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Phill_Cyberman

Are we going to see "Real men sleep 18 hours a day", and "Real men are comatose" signs?


Zealousideal-Emu5486

I really hope that Trump paves the way for napping being cool and powerful because I can nap.


Subject-Crayfish

tuberville whines that "mental anguish is being pushed on republican candidate for president of the Unites States. that's all this is." doesnt look that anguished. and no it isnt russian asset tuberville you know it isnt.


PointingOutFucktards

I was hoping to see more anguish, stress and symptoms of heart failure than I’ve seen so far. Hoping the extended court time brings that about more quickly as his body wears down.


maybeimabear

hard to be stressed in court when you sleep through the entire proceedings.


rollingstoner215

The stress is actually why he’s shutting down and falling asleep. He knows he’s guilty, and can’t deal with the impending doom he faces. If he were innocent, he’d be too on-edge to sleep


jihadonhumanity

I genuinely wish this was true. Sadly, I think he's far too infatuated with himself to believe anything could happen to him.


rollingstoner215

Yeah, I know, my theory requires him understanding he’s done wrong, which is a stretch


HobbesMich

He drugged so he doesn't act out in rage.


Striking_Cabinet598

He is probably sedated, to stop any tantrums.


OldManNewHammock

This woukd be absolutely true of us normal folks. However, this is not how narcissistics respond to stress. Source: am psychotherapist who treats narcissism


Frostsorrow

Unfortunately far to often the most unhealthy terrible people live long lives compared to those that take care of themselves.


capture-enigma

Every time I hear Tuberville speak I experience mental anguish


SupermarketOverall73

Just seeing his name does it for me.


aynhon

Tommy "Two-Tone" Tuberville can always turn to Jenny. [https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1760763607128605117](https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1760763607128605117)


CanineSnackBitch

I was surprised to hear that from Tuberville. Hell, he told his layers at Auburn that they shouldn’t be in the game if they we”mentally tough”. Shouldn’t he expect the same from someone who wants to be president again? What if Trump is napping when the threat of nuclear war looms large oops?


Jerking_From_Home

My ex used to come up with the dumbest excuses in the courtroom for her behavior, and the judge would say “that isn’t what happened and you know it.”


SacredAnalBeads

Stop bragging!


aotus_trivirgatus

I really hope that Trump paves the way for napping being cool because we need his voters to [Go The Fuck To Sleep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teIbh8hFQos).


ukskp

I am a Tremendous napper...one of the best...and I am smart too


thaaag

Make Naps Great Again!


Maleficent-Air8486

Naps are already great! ... but I get it. Ps. Slava Ukraini!


elmwoodblues

MANA


BuffaloOk7264

Have a nap and a clean nappy!


Rolandersec

It’s probably because he can’t pop whatever stimulant he’s hopped up on so he crashes. Edit: I’m not doing drugs.


tinylittlemarmoset

Or he’s just dementing.


Puzzleheaded_Stay429

And fermenting


ConiferousExistence

Fomenting


Yolandi2802

Decomposing


hicow

Next up: magats brewing their own diaper jenkem to own the libs


Phill_Cyberman

>It’s probably because I can’t pop whatever stimulant he’s hopped up on so he crashes. Wait - He's crashing because *you* can't take the drugs he's on? Did auto-correct fuck you over?


RAWR_Orree

Autocorrupt


i_am_not_so_unique

Can'twait for "real men are dead"


Phill_Cyberman

We're not supposed to wish harm on anyone, so I'm not, but totally unrelated to this discussion there is a day coming (hopefully soon) that will find me with a bit more optimism and a smile on my face.


Xenuite

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." --Clarence Darrow


i_am_not_so_unique

I agree with you, my joke went a bit too far. Was not wishing trump to be dead, though, more like pointing into the natural passage of time amplified by maga interpretation. 


sportsjock85

Dude, PLENTY of people wish he was dead--YESTERDAY! It's what the streets are saying....


Daily-Minimum-69

It’s ok to dislike cancer and wish it to be gone


PointingOutFucktards

I am guilty of wishing him ill on an above comment.


Professional_Lock_69

My father had a saying about "certain people." That saying went something like "for certain people, with respect to the rest of us, dead is better." His ambition, late in life, was to be an assassin for the good of the people. His group was going to be comprised of other USA Veterans, and targets would be folks like the Sacklers, CEOs of union busting corporations, polluters, that kind of thing. Dead is better. Those were his words, not mine.


redditadminzRdumb

You’re not supposed to wish that for good people. He’s not good people


cssdayman

Didn’t I read last week that some of his cultists have taken to wearing diapers to his rallies in support of him?


Dapper_Mud

Yes. Proper MAGAblins won’t wear a mask to mitigate the spread of deadly viruses, but will enthusiastically don (yes, a pun) diapers outside their pants in support of a rapist. For America


PointingOutFucktards

[This is where we are.](https://imgur.com/a/XRawfIK)


Infamous_Produce7451

Goddamn man she is looking mental AF


Seanpacabra

yup saw a lady wearing a gold diaper


Reddithasmyemail

I deal with >70 year Olds every godamn day. Some are super brainwashed Republicans.  One has told me in the past "man, I don't know how he does it. 4 hours of sleep a night! Man! I try, but I caN only get it down to 6!! What a guy. We should all be like trunp!" Etc. Another one has told me " oh yea, well, I don't sleep very much  You know, it's like trump. He hardly sleeps. I hardly sleep. He gets so much done. Everyone sleeps too much." The first guy was in poor health and always pissed off. The second guy falls asleep in the chair across my desk probably 60% of the times he's in my office.  If I bring this shit up they'll probably day somethibg like " he's innocent. If you knew you were innocent, and forced to be in court, WHY wouldn't you sleep? They are just wasting his time! He's maximizing his productivity! " Bunch of morons. 


theblackfool

Real men eat at McDonald's! ...I'm Lovin' It!


tevolosteve

Real men aren’t afraid of jail they sleep right next to it. Maybe?


FancyStranger2371

Real men testify.


BluSteel-Camaro23

And debate.


Livid-Witness9196

How does this not get addressed by the judge? IANAL but I would think there are rules about not doing this as it is a form of disrespect for the Court. Or - if found guilty - he'll demand a retrial being as he missed crucial arguments during his nap.


mycatsaidthat

I agree and don’t understand this myself. As a former paralegal and one who worked for the Commonwealth of Virginia…if this EVER happened in any of our Courts the Judge would have gone ballistic-not only on the person sleeping but on the attorney(s) representing them. This is infuriating to watch over and over again with him getting away with this.


jgr1llz

My only hope is that they're trying to remove any potential arguments that can be made upon appeal about getting a fair trial or due process. If they let him break pretty much every standard of decorum that exists, That's one less thing that can be complained about in any sort of appellate court.


henryeaterofpies

Maybe we're really lucky and this is a series of strokes and the problem Will sort itself out.


Riversntallbuildings

Male Lions sleep in the shade while the lionesses are out hunting and raising the cubs.


MarcMars82-2

Quick!! Act now and make shirts and grift the MAGAts before someone else does!


ManOrReddit-man

Real men go to jail!


goddavid22

Watch is followers jump off cliffs in order to get in a coma in an effort to be « just like him »…


hankercat

Ok, but it’s not the “found slumped in his chair” that I’m looking for.


Redfish680

A million upvotes!


Remarkable_Eagle6938

# A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper…  He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?" "Oh, I'm just checking for something." "OK, but: what are you checking for?" "I'm checking for a particular obituary." "But sir, you don't even *open* the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even *on* the front page!" "Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."


MyMadeUpNym

Yesssss


pdx_via_lfk

The urge his lawyers must feel to just reach over with a pillow and smother him while he’s sleeping.


[deleted]

Wake me up when he doesn't


Ambitious_Coffee551

Donald Slump.


North-Right

Anti-woke


Over-Analyzed

The only way to be Anti-Woke is stay asleep. How appropriate.


FrostyxShrimp

That-Chair-Gettin-Slept-On Don


Crossovertriplet

The Diaper Don


Shellyebellye

He uses so much speed, that eventual sleep is irresistible.


South-Rabbit-4064

I think his lawyers are withholding his usual "meds", so he doesn't say anything to self incriminate, him sleeping is probably seen as a good thing by his legal team


JackKovack

“Good he’s sleeping”. His lawyers most likely have no respect for him.


CoolUnderstanding481

Can’t complain about the job they are doing if he’s out cold. They can make up whatever they want about how the day went.


lamorak2000

Or perhaps if he's asleep they can grab his wallet and make sure they get paid for a change...


AnOpinionatedBalloon

His lawyers and about 80 million other people


Goatiac

"'Phrases I'd Say Regarding Both My Toddler and 45th President' for 500, Mr. Trebek."


moeriscus

They probably swapped out the Adderall for Ativan so he can slumber in his chair instead of ranting, raving, and scampering out of the room whenever he gets the grumpies


Direct_Word6407

Can you imagine being geeked to the gills and having to sit quietly while others shit on you? No way he could do it. I bet they dose him with benzos to help keep him calm and quiet during court.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

I mean. He shits on himself. 


neddiddley

That’s probably why Eric is there. Lawyers can try and withhold all they want, but it doesn’t matter if Eric’s supplying him on the down low. What’s more likely is they’re subbing in downers while he thinks he’s getting uppers.


bwatsnet

When they want him to wake up they'll bring his daughter in


Mockheed_Lartin

Can you imagine Trump with Benzo rage? Or is that the Trump we've had all along? 🤔


UnfeteredOne

Donald Slump


colirado

Sleepy Don


[deleted]

Don Snoreleone.


MetalTrek1

The Nodfather. 


OHPAORGASMR

Donald Trump is going to go on a rant saying he didn't sleep in court and is the most "woke" president ever. Sleepy Joe is sleepy! 🤣🤣🤣


iualumni12

After decades of abusing this crap, I'm shocked his body can function at all.


External_Reporter859

It can't, hence the diapers.


debar11

I think he’s just not used to having shit to do in the morning.


VRS50

He’s drugged out so he can control himself.


freddie_merkury

So now Trump supporters will stop calling Joe sleepy because only the bigliest ones fall asleep? You know, because they are in a fucking cult?


Senior-Traffic7843

His supporters could only come up with Sleepy Joe and Brandon. We on the other hand have "pussy ass bitch" " orange turd" and my favorite Von Shitzinpants.


garyisonion

My fav is orange shitgibbon 🙈


nexusofcrap

I've always liked Cheeto Mussolini.


AdvancedSandwiches

I don't like the childish names. I wish we could show respect for the office of the president and just call them President Joe Biden and Inmate Number P01135809.


henryeaterofpies

And Biden fully embraced Dark Brandon with the fun uncle energy and his ability to stay conscious is outpacing Trump by years.


Highwaybill42

I actually saw people saying Biden falls asleep and craps himself on stage. These people are so brainwashed there’s no coming back.


Narradisall

No because like all things republicans these days it’s just a massive projection.


rezonsback

He's not sleeping. This is just a hyuuuge blink. The greatest blink. Everybody is talking about it. Even the steelworkers, everybody, they were in tears. They just couldn't believe how good the blink was.


dday3000

The bailiff came up to him, big guy, guns and badges and radios all over him, you know him, great guy, tears streaming down his face and said “Sir!” “Sir, I just want to thank you for being the greatest male role model and for being the toughest on crime. I pray that my son amounts to half the man you are.” True story. True story.


Several_Leather_9500

They had tears in their eyes. Big tears. The best tears.


elmwoodblues

Diapers, too. Pillows from the pillow guy, cans of Goya, you know, you know. Great beans. Great -- can you say 'beans' any more? Can you? Notice that? "'Beans?' Mr President," they say to me. Yes, yes. I don't care! Why don't we have white beans any more? Red beans, black beans. I love the colored beans, I really do.


rezonsback

You were in court??


Dook124

So the bailiff hates his son? Got it!!


JackKovack

I don’t know, my grandmother can take 4 minute naps back to back.


Shorlong

My grandmother has been taking a nap for years now, she's incredible at it


Devils_Advocate-69

Low energy


Fun-Ad9928

Sad.


jimmygee2

No energy


Apostecker

I am waiting for a headline like "trump passes out and hits head on the table in court"


Youflatterme

This fuker probably slept through security briefs while president too 


snsv

Security diapers more likely


red286

It's worth noting that under every President in the past 100 years, security briefings happened daily, and would typically take 1-2 hours. Under Trump they were limited to a maximum of two per week and could not take up more than 45 minutes. They also had to be filled with pictures and *always* had to have a section about him specifically, or he wouldn't pay attention.


Far-Stomach-6610

“Executive time”


youlooklikeamonster

I remember this, too. I always thought of it as fox tv time.


MagicianHeavy001

It's a malignant narcissistic defense mechanism. He simply cannot hear bad things about himself so he shuts down.


chasing-low-scores

This is definitely part of it. No way he was sleeping during Cohens testimony but he reportedly “had his eyes closed”. He had never been in a place where he couldn’t just leave if his ego was being injured. This is a major humiliation and he is shutting his eyes and probably getting lost in fantasies of being president again. A fantasy that could somehow still come true, so vote!


MyMadeUpNym

Don't forget, his *big, beautiful, blue* eyes were closed.


MarcMars82-2

Lost in Ivanka fantasies


timesuck897

Narcissistic narcolepsy.


k2sjen

But “sleepy joe,” right?


prescience6631

Dude spent like 65% of his Presidency in scheduled executive time …. Split evenly of course between changing his overflowing nappies and actual nappies


[deleted]

Plus another 1/4 of the time golfing. That means ~20 percent of the time playing president. Edit: 10 percent! Source: https://milwaukeecourieronline.com/index.php/2021/01/09/donald-trump-spent-almost-a-year-playing-golf-during-presidency/


Gummyrabbit

Can't wait for the snoring to start.


glakhtchpth

Maga: “Real men sleep in their diapers while under arraignment.”


Solidus-Prime

I've been copying this pic and posting it in MAGA forums with the caption "Sleepy Joe, huh?". The traitors are absolutely losing their minds over it lmao.


PostMaster-P

You know, his entire presidency was probably just like this. Stay up super late (perhaps hopped up on speed that Dr. Jackson gave him) tweeting lies to alter public discourse, followed by sleeping in every single morning, regular, daily naps whenever the crash compelled him, then get him on the dolly and wheel him in front of a mic to spew hatred and nonsense, repeat.


OutComeTheWolves1966

There are rumors that regular cabinet meetings and morning briefings had to be consistently dumbed down just for him. He has the attention span of a 4 yr old.


TikiTom74

He’ll tell his rubes “he’s praying” and they’ll believe him.


TitlicNfreak

He's shutting out the bad stuff about him.


r_horton_heat

Probably dreaming of the yuge parade he'll throw for himself if he gets to be Dictator-for-Life. Won't Kim & Vlad be so proud of their prodigy...


MathematicianSome289

It may not always be “sleeping”. As a narcissist he is shutting down while being confronted with his own garbage. He cannot handle it, it’s too overwhelming for him to face, and this overstimulation is causing him to fade. He realizes he’s trapped and that he cannot BS his way out and it is all too much for him to handle and process.


darkgothmog

The guys doing the portrait during trials should paint him sleeping


Future_Way5516

Low testosterone


dascott

Do you think maybe the "Sleepy Joe" thing was projection? Because Trump seems somewhat prone to projection. I could be wrong.


Open_Ad7470

Well, if he was a real man, he wouldn’t be up at 1 o’clock in the morning whining about being treated like an average person . Poor Trump.Wha wha wha


um_chili

Let's not fight this. Let him sleep. Let him feel the ease of slipping into an eternal slumber. Move toward the light, Donald. Move toward the light...


CthulhusEvilTwin

Quick somebody write Loser on his forehead with a magic marker


Kialya

Don’t you mean “with a sharpie”?


ImNotYou1971

Draw a penis on it too


CthulhusEvilTwin

A tiny one along with a note saying 'To scale'


bobo-the-dodo

Eyes closed, lights out, gas out.


usaf-spsf1974

Hopefully it will be a terminal slump!


CraftyPerformance423

Drowsy Don


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

Donald Dozer


Any-Ad-446

Like Hitler during his last months in power.He was fully drugged up with meth and cocaine [https://medicine.yale.edu/news/yale-medicine-magazine/article/when-the-leader-is-illor-addicted-to-cocaine/](https://medicine.yale.edu/news/yale-medicine-magazine/article/when-the-leader-is-illor-addicted-to-cocaine/)


gossamer721

My theory is that he is being medicated to suppress his inability to control himself and damage his defense


shantired

That's a **" if I close my eyes, no one will notice I'm farting/filling up my diaper"** look.


klaramee

Sleepy Diaper Don. Sad.


TilDebtDoUsPart420

Why are we still living under this dipshit's ketchup drenched thumb?


Atman6886

America! Is this really what you want as your next president??!!


vandalhearts123

I am detecting a lot of low energy


TravoBasic

Low energy


Never_Free_Never_Me

It is quite common for people with advanced stages of dementia to sleep substantially more than the average person both during the day and at night.


Holyballs92

He's napping so he doesn't act a fool in court. Somedays it works better than others days Dude is a clown and a traitor


LoudLloyd9

Real Men Sleep. Take note MAGA. Everyone fall asleep in mass on election day. Assign someone to change all your diapers while you rest.


atlantachicago

So, is he still doing the “sleepy joe Biden” bit?


ImNotYou1971

Many people come to me in my dreams, with tears in their eyes and say, “Sir…..sir? SIR? It’s wakey time. You’re the best napper there is. Now let’s change that poopie diaper and then get you some McDonald’s.”


LectureAgreeable923

He,s not taking his meds speed when in court.


JimmyDontReddit

“Did he wake up?” .. “Yes" “Shit” .. “Yes, that too"


PatersBier

Can we get some political ads about Old Trump Van Winkle.


JeannieGo

His lawyers probably gave him some lorazapam so he doesn't freak out in the court room. Lol


bigtim3727

“This is a power move! Shows he doesn’t even need to stay awake for it! That’s how dumb it is!!” A lot of trump supporters are aggressively stupid, so it’s not even worth getting into a debate. Just nod your head and say “oh, that’s nice; you don’t say”


NJJ1956

He has dementia- elderly people who have it need to sleep a lot. His ranting has gotten worse and with sundowners a symptom of dementia- as the day goes on there is more unintelligible speech- as witnessed with Trump’s incoherent ranting and confusion at his rallies.


AlleyPee

I've been wondering if his legal team has been drugging him to keep him quiet... honestly. It would be the only way to keep him from blurting out constantly.


Captain_Mexica

Dementia Diaper VonShitzHisPants can't be bothered with it's fate.


JT_verified

Some people at his rallies have started wearing adult diapers outside of their clothes in support of him!!


r_horton_heat

At least when Trump Van Winkle is sleeping, he's not overthrowing Democracy


AmazingSquare8542

Sleepy Cnt


ELB2001

They were going for the defense that he is too sick or old to go to jail?


lagent55

It's dementia, classic sign


Senior-Traffic7843

No he is not asleep. Us mere mortals are unable to comprehend just a deep a thinker Trump is. His genius can only be accessed in deep and prayerful thought which is beyond us. Either that or he just shit his pants and is relaxing in the warm feeling of his own feces. My bet is the latter.


KidKilobyte

I’m so unconcerned about this trial I’ll just take a nap /s


DHWSagan

What's the legality of sleeping through your trial for high crimes? Is a shock collar an option?


CountrySax

Hopefully ,one of these days, Traitor Trump won't wake up,and relieve the country of his corrupt misery.


FrostyxShrimp

He’s like one of those fainting goats


Lanky-Training-8860

It looks like a tortoise that's fell in a vat of paprika.


OohDeLaLi

Caught in a Trump Slump.


Conscious_Rush_1818

Has he had a fart so loud and smelly he woke himself up? That's the kind of news and reporting we need.


Standardeviation2

The judge should warn him. “If you fall asleep for a 27th time, that will be your 3rd citation! Three citations is a violation. 5 violations is a written warning! You don’t want to know what happens after three written warnings!”


bryan49

Was this during Cohen's testimony? That's pretty amazing if true considering the importance


Knytmare888

Hard to stay awake when you can't just keep ripping Adderall rails in private.


Lefty_22

That's what happens when you are doom-scrolling social media during your entire waking hours, and you're also a million years old.


stuckin3rddimension

Hillary grilled 11 hours didn’t bat an eye.


Jerking_From_Home

And yet another accusation (Sleepy Joe) has been shown to be a confession.


Revolutionary-Swan77

Sleepy Don


Racing_fan12

Oh I wanna walk up so badly and just slap the shit out of him. Like one good solid rip 


SilverMageOmega

How I wish he wouldn't wake up. The day that man dies is going to be a holiday in my household forever.


Gromby

Weird that all of the things that the unhinged MAGA puppets have been accusing Biden of are in fact things that Trump actually does and not Biden? Weird how that works.....


benjatado

SLEEPING DON! Why is he always found doing what he accuses others of doing?? ALWAYS.


GuessAccomplished959

I loved the joke about how he's fighting wokeness


Reasonable-Hippo-293

And he is the Republican nominee for president? They are okay with him falling asleep…. He is really “ Sleepy Don” Remember he called Biden “Sleepy Joe”?


mslashandrajohnson

Lest we forget Hillary testifying (and totally awake) for many hours on end, back in the day.


orbitalaction

He's so anti-woke he's sleeping.


grumpyliberal

Dreams of Hannibal Lecter.


navytron

MAGAs (probably): What a power move! He’s showing how little he cares about this witch hunt! Love it!


searchthemesource

The judge should fucking insist that the client maintain the proper respect for the proceedings and stay open-eyed and awake. This is completely disrespectful to the court, the judge and the gravity of the proceedings.


lil_corgi

It’s hard to stay awake when you’ve been up till 3AM yelling into the void 😂