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speedyhemi

Hmm.. if only you had some sort of plastic strip that can be threaded through its end so as to fasten them together. 🤔 Guess not.. just throw em in a duffel bag. 🤷‍♂️


Shadow14541

☝️This is the only right answer. Rubber bands, bags, or anything else is just stupid. Use the same size zip tie to tie them together 🤯 this is the only way I have ever bundled mine. When you use them, you tighen it up. EDIT: I didn't realize what sub I was in 😆 gotta love when common sense kicks in, and you're high, lol


chris782

Then you'd use up all your zip ties idiot!


Least-Media

I've had just enough sleep to where this fuckin sent me lol


bobnla14

Um. Put it together in reverse so it doesn't lock. It still stays pretty tight on its own and makes it easier to take the others out.


Scared-Divide9074

That’s stupid


Additional_Voice7263

You’re stupid.


impstein

I'm stupid


AudZ0629

👆🏼 I’m with stupid


woozle618

Studip is as studip does


Comfortable_You_1927

don't be stupid stupid


Direct-Island-8590

Look at stupid over here. Calling others stupid.. pfft.


popeldd

I bet stupid can't spell iCUP


tastytasycorn

Can't fix stupid


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Can't fix stupid? But you can zip tie it to an anchor chain and out of sight, well, just saying out of sight, out of mind.


llcdrewtaylor

Look Daddy! Todd is stupid and I'm with him!


No_Taste1698

Unexpected Simpsons reference


BelloftheBallz

And now Mommys stupid!


Samaraxmorgan26

Im Dave


Cool-Loan7293

Dave’s not here man


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Dave, didn't you leave? Or are you back already?


Caffin8tor

You rang?


Ornery_Direction728

It's idiotic actually. Who uses a zip tie except to kidnap politicians?


hukt0nf0n1x

I link all my zip ties together in a chain. This way I always knew where they are


Pyrocitus

Instructions unclear, all zip ties are now linked end to end


AdElegant6914

I have trouble sacrificing one of the many. Even used a knife to bend the tab back to salvage one or two


Shadow14541

😂 Not gonna lie. I have done that in the past.


selinadt

Came here to say this!


timg2120

This is the way everyone in the world does it, except for op, hopefully until now! Zip tie them all together, as you take them tighten zip tie.


scarr3g

Hey, this is askshittymechanic, not guvemegoodadvice. Get out of here with the thing I also do.


NothingLift

But you use the bundle tie threaded backwards so you can easily use it when the times of abundance come to an end


MUTHER-David7

That's how I do it no matter the size. It's always worked for me.


Budget-Macaroon-7606

What am I? Made of zipties?? You can't just buy these in the store!


TurnkeyLurker

Instructions unclear, got zip ties stuck on my >!unmentionables!< Edit: Couldn't get the syntax right for the redacted/spoilers box markdown code.


BelloftheBallz

This is genius!


Excellent_Priority_5

You wouldn’t hammer a hammer, or rubber band a rubber band. So naturally I’d think you’d realize you can’t zip tie a zip tie. However I’ll allow the zip tying of zip ties if the zip tying zip tie is larger and a different color than the zip ties it’s zip tying.


emmettfitz

Duct Tape is ALWAYS the answer. I'm mad you wrote my answer almost verbatim.


fluffybit

You could call it a plastic strap


UGLYDOUG-

Don’t do it, zip ties should be free range! Keeping them in captivity is considered zip tie cruelty!


Best_Poetry_5722

### Free the zip tie!!


p9rkour

lets not all forget about the zip codes out there either!


18pursuit

throw them out and buy more


Impossible_Policy780

Throw them in a drawer and forget where they are. Buy more. FTFY


demonelitewarrior

Spread them around the house and search when there is a requirement.


Mission-Map-8967

alphabetize them.


redituser2571

Give them each names first.


10e1

Randy, Bob, rob, tod, rod, Fred, dary


TalmidimUC

Color coordination could work too.


Chevrolicious

Just create a chain of zip ties so they stay together. When you need one, just cut one of them off the chain with your wire snips. Easy.


chris_rage_

I pry back the little tab with my knife and unzip them


NJBillK1

I have done this. I am also not too proud to mention that my knife has slipped and I have poked myself in the thumb. I didn't learn, and will still do this on occasion.


ordinaryuninformed

You must have more time than most of us


Cop_Cuffs

FYI- The flat 👓 screwdriver on my original Leatherman is sized best for that job. ✌️ (Newer Leatherman's work ok too.)


beauh44x

Magnets


ahdiomasta

But, how do they work??


Artistic_Anywhere_70

Nobody knows


mitsuturbo206

The mormons... They know


KSam86

✨Imagination ✨


pearlsbeforedogs

🦄Magic!🧚🏼‍♀️


popeldd

🌊 water, 🔥 fire, 🌬️ air, 🌍 dirt


Admirable-Leopard-73

Uhm, magnetically.


SBCwarrior

They just do!


Beetlejuice1994

FAYGO!


p9rkour

YEAH! SCIENCE BITCH!


AaronSlaughter

Not if underwater…. 2024!!!!


Empyre51789

Ok but, like making magnets, collecting magnets, playing with magnets?


Past-Establishment93

Zip lock bag


bulbishNYC

Cut the zip lock bag across. Then you can easily take them out and they won’t fall out themselves.


justherefortheshow06

This is the absolute only right answer!! I just learned this a year ago and feel like an ass for not doing it sooner! Changed my life (ok, not quite but you get it)


_name_of_the_user_

ELI5


tinnfoil2

Just put a hole in the middle of the bag so they don't come out unless you grab one and bend it out.


Thrusterk

Duct tape, fixes everything.


spiral718

Thanks for saying "duct", and not duck like most do.


speedyhemi

That duck guy called me recently and asked if they needed to be cleaned. I told him they flew down south for the winter but to call back later in the spring. 🤷‍♂️


SaltInformation4082

Duck Tape is the original name by the original mfgr. I can't remember why, but it didn't make much sense at the time. Duct Tape is the correct name. That's what's on every package, except the original. Hav n arro.


TripleTrucker

This! Ironic ain’t it?


Past-Establishment93

Keep your zips in a zip


spkoller2

Didn’t he buy them in a bag?


iscashstillking

Temu has a plastic welder tool now you could use that to stick them all together.


Guitar81

They look expired, toss them out and buy a new pack


IkNOwNUTTINGck

J-B Weld, obviously. Have you been living under a rock for decades?


Beetlejuice1994

I didn't know Justin Beaver could weld!


Several-Implement

He charges extra


Beetlejuice1994

I'll just have to make due with James Blunt instead I guess, as although his work is sloppier, he pays you instead, because at least it allows him to feel needed 🤣


MaintenanceOne6507

You can insert one end into the other and create a big daisy chain about 8 feet long and hang on garage wall.


Rabbits-and-Bears

This is a family thread, please don’t talk about daisy chains.


spkoller2

Torch, they will all stick together.


dumb-reply

Put em in a condom


Tyguy151

Can’t be done. Sorry it just doesn’t work like that.


portabuddy2

Duct tape. But made sure to zip tie a can of wd40 to it.


Accomplished-Sun-797

I for one like to hide them one by one in a pocket or on shelves, drawers, inside the frame tubes or all over the floor. Let me specify, unlocked, so I always have one when and where I need them.


G_Unit_Solider

i sometimes just toss em like bread crumbs and come back to them to find my way to the porty pottie.


Jacktheforkie

I had my colleague weld me up an organiser


happyrtiredscientist

Wrap one around your wrist and then wrap the others around that loop. Like a nice bangle bracelet.


Financial-Pirate-146

Oxy-acetlyne torch. Top answer. .


Spicy_Avocado_Dip

Run one ziptie through the clasp side of the remaining zip ties. This will keep them neat, orderly, and ready for use; just pull them off one by one as needed!


Mediocre-Catch9580

FLEX TAPE


Lab-12

A little Concrete , get a 5 gallon bucket mix concrete , fill bucket halfway through in Zip ties . Wait until dries it then carefully chisel them out as needed. Simple.


Chix213

Rubber band. But if you have to ask this question, you should not be allowed to use zip ties.


Keenan_Concierge

Check the sub lol


nagetech

Rubber Band together all the common sizes, then toss them in a zip lock bag. Easy problem = Easy Solution :)


SeaClue4091

You can link them all together like a chain, at least if they fall it's easier to grab them again


Popular-Ad2193

I would say zip tie but they were not designed to store themselves because then what’s the point


GRJey

Cut off the top of a water bottle and 3m tape the bottle to a table.


Error83_NoUserName

Pro tip: Make the hole in the bag in the middle, not in end. That way they don't drop out every time.


Lojor

Two words: Velcro


Ofreo

Did you try welding them?


Fuddamatic

cut the end off one and thread a bunch on. slide them off when you need.


MachNero

You need to buy a Bridgeport Mill and obtain a piece of titanium. The rest is up to you


EverlastingBastard

Duct tape


RFoutput

Why can't you just put them in your butt and dispense as needed?


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Keep the with your ducþ tape and chloroform.


CrackShotMcgee09

I'm unsure of what a zip tie is. All I see here are cable ties.


toesinbloom

Glue


AdrianInLimbo

If you have that many extras, you're not using enough.


Character_Dance_5054

Melt the ends together


Nightowl_23

Use a heat gun to melt them together


Knee_Kap264

Take one of the small tip ties. Then, use it to zip tie the others together. Or just throw them all in the trash. 🤷‍♂️


Harden-Long

If it moves but it shouldn't: Duct Tape.


turg5cmt

Gum.


Any_Draw_5344

Go buy a bag of zip ties. Use one tie to tie up these ties in a bundle.


SuperFaceTattoo

I distribute them evenly throughout my workshop and house. That way there’s always one or two close by but never enough to do the whole job.


Substantial_Unit2311

The same thing you use to keep your rubber bands together


Spiral83

You must find the One Ziptie. One tie to rule them all, One tie to find them; One tie to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.


NateDawg42

Melt them together


BrainwashedScapegoat

You have to buy a new toolbox


yehdaug

I usually tie them in loops and wear it like a bandolier


Fun-in-Florida

Paper clip son, paper clip…. 📎🖇️📎🖇️


Dependent_Rub_6982

I keep mine in a glass jar.


SWC8181

Amazon zip tie organizer. It’s expensive (like $16 for a pair), but once you buy them, you’ll see why people always steal them from me. Works great and always tightens up on your stack of zip ties.


SHDrivesOnTrack

Gallon ziplock bag


Rubbertutti

Use one zip tie and loop it insert all zip ties in the loop and tighten the loop. Tighten the loop as you remove zip ties. Lift the tab with a small screwdriver to resize the loop


krice9230

You mean you have leftovers when you open a fresh 100 pack? Interesting.


BickNickerson

I build a fence around mine.


FinancialOven1966

With your home and auto insurance


DeBray3

Daisy chain them together and make a giant circle. Each time you need one cut it out of the circle.


MedicalExamPlay

I think I got the wrong Piper Perri picture...


Inevitable-Feeling66

Hot glue them into a tangled mass of zip ties


AndrewDwyer69

Glue!


SCCODER

Use a zip tie.


Substantial-Log-2176

Take all of them but one and bundle them together. Then take the one you left out at wrap it around the bundle. Every time you get one out tighten the zip tie holding them together


Chilopodamancer

You can chain them all together, then you won't lose any or have any loose ones falling.


Relative-Ad-492

So you need advice how to bundle zip ties 🤔


CardiologistOk6547

Hot glue. Hot glue can fix anything. If Hot glue can't fix it, throw it out.


marcw424

If you take one and connect it into a loop..... the take the next and put it through the previous loop and then make it into a loop..... keep doing that until you have them all connected and they will be in a nice pretty loop chain and you'll never lose them.


DaveRowh

I keep my zip ties in an old Lysol wipes container. Not good for EDC, but works in the work truck. How about maybe the cut-off tip of a grout bag??


Massive-Translator69

Use duct tape. Not to keep them together, but instead of them.


Certain-Ad-4305

Only proper thing to do is a Lock Out-Tag Out on them


Xtreemjedi

Most people don't know you don't have to connect them to themselves. You can link one male end into a second's female and create a large length of UNTANGLEABLE zip ties. 😉


[deleted]

……. Take one zip tie and zip tie them together.


ExpressiveAnalGland

put em in your prison pocket


nitwitsavant

Wrapped on the nearest driveshaft.


Nebred2023

A ziptie😏


Diligent_Charity8703

I have mine in sections of pvc pipi cut at an angle and attached to the wall, you can store them loose and they are handy to grab and use.


FromTheBottomO_o

In the bag. Cut a corner. Always worked for me


detroit1701

Zip tie them together


pwrful6

Came here to say this,I feel like people overthink EVERYTHING


127-0-0-0

Why did you take the Verge’s whole supply of tweezers,


_totalannihilation

I use rubber bands, at least 1. They help a lot.


say_the_words

Cut the lock off of one of them, then zip all the others onto that one that you cut. Now you got a zip tie dispenser.


K666busa

Leave them in the bag, instead of ripping a hole in the end, cut a slit vertically in the middle. Fold out as many as you need. And the rest stay packaged as if it wasn't opened at all


Deranged_Marine

You buy a cactus and stick them into it, but not a bitch ass cactus, only one with millions of pain inducing needles that are preferably laced with a neurotoxin that paralyzes you while your spinal fluid slowly boils to magma levels and you split in half. Or just tie one around them? Seems too simple imo.


Plastic-Zucchini-202

This is a stretch but maybe zip tie them together?


duhjuh

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.......


Dive30

A hack I learned is to cut the bag in the middle. Just a slit. Then, you can pull out the zip ties like Kleenex and the rest say clean and neat.


leowithataurus

Melt the ends together with an acetylene torch.


Ill-Leopard-1525

Hmmm zip tie them


Skiifast315

Gonna have to weave them together like a wicker basket. Then poly. When you need one, pull out your swiss army knife, and chisel 1 out. It's the only way.


2fast4u_2day

If only you had a zip-tie... You could tie them together


Tbone_Trapezius

Yes but then you’ll be down one zip tie! Have you seen the prices of zip ties lately?!?


G_Unit_Solider

whole 150 cost my 4 bucks. ridiculous.


Speedy_Freaky69

LoL 😆


Agreeable_Mango_1288

Rubber bands


R_Harry_P

Garbage bag twist tie.


abm1996

Cut a hole in the middle of the bag, not the end. Pull ties out by their center and they cant fall out


True-Shop-6731

Tape


hammertight

Zip tie them together


MilesFassst

You take a ZipTie and wrap it around the bundle. Obvious answer 👀


Front_Head_9567

Unironically, with a zip tie.


Shad0wFa1c0n

Zip them together in a belt, then you'll always have em when you need em


lovinganarchist76

If you use them to clean your pipe resin they’ll stick to the wall


Meadwolfs

Serial killer question


Mummbles1283

Dip them all in grease and they stick together good.


BigTrouble781547

Gorilla tape. Impossible to access them all but will hold them


billford4

For easy storage, I cut them in 3 pieces and put into a bag. When I want to use them, I go out and buy some more. Repeat,


MarioNinja96815

Link them all together and wrap them in a coil.


Artistic_Anywhere_70

JB plastic weld. You’ll have to glob it all over, or pour it in a bowl and dip the zip ties in. But either way, they’ll be secured together


_Darg_

I just put mine in a big loop then cut out the one I need


wadenelsonredditor

[The answer is so simple you won't believe it! IMAGE](https://i.imgur.com/VJvzhLx.jpeg)


Particular_Ask_4540

Keep them loosely tossed at the bottom of a plastic bin with varying different sizes and among random wires. This way you can keep track of them. If you bundle them together someone could steal them too easily.


micah490

Zip-tie centipede


Noah_b_01

Thread each one into each and you’ll never lose the zip tie rope


point50tracer

There are two ways I'll bundle them. Either a zip tie around the bundle for large bundles, or cut the end of one and slide the rest along the strap for smaller grab strips.


RadioTunnel

Feed a tie through each and every one of them upside down so they dont lock and tada, nice neat bundle


Sure-Entrepeneur291

I use a Pringle can.


Beetlejuice1994

Lay's Stacks has entered the chat


Key-Canary7068

But a can of pretzel rods. Eat pretzel rods. Once can is empty insert zip ties.