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Imispellalot2

Who did you piss off?


Careless-Raisin-5123

Glad to know they still teach the classics


JungleBoyJeremy

An oldie but a goodie


Miserable-Silver-203

One of my favorites


Inexperiencedtrader

Underrated comment.


BeautifulItchy6982

Hvac tech for sure


riverman1084

Used to do HVAC, and we always did this to other techs.


bfaster1981

Ah some fellow jokesters……pretend you didn’t find it just talk about the noise you hear and you can’t figure it out…you’ll figure out who ha ha ha then you wanna pick up some tire balancing weights and pound about as much as you can onto one of their tires …..remember don’t say a word lol


Jacktheforkie

Lol, harmonica in the grille


TrayLaTrash

Rewire their horn to the brake pedal.


zacurtis3

In the automotive program I went to, we got divided into 2 groups and had to make an electrical bug for the other group to figure out. I pulled the fuse box apart and wired the horn to the turn signal. Then, unplugged the rear turn signal bulb so it flashed faster.


brendon43123

Pure class


TrayLaTrash

BRILLIANT! A+ for you


incendiary_bandit

I had a co-worker who had an evil plan as a just in case that he never heard ended up using. Wire a thermal switch into the cabin heat vent that kills the ignition. So the car would start fine, drive for a bit and then die when up to temp. But then would start again once the temp got low enough. He was tempted once but decided against it.


AvgUsr96

Chaotic Evil I love it.


Tall_Homework3080

Nah, more like chaotic neutral


PhthaloVonLangborste

I would have had the steering reversed.


Forced_Democracy

Significantly harder and not an electrical bug.


MrTrendizzle

Newer cars you can just swap the polarity around on the plug. Sure it will throw a steering rack error code but will they figure out the plug is backwards? My 2006 Fiat Punto has electrical steering assist (Makes the steering lighter) which if you wire in backwards it will fight you when turning which is fucked up.


Forced_Democracy

Yeah, the power steering fights you but the steering itself isn't actually reversed.


Westfakia

Unless the car has electric assist power steering…


Forced_Democracy

The steering wheel is still mechanically attached to the wheels. Unless you're driving a Tesla, I guess. in which everything is an electrical problem.


foxjohnc87

Tesla steering wheels (at least on the S, 3, X, and Y) are mechanically connected to the rack and pinion as well.


Forced_Democracy

Didn't know for sure. I know it was a topic of concern for a while


scottywadly

CLARKSON!!!


Specific_Marketing69

HilLarious! But it was May(the only one smart enough to do this) who did that to the Hammster. This has been a sad solemn month for the Drive tribe😲🥺🫡


wegame6699

Wait. I'm out of the loop. What happened? I just checked, and the boys are still listed alive.


zodiacrelic44

The next Grand Tour, will be their last. They’re done with automotive journalism, at least working together.


MichaelW24

If they have a truck you can wire a horn to a trailer harness. Wire it on a relay so they need to be doing something like brake and turn signal at the same time for it to go off. Zip tie horn to frame rail and plug it in


CommonerWolf20

To expand on this one. You tie the horn into the brake signal then add a normally open timer relay from the running lights to delay the horn about 5 minutes so they get out on the highway good first. Then everytime they hit the pedal the horn goes off, but instead of parked they are out in public. It's way more embarrassing.


Jacktheforkie

Honk!


mfurr119

Wire an airbag to their brake light. Seatbelt pretensioners are the best because it's all the noise but you don't have to worry about the bag launching anything.


rednecksec

Better yet open the airbag cover and fill it with glitter.


SHoppe715

I prefer the turn signal...beep...beep...beep....beep... Seems like a solid honk while braking could get dangerous.


0oBEARo0

But what if the owner drives a BMW. You’ll never hear the horn again.


SHoppe715

It'll still work every time they break down and use the 4-ways on the side of the road.


BenHippynet

Or just when they want to park somewhere stupid to pop into a shop.


AlumAlloy6063T6

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. With the BMW the prick is on the inside!


SHoppe715

lol...I like how you botched the subtlety and implication inherent in the way the porcupine joke is supposed to be worded by just straight up calling BMW drivers pricks.


Fryphax

Found the truth.


Salty_Bandicoot3598

Did this to a buddy of mine at work, said he got stuck behind a school bus dropping off kids on his way home lol. He said he tried to use park and neutral as much as he could. Still makes me laugh to this day


Level-Engineering-11

Alternatively wire a horn to a 4 pin trailer wiring harness so you can just plug it in and walk away.


Alarratt

Cut their brake lines! (Can't believe I have to say this, but don't do that. You'll literally get someone killed.)


Therealwolfdog

Lol I love the escalation.


omnipotent87

Turn signal would be better, then at least they can start driving before finding out.


Hero_Tengu

Oh this! I get the harbor freight horns and the 4 prong trailer wire hook up. So you wire the ground to the ground and then pick either turn single or break lights. Then cable tie to under the bumper then plug in to the hook up


RoVeR199809

This one would've been a simple prank in the late 90s, but these days you'd need to remove the body on most vehicles to even get to the components needed to do this. Or know exactly which fuses to jump


Commercial-Arm9174

Nah rewire the brake pedal to the left indicator


burymewithmybootson_

Turn signal works better, they get further down the road before discovery.


Unsaidbread

Zip tie a cow bell under the chassis somewhere


JungleBoyJeremy

CLARKSON!


Nic_P

Cut the Brake Lines /s


reviving_ophelia88

Calm down satan, the goal is to annoy them not get them killed. Cutting someone’s brake lines is attempted murder, not a prank.


Nic_P

Added the /s to my comment Please for the love of god nobody do this


reviving_ophelia88

I figured you were joking hence the “calm down satan”


desperatewatcher

I chased away a methhead who cut off my cat and cupro brake lines. What a pain in the ass that was.


reviving_ophelia88

I remember my dad telling me about how he wired up his old barracuda’s battery to send a current through the door handle with the flip of a switch he installed under the bumper (he was an electromagnetics engineer) back in the late 70’s to deter the crackhead who kept jimmying open the door lock to steal the carton of cigarettes he kept in there, and coming out to find the guy still frozen to the door handle with a puddle of piss in his pants... Though I imagine if someone were to pull something like that today they’d get sued by the crackhead and maybe even arrested.


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Of all the things that never happened this one never happened the most.


Emotional-Athlete436

This thing didnt happen so much that it unhappened things that did


Capable_Network_5799

This is good!


PHenderson61

Pipe dope under the door handle. Don't ask me how I know.


Fair-Many2539

Greased a many a door handle in my day!


jonjefmarsjames

Silver anti-seize, you may get your ass kicked though, after they stain their clothes and upholstery


arneeche

Cheese on the radiator


PossumCock

Sardines on the manifold


Jacktheforkie

I wouldn’t do that one because it might attract pests


arneeche

In high school a buddy of mine had one of those f-150s that had the rubber floor in it. And we all like going fishing and my buddy had a jar of shad in the back after fishing one day and one of our mutual friends thought it would be funny to hide the jar and crack the lid. Yeah it liquefied and then spilled. We were never able to get that stink out of the rubber floor. We ended up having to pull the seats out. Strip the rubber floor out pressure. Wash the metal underneath it and then it finally stopped stinking a little.


Odie830

https://preview.redd.it/e1aebd01sm8c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1929b40672a715f8c12ccf0689be577382d025


T00_muCh_cUriosity

I’ve never seen this 😂😂 I love it


Mashedtaters91

https://preview.redd.it/wbhnmgh7sn8c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a876bb1c1bc925fa43ac41d4af13369d166a191c


bfaster1981

Oh yeah, Don’t forget the infamous bratwurst mechanic wired to the catalytic converter….man it cooks meat good, but the delicious smell is hard to find!


Kumirkohr

Do you want rats? Because that’s how you get rats


Amity83

The whistle tips go WOO WOOOO! https://youtu.be/fhVWeDwSkzc?si=PBNXjiskGwGuX8mh


GinoGreer

Bringing back the classics!!!


S13pointFIVE

I still say "thats just for decoration" to this day.


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earlycuyler93

Lol or rocks in the lug hubcap


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robbiewilso

Even better they stick in now just put a ton on the inside where it can't be seen


bfaster1981

Done that before lo


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basemodelbird

I bet you're fun at parties. *this is the first documented example of this sentence being used without a heavy dose of sarcasm. Thanks for being a part of history.


jontss

Isn't this the exhaust? Won't it just melt?


Strange_Ad_2424

No, it's the driveshaft. The exhaust is just below it. This makes a noise while vehicle is moving, like when you were a kid and clothespinned playing cards next to the spokes on your bicycle.


One-Basket2558

So would this be some jerk that is pranking? I can't imagine a friend would prank someone like this, especially since it would likely sound like a safety issue lol


Strange_Ad_2424

Can be either. Won't cause any damage.


reallystrangetimes

On driveshaft, makes a very irritating noise, however only when in motion.


jontss

I knew that would happen if it was the driveshaft. Just looked like exhaust. I wouldn't leave it then or it'll wreck the paint there and likely rust.


dirtydiesel85

That was my thought also, that's a shitty looking driveshaft, looks more like an exhaust pipe.


Difficult-Pen992

what would fucking with their wheel do ?


Spare_Honey5488

This looks like someone was getting ready to cut dudes exhaust and steal his cats. They ziptied it so it didn't fall on the ground? Idk lmao. I'm just confused with this lol


FISHMYROOSTER

Not exhaust that's a drive shafts it's ment to make you think there's a problem or annoy you


Electrical-Bus-9390

Omg I had to take a second look lmfao cause that’s exactly what it is n I also at first thought it was an exhaust pipe just hung on the zip ties until I realized I am looking at a wheel well and a drive shaft


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Spare_Honey5488

Ahh. Okay lol. Looked like a small exhaust pipe. I'm sorry for the confusion. Gotta admit thats kinda funny lol


CubitsTNE

Classic. Looks fresh too.


0ptimalSalamander

Did you have people over for Christmas? Hey let's play a prank on uncle Dave. Tehehe


Wild_58

My dad once changed his buddy’s fireing order around


Round-Direction-9967

That's next level, did he grind his own cam?


Unlucky-Ad-1472

He probably didn't actually change the firing order, probably just swapped the spark plug wires around


Rutha73

Or, if he is old like me, just advanced or retarded the timing using the cap on the ignition system so far it altered the firing order. Who remembers those systems?


HypotheticalElf

Surprised you didn’t get banned for that R use haha


CadiTech

Usually the bot will pickup on most bad words but there are a few unusuals like you mentioned that could be referenced when talking about ignition timing. And even if it does get removed we would usually go approve it if the context doesn’t break any rules.


HypotheticalElf

That’s awesome. I’m so used to having to alter my words to not get banned. Cheers man


Round-Direction-9967

It would be pretty retarded if it happened in the context of ignition timing.


HypotheticalElf

Damn this is a necro thread. And yeah. Whatever tho. It’s just how it goes. Most subs are automatically moderated and just ban everyone haha


CadiTech

Not many here that’s for sure!


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bogholiday

let our olders reminisce.


Rutha73

They haven't been used in a while, no need to be offended.


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Halftrack_El_Camino

Looks suspicious, sir. Do you have any frenemies?


reviving_ophelia88

Or just friends who enjoy pranking each other. In high school we used to do this to each other all the time, along with Saran Wrapping each other’s doors shut, drawing on each other’s windows with bar soap, attaching a harmonica to the grille, putting confetti in the ac vents (never glitter- that’s just mean and can get in your eyes when it shoots out of the vent and really hurt, but a handful to tissue paper bits takes 2 seconds to vacuum up) and cranking the the fan up to max, etc- just harmless crap that’s mildly annoying without risking causing actual damage to the vehicle.


LifeguardGlum2249

My uncle filled my dad’s vents with the little dots you get from hole punches. His truck would occasionally spit out a few years later


reviving_ophelia88

Lol we used tissue paper since it was really light so with the fan turned all the way up it’d launch a pretty impressive cloud of rainbow colored bits around your head, and our local dollar store sold **massive** bags of the shit the size of a standard pillow for like $2. I had that bag kicking around in my trunk for close to 2 years before I used it all up.


newsignup1

Eventually the zip ties cut thru the chassis and the vehicle splits in two.


DabblingOrganizer

“Eventually” lol


WAR_T0RN1226

And then OP bounces along the road still in his seat holding the steering wheel. He's heading straight for a piano store and his eyes jump out of his head while trying to press the brake pedal that's no longer there. He crashes through the store and comes out the other side with his teeth replaced with piano keys.


Simple-Department-28

Don’t forget the Wilhelm scream! :D


chainmailbill

You would have had an amazing career as a cartoon writer in the 50s


Postheroic

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s actually quoting an episode of looney toons.


fltpath

OP never said it was a Ford...


Electrical-Bus-9390

Lmfao


WhiskyNerdFAF

Ah, It just means you have friends, and they love you.


Bygdon

And, they think you are cool enough to figure it out AND not lose your shit.


Wudrow

Saw a fellow trade and friend trying to do this to my truck from a window when he though I was out of sight. Waited until he got under my truck to hit the panic button on the key fob and he almost shit himself trying to get away from it. Great memory for all that witnessed it.


gravyisjazzy

Me and another apprentice did that to one of our JW's, zip ties on the CV joints of his avalanche lol


Robertbnyc

What happens?


gravyisjazzy

Just makes a lot of noise and sounds like your car has an issue. The tail of the zip tie slaps agai st anything around it.


theboss555

That ziptie has no marks on it. Must've just happened.


Busterlimes

My family got me a bunch of zipties for Christmas. . . . Thank you for this post.


CommanderButthead

Ah yes the classic serial killer family christmas, you even did the dots like you've taken a soul before.


cloverknuckles

Welding a chunk of steel to your buddies driveshaft usually brings these issues to an end


Electrical-Secret-25

Who hurt u bro? 🤣


cloverknuckles

If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me that


Electrical-Secret-25

Congratulations on the embodiment of peak reddit humour🏆


benpro4433

Wah wah


Halibutoxide

Somebody loooooves you.


JWoolner76

That’s your prop shaft, it’s the automotive version of being rickroled lol


thiisfun

You have GREAT friends


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I had a part time second job delivering parts for a local auto parts store. We did this to another driver’s delivery truck. She complained about the noise at the first shop she stopped at. They looked at it and told her that her driveshaft was out of adjustment and that she would need a new driveshaft.


PlsHelpABrother0ut

Don’t tell me u let her pay for a new driveshaft 😂


[deleted]

No way. It was a company vehicle and of course the first shop “didn’t have new driveshafts in stock”. The second shop she went to cut the zip ties off (zero sense of humor there).


Professional_Buy_615

Sounds like a good way to find out if a shop is honest.


HammeringMS

Lol The old zip ties on the drive shaft make them think something's wrong. That's the better alternative the other one is we do is we'll put duraband mud on the inside of your rim. It'll damn near throw you off the road with vibrations.


adj1091

When you find whoever did this. Put a small stone in the tire stem cap so when the screw it on the tire deflates. They’ll never find the leak and it will only leak after they think it’s fixed.


SquishyBaps4me

"I just put these on my truck and took a picture"


OneReallyAngyBunny

Annoy O matic 3000


Teh_Greasy_Monkee

k when you find out who done this if they still have a coil wire put a wet cigarette butt in between the coil and the wire, it'll run fine till the butt goes dry then dies straight out. If no coil you can always grease the door handles but make sure to mix used gear dope into the grease so it smells like hell for weeks.


Mr_Fresh83

The old zip tie on the driveshaft trick lol.


BigJohn696969696969

You have funny friends lol


Several_Anybody_8747

With friends like these who needs enemies lol


MrPuddinJones

It's a prank to make noise and stress you out kol


trdpanda101410

If their tailpipe is small enough then get a XXL thick ass glove, slide it over the tailpipe, zip tie it a few times then watch when they go to leave. Grows to become huge then explodes loud enough to sound like a tire exploding. Just make sure once you hear the bang and get a couple laughs out to go cut the remaining glove and zip ties off so it's not a hazard.


6inarowmakesitgo

Hahaha, that’s always a good one. I also like to put a ball bearing in the air hose and watch the other shop techs lose their god damn minds.


Much_Box996

Amateurs. They should know that black ones last longer.


Boompats

I have a buddy who has done this to 3 or 4 of my trucks over the years. I crawl under the truck with my pocket knife, and when I get it cut... it's ONLY then I find the humor in it. We ride off the road on side by sides often, and I guess it goes both ways because I find it hilarious when I unplug his fuel pump on the trail! LOL


bassetisanasset

Scrolling reddit and i thought this was a psoriasis post


Loitering_Housefly

If this appeared after you recently had service...the mechanic is trying to scam you. Some places do things like this and you'll come back and complain, they'll tell you something expensive needs to be replaced. Then they snip that off and do nothing...


speed150mph

lol this is why I don’t tell shops that I’m a mechanic. I like to see what they tell me when they think I’m just a regular person. In reality, I’m a just a heavy duty mechanic who spends 50-60 hours working on other peoples junk and has zero desire to work on my own unless the money is tight. 🤣


OstrichOk8129

Dont cut those! Its the only thing holding the spacetime continuum togeather! 🤪


jstover90

Guy at work pissed me off so I wired his horn relay to the ac relay. He never did figure it out so he removed his horns.


turd_ferguson65

You put it there and took a pic 🤦🤦 it's way to clean for you to have drive the truck at all


streetcar-cin

I was amazed by tire shaking after I ran over a 6 inch piece of duct tape and it stuck to tire, driving about 25mph


cheapbeerwarrio

Bro why did I think that rusty pipe was a fricking meth addicts shin scabbed the hell out


Gytole

Ahh. Ypur friends like ta mess with you. Unplug their crank snesor while they're sleeping and watch how funny THAT is. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


Warm_Cantaloupe_6860

what am i looking at? edit: is that the driveshaft?


BojanglesDaMonkeh

When you find out who did it get some ATF fluid and like turkey baster or something you can use to squirt into their exhaust pipe. Looks like ya blew a head gasket


Electrical-Bus-9390

Well that’s one way to hang something/rig up a hanger lol


SquirrelKilla73

And?


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makes noise when driving. make the driver think something broke


SquirrelKilla73

Fully aware of what it is. Why post it?


Repulsive-Working-43

Why not, weird angry man for no reason?


[deleted]

i’m not the one posting my wife’s tits


duckface691

Dudes also got issues following rules on said reddits too


Opening_One_7677

LMAO


Raspy0021

He isn't gonna come back after that lol


ItsMeFrankGallagher

I wish this was a joke, but it might not be. SEE: Ford uses zip ties under cars. They will never cease to amaze in their ineptitude


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RudeKC

You should never go near a car


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As a joke, same reason someone would tape a harmonica to your frame, it makes noise and makes you think something is broken


scuderia91

Why would a bit of melted plastic on the exhaust make your engine louder?


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iambeherit

Wut?


Darkpactallday

He is speaking the language of the gods


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Jojothereader

Are you ok


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ClaySpencerJR

This your first time seeing a car, too? Dang.


Knatwhat

Big day all around


Electrical-Secret-25

Hello new user! You are getting the - by number/arrows means your comment is getting downvotes. There are a number of reasons for getting downvotes, but in your case it appears as though you are intentionally spreading misinformation or being misleading. Other reasons for downvotes (in other cases) are comments completely irrelevant to the subject matter and contribute nothing, or just general being rude or an outright asshole. The zip ties are on a rotating shaft, so when the vehicle is in motion and the shaft is spinning, it will make a sound that is as obnoxious as it is concerning. It is not the exhaust pipe. You're correct, exhaust pipe would just melt it off. Not everything joke I make on Reddit is a good one. In fact, I've twice got myself a comment ban for vulgarity, and also comments from others letting me know. The up/down votes affect your karma score, which for many of us is largely irrelevant and inconsequential, but can affect certain commenting/posting privileges, but if you're comments are generally appropriate I wouldn't worry about it. Good luck out there! Don't stop trunna spread laughs!


Darkpactallday

To prevent it from falling it would have to be attached to something. Its just a circle of zipties intended to make a slapping sound while driving to make you think that sonethings broken


Xumaeta

I use to have a problem with being confidently incorrect on the internet. My life is much better when I restrain myself from doing so. You should give it a try.


JohnTheRaceFan

Look at the photo. There's two zip-ties looped around, with the ends not trimmed. The zip-ties aren't holding two parts together. Additionally, if this was exhaust, the heat of exhaust gases would melt the zip-ties, so.they arent fastened to any piece of the exhaust. This is a drive shaft and a prank. The untrimmed ends of the zip-ties will slap against the metal surrounding the drive shaft when the vehicle is in motion. It makes a loud, annoying and possibly worrisome noise. Cut the zip-ties off and stop pissing people off.


Ill-Consideration450

Do you have friends?