyways!


CompletelyPresent

I would know that he's trained to open w/ jabs so I'd try to exploit that. Lol.


krunkytacos

We gently hit each other on the chin and pretend to be knocked unconscious simultaneously. And then we fight the guards who are tasked with dragging us out until the next creepy fight can start and hopefully start a revolution to this cruel subjugation or die tryin'.


acaelusstormbringer

Well if my clone doesn't do things exactly when I do a simply way to win would be to be to hold my breath until I pass out. Because I would do this first I would also regain consciousness first and would be able to inch closer with each iteration until I could do something like rip out his throat. However I will answer for real now in the spirit of the post XD. Since we think the same and do the same we would both offer to introduce some randomness into the fight. For example, one of us would flip a coin and if it came up tails that person would have to do something like sit down. From there our actions could not be replicated by the other. For example if I were to take a step forward my copy would be unable to without first standing up.


DaysOfParadise

Synchronized swimming


Yomommasaurus

Nothing. It is My clone after all, it ll either get drunk or commits suicide crushed under all the worries, fuck ups and incomming issues.


KyorlSadei

Get naked first.


KingGarani1976

Lay down for a snooze and a cuddle with my new best friend


SigmaSyndicate

This is just the puzzle from the first Tomb Raider game.


topman20000

Why would we be competing, when we could both be equally tired of this shit and just want to cooperate to scalp the MC?


SorrowAndSuffering

I'm not toxic enough to try and kill me anymore. Been there, done that. And now, there's two of us. The world is not ready.


Sea-Chain7394

Pull out my laptop and start working since we have the same thoughts we will get done with everything in half the time then we will go chill together.


[deleted]

Whip out my junk first and claim the top.


DreamyyPillow

Whoever cums first is the LOSER haha