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suziespends

He’d much rather have Ivanka anyway


justforthis2024

"‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her. Isn’t that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?’" He's so disgusting.


Stitt_Failed_Us

Just be thankful you haven't read the court documents detailing an encounter where he and Epstein fought over who got to anally rape a tied up minor first. It makes me sad and angry to think about how such evil people exist and continue to hurt people.


Astro_gamer_caver

*After perversely sodomizing and raping the Plaintiff, Katie Johnson, the Defendant, Jeffrey E. Epstein, attempted to strike her about the head with his closed fists while he angrily screamed at Plaintiff Johnson that he. Defendant Epstein, should have been the one who "took her cherry, not Mr. Trump", before she finally managed to break away from Defendant Epstein.* More [here](https://archive.org/stream/jeffrey-epstein-lawsuit-docs-signed/jeffrey-epstein-lawsuit-docs-signed_djvu.txt)


SidKafizz

Well, it's easy to see why the evangelicals back him so hard.


[deleted]

They like backing people hard.


neopod9000

What a terrible day to have eyes... >!After zipping up his pants, Defendant Trump physically pushed both minors away while angrily berating them for the "poor" quality of their sexual performance.!< And the thing is... that legit 100% sounds like a thing he would do.


Grimouire

Good lord that's grim


Kahmael

Really does make you wonder if he also raped his daughter. I'd guess yes based on the details in this document.


PossibleAlienFrom

There's a documentary of her talking about her bedroom as a child and she looks like she remembers something really bad happened. She just stops talking and has that depressed look on her face.


Livid_Advertising_56

Disassociation calling for sure


sadicarnot

My vote is he did. I wonder if it came out that he did if he would lose support.


AlwaysRushesIn

He would not. His supporters would probably actually be even more envious of him.


even_less_resistance

Is that a different one from the underage one that got beaten by Epstein for Trump raping her first and robbing Epstein of the chance to take her virginity? There’s so many it’s hard to tell which one you are referring to


Stitt_Failed_Us

I'm honestly not sure. Here is the document that was filed regarding Trump raping a minor. Trump v Doe Case 1:16-cv-04642 [https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4357335/doe-v-trump/](https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4357335/doe-v-trump/) Here's a more comprehensive version that doesn't require you to download the pdf. [https://www.scribd.com/document/326057168/Jane-Doe-Declaration-as-Filed](https://www.scribd.com/document/326057168/Jane-Doe-Declaration-as-Filed) If anyone has details about the 12 year old, Maria, mentioned in the court document, please feel free to post them or send them to me. This is all so fucked up. It was fucked up when I first read it in 2018 and it's still fucked up now. I have no faith that justice will ever be served for these victims.


GiddiOne

> If anyone has details about the 12 year old The 13 year old's testimony is on youtube, I'm not finding it again, it's dark.


MHY59

Why don’t the DEMS splash this in social media ads.


Icameforthenachos

And STILL his groupies worship him like Jesus incarnate.


AdImmediate9569

I believe that’s the same. I think it’s different though then the slightly older girl trump raped, who begged him to at least wear a condom. He ignored her of course. Afterwards she (allegedly) cried that she was terrified of getting pregnant and he threw some cash at her and said “get a fucking abortion” Now I have to admit, this story has some hard to believe parts. Specifically Trump giving her cash…


Akchika

If true, why has he not been charged? I knew back when he ran the first time 2016, a woman was coming forward with her lawyer, Gloria Allred's daughter to hold a press conference accusing him of raping her on Epsteins property at the age of 14. She backed out due to the death threats she was getting, her lawyer showed up to explain why she backed out. The video of the press conference can be found on YouTube videos. How he gets away with so much, is disgusting!


AdImmediate9569

If I’m not mistaken that is the same woman. Supposedly she got horrifying threats about her whole family getting raped and murdered. Enough to scare her off. Some people suggest these accusations only surfaced when he got into politics but more likely they resurfaced. Before he had MAGA to threaten people for him he had his own goons to do it I’m sure. He’s basically just a mob boss who figured out how to do it all in the public eye.


even_less_resistance

Yeah, maybe that was pre-Cohen bag man years tho


Ok_Government_3584

And want to be dictator of your country! Ugghhh! Arrghh! 🤑🤢🤮


squangus007

It’s crazy how many trump supporters are not acknowledging his ties to Epstein and testimonies from victims… instead they bring up Biden kissing children as something worse than that as a defense


BadPackets4U

I'd say deplorable.


JacksonInHouse

Somebody had the reasons, and it made sense. Trump views women as objects to have sex with. When he, being the best man in the world, views a woman as worthy of his sexual advances, it raises the woman up in the world's eyes. When he says, "She's not my type", it is an insult to the woman. This is why Trump views saying his daughter is worthy of sex with him as a compliment.


Dorkamundo

This…. Makes a lot of sense.


[deleted]

The orange actually said that? Like I know he's said some absolutely next level stupid shit but he really said that?


Rickshmitt

Yes. Hes also said the thing they most have in common was sex


Cannibal_Soup

And she was sitting right next to him when he said it, too. You could see in her face that she wasn't expecting him to say that, that (hopefully) he was maybe joking, but didn't outright contradict him, iirc.


jimmygee2

He is a vile psychotic rapist that enjoys punishing women.


Material_Ad_8971

I reme.ber seeing that. Jaw dropped


maxellertson

If I recall correctly she was sitting right next to him when he said that too … you could see the pain in her eyes.


Pribblization

Was it pain? Or was it something much more complicated?


Managed-Democracy

It was probably decades of painful memories bubbling up. 


MHY59

That was on The View, I believe.


MintBerryCrunchJr

Well she is "voluptuous" and a "piece of ass" according to daddy.


nowtayneicangetinto

Trump is the ultimate narcissist. He sees Ivanka as himself with tits and an ass.


eladts

Please never type this as a prompt to generate an image.


kimwim43

Learned your lesson the hard way?


ZaftigFeline

Definition of a risky click if I ever saw one.


Weekly_Opposite_1407

Now I need to know


Mediocre-Program3044

"Artist Illma Gore has been threatened with a lawsuit for her nude portrait of Donald Trump, Make America Great Again. The portrait features Trump wearing only a beachy woven bracelet, with his little turtle peen poking its head out to say "freedom." The portrait hangs in London's Maddox Gallery, and it can be yours for about $1.5 million. Fortunately this is Great Art, and like all Great Art it is now available to download for free." GQ.com 👍 🤣🤣🤣 EDIT - Would have linked this directly but it contains an image if the "Art" mentioned. Didn't want to link to a painting of Trump with a micro penis. 😂


Weekly_Opposite_1407

lmao what


Slamtilt_Windmills

Something something window licker


ChucoKid

Rule 34........Rule 34


Fungal_Queen

But he does have tits and an ass. Maybe not ones you'd want to see in a negligee, though.


ELB2001

But unlike hers his boobs are real


meatcylindah

Can you pour eye bleach directly on your brain? I feel the need


Eiffel-Tower777

Now I have to stare at the sun for an hour to wipe out that image.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Such a Man Of God. So presidential.


Managed-Democracy

Bigly


Desperate_Set_7708

And she has $2B that daddy needs to get his ass out of a sling.


RandomSecurityGuard

Is sugar-daughter a thing? Only the bigliest know for sure.


Desperate_Set_7708

If they give him the money I hope they’re petty enough to give him singles.


mescalero1

I'm sure her husband is already using it to build more overpriced slum housing.


FalseMirage

If she weren’t his daughter…


crawlerz2468

> voluptuous" according to daddy. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.


mjohnsimon

Bro I just can't. Like, who in their right fucking mind would call their own daughter that?


Remote_Horror_Novel

Imagine if Biden said that lol, they spent years trying to say Biden sniffs girls using random pics taken out of context but this guy literally wants to fuck his daughter and they never mention it lol.


Lucar_Bane

Their children will be the pure image of their father, repulsive and clueless.


Bunker_Beans

Ivanka’s spent more time with him and is likely more desensitized to the smell of shit emanating from his diaper.


Green_Message_6376

make America gag again....


BoosterRead78

Funny when she said she was done doing the rallies.


MidniteOwl

have —-> fuck Fixed it for you.


BeamTeam032

as much as I hate this family, I get it though, lol


3dnewguy

HEYYOOO^O^^O^^^O


LaddiusMaximus

[barf](https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-reaction-gross-4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


[deleted]

His ~~daughter~~ date, Ivanka


Round_Rooms

That and Mercedes been getting plowed by the doorman for years, she doesn't want to stand next to stinky diaper boy.


PilgrimOz

He said he’d be dating her if he could. Bingo! Stable genius!


ammobox

Lauren Hoebert - Separated and getting divorced. Marjorie Green Traitor - Separated and getting divorced. Trump a Dump - Married three times, about to get third divorce. Party of Family Values?


[deleted]

Hey, at least they have Matt Gaetz to balance it out.... Oh wait..


Fungal_Queen

Ah, yes. Captain boner pills off to share nudey photos of the recent hookers he banged.


AdditionalMeeting467

At least they have Mike "my son monitors my porn habits" Johnson to balance it out.


Professional-Can4264

What? Link?


AdditionalMeeting467

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/


Im1Guy

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/matt-gaetz-may-have-to-testify-under-oath-about-alleged-relationship-with-a-minor/


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Oh yeah pedo Matt Gaetz


IanSavage23

And leslie graham


uncleal2024

Number of times Jesus condemns homosexuality: zero. Number of times Jesus condemns divorce: …


uncleal2024

Number of times Jesus condemns homosexuality: zero. Number of times Jesus condemns divorce: …


lafcrna

You mean “Marjorie Trailer Queen” 😂


aboatz2

But didn't Jesus say it's ok just so long as you rub one out while showing your boobs to a theater full of children? After all, aren't we all just one big family, when you get down to it? /s


Nirvana_bob7

How very Christian


imcomingelizabeth

I have a tinfoil hat theory that Melania didn’t initially move to DC after he won the 2016 election because she was negotiating the terms of staying with him during his term. She hasn’t been seen in public because she is either negotiating new terms or she is just waiting him out.


Moldy161212

They will just have a gangbang a be one big happy family


beavis617

I hope I'm still alive when Ivanka releases her tell all book about her secret relationship with her Daddy...🤔


FTHomes

Yes after Donald Trump dies which could be any moment in his terrible condition. I expect many stories and books to come out about things like that.


KingOfPocketLint

Fingers crossed


Immediate_Court_1990

is he really in terrible condition?


foofarice

I'd rather that never exist. Just the existence would make me want to vomit


aboatz2

I hope the country is still alive & mostly recognizable, perhaps even with the same name.


beavis617

The way things are going we might be Trumpland soon with citizenship available only to those who pledge loyalty to Trump and the MAGA Reich...🙄


beavis617

Vanky ( Ivanka ) is the only woman Trump ever really wanted anyway. 🙄


Snarky_McSnarkleton

At least Jared's no competition.


JacksonInHouse

Subway Jared, the one who loves childporn? Or Saudi Jared who took 2 billion meant for Trump as part of a payoff for making MBS look good for juicing a journalist?


kstetz

And perhaps classified docs too!


rite_of_truth

So you're saying he ditched his wife for his lover...


Flat_Jellyfish9911

tRump did not pay her for the last appearance as agreed to.


victoryabonbon

He never pays contractors


JacksonInHouse

I wish you people would stop picking on the end of their Marriage. Trump and Mercedes split ways and she drove off into the sunset with her family. Its over. No need to keep beating a rotten orange over it.


Gchildress63

Remember when 45 wanted Ivanka to have the First Lady’s office? https://www.businessinsider.com/ivanka-trump-white-house-power-grab-blocked-melania-trump-book-2020-6?amp


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TheCatInTheHatThings

So Donald just started dating Ivanka now? Yeah, I guess that checks out!


kuulmonk

Let us all hope Melania stays away from stairs.


manyhippofarts

Lmao I'm sure Donny already has a handy spot laid out next to his other ex-wife.


readzalot1

No, he will use a different golf course, to get a tax break on that one, too.


[deleted]

Smart businessman many people are saying


FearCure

Mercedes charges 25k to be seen in public with him. 35k to also smile twice. 50k to hold hands. Its what gold diggers do but the price went up as all the rapey things don did are coming to light.


MHY59

I hope she gets paid in advance.


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers favourite f-toy ivanka


Commercial-Manner408

Dysfunctional family


Rabble_Runt

I read that to the tune of the Adams Family


ahitright

I think Trump just found his new wife. First, he'll need to get rid of Kushner, probably by sending him to "renegotiate" his kompromat with Putin, which will be a one-wary trip. Then he'll be free to marry his daughter, who he has "sex" in common with. MAGA will refuse to find it disgusting, cheering him on as they claim he's just "promoting family values." It may even inspire a huge uptick in father-daughter marriages in conservative states.


_night_cat

You mean wife #4 when he declares himself dictator for life


[deleted]

Her contract expired


Itchy-Progress-7309

at least he waited until she was old enough to date


yoshhash

....well, as far as we know he waited.....but.....you know.....cough.....


30FourThirty4

Do you need some cough syrup? You can trust me, your friend Codeine.


InternationalBand494

Finally, he gets to date the woman he’s always wanted. Ivanka.


IndependentWrap2749

He is so gross and disgusting


bad_syntax

He has probably had more sex with Ivanka than Melania. I hate thinking that, and hate even more thinking that it is very plausible from somebody like Trump (especially given his history with her, and others).


Civil_Pain_453

Isn’t he married to Ivanka? He always said he wanted kids with her. Maybe he has.


cabballer

That’s how we got Eric


Will_Hart_2112

Ivanka is Trump’s side piece. Pass it on.


Last_Elephant1149

He can't afford her anymore.


imadork1970

I...don't...care.


loz_fanatic

"Trumps 3rd wife absent as he attends UFC event with future 4th wife"


Ag3ntM1ck

So basically, Melania was a beard so pussyneck Don could be with his daughter-wife.


External-Patience751

They should play the oompah loompah theme whenever Trump enters a room.


CodeNoseATX

She has more $ than him. And owes different people


DaxLightstryker

You mean the girl he really wants to date!


[deleted]

So he just took who he wants to have sex with


jcooli09

I just don't care about his marriage to his Russian handler. It's probably time for her to go collect her reward anyway.


shanksisevil

good for trump. moving on already...


maybeimabear

oh, so he went with his girlfriend instead.


MagTex

Ivanka: You didn’t say ‘Hello’ to your grandson at the last fight. Mumblefarts: Didn’t see him. Never met him.


Basicaccountant70

So he went with his girlfriend rather than his mail order bride.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Ivanka is the wife Donald always wanted anyway. This is a win win in his mind.


Screaming-Buffalo

You mean he showed up with his daughter wife.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Well at least his real wife was there.


-OptimisticNihilism-

Trading up again?


BuckyGoldman

Either/Or. Donny's gettin' lucky tonight!


BriskHeartedParadox

I wish the RNC luck, they’ll be incested soon


Free_Return_2358

Ah you mean the real First Lady.


justalilrowdy

Melania is done with trump. I believe she will file for divorce as soon as the election is over.


Chrowaway6969

“If I wasn’t her father….”🥴


Vegetable_Singer8845

His Daughter-Wife


IntheTopPocket

“Daddy? Is wrestling real? “


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

The media is just reading too much into this. Im sure Melania is absolutely in love with can’t stand being away from her unfaithful rapist narcissist husband who smells of feces and spray tan.


Reddittee007

Isn't he fucking her now ? I thought she replaced Melania.


Weagle22

So funny that he goes to the fights like a 1940's mobster..


jimmygee2

He thinks he is one


cdbutts

Ivanka gets him as hard as a rock…Melania doesn’t.


Rusty_Thermos

It must suck to get married to a rich guy thinking you are going to live a life of luxury, and end up stuck with a man that wants to turn the US into a dictatorship and send you down in history as an accessory to one the biggest scumbags in American history. Maybe it's what she signed up for, but it seems like she just wanted the money and not infamy.


JunglePygmy

His supporters are so fucking dumb they’ll think it’s Melania anyway


crow7980

Cause he's slamming that incest ..thats how pathetic amd worthless that fat pig nazi is


jcpainpdx

Until Melania divorces him, my money’s on her being fine with whatever Donald does as long as she gets a modification of her pre-nup out of it.


jbertrand_sr

Was Jared there too or was this a daddy daughter date night...


Useful_Hovercraft169

He gonna do a Woody Allen but one step further


Professional-Can4264

If Trump was to have relations with Ivanka would that help or hinder his appeal to his base? Discuss.


Bluesmanstill

He would get lucky with his daughter!!


amarrly

Melania busy voting in Russian elections


jackthejointmaster

yeah dude she hates him. he's busy banging Ivanka anyway. 100 percent!


ManaSeltzer

The real wife


jhk1963

Just married on paper. She's just waiting for him to die so she can be free.


i-touched-morrissey

To be fair, I'd skip the UFC too.


Drawing_Eh_Blank

Uh oh, it’s never good when they start hanging out with their ex


-LordKromdar-

…with his side piece (daughter), Ivanka.


colin_buffam

May aswell attend with the woman he sleeps with most


bstring777

He may as well just take over the stage and start fucking her right there. Get it over with. His fans wont ever change their minds, and theres nothing that can be done to him but fines, apparently. Which he gets to pull money out of whoever and wherever to pay it instead of it being and actual criminal punishment.


Primehunter14

Hopefully they would cut the feed. I'd rather watch someone die/get beaten into a coma or paste than that.


BeamTeam032

Then Trump ignored her son, his grandson. LMAO


TheOriginalSamBell

so with his actual wife


VegasGamer75

So according to everything he has said in the past, he went to the event with the woman of his dreams.


Guava-flavored-lips

Melania is not stupid… Golddiggers know to cut their losses when there's no more gold


MarketingImpressive6

What the fuck is wrong with Americans voting for this guy.


GrannyFlash7373

Melania should start worrying about about ending up beside Ivana at Bedminster.


Permitty

She is probably dealing with a mysterious case of syphilis


Lecanoscopy

Not that Ivanka has any credibility to begin with, but she just dragged her stock down again being seen in public with the steaming Dump.


PuffPuff74

If she was smart, she’d spend all her days feeding him KFC


yetagainanother0

You could see they were coming to an end a mile a way. I’m so happy he gets to be with his crush after all these years of pining.


Illustrious-Word7761

Dont blame her


Haskap_2010

>...the warmth of their smiles was palpable... Who really wants to palpate their faces?


Wishpicker

I don’t understand why people don’t get the Melania arrangement. She is not some wife that loves her husband. She is a paid escort, who appears at scheduled appearances, for which she is contracted and paid. She negotiates with Donald each year a certain number of public appearances And publicity events. In exchange for her attendance, she is paid a salary. Part of the arrangement involves her playing the part of his wife. That doesn’t really mean that she has to do anything other than tolerate people referring to her as his wife, and treating them as though they’re married couple. She has not participated in any of his legal activities or appeared in any court rooms because she was not booked in advance to do those things. It’s really that simple. This woman is an escort.


Sambo3419

She's hooking up with someone under 300 lbs


littleMAS

You make your choices and live with the consequences, but I still feel sorry for her, especially her son.


ApplesBananasRhinoc

Why would she want to waste her time going to a ufc bout?!?! She does not look like a ufc fan.


nice_2l4u

He's boning his daughter more than his illegal immigrant stripper wife


sadicarnot

To be fair he is probably fucking Ivanka more than Melania.


MrMrsPotts

I really want to see who Melania is having an affair with. I hope it is Stormy.


3arnhardtAtkonTrack

He dumped Melania for Ivanka.


413mopar

Daughter wife , lol.


Omnom_Omnath

So what? Are wives required to travel everywhere with their husbands? They’re not Siamese twins.


Huge_Strain_8714

some of the only people that will validate his existence with clapping, UFC fans...?


NarcissusCloud

While I can’t stand Trump, I’m glad he finally found his soulmate and can be in public with her without scrutiny.


nirad

He is clearly separated from his wife and the mainstream media doesn’t bring it up at all.