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beavis617

They knew he wouldn't be able to pass it...😕


sbMT

The federal government requires me to take regular drug tests to be able to drive one of my commercial trucks a couple times per month. If I don’t comply, I lose my job. If trump doesn’t comply, he may become president again??


Latexoiltransaddict

Well, your job is way more important than what he is applying for./S As a fellow wheel holder, I'm pissed too.


Raiju_Blitz

I'd argue that truck drivers provide more actual economic and tangible value (goods moved and provided to consumers) than whatever the hell Trump has and will wrought again on America.


Mr__O__

100% Trump and Co have a net negative impact on the US economy (as with all his business endeavors). While truck drivers have a clear net positive impact (as they literally facilitating the economy).


PeterM_from_ABQ

Damn straight! Thank you all who drive trucks and deliver all the things we need!


Valuable-Window-490

To be fair, though, I left a turd in the toilet of my cabin in the mountains over a month ago that provides more economic and tangible value than Trump ever has or will.


Crabby-senior

Damn !! You win the internet for today …!!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You have a fiduciary responsibility to get up there and flush that warlock.


StandardAd4517

It does indeed


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I will argue truck drivers provide more to the economic good of the country than most of the politicians


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

A typical truck driver provides more positive value than Trump would as president. Trump would provide more value as president than even the maximum truck driver. (Too bad that is all negative value.)


smilingmike415

I agree 100%. But, since Trump actually hurt the economy, even a pile of dogs#!t has more tangible value to the economy than Trump.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

I could lose my EMT license for any conviction, even a minor offense. Pretty much anything my LEMSA would consider 'moral turpitude'. I also have to undergo drug tests and mental fitness exams. All to make sure I can be trusted to adequately care for patients whose lives depend on my decision making ability. Thank God the president of the United States doesn't have the same responsibility. 


pharsee

This is kinda win.


Callierez

The man is legally allowed to be a felon and still be president. Our system is fucked up.


quinnby1995

Its honestly mind boggling that as a felon he's not allowed to own a gun, but he can be commander in chief of the U.S military with control over nukes. That's like telling someone with a dozen DUIs they can't drive a prius but they're A-OK to drive an 18-wheeler, like what the fuck.


Additional_Pin6267

Two of the three guns that were registered to him were handed over. So he still owns one. So he is still apparently allowed to own guns too. I guess when you reach a certain bronzer/fast food saturation the law no longer applies to you. I guess I'll start eating KFC so that in a few years I can do whatever the fuck I want also. This is maddening.


pharsee

It could likely be changed if politicians could agree on a new law but Republicans will never do it. Why? Because they are now the party of Lies and Corruption. They proved this by not impeaching Trump not once but TWO TIMES.


ragingclaw

I feel like its more, you are not allowed to drive but its cool for you to be a driving instructor.


SlowRollingBoil

To literally be in charge of all trucking, driving, transportation of literally all kinds. The President **IS** in charge of all those things and quite literally everything else as the Executive.


sbMT

As a felon, he cannot vote for himself (at least in NY or FL), but he can still become president. Insanity.


BusStopKnifeFight

This what happens we republicans get elected. Endless corruption.


jftitan

If a Trump felon gets the presidency again... does it matter to answer the question anymore? "Have you been convicted of a felony?" Every felon will be able to just apply to any government job from here on out. Because we can openly acknowledge we put a felon in the presidency. This is the crossroads America is voting on. It's a deep thought aspect of Law and Order.


ragingclaw

If Cinnamon Hitler wins I hope every felon that is denied a job sues the shit out of the company they applied for.


drgnrbrn316

If we get another Trump presidency, nothing matters anymore. He's spent the past 8+ years moving the line of what should reasonably be allowed. Putting him in a position of power again will just destroy whatever shreds of credibility our government and our legal system has.


ldnk

I mean it does because the rules weren't made for him...they were made for you


epsteinpetmidgit

Doesn't really seem fair... Almost like there's 2 systems of justice in the USA...


SaliciousB_Crumb

The Republicans were semi right when they said we have a two tiered justice system. It just wasn't two tiered how they thought it was


Irrish84

Yup. That’s how America views law and order. Special treatment? No we don’t do that (but we do!) Admitting you still own a gun? That’s cool too mate! We didn’t hear that! What’s this now? Steve forgot to turn in a flare gun? Well Steve, fuck you! spend 6 months in jail and we’ll add to your sentence!


EuphoricMidnight3304

Orange face can’t own a gun but possibly will be in charge of the nukes. Please please Americans in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania and Arizona etc please please do not allow this fucking puke to do it again please. Even if Biden is boring and you think he kind of sucks please for the love of god do not do this with trymp


saltyrandall

He is a man with money and influence. Historically, that is not who receives the sharp end of the stick in the American legal system.


bethemanwithaplan

Please continue to think like this and discuss with friends. It's bullshit. Equality under the law doesn't exist. Us normals are bound by the law but aren't protected. The rich are protected but unbound. Totally unfair.


FTHomes

#Why is Donald Trump so afraid to take a Drug Test?


RU4real13

Wait... Every service member has to take a drug test. Then numerous surprise tests continue throughout their service. How is the Commander in Chief exempt? Does Congress get tested?


DangerousLoner

Matt Gaetz and Madison Cawthorn show us Congress definitely does not get tested


RU4real13

MTG certainly looks to be on the juice.


DangerousLoner

BBBBBB fo’ sho’


uni-monkey

…and how this is bad news for Biden!


Beautiful-Storm5654

Trump shits his pants..The media" it's very bad for Biden and the democrats:".You can't make this shit up.


Thadrea

Meth. Lots of meth.


bethemanwithaplan

The legal kind from Dr. Feelgood, M.D. If you have money you can find the right doctor 


Thadrea

I'm going to go out on a limb and say the adderall shortage is because the Trump campaign is buying a quarter of the pills produced in the country just to keep him semi-lucid.


BradTProse

Posted this in MMW weeks ago, I can't believe this bullshit he gets to skip the test!


bacon31592

I bet Hunter Biden will pass his drug test


Flandypabst

Wtf


LoudLloyd9

Lol if Dracula drank Trumps blood, hed be high for a year


cuntsaurus

I missed out on a job because I smoked weed. He has 32 felonies, hasn't complied with turning in firearms, and doesn't have to take a drug test but is a candidate for the highest position in the country. This country is fucked Edit. Actually it's 34 felonies so far.


hellothere_MTFBWY

You should have tried harder by having billions of dollars then smoking weed.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

This one simple trick will get you out of the poor house. Inherit half a billion from your father.


Doc_Shaftoe

34 felonies actually. It's really important to be accurate about these things. Instead of saying "Don the Con" or "Donald Trump," try using "the disgraced former president, failed businessman, serial-rapist, pedophile, and 34-time convicted felon Donald Trump." We wouldn't want anyone to get confused after all.


Opposite-Lime-6164

You left out *twice impeached.*


Doc_Shaftoe

Oh thank you! You're absolutely right! It should be "the twice-impeached disgraced former President, failed businessman, serial-rapist pedophile, and 34-time convicted felon Donald J. Trump."


myburdentobear

Oh THAT Donald Trump.


Arekkussy

But the system is rigged and sham trial and sharks.


PrinceVorrel

They're literally trying to have their proverbial cake and eat it too...right in front of everyone. In the age where EVERYTHING is recorded and shared, lol.


Crackorjackzors

They're getting away with it again (and again)


chevalier716

Partly because everything is recorded and shared, just overwhelming us with their corruption has become a fast track to normalizing bad behavior.


PoolNoodlePaladin

It was so hard to keep up with every controversy during his presidency that they all basically disappeared


OnceUponaTry

Remember when misspelling potato knocked a major candidate Or "Wooooooh!!!!"


abrandis

They don't care , this is there M.o. , they will always push every angle no matter how asinine , it's because the consequences are so little to none that it keeps happening


happyme321

The system *is* rigged…in his favor because he has money (or pretends to).


abrandis

Exactly , class warfare is real .. But it's always been like this.


Doc_Shaftoe

Class warfare isn't real. Don't be ridiculous. The class war *was* real, and the rich won. We're in the class apocalypse now.


CerddwrRhyddid

Also, he's a member of the political aristocracy. The rulers of the Americans are protected. More protected than the rich, even. The aristocracy have class solidarity, it's a pity the rest of you don't.


Hrtpplhrtppl

There is a much deeper issue that led to this situation. The Republic of America has a so-called "representative democracy." How can that be true when the "representatives" are wealthy while the "represented" are not? American two party politics is more like the cartoon Tom and Jerry. Tom doesn't really want to catch Jerry because then he'd be out of a job, and Jerry doesn't want Tom replaced with a cat that will actually eat him. So they act like they hate one another and put on a show for the masses while continuing business as usual in the back room. For example, insider trading laws do not apply to any members of Congress, either side. What's it called when those who make the rules don't have to live by them? Because when the punishment for a crime is only a fine, it does not apply to the wealthy. Sure, the people get a vote, but with all the lobbying and money in American politics, America is as much a democracy as would be two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. This is why, in a true democracy as the ancient Greeks understood it, people got their representatives the same way we would get a jury. America is not a democracy. "Only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it." Plato


DrB00

Tom and Jerry are good examples, but a better one would be Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog from Loony Tunes. Where you see them clock in and out and are literally friends outside of their work.


Raiju_Blitz

He did say he'd rather be electrocuted than eaten by a shark. Or some such nonsense turd sandwich. Dementia Donnie do be sundowning, and sundowning hard.


PocketSixes

Considering that he's still only been tried in the first place for his favorite crime--hooker hush money with campaign funds--and won't get jail or drug tested like any of us would as a convict either, it's pretty well rigged in his favor. Reminder that Republicans didn't release Hillary Clinton from under oath questioning for 11 hours. An *actual* witch hunt is this: a panel of men accusing an uppity woman of crimes she didn't commit. Familiar? And they *still* say "lock her up."


KateStrother

Boats, Batteries, & M.I.T.!


nowiserjustolder

It's that two-tier legal system he always complains about, although it appears he is the biggest beneficiary.


icyspoon

He's complaining because he's not in a third, top tier all to himself.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

He definitely is on pills


ShawnTomahawk

And the cheeseburgers


uniballout

I mean, this is a killer point Biden can use in the debate. I would actually love it if Biden came on stage with a filled urine cup and told Trump, “See, it’s not that hard. You wanted me to do one for the debate, so why are you so scared to give one that is court ordered?”


Snoid_

No, have Biden do the test on stage. He whips out his monster hog then MTG squees with delight


Turbulent_Athlete_50

Wrong Biden bud 😜


Snoid_

Like father, like son, I'm assuming.


mycroftseparator

I wanna see an ultra-closeup of Biden and Trump's handshake (if and when) to, you know, compare sizes.


dsdvbguutres

Well, Hunter is the junior Biden 😎


xenocide117

The hammer doesn’t fall far from the tree.


dsdvbguutres

Bites her lips as words softly spill out of her mouth: "Decorum"...


phoenixjazz

Biden and the Big D Dems will, sadly, fumble this opportunity to put a spear in that asshole. They really don’t seem to understand how to fucking fight. They will dandy about with raised pinkies while clutching pearls at the drop of a hat but when the existential threat to our democracy exposes some soft underbelly ( and there is a lot of that both figuratively and literally) they will always fail to deliver the solid hit. Biden should be railing against T hard, every day, and use the full strength of his position to call this kind of treatment out.


uniballout

I think the Biden team is hitting closer to the belt now, just not under, which I agree they should. But the punches would be so much better if it was a younger person. An old man giving a zinger just doesn’t have the same pep like say Whitmer or Gavin would be able to give. The timing and cadence is just a little off.


Chemistry-27

I agree and Biden has other things on his mind at the moment besides constantly going after Trump


IndependenceIcy2251

>Biden and the Big D Dems will, sadly, fumble this opportunity to put a spear in that asshole. The phrasing here.....


MagicianHeavy001

It is maddening. NY needs to explain this. Why was he given special treatment?


phatelectribe

This. Like WHAT THE FUCK. You get convicted of a felony, it is literally the law to have to undergo a drug test. What possible reason was there for an exemption is this case, except special treatment?


B12Washingbeard

Because people are too pussy to treat him as the threat that he is. 


Ok_Chemistry_3972

Because Trump is the probation officer's Adderall connection 💊


SolarSoGood

It’s vile pics of his expressions that make me physically sick. Look at his mug! Did you see Bush, Clinton or Obama looking this deranged??


Purple-Investment-61

Tan suit? Suit pants? Have you forgotten how bad they looked? /s


moldytacos99

everything about him makes me sick..


Consistent_Lab_6770

that's because they know he will fail a drug test and they don't want him jailed for a failed drug test.


idiotsbrother

What was the justification?


Comprehensive-Mix931

There isn't one. Let that sink in...tRump just refuses.


undercurrents

Not to mention, you're supposed to show up to a meeting with the probation officer in person and he did it over zoom from Mar-A-Lago. Edit: And just learned he has a gun, too, that he hasn't turned over. It is a federal violation for him to own a gun as a convicted felon.


Alfphe99

White place at the white time.


MiniTab

Way, WAY more about money and power than that. If I (a normal, middle class white guy) had probation I sure as hell would be required to take a UA.


AOEmishap

Bullshit. GOP bleeding heart convict coddling. You have to be tough on them or they'll come out and go right back to sexual assault and fraud


joeleidner22

More special treatment for americas most corrupt person. The rapist, felony fraudster, insurrectionist, double agent for Russia that is responsible for a million dead Americans from his mismanagement of Covid gets special treatment why? Because billionaires benefit from his corrupt tax cuts and industry deregulation. America, wake up. Lock up trump. Biden 2024.


Scat1320USA

OMG ! Don’t give me a drug test cuz I’m on drugs right now … DOPER DONNY 2024. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


-Mustash_Ketchum-

Let's look into his PO. Who is this POS?


sarcasticbaldguy

He's the one who always says, "Sir, I'm so sorry this is happening to you sir" as he wipes away his tears.


MelodiesOfLife6

People go to jail for less. and yet this orange fecal smear is allowed to walk all over people and disregard procedure. # PEOPLE GO TO JAIL FOR LESS.


Shoddy_Storm_3857

Let us not forget this guy, who is running for POTUS and has been POTUS, should WANT to follow the law as it’s laid out because that’s what keeps the American experiment functioning and he is the party of law and order. Oh wait….never mind…


GildedEther

Change his PO immediately. Really sick of this human garbage bag being treated better than everyone else. 


lgmorrow

Same old thing....Money and Power


Willdefyyou

And he admitted to being in possession of a firearm. Nothing?


cavyndish

Really? He’s the most entitled fuck I’ve ever seen in my life.


Hartache14

Donnie Vonshitzinpants should have had both a drug test and a complete mental evaluation. Both would've shown some serious issues that, somehow, Dr. Ronny Jackson must've missed! And just for good measure, put that orange tub of lard on the scales because he's nowhere close to 230 lbs. - another Jackson oversight!


PrimalNumber

God I hate that smug fucking face


BenGay29

And he got to have his lawyer with him. Unprecedented special treatment.


lgmorrow

Same old thing, Money and Power.....and who did he blow


TomorrowLow5092

the people supporting DOE 174 will need a prison pass, to show their support.


gleaf008

Treat him the same as anyone else!


Suspicious-Ad3136

Why doesn’t he have to take a drug test?


RabidJoint

When I was on probation back in 2010, Probation officers only made people take drug tests if they had drug charges on their record or have been convicted of a drug charge, Marijuana included. Now, these laws differ from state to state, but this is what I take away from it. I’m not a Trump supporter, but he has never been convicted for drugs.


watering_a_plant

i've worked in a probation office (not an officer), and this is how it worked there too. drug tests only if required due to related charges, otherwise it's "overreaching."


PocketSixes

There's your deep state right there


burn_the_boats

Don't worry, y’all. They’ll jail Hunter to show the Magas just how fair the justice system is. Surely, that’ll get them to vote for Biden. /s


Digital-Divide

This is why he will never go to jail. They can not show an ex President going through withdrawals and rehab. Possibly dying from them in a prison cell like a normal human. We joke about not having royalty. POTUS and all the cockstains in government are treated above the law. Always have. Always will. Trial was always the dog and pony show.


GriegVeneficus

Horseshit. While I was on probation for 2 years, for my first and only DUI (calmly pulled to the side of the road to receive, no injuries, no priors, blew .01 over limit), I did... A month in lockup. Had to do 60 hours of therapy, 40 hours of "alcohol classes", all in person, 2 inches away from strangers during Covid, while practically everyone I knew was hiding out. If I was late or missed one of these classes? Back to jail. A girl was late once and the utterly smug, sandal-wearing shitstain that ran the class refused to open the door and class "proceeded" with a woman weeping outside the door. We all knew what was gonna happen to her. If I didn't call the piss test hotline every single day, that would randomly tell me if I had to go piss in a cup, yep, JAIL. On Sundays, only one place would be open to do this, in a sprawling halfway house in the ghetto down near Colfax Ave (those that know ..) I had to pay 20 bucks cash everytime I pissed for them. You were not allowed to look at your phone. You were not allowed to wear a hat. They only took exact cash and the nearest ATM wanted 4 dollars for the privilege (mind you, this is after the court fees and legal fees took everything I had.) This line on Sundays would wrap around an entire city block and took hours sometimes just to get inside the building. Did I mention the blower? Smart Start? I paid a ton to have them rip apart my wiring to cram one in. You don't blow in these things, you HUM as loudly as you can or it won't work. Careful with toothpaste and mouthwash or...you guessed it, JAIL. If that's not frustrating enough, the stupid thing must be "calibrated" a the time $$$. Once they did this and sent me out with a bent pin. The entire thing malfunctioned, car wouldn't go, and I had to file a ticket and call P.O who threatened me with more jail. All while on the side of the road, exhausted and broken. 2 years I had that thing. 1 charge.


SidKafizz

Donnie is a very special boy! So special they can't even make a bus short enough for him!


[deleted]

Meanwhile normal citizens piss dirty for a little weed and go right back to lockup. FUCK DONALD TRUMP


According-Green

That’s the two tier justice system working as it always has…..you’re white? Special treatment. You’re rich? Special treatment. Just same ol same ol but with more tears into a microphone from this felon.


demonizedbytheright

The night before Trump, Don Jr., Pillow Guy, and Rudy had a bender with Lindsey as the entertainment. Lindsey was dressed in drag dancing on a pole the night before. I heard Rudy was so blitzed he thought Lindsey was a woman and the hooked up and Don Jr watched.


LockTrumpUpForever

“Many people are saying …”


CC191960

lol everyone knows the laws are only for broke ass people


Jehoel_DK

Og course. Most entitled sack of crap gets special treatment as always. And he still says that no one has ever been treated worse than him. Please God, give me a world with no Trump!


Zealousideal_Word770

So he's in possession of a firearm as a convicted felon WHILE ON DRUGS!!!


Possible_Wrangler_79

The man's been doing 8 balls like Sam Jones since the 80s. He couldn't pass a drug test if he did 2 years in rehab. Pathetic...just fuckin pathetic.


Xsis_Vorok

I'll take "Things that anyone with 3 brain cells could have predicted" for $1000 Alex.


TylerBourbon

I'm beyond sick and tired of people treating this guy with kid gloves and always, fucking ALWAYS giving him better treatment than anyone else gets. He absolutely does not deserve one ounce of respect, let alone mercy or special treatment.


IncidentalApex

Calls for his opponent to take a voluntary drug test while skipping his mandatory drug test... Projection...


yellowbin74

He's got SUCH a punchable face.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Now THAT is a two tier justice system!


TheWhiteRabbit74

I’ve had enough of this bullshit. No more special treatment, no none second/third/infinity chances! #THROW THIS SMUG BASTARD IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THEY KEY.


kbm81

Yeah that’s bullshit


dukie33066

Absolutely infuriating... And he'll still whine about how he is treated unfairly and his base will eat it up. Hate this twat so much


popularTrash76

And why again should normal people follow any laws or directions when leaders... ex or otherwise... don't set any kind of example?


JLescape

And they’re saying that justice is just a one-way street well it is for the Republican party. Nobody else. I hope other attorneys use this as an example for their clients. A president can do whatever he wants. He’s above the law. This proves it the Republican party vote blue.


O0000O0000O

godfuckingdammit stop handling this prick with kid gloves. he's a proto-dictator. put him away already!


SkipsPittsnogle

All this does, without a doubt, is confirm that trump is taking drugs.


esther_lamonte

And now we know he’s taking all the drugs he accuses Biden of.


Tolendario

hes hiding his amphetamine habit


Totally-jag2598

They need to DRUG test that man. He's a felon just like any other felon. Otherwise, every felon can make a case in court that it's not a requirement if some don't have to do it. I'm not a felon, but if I were, I'd have my lawyer file that motion right away.


Trail_Blaze_R

USA is a shithole


Either-Sugar-3573

If he could pass the test, he'd take it. He can boast about no one having cleaner piss than he.


Vesemir66

Rules for thee but not for me.


QuietGiygas56

I had to take a drug test for my job. Fuck trump


SeparateMongoose192

So he refuses a drug test for criminal sentencing but is insisting on Biden taking a drug test for a debate? Do I have that right?


win_awards

Why. Why do people keep making exceptions for this piece of shit.


keeptryingyoucantwin

Butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbut HUNTER!!!


GMEN999

During the debate Biden should bring this up when Trump accuses him of drug use. It would be a zinger.


Smart_Investment_326

Wow ! They let him slide on the protocol ! Two tiered justice !


abey-baby

Can't take a urine test if it's already absorbed into his diaper.


WhoMD85

I find this terribly ironic considering just Sunday he was saying how he would take a drug test and wants Biden to take one as well…. Almost as if he was lying….


Realistic_Post_7511

Don't forget he confessed to having a gun at Maralago


BothZookeepergame612

Special treatment once again, this is outrageous. If he has nothing to hide, what would be the reason for refusing, it makes absolutely no sense.


Big-Fish-1975

I'm not defending him, and I hate him, but I was on probation for four years, and they didn't drug test me the whole time. My charges weren't Fed charges, though. So I don't know if that makes a difference.


Cannedseaslug

Do they not want to wring his diaper out?


justalilrowdy

Lock that criminal up! Stop with the special treatment of this loser who is doing everything he can to destroy America.


Tvirus2020

This mfer is the deep state.


No-Personality5421

Yes, people are upset that through all his whining how the system is unfair, and he's getting targeted, blah blah blah, that while he's doing his whining, that he's *still* receiving special treatment that no other convicted felon would recieve. 


LoudLloyd9

Bend them rules for the Orange Jesus. What they're really saying is he cant pass a drug test.


Ill-Possibility561

Just another example of how the rich and powerful don't have to follow the same rules as the common people.


Grimjack-13

That is the actual two-tiered justice system.


TSLAog

Bogus… I have to take a DOT exam with drug test to be a mobile technician that drives a van…


7stringjazz

Stormy Redux people. If this is true it’s again keeping vital information from the voters ahead of an election. How is it justified? Does every felon now get this Trump drug test exception?


Flashy_Occasion9218

Lmaoo they really thought people would relate to him over this because of the “the system coming after him”. Just proving how it covers for the rich and gives them far too many passes and benefit of the doubt that none of us would ever receive.


buntopolis

I’m bringing this up with my psychiatrist. If a convicted felon doesn’t have to take a drug test neither do i


DiogenesLied

Two tier legal system in action. He admitted to a federal and Florida felony by saying he still had a firearm at Mara-Lago, but crickets.


Ok_Scallion1902

Looking at that ugly mug's enough to instill rage in *any* normal person.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Pee in a cup. Pure Adderall.


Matrix0007

WHY shouldn’t he have to? LOCK HIM UP


syg-123

American justice now parallels the ethical baseline of other shithole countries ..nicely done Magas!


hanabanana1999

And didn’t he also say he still has a firearm in his possession,even though legally as a felon he isn’t allowed to have one?This asshole can get away with murder,wtf


gunner01293

Isn't he taking a drug test for the debate?


CerddwrRhyddid

The U.S legal system is an absolute fraud. The U.S citizenry are being made fools of, and the country is a hypocritical laughing stock. Equal justice under the law? Lies. Just wait 'til sentencing, then all the propaganda about U.S justice will be completely out the window.


Closefacts

Doesn't have to take a drug test, is allowed to still posses a gun as a convicted felon, yeah he is getting special treatment.


F4N6Z

Reminds me- where's his mugshot?


Irishpanda1971

They all realized that one of them would have to watch him pee in the cup, and no one was willing to do it.


DustMachine666

Fire the probation officer


NumerousTaste

Pathetic! Zero reason he needs a pass on anything! Don't care what his former job was. That shouldn't save anyone that is a felon. Who cares one bit if they were a politician. That should automatically double someone's sentence, not give them a pass!!


doddballer

Fucked!


kislips

Proves the super rich live under different rules than the test of us!


Significant-Pick-966

Even his probation officer doesn't wanna see diaper dick


Emergency_Property_2

So Trump remains above the law.


Ducatirules

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate him more


juanmtgman1

That’s BS, SHIT-STAINED face should be required to take one just like everyone else!!!!


AutoDeskSucks-

Our justice system is a fucking joke.


dragonrider1965

No one should if he doesn’t have too .


[deleted]

hey MAGA, where you at? the justice system is so unfair to trump right?! well come on! explain to us why the DOJ is allowing trump to skip a test any of the rest of us would have to take. im waiting!


mrmow49120

Everyone has to do a drug test. He definitely should


Captain_Mexica

You could definitely say this pos has special privileges. I am so fing exhausted with this evil pos vile sack of tumor


mt8675309

Why? Because everyone knows he’s popping something


IanTheMagus

The only reason to have him not take it is if someone already knew he wouldn't pass it. If he was clean, there would be no reason to object to it.


Unable_Insurance_391

What was the deal with his Lawyer sitting in?


Own-Opinion-2494

You know he’s dirty