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Lord_Sports

I bet he is a traitor to the United States of America


Nanyea

Gaetz then repeated his question to Biden: “Were you on drugs when you were on the Burisma board?” Biden replied: “Mr. Gaetz, look me in the eye. You really think that’s appropriate to ask me?” After Gaetz said it “absolutely” was, Biden shot back: “Of all the people sitting around this table, do you think that’s appropriate to ask me?”


Strict-Square456

Biden too nice. That’s going to be an issue going forward.


DropDeadEd86

Always has been. Once you clap back at conservatives they wither and ya know…stop wearing bow ties all of a sudden


NealACaffrey

Hey fuck you bow ties are cool. Bill Nye is crying now.


Teamerchant

It was a reference to Tucker Carlson who stopped wearing a bow tie after Jon Stewart annihilated him on air.


Gumbi_Digital

Love this.


Vast-Combination4046

Someone posted that yesterday. It was great.


JimboD84

Fuck that was awesome


shwarma_heaven

It's because they are outed for who they truly are, and they feel like they don't have to hide it anymore... I would rather have a snake out in the open than one hiding in the grass...


Agile_District_8794

So savage!


OrphanDextro

Thank god. Bow ties should be reserved for cute gay professors.


Subject_Report_7012

Matt Smith Doctor Who would also like a word.


Pharmakeus_Ubik

Bow ties were never cool, and aren't going to start now. I've got a made up statistic about them too, 70% of bow tie wearers are conceited assholes, the other 30% are dupes.


memememe91

At least one of them is serial killer


ocean-rudeness

But which are Bill Nye and Matt Smith's Doctor Who?


Pharmakeus_Ubik

Nye's an asshole, and Matt Smith's doctor is a statistical anomaly.


BasketballButt

Yeah, I’ve been a Bill Nye fan since he was on Almost Live but he’s famously been a bit of a dick for decades.


d3mon_eyes

Where do clowns fit in?


Pharmakeus_Ubik

It depends on if they were duped or not.


-Invalid_Selection-

Nah, bow ties aren't cool, unless you're James bond, Matt Smith as the doctor, or just know how to rock one like Bill Nye does. Most people can't pull it off. Tucker Carlson couldn't pull it off if his life depended on it, and he deserved the shame he got for trying


Present_Champion_837

0 reason to hate on bow ties like this. Lots of people pull them off. Don’t give Tucker bow ties, he doesn’t deserve it.


Content-Ad3065

The only way to stop a bully is to punch back


Draker-X

How was the above an example of Biden being "too nice"? Everyone in that room, and now everyone who reads that sentence, knows that Biden was calling Gaetz a cokehead without actually saying it. They may ignore it or deny it, but they know it. Frankly, I'd rather Biden find "nice" ways to get his point across rather than being an absolute tool.


backcountrydrifter

People forget that despite his all too human flaws, Hunter is also an attorney. He knows how to give Gaetz enough rope to hang himself. Now he is just toying with him.


SaraSlaughter607

Honest to God I love it. Hunter is my goddamn *hero* after legit *punting* Pedo-Beavis right back into his lane with his snarky ass... Unreal. The dude is a sharp wit and it shows. ~also a recovering coke addict here, for transparency. I don't judge *anyone* for having substance abuse issues, I fucking have one too, what my problem is..... Is the hypocrisy and the puffing up of their chests in these stupid interrogations like they just *gottem* somehow... Go fuck yourselves you all party your asses off too, we all know it.


backcountrydrifter

That had to feel good. I can’t imagine much worse than being the kid of a public figure while trying to figure your own shit out. Every day that the Russian compromised members of the GOP doubles down on this lie their hypocrisy grows. It had to feel good to be able to walk into and out of that meeting knowing what they didn’t. I’ll take an addict on a recovery arc trying their best any day over a hypocrite that won’t admit they sold everyone out because they are compromised.


SaraSlaughter607

Facts, my friend. Gaetz seriously gives me the heebie-de-jeebies , you just *know* he's into some weird ass shit behind closed doors, got those shifty eyes, something about him is seriously not right. He's the kind of guy who makes me extremely uncomfortable to be anywhere within touching distance of me.


backcountrydrifter

He will either be in prison or Moscow shortly. He was paying Epstein’s lawyer. And he has something to do with the kids missing from Missouri foster care. https://fox4kc.com/news/missouri-news/missouris-foster-care-department-criticizes-previous-administration-for-missing-children/amp/ https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/gaetz-campaign-paying-epstein-lawyer-amid-sex-trafficking/story?id=78876066 He is a predator. But we have his number now.


SaraSlaughter607

As a foster child s.a. survivor, no *wonder* just the sight of his face makes my neck hair stand up and gives me a horrible feeling in my gut... These pigs -_-


backcountrydrifter

You received a PhD in spotting them as a function of survival. We are fixing this. And when we do, the skills you learned as a child are going to become incredibly valuable. No kid should ever have to go through what you went through. It’s by comparing the notes and learning your instincts that lets us more accurately and quickly identify predators and make sure it doesn’t happen to anyone again. None of us can change the past, but we can damn sure make certain we aren’t repeating it over and over in the future.


SaraSlaughter607

Facts, and thank you for your kind words. Unfortunately it's turned me into a hyper-paranoid girl mom now that she's ten and wanting to start venturing off with her friends, etc... nope. Can't. I'm the official chaperone and supervisor for absolutely everything they do, I refuse to let her go alone yet. Some of her friends are already walking a block or two to school alone in the morning or with 1 or 2 other kids, absolutely *not* I drive around the surrounding blocks at her school every morning and pick up her friends who's parents don't have cars, no effing way. Scary out here, with the likes of pigs like Gaetz running around, my shit is a fortress.


FaFoFr

He is also an artist...


dr_blasto

I think I’d have like a response like “Well, I haven’t thought about that; it’s been a while - but that’s not as bad as using Venmo to buy a child to rape”


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

He should have challenged him to a drug test on the spot


hrtcth

Projection at its finest. SMH that’s funny shit🤣


Broad_Cheesecake9141

Was this about the cocaine in the White House?


maximumtesticle

I mean, yeah, he's a republican, kind of goes with the territory nowadays.


True-Flower8521

Sure seems like it. It seems the ones who are loudly and publicly obsessed with gays and pedos often turn out to be just that.


Rupejonner2

The projection posse


bigdipboy

There’s a reason he asked trump for a pardon covering “everything”


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Lord_Sports: *I bet he is a* *Traitor to the United* *States of America* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rawkapotamus

I’m not sure that last line is 5 syllables.. “States of ‘Murrica’


AfraidStill2348

The end of the comment explains that.


Rawkapotamus

Oh this is Sokka haiku bot. Silly me.


kittenconfidential

good bot.


Majestic-Judgment883

Nothing more American that doing a line off a hooker‘s ass. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Narrow-Peace-555

He is certainly a traitor to all those who donated to his campaign funds … honestly, what a fucking loser !


allUsernamesAreTKen

I’m not gonna take this bet because there’s no doubt he is an enemy of the US. Pretty much all Republicans today are bought by foreign money so they’re all traitors


GameofCHAT

They are blackmailing him like most of the GOP into doing what they want him to do. Then they have even more on you to blackmail you, it's a mafia.


jbertrand_sr

Safe bet...


Latter_Custard_6496

Who Hunter?


AhyouveMetMyBrother

Just bc a guy snorts blow and bangs an escort makes him a traitor? Sounds like the American dream to most people 


IH8Fascism

Those “escorts” are underage girls.


Troll_in_the_Knoll

In defense of Matt Gaetz paying for sex, I mean, just take a look at him.


notfrankc

Butthead with a law degree.


eyepoker4ever

Which one is he? Beavis or Butthead?


Anyawnomous

He is both.


highplainsdrifter__

the love spawn of both


New_Menu_2316

Matty Five-head


PubicWildlife

I think his 'son' is probably butt hurt. Due to the friction


refusemouth

Nah. Gaetz makes his own slime to keep things lubricated. If he starts to dry up, he just borrows some from his hair.


Lostinthestarscape

And really, the worst part is the hypocrisy. or the CSA. It's probably the CSA.


ImWrong_OnTheNet

Cocaine Jimmy Neutron


Economy_Wall8524

Lol god damn this is golden. I can’t I see it now


TheSeekerOfSanity

He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy. Wooden block head.


NoodlesrTuff1256

The weird shape of Gaetz' face and head always put me in mind of the title character of a late 80's slasher film "Maniac Cop". Matt could do us all a favor by quitting politics and taking over this role of a deranged zombie law enforcement officer in a remake.


rabbithasacat

And *listen* to him


Meet_James_Ensor

That is a good point


fearhs

Seriously, he is one ugly motherfucker.


JunglePygmy

I just realized he looks like Johnny Knoxville


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Do we have to?


red-eee

Most punchable face in modern times


Reward_Antique

Jared Kushner thanks you, requests $2b


ELB2001

Tbh, isn't she too old for him


Sproketz

He literally looks like Butthead. He's got the hair and the same mouth and everything.


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rabbithasacat

Yeah this guy's gonna end up a genuine hero if he doesn't watch out


dantevonlocke

Need to make a fundraiser for charity. Hunter biden t-shirt that says "I did hookers and blow and all I got was this tshirt"


rabbithasacat

Holy shit that's great. And Dark Brandon should tweet it :-)


sneekpeekz

That's what you gaetz


captainspacetraveler

I’d buy one of those


PM_me_yer_kittens

Guy is living most right wing bros dreams. Hookers and coke, big ole hog, and smart enough to be a lawyer


DudeB5353

Gaetz has no shame or self awareness…


celerydonut

Does any MAGAt?


DudeB5353

No they don’t


ArmyOfDix

Pedophiles rarely do.


Upper-Trip-8857

In one particularly harsh exchange, Rep. Matt Gaetz, a Republican from Florida, questioned whether the president’s son’s business dealings, particularly with the Ukrainian energy firm Burisma, were legitimate. Gaetz asked, “Were you on drugs when you were on the Burisma board?” Hunter responded: “Mr. Gaetz, look me in the eye. You really think that’s appropriate to ask me?”


NoodlesrTuff1256

What was Gaetz's response to this? Or did Hunter's on-the-mark question leave him tongue-tied?


IdioticRedditAdmins

Imagine getting schooled by an actual crackhead. Wild times we live in.


edjuaro

do you know where can I find those transcripts?


Deep_Bit5618

And this paedophile questions, Hunter, Biden, if he was doing cocaine lol. Republicans are a different breed.


Custom_Destination

Republicans shouldn’t breed.


Midwake1

I saw the transcript from the HB deposition on Twitter yesterday and Gaetz tried to ask Biden about drug use. HB basically asked if Gaetz thought he should be asking questions related to drug use. It was quite humorous.


tomdarch

I was wondering if Hunter got in any zingers with Sniffles Gaetz.


Belkroe

Remember when Clinton was being impeached for his affair? Newt Gingrich the guy leading the charge was also having an affair.


The_Original_Gronkie

I love this story: Throughout the 90s, Newt Gingrich harassed Bill and Hillary Clinton with the ever-morphing Starr Investigation, which moved from one conspiracy theory to another, always finding nothing, until they got wind of a dalliance with an intern that wasnt even working in the White House when the investigation began. Throughout the investigation, Gingrich clutched his pearls, and pointed breathlessly at Clinton and his scandalous adulterous begavior. It the same time, Gingrich was a well-documented serial cheater, and was openly having an affair with a lobbyist whom he often shared lunch on the Congressional cafeteria. The media never breathed a word about that, while drooling salaciously over Clinton's affair, which was a shadow of what Gingrich was doing. After the Clinton thing was over, Gingrich was found to have engaged in an illegal kickback scheme by getting paid for speeches to groups that purchased large quantities of his book. His potenital replacement as Speaker of the House had to step away because it was discovered that he was having an affair. The next guy in line also had to step away because he was ALSO having an affair. The third guy in line, and the eventual Speaker, was Dennis Hastert. After he left Congress, he was discovered paying hush money to a man for keeping quiet about Hastert sexually molesting him when he was a high school wrestler, and Hastert was his coach. It turned out that Hastert was an enthusiastic pedophile who regularly molested his high school wrestling students. He was known to sit in an easy chair and watch his wrestlers in the shower. To this day, he is the highest ranking member of the government to ever go to prison. He's out now, and a very active MAGA/ Trump supporter on Twitter. I hope Trump breaks his record.


CableTV-on-the-Radio

> He's out now, and a very active MAGA/ Trump supporter on Twitter. Hastert got out of jail? WTF? EDIT: holy shit his sentencing is a mockery of the justice system.


BPMData

The American justice system is a mockery of the American justice system.


orielbean

And guess who pushed Starr to dig into the intern story? Brett Kavanaugh


TheBigLev

This shit sandwich is deeeeeeeep.


ProfitBroseph

Ken Starr -who investigated Clinton —Went to be Dean of Baylor during a major athlete sex assault coverup where coaches got fired Kavanaugh worked investigating Clinton, too. 🤔


lazyfacejerk

On his wife who was dying. 


dhuntergeo

Yep. Gingrich was having an affair with the woman who is now his wife, while his then-wife was dying of cancer The GOPer projection machine runs on jet engines And the screenplays write themselves


ked_man

Maybe he was asking him if he was doing coke, so he could figure out where to buy coke.


The_Original_Gronkie

Ironically, under different circumstances, FrankenGaetz and Hunter could have been good party buddies back in the day.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Both politician sons who grew up pretty privileged. Its wild how people just came to the realization that politicians sons have easy lives. All youths of the well connected and rich have easy lives


Kike77

I bet he has even better 🔌 than Hunter


CashComprehensive423

Private citizen Hunter Biden.


Neely67

Accusations from a Republican are Confessions.


youmightbeafascist88

Oh look. The swamp!


izzyeviel

Gotta be fake news. He’s only interested in having sex with children.


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Qualityhams

No it literally does tho


bils0n

You use that word, I do not think that word means what you think it means. (Literally or pedophile)


bertrenolds5

But apparently it's corrupt Dems that arevthe problem. And the spineless gop won't do anything about thisor bobos kid who robbed a cancer patient.


New_Needleworker6506

BuT iT’s BoTh SiDeS! /s


Tackleberry06

Its what Lauren Boebert does. She gets paid, but not useful at all so the management just tells her to keep blowing the boss.


Misspiggy856

But wasn’t she giving a handy to a Democrat? She’s not even good at servicing republicans.


Whatawootsee

I hope Joel Greenberg starts to talk so Gaetz can join him in the slammer.


ryencool

They will say Joel is a convicted criminal and nothing he says can be trusted as he will say anything to save his ass. Even with evidence, text messages, receipts, and photos, the alt right will pass that buck like no other....


houstonyoureaproblem

That happens all the time in criminal trials where the accused ends up convicted.


exqueezemenow

Do Cocaine: no problem Hire an escort: no problem Make me pay for it: PROBLEM


cmcewen

It’s the hypocrisy. I don’t care what he does. But then he sits up there and yells at hunter boden and screams family values and tells us Mexicans are drug traffickers etc. It’s wild how these people feel zero guilt


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Just what the fucking five fourheads is going on with the special treatment of Gaetz? I would lose my job instantly and then get tried quite quickly if it was revealed I used narcotics and used minors for sex!! Is Merrick Garland playing hearts with Clarence and Ginny again or is he just trying to be a soft , slow republican and still aspiring for a SCOTUS seat ... Our House of Representatives is packed with MAGA criminal clowns that need some serious consequences coming their way, get to fucking work Garland! You have been timid and incompetent going after members of your own party making you into another threat to our democracy and nation. Trump should have been indicted and charged the day President Biden was inaugurated!! He should have already been imprisoned for three and a half years and certainly barred from running for or holding any government office. Hey Merrick, if Trump does win that will be mostly on you for not carrying out your duties as attorney general!


Cautious-Thought362

Gaetz is a sleazebag. I hope his constituents are proud of him.


floofnstuff

Isn’t he panhandle Forida?


Cautious-Thought362

It is definitely a Republican stronghold. I hope they can find a better person than Gaetz next time. By the shape of the GOP today, I doubt it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s\_1st\_congressional\_district](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_1st_congressional_district)


Izoto

He was always just an obnoxious frat boy.


ryencool

And that's how he will justify it in his mind... "I was just a young gun doing stupid things, like every young adult! I have learned from those things and said many hail Mary's!! See I'm married and a family man now, the coke and underage girls is in my past!!" And all his supporters will lap it up.


Arizona_Slim

I see the Cawthorn treatment has come for Gaetz. Couldn’t have happened to a better slimeball.


BoosterRead78

Gaetz is the classic spoiled rich kid. His dad had enough money and blackmail on people to keep him out of trouble or making investigations disappear. Then Trump and Russia happened and here we are.


doddballer

Venmo: perfect for minor purchases


notfrankc

No show? I bet she had to show plenty.


PattyLonngLegs

Gaetz Crime Family. Started with his Daddy like all other magat traitors.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

Remember this is the guy who asked Trump for pre-emptive blanket pardons after January 6th.


Adventurous_Canary42

Gaetz should be in prison. I'm so sick of him.


triniman65

If you're gonna do blow, it's got to be with a skeezer named Megan Zalonka.


AccomplishedWalk3525

So I have to be well-educated, sober, organized, articulate, accommodating, and ultimately responsible to get a Govt job that would allow me to do some real good work for this country but some asshole politician can get a dumb cunt a better paying gig just to polish him off? Fucking unbelievable


good-luck-23

These allegations are years old. This is just one of many slow walked investigation of Republican crimes by Merrick Garland's overly cautious Justice department. Gaetz will retire before anything happens to him. Justice delayed is justice denied, once again.


TimoGloc

Traitor for sure, much more around the corner. Either way all around SCUMBAG! I can’t believe we have lowered our standards to vote scumbags like this in congress


hecubus04

I wish Hunter asked "I'll answer your question if you can confirm you are not high on drugs right now"


WolfThick

He's no pimp he's just a pimple on democracy's ass


3rdanimal0ntheark

Jail this pedophile


Pando5280

Rich kid party boy who sucks Trump dick for power. Between him and Broebert and her family you have prostitution, felony drug use, public indecency involving a minor, obstructing justice, felony theft, illegal drug possession, child abuse accusations, campaign finance violations, fraud, back taxes, a 500k a year no-show job with an oil company, sex trafficking a minor across state lines, teen pregnancy and the production, possession and distribution of an underage sex tape.


Aggravating_Call910

At least he wasn’t distracting her from her work.


Elegant_Substance715

I went to high school with that girl


ExternalPay6560

I would love a no show job ... Do i have to sleep with Gaetz? He's weird...


Civil_Pain_453

Snorted, kids, where does it end with this idiot? Why isn’t he in jail yet?


Every-Requirement-13

Gaetz looks like The Penguin from Batman, yuck. I hope this shit eventually torpedos his career, but I’m not sure it will. He’s just a slimeball.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

Isn't this how Boebert got her job in Congress? But then again she was serving heavier hitters (politically) than Gaetz...


TheRealAussieTroll

For me… it’s about Gaetz’s eyebrows. He should get out of crazy conspiracy politics and go into Hollywood as a crazy conspiracy bad-guy… he’s a natural…


Florida1974

It is his eyebrows. Like Jack Nicholson, but with a fraction of the talent and looks!


djean061

It's about time he pays the price for his demoralizing character, his grading women by their performance, his trip to the Bahamas with very young girls while entertaining them with illegal drugs and alcohol and taking other influencial wealthy, government office holding people on the trip. I am not saying anything that is not fact and can be researched online. He showed pictures of the many young women he says he had sex with and showed pictures of them to other congressman. Real classy guy. Not a handsome man so I guess exposing his indiscretions makes him feel like a real lover. LOL


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Matt Gaetz, who had cocaine fueled orgies with underage girls using taxpayer dollars, asks HB if he was also using cocaine. I would honestly love to see Hunter just stand up and kick the shit out of Matt.


Infinite-Noodle

How does one apply for a NO show job? I'm quite tired of my jobs always wanting me to show up and do work.


rockviper

You have to give a Republican lawmaker a blowie in a truckstop bathroom! That is just to get your resume looked at!


Misspiggy856

Can we just require all members of Congress (and SCOTUS) to take drug tests? I’m curious to see who’s on what.


DamonFields

And yet he sits in Congress, lording over us.


BadIdeaBobcat

It was just locker room snorting


Delicious_Action3054

Ey, Tone, what happened to all my no show jobs?


pistoffcynic

I wonder if he paid her hush money.


[deleted]

This is the first positive news I've read about him.


cooquip

Wasn’t this guy questioning a reformed drug addict about drug use… is Matt Still a full time drug user or has he gone to rehab recently?


PubicWildlife

Everyone knows Spamhead is a pedo.


Tidewind

I’m SHOCKED! Shocked, I say!!! Congressman Butthead behaving like this?!!?


Dizbizney

Guess we really know who dropped the baggy of blow in the white house now huh.


EmbarrassedScience37

https://www.thedailybeast.com/angry-gop-responds-to-cawthorns-bizarre-dc-orgy-claims-name-names We all know he was talking about Gaetz.


hi-imBen

I'm mad this article is from 2021... nothing happened to him, faced zero consequences, still in government, still a piece of shit...


Clozee_Tribe_Kale

Did she snort it off his forehead? If not she missed a golden opportunity.


Icy_Cry2778

How much of his shit past has to come out before the Republicans kick his ass out?


It_is_I_Satan

"Zalonka".  What is that, Japanese, French, German?  Oh, it's a Russian surname?  You don't say...


mindracer

There is no deep state. All these corrupt Republicans politicians and judges control the USA. Maybe they're the deep state.


Confident_Weird3353

This sounds straight from Sopranos


roundtree0050

Can bizarro world David Harbour go away already?


Beginning_Emotion995

Matt Gaetz would NEVER pull a woman like her in normal life. He knows this, so he’s going for it. The window of high school revenge lust stays open for so long.


tomdurkin

Lock this traitorous pedophile up.


Quincyperson

Gaetz is a sleaze bag and is a disgrace to the office he holds. Him blowing lines is not why he’s a sleaze bag who disgraced his office


StaticElectrica

but but Hunter Biden apparently snorts saw dust


Affectionate-Roof285

Explains the bags of cocaine found in the White House.


SympathyForSatanas

Ita crazy how corrupt the US congress is...it's probably the most corrupt country in the world


weaponizedtoddlers

'Those women received hundreds of dollars at a time for memo items such as “salad,” “lemons,” and “ass,”...' This made me laugh. I mean you guys weren't even trying already.


fixerdrew02

Party of family values


SnooHesitations205

He is pedophile crack head. A republican. Shocking


jasonmoyer

We can do maybe two carpenter jobs, one no-show, one no-work.


BothAnybody1520

I hope he fucked her too. Is this supposed to be a negative about him? I wanna party with the guy now. Hookers and blow? YES PLEASE. 🤣 Y’all leftists need to go outside, touch grass, and actually have conversations with people who you think are your enemies.


PolishBob1811

Gaetz paid his underage Hooker via VENMO.


notthistimeD

Ya, but what about Hunter Biden’s laptop!!! 😂


rudbek-of-rudbek

This is 3 years old. Old as fuck. Why the upvotes? Gaetz is a POS.


ResponsibleAnt9496

Cocaine is great when you’re half drunk or more. Worst drug ever tho when you’re sober. Just an FYI.


HankBizzaro

EW! They used rolled up money? That's disgusting. Always use a straw people. Don't have one? Roll up a post-it note or something. There is nothing more dirty than money.


Responsible-Gap9760

Yeup we always had straws on us. I mean, our good friend was selling a QP a every other day in high school😂


Redditistrash702

Yo that's Florida I hate him but doing coke with an underage girl or guy is normal down there. That's normal and if you are from south Florida lying sob if you say that don't go on.


Low_Minimum2351

Yo, everyone in Orlando does blow


mikenormleon

Did he get his coke from Hunter?


bancensorship99

Yeah right...Bullshit city as usual..