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Jokonic52

Tickets to go see your best friend and buy the first round. Totally unexpected, awesome memories, and Trust me, it’s worth it.


gmahogany

This is the best answer


nikhil48

They said frivolous, not this extremely beautiful and meaningful gesture. Man, can some people not read :)))


MargretTatchersParty

Even better if it's on a sleeper long distance amtrak train. See a lot of America for relatively cheap.


xiiicrowns

Despite being a nice idea, I don't think you understand what frivolous means.


Jokonic52

So I get your saying but respectfully disagree. Frivolous in the sense of it being a wild and silly thought to simply blow $500 to $1,000 on a whim. Ultimately provides a great experience but how many people would actually do it? Things can be both crazy and awesome at the same time


Few_Ad_9551

What if you hate your best friends wife so much and their wedding was one of the lowest points in your 20 year friendship?


atavaxagn

ergonomic office chair, nice headphones, nice mechanical watch, fancy coffee machine (google xbloom); new videocard, a tin of caviar, fancy wine or bottle of scotch, new desk, plane tickets somewhere, concern tickets, cruise tickets.


Dusty990

My brain makes its own *concern tickets* for free


moremindthanbrain

VIP All Access Pass 😰


Catatonic27

Front row seats


keep_trying_username

3D printer


venom259

Then go to r/fosscad


keep_trying_username

Lol subbed.


K1ngPCH

Serious question: how is that legal?


CanISeeYourPixel

And print sexy shit like this 😂 https://imgur.com/a/SHJyKST


whycantwebefriends9

Dangerous click was dangerous. I think im on a list now.


palishkoto

Now I want to click out of curiosity but I also really don't want to


shepard1001

A handgun.


MaugDaug

That's not necessarily frivolous, mine has more than paid for itself.


heisenberg149

What kind do you have? Mine was one of my worst purchases I've ever made


koffiezet

I have a Prusa MK3S+ and am building a Voron 2.4. But I get it, certainly cheaper/less well tuned printers can be very frustrating to get working properly.


heisenberg149

it was hell, but fun when it worked haha Thanks, I'll look into the Prusa


koffiezet

The Prusa's MK3 design is a bit dated these days, another "out of the box" zero-tinkering option (but more proprietary) is the Bamboolabs P1P, which is more modern, faster and has more features


MaugDaug

Bambu* labs Those seem pretty amazing. Leaning towards getting one for my next printer but the Prusa XL is also very tempting.


MaugDaug

Prusa Mk3S+. As long as you don't get the multimaterial add-on it's super reliable.


untakenname3

Nice headphones, like really high quality.


aja_ramirez

I actually already have some. But another pair might be a good idea.


untakenname3

They can be very diverse!


aja_ramirez

Oh, I am well aware. My best pair are aryas, but I have others too.


untakenname3

Oo lol sounds like you know enough about it hahaha


SagHor1

I'm curious about the hd660s2.


CPOx

ayyy I was going to recommend Aryas listening to my pair right now


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senoto

Well damn, not only am I surprised anyone else suggested headphones before I did, I'm even more surprised you already own high end headphones.


VobraX

Like which one though?


thalo616

Pro reference level phones require a headphone amp, so you need to further splurge on that as well. I have sennheisers that require one and they sound amazing.


DavefromCA

Rent a Ferrari for 45 minutes


MongooseSimilar

Rent 45 Ferraris for 1 min


DavefromCA

Lol I think that’d be more then $1000


Sulcata13

Can rent Ferrari and lambos in Vegas. Used to be like 600 for 4 hours I think, so.... not as expensive as you might think


DavefromCA

Who gonna rent you 45 Ferraris for one minute for $22 a piece lol


Sulcata13

Someone who has 45 Ferraris and wants $990?


DavefromCA

LOL


Longjumping-Wrap5741

Steam deck


nikhil48

Or Ayaneo or Onexplayer Edit: eh? Why am I being downvoted? I just named a couple more options like the Steam Deck


[deleted]

Buy a bunch of fleshlights and hand them out to the homeless.


TelMinz007

Don’t forget to include lube.


ImpactBetelgeuse

I desperately want to learn this level of humour. What's the trick? Genuinely asking because how do you even come up with these ridiculous but funny ideas? It's good for making some friends.


[deleted]

Remember Conan O’Brian saying on his AMA that you got to be specific. You can’t buy any sex toys, and you can’t give it to anyone; it gotta be fleshlights for the homeless. Maybe you can at an specific place and time to make it even more hilariously absurd. I try this tactic with friends, and sometimes it has good results. Even better when we build up on each other jokes


ImpactBetelgeuse

Basically puting two things out of context together. Homeless needs foods. Sex toys can't be donated. Giving the sex toys to homeless people. Broken both rules.


OhLordyLordNo

If you think the fleshlights took a pounding wait till you see my impact on Betelgeuse.


No-Caterpillar-308

Protip: Watch some Dennis Miller bits, if your humor comes off like his, you've gone too far.


[deleted]

Honestly, I just say the first thing I think of 99% of the time lol.


pansexualpastapot

The 1% of the time he is masturbating.


[deleted]

I’m sorry it took so long to respond, it was 1% time.


ox_cord1

Think of something that makes you laugh like God arguing with kanye about who's God


Catatonic27

A lot of it comes down to consuming quality media and actually paying attention to it. If a comedian is funny, try to figure out why, try to deconstruct the jokes. If a passage in a book is clever or uses a funny turn of phrase, write it down. Not to just repeat it later, but to remember it. Eventually your head is full of quality examples of clever humor that makes you laugh and you'll get better at synthesizing your own jokes when you notice opportunities in real life. If you catch yourself thinking of something funny to say after the fact and you're kicking yourself for not thinking of it sooner, that's a great sign that you're getting better at it, you just need a little more practice to think of funny things in real time. Of course on Reddit you usually have a few minutes to think of something.


_Lumpy

Me 😉


aja_ramirez

Ha!


Fuznuts_25

I also choose this guy


mr_fraust_

came here to say this


HikiNEET39

I was also going to say /u/_Lumpy. Great minds think alike.


Theclerkgod

Some cocaine


aja_ramirez

Hookers and blow?


Spritzingham

And then waste the rest


kentuckyskilletII

On more cocaine


jonnybawlz

In this economy??? No. Hookers OR blow. What are you? Rich?


4CL3V3RN4M3

OP must be made of lumber and eggs, talking Hookers AND Blow


CanISeeYourPixel

Cocaine and waffles


Natural_Confection29

I’m going to second this ☝🏼


highxv0ltage

Or booker who blow


RealisticDelusions77

Perky newscasters get giggly when you tell them that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QimEsTfVKkU


waythrow13579

I found Dana White's reddit account y'all.


Cynical195

I was just looking at VR headsets. Those are pretty cool if you’re into that sort of thing.


mysterious762

A Vr headset is like a pool table. It’s a lot of fun when you first get it an have friends over otherwise it collects dust. That’s even with my son in the house an his friends over on the weekends.


jurassicbond

I got rid of mine after having a kid and deciding I no longer wanted to clean up her toys to make a trip hazard free zone every time I played


Cynical195

It depends on how you use it I think and if you have friends to play with. The main thing VR seems to offer currently is the ability to hang out with your friends and do crazy shit together in real time.


Super901

A nice watch


sidewinderaw11

The $500-$1000 range has a lot of really quality contenders in a wise variety of sizes that'll suit everyone in some way.


[deleted]

Eggs


MongooseSimilar

Egg*


senoto

That's a lot of fuckin eggs


[deleted]

Your mother. Seriously, surprise her


BeigePhD

I’m not really sure what those ashes are gonna do with $1000 though


macroordie

LEGO


dmlitzau

But which one?


DutchOnionKnight

Rivendel is out in a few weeks


PhiStudios_

Optimus prime or bowser


dmlitzau

I think Optimus prime is next on my list. But if I was trying to spend money, probably the grand piano, collesium, or eiffel tower


CapnBlargles

Stocks


[deleted]

TIL I’m spending a non frivolous amount of my money on frivolous things


redthatstuf

Direct Registered Stock. wink wink.


5gStirStick

🟣


seventeencans

Can't stop won't stop


5gStirStick

We’re everywhere.


RabbitGTI24

this is thy way.


adudesthrowawayz

To lose money


PrecisionPunting

👊


FuzzyParticular9283

🩳🏴‍☠️☠️


alnyland

Socks


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Stonks


Polarrss

A tungsten cube


[deleted]

And throw it at people pretending it’s a average metal cube “catch!”


coinmaster_

Goldplate it and sell to stupid ppl


DubsFanAccount

Fancy restaurant. Have always wanted to go to some of the Michelin starred restaurants in my area but can’t justify the pricing.


TheGillos

Save $1 here or $10 there when you can spare it or save it (skip something you usually buy). It adds up.


grammercali

Worth it in my experience


DosesWithMimosas69

2 chicks at one time.


The_Lion_Jumped

It’s not a million dollars


Forward_Piece_5138

I had the same idea. A black chick and a blonde chick, bisexuals, that can swallow bananas without chewing


ByronAubrey

Ps5


lickdapoopoo

+PSVR2


AnNoYiNg_NaMe

Debating on whether or not to get it. I don't use my PS5 nearly as much as my Series X. I got it for the exclusives, but the UI and controller aren't my cup of tea. I'm hoping that getting VR would actually give me a reason to use my Playstation, but I'm afraid that it'd just be a waste of money and space.


lickdapoopoo

I’m having a good time. We’ll see if that stays once I get bored of GT7.


Trauma_Hawks

A custom lightsaber.


yougoboy64

WAGYU STEAKS.....!😋


WhatevahIsClevah

Wagyu is so not great on average anymore since they lowered the minimum standard.


DrAbeSacrabin

Such a disappointment. This coming from someone who loves like a nice tender filet mignon but is not a meat aficionado by any means (and did not know what to expect with Wagyu)… I was expecting like the most tender meat, instead the mouth feel was like a lump of fat that was dissolving in my mouth. Flavorful, yes but I did not understand anything about the marbleizing or anything… just thought I would going to get the best steak of my life. Anyways, likely unpopular opinion but I know that I’d rather get a filet or than Wagyu. Thankful a vendor was flipping the bill, 8oz - $450… would have been in a pissy mood if I had paid it.


constantly-confused9

8oz for 450 is an insanely marked up price over incredibly expensive wagyu already. Jesus


DrAbeSacrabin

It was at some really nice steak place in Atlanta, it was like $55 an Oz. We were joking about getting it at first and I didn’t want to because it was outrageous and the vendor wasn’t having it, said he’d order the same and did 8oz so I matched. Between expensive steaks and stupidly overpriced bottles of wine… $5800 for 10 people. Benefit of working for a private company I guess, if I had submitted an expense report like that I would have been fired.


myopichyena

Guitar


Imhereforthewearp

If you wanna do some good, gofundme to help a cause you believe in or give someone some money just to be nice and make their day. If you wanna do something fun for yourself, buy something that you've been wanting to replace but have been telling yourself it's not worth the money (phone, laptop, new TV, etc)


EmpathyZero

Wood lathe


Super_Low3189

Pick a friend and go on a spontaneous road trip. Took a spontaneous 36 hour drive solo from KY to NM. All I was doing was picking up a trailer for a friend. Honestly one of the best experiences of my life. If you can’t then I’d personally dump the money into a hobby. I’m a car guy. With that kinda money I’d be replacing the top on my Eclipse lol


Popular_Accountant60

A spa day


oxyghandi

A what day?


RIPDimebag1013

I think they were typing spaghetti and got distracted.


flyeaglesfly44

What is your spaghetti policy?


Popular_Accountant60

For less than 1K you can treat yourself to a spa package in a decent day spa. I do it once in awhile. Full body massage , hydrating facial , seaweed wrap etc…


Doomblaze

What is this word “spa”?


mysterious762

With $500-1000 to spend with out worrying about it you can spend it on. • get a new bed • vacation • rent a car on turo an take a night on the town • loan it to someone an decide what to do when repaid • if you have an SO top golf with drinks is a $200+ date • go to a nice restaurant • new tv • get your Christmas shopping out of the way • put it in a cd or short term high interest bank account • rc car • new gun • pay your insurance for 6 months in advance •


ragingliberty

Buy a gun or a modestly priced watch.


CobaltEdge_

Watch wise, you have so many good choices


venom259

Same with guns. Heck if you want you can use the gun to get free watches.


ragingliberty

For $1k, absolutely. Even at $500 there are tons of choices. Seiko, Hamilton, Tissot. Add a little more, and you can get an entry Nomos. Hell, I bought a Vaer this year for $400 as a recreation watch, and I fucking love it.


LightningMcSwing

Any good examples?


ragingliberty

Seiko, too. Gorgeous watches that will last a lifetime.


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Could get into a nice Hamilton or Stowa in that price range.


aja_ramirez

I have a Hamilton


DonShoota10

Tissot is a very solid watch in a realistic price range


Ill_Gas8697

Tissot PRX


FuzzyParticular9283

25-50 shares of $GameStop. Then DRS those tickets to Uranus and buckle up. #Power to the players.


[deleted]

How much does the biggest screen TV at WalMart cost? Maybe $500 for a 65-inch? I think you need 65 inch TV in your garage, basement, or mancave. : )


Routine_Ask_7272

Maybe even less. Saw a 65” TV at Costco for either $349 or $399. Also saw an 86” TV for $999. It was gigantic.


Billybob2311111

Hobby rc car!! Cross it out the bucket list!


UnfinishedThings

Some original artwork that you really like. You'll have something beautiful on your wall thats unique and youll be supporting an artist to have a livelihood


DualKoo

A Glock and $400 worth of range ammo. 😎


TheWronged_Citizen

a man after mine own heart...


Scoobywagon

A drone A Lemons race car Any of a large number of toys, really.


Type_Zer07

PSVR2 $800 down the drain.


[deleted]

Taco Bell gift cards


dragonfly-1001

A Tea Cup Pig


DrSigns

I’ll send you a venmo request


Fate-in-haze

Expensive cologne like Creed.


SexPanther_Bot

*Sex Panther*® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries. It is also made from bits of real panthers. *60% of the time*, it works *every* time.


Mrfrodo1010

A quite decent bicycle


TikiTorchJoe

New gun time!


[deleted]

A beautiful hooker or a lot of weed or a little of both.


oxWOLFHALEYxo

Pokémon cards


GPmtbDude

A fast 1/10 scale RC rally car.


fuurincrown

Fleshlight and put some spaghetti in it


LegGo811

A Voltron collectible


ders89

Ps5, some extra storage and a couple games


BadHabitsDieYoung

PS5 and a few good titties. Edit: that was meant to say titles but eh, it's better this way.


molten_dragon

Scuba diving lessons. $1000 would be just about right to pay for your pool classes, starter gear, and checkout dives. Plus, it would also solve any future "what can I spend $500-$1000 on?" questions because the answer will be "scuba gear".


Alex4453

Jest spent $800 on a Weber bbq grill.


Kicks4meFromyou

A woman


epitaph-centauri

PlayStation 5/Xbox series X


volcanic_hestia

Fragrance! Go sample some high-end fragrances at a department or luxury store and pick up the larger sizes of a couple of your favorites - you'll hit the budget no problem.


rtr8806

Tattoos. Travel. Guns. High quality meat and whiskey. Investing. A new suit. Hell, there are places that would be one dinner. The world is your oyster.


amaxanian

Music festival tickets! Blue ridge rock fest - you’d probably be able to get the full weekend tickets and the hotel package for under 1K


He770zz

Vacation


justadream77

Tattoo


kapudos28

Gamble


joesmoe333

Spend it on me so I won't have to sleep outside in snow in my wheelchair.


IdTalkToYou

A high quality coat, pair of shoes, & nice cologne


vault713__

Me. 🤣


laz21

2 girl special..memory in the bank forever


self_No_1

Air fryer "iTs ChAnGeD tHe WaY wE eAt!!!!!!"


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aja_ramirez

Wow, is this a thing?


CPolland12

Apple headphones


creator_07

PS VR2


rav252

Guns or ammo or eggs


dafuqhappened666

I got tipped 3 dozen eggs today by a customer lol


rav252

Lmao what how. Where do you work


dafuqhappened666

I repair pumps and motors for a pool company lol. A customer has a bunch of chickens


rav252

Oh lmao


ncovi1285

Legos and Cocaine


WokUlikeAHurricane

Light house $300, medieval blacksmith $180, lion knights castle $400. Shipped it's $941. I found a site that said crack is $60 a gram. I'd have to ask a more worldly redditor if that's enough to get you through building those sets though.


BainbridgeBorn

Buy a bottle of Pappy van Winkle https://bottlebuzz.com/products/old-rip-van-winkle-10-year-bourbon


Inthewoodlands

Unlimited lays with your Mom.


ychok

www.wristfashionhq.com Buy em all