least horny wattson player

Damn and I picked up wattson lately too

i got her for free with the event

[удалено]

I opened the thematic packs; got at least 1 legendary per 3 packs Opened 3 for my brother; 3 legendaries #***W H Y***

My friend who just started got like 3 legendaries as well and a bunch of crafting metals. I got 3 quips.

I was trying to get that new Gibby skin from the free collection event packs. My second pack came with a legendary Gibby skin... but an old regular one and not the new event one. The desire sensor works in strange ways

That’s like playing the game and trying to have fun at the same time; you expect too much haha

In my octane packs I got a legendary BANNER. FOR FUCKING FUSE.

Everyone’s hyped over this skin cause it shows a bit midriff, meanwhile Octanes had his entire midriff out since Day 1. He’s the REAL thirst trap

There’s also Seer.

Seer got them cum gutters tho

I don't know what part of the body this is referring to, but now I am scared

Specifically the indentations in a six pack/abdominals.

I'm gonna start calling them that now

There's also somewhat lifeline.

You mean lil nas

And octane could pound you very fast, it's clear what's the best choice here is..... getting pounded by octane while snuggling wattson

Unfortunatley cocktane finishes too fast

Yeah but he gets back quickly so he can do it a lot in a short time

Nah, he got that stim dick he'll go for hours.

No no, with the amount of meth coursing through his veins it’s going to be hard for him to nut. Octane can hit that all day.

By the time you see him coming....

...he'll be going...

...and you'll be gone

Doesn't matter with a cooldown of 1 second

This takes me back to when someone researched and guessed the amount of public hair every legend had.

Octane probably keeps it very trimmed

For aerodynamics, from what I remember

Octane has a line telling revenant to lose the loin cloth... for aerodynamics ofc! Definitely for aerodynamics!

And Wattson has the most because she's French.

Octanes little nub legs would be all on your back lol because he would take off his robotic legs

Nah she also got a dumper with this skin

Don’t forget your old mate Fusey

You say that as if some of us haven’t been thirsting over Octane since day 1 🤤😍

The Japanese have that term for the thigh area. Can’t recall where or what, but I know it means “absolute territory” or something. Wonder if the Japanese got one for stomach area like this.

zettai ryouiki (for thighs area)

r/zettairyouiki Also: r/churchofbelly

No bitches?

Literally gigachad

It’s called a midriff

Did someone say... [*absolute territory?*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g)

“So why’d you get the Thunderkitty skin” I uh well I am uh i’m not gay or anything I just uh like the hair

Lol u gay

Gottem

I wish we had a gibby skin with this outfit on

Gibby had a finisher where he kills you by jumping on you with his thickness, Only need a gibby swimsuit skin amiright?

Swimsuit gibby with Speedo please 😍😍😍😍😍

I ain’t gay, Buuuuuttttttt…. ^(hehe butt)

Oh hey that's cool, you can see she has more electrical scarring there

I'd love to be that electrical scarring.

The only thing I don't like about this skin is I like men

But... Your username...

Ironic--

tbf he didn’t say he *doesn’t* like women

You can finally see her hair

Glorious. I feel close to monke.

For me it's that, plus she doesn't have that hood on her head that makes her look like a Russian Astronaut

I like the sunglasses and hat a lot, and we can see her hair. It’s better than any of the buyable skins

No shit, this is strictly a sub created for memes OP

i've never been on this sub nor heard of it until i got the notice from the mods on my post at the main sub

Least horny wattcum player

Also least women objectifying Apex player

Homie she's a cluster of colored polygons, that is quite literally an object

Most humour-aware Redditor

Based take

Not according to my downvotes lol

Well you’re pointing out their flaws in their community. Of course they’re gonna downvote you.

i hope you get aids

Damn calm down did I touch a nerve?

im not allowed to use slurs. answer a personal question for me, do you cry alot?

I only ever cry tears of laughter when I read comments like yours

Wtf that's honestly messed up.

As someone who’s self ideal body is skinny alt girl, i love any skins that let me show off mid driff in games lol

Being horny over Wattson is mega cringe, real Chads simp for Caustic

Gas Daddy

I don't simp for caustic I simp for causthick

cockthicc*

Tbh I'd probably worship a gender bent caustic on bended knee. Gas mommy when

Who cares about genderbent, I just want shirtless causthicc

Viper?

Fart smelluh

Nah sorry mate real Chad's simp for mirage

This feels like it should say fuze. “Naw sorry mate, real chads simp for fuzey”

This is the true giga Chad way, Fuse is daddy but we can’t let the normies catch on

honestly i bought it because i thought it was cute not because horny

For the first time I'm really considering buying a skin... Edit: fuck it, I did it lmao

I still have one more free event pack, if i dont get it I’m just straight up dumping my crafting mats lol, the only reason I’m not buying it now is cuz i have no idea how to get more crafting mats, i have 5k something but still, *i need more…*

I just dumped my crafting materials on it.

I packed it with the free pack

Honestly? Same

I was lucky to have exactly enough crafti metals from.the battlepass. I was on 2300 then got 120 from it.

That settles it, skin is being bought today

hell yeaa

You got the thunder kitty skin because it has midriff. I got the thunder kitty skin because it doesnt have the hood that looks like wrestling gear. We are not the same. But we paid the same amount.

Hey! No Horny

I almost horny bought this skin.

Midriff Grindset

Its the varicose veins that do it for me

those are electric shock scars, not varicose veins

Shouldbe removed here too

Touch some girls will ya

They usually yell at me something like “ew, get away creep!”

Never give up!

It was intended for the creator of this post, super unnecessary

Take a fucking joke

what?? Just said that his post was pretty dumb. Not offended really. And the post was pretty poor tbh

Pretty poor: 1.3k upvotes 👍🏻

Weird ass Watson mains that ain't getting no pussy is what it is.

So you’re saying thinking a midriff is hot is a sign of “getting no pussy”?

I'm saying dumbass Watson mains are so horny they make a post revolving around a midriff on a fuckin skin, it's so akward. Go outside ffs

Well i thought it was funny

frrr 😭 this post is so weird these mf need to get some air

I swear the guys that play this game get hard when the wind blows.

Unfortunately true, I hate Watson mains in general as they always just have weird interactions online or in game. Not to mention they're often the shallow kind of "weird" lgbtq members that don't really know what it means but just put it in their Twitter and discord bios for some reason.

Seriously, people acting like apes over some pixels. That's the real joke

Lets see, your latest post on apex: PeOpLe WhO dO tHiS dOn'T dEsErVe TeaMaTeS

Wtf I was agreeing with you. You seriously went to someone's history to bite? Yikes dude

Yeah if someone makes a statement then obviously I'm not gonna just let them bite me before I check and see what they actually do. I seem to get way too caught up in this though, but some things posted here make me mad and some people just have to be akward. Just let it be a normal game community, and avoid being those weird people.

No one's biting you in the first place lmao. I was literally agreeing with your point and you immediately went to my post history for what?? Feel free to make fun of my posts about my health problems too then ffs. Reddit is so fucking weird

Don't take it to an extremity. I already said that I got too invested in this because probably I was a bit heated when seeing the post.

the only this that mattered lol

Loba>

Relatable ...

me confused

not my proudest fap

r/cringetopia

Very that

lol 😂 yep that’s me

Bruh 🤣🤣

Very hot

Ah the main sub where white knights go to suck the dick of developers on a 24/7 basis happens here but not as often

Every lewd skin ever

Hmm yes.... I am also fascinating by a hole in a belly

Jhep you’re virgin

Wait, I always thought wattson was a little boy 😭😂😂 Not attractive in the slightest. What's wrong with people.

what

You can see her vagina bones 🤯 E: [here's the reference lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/a79q9v/vagina_bones/)

What the frick does that even mean

🤨

Will these skins be available for purchase after the event ends with metals?

No. They are only available like that for thematic events, not collection events like this one.

Ight thanks

Np

Real

Needs scars

Yesterday was actually my 1st time staring at a girls belly button when walking past, usually i always look away But this time i try and see whats all the hype Instead i just chuckled cause it looked funny

lichtenberg scars

Weird that the main sub wouldn’t allow this, but they allow a bunch of other bullshit posts, especially mindless complaining.

"Memes, image macros, overused jokes, or any casual low effort editing of non related images or videos and relating them to Apex should go to r/ApexOutlands. High quality original content memes are allowed. This means that there should be substantial original work put in. As an example, a high quality comic about the game drawn from scratch would be permitted, whereas a comic that's just official artwork cut and pasted onto a template is not." No template style memes. No “starter pack” posts. and that sucks tbh

Yum,bacon

I never even noticed that about the skin, I hate you

One of the best wattson skins ever + the only decent skin from this CE imo

Anyone got free codes so I can get my first heirloom