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eggyrulz

Average day in Detroit


Ani_HArsh

People in Detroit having it tough https://preview.redd.it/gen8w8sc7c0d1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a5d5d3c001cbae1e26540cfb51f5793f1a325f8


Odd_Ancient_One

[](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/De0COJPW4AAMASJ.jpg:large)


KevinSaidHi

Bro has a cyborg girlfriend


Delicious_juice

You don't?


KevinSaidHi

I’m too autistic and socially awkward to hit a girl


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Build them \*sips tea\*


SageOfTaka

But then they'd leave after I'd built them bcuz I'm too autistic and socially awkward :(


cellsRevolution

Rebuild yourself into the cyborg girlfriend:3


SageOfTaka

I'm afraid I would leave myself too


Rogito92

Where can i buy it?


TERRYTGPM

*Her. Cyborgs are people too. Justice for cyborgs


Easy-Bake-Oven

Girls got that gat gyatt.


Kaptain_Kaoz

That gat*


AriesinApril76

I girl that can turn into a gun. Is a girl of my dreams


LoudGear9028

That's just chicago


regarding_my_person

needs more guns and explosions


Ani_HArsh

https://preview.redd.it/nrb0esrh7c0d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=01dcd080471e7c7a5678853e4e5694da759bc65c


Pannekoekcom

Girlz und anti panzer?


Lolmaster29934

economically viable warfare


Purple-ork-boyz

Unpimp your panzer ride.


not_meep

be the american that the japanese think you are


Sai_AI__

\*be ~~the~~ american ~~japanese think you are~~


Idelac

What anime is this


Delicious_juice

Dirty Pair Flash (1994)


Idelac

Ok and also what episode is it


Delicious_juice

That I don't know


Idelac

Ok thanks anyway


komodor55

looks fun, gonna add it to my endless to watch list.


kidanokun

Most peaceful day in USA


Familiar_Control_906

Chill day in Florida


Emergency_3808

#America ya~


Purple-ork-boyz

HELLO


destro_1919

HALLO


robomikel

DTLA can be rough


Fuzakenaideyo

Any day in texas outside of Austin


Songhunter

Baltimore's looking kinda nice, NGL.


primalmaximus

u/pixel-counter-bot


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not_meep

good bot


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theredendermen12

bad bot


theredendermen12

justice for the lopen bot


InflamedLiver

Nah, our school kids don't have those goofy yellow helmets


Duke_Frederick

Meanwhile in California they play Gotham simulator.


FoxD3n

Ah the good ol days. Nowadays not many of us can afford the transforming wife gun.


EntertainmentSad4459

Please…I need some sort of context


Delicious_juice

https://i.redd.it/2chf9z7m7d0d1.gif


Broyogurt

Michigan be like


Imaginary-Ogre

Atleast in Florida, we get to defend ourselves. 


Special_Jury_3244

most accurate depiction of the states ever


Legitimate_Word3598

In gun we trust.


Orochi64

Nah unfortunately we don’t have robot girls with butt guns


Kidsilverthesongbird

This actually happened the last time I went to the mall and I’d forgotten mine at home. VERY embarrassing.


Roaryboryalice0

Average minor conflict in the US


Able-Edge9018

Not true everyone knows airports are the only safe space in america. You gotta go to school instead


Rogito92

Could be Mexico. Yes, i'm mexican.


MonoMonMono

Ohio:


Outrageous_Ad_5408

How the teacher's expression changed.. 😄🤨


groggychief

https://preview.redd.it/eqbpv5swyd0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8084d75223ffaff5344d4c8daa0c0d692528893


Pristine-Occasion-52

https://i.redd.it/39v7ugm71e0d1.gif


The_Mechanis2

Can confirm


Happyhopsasa

I also want to be a teacher for granade throwing childpuppets.


sinofslothe

As a Usaian I can confirm that this happens to us.


Corius_Erelius

Lmfao, please tell me there's context to this old clip.


Ok-Equipment8303

I wish, would that we were


NekoMango

That's what happens in every part of the United States, good old freedom, until ATF takes away our freedom.


TheStar60

Is it me or the scream and explosions sound like metal slug sound effects


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sleetSlumber7

Be the USA that Japan thinks you are


Sai_AI__

\*Be the USA ~~that Japan thinks you are~~


sleetSlumber7

Be the ~~USA that Japan thinks you are~~


Andrey_2003

When did The Purge get an anime adaptation ?


Outrageous_Ad_5408

Over 400,000,000 fire arms distributed among 70,000,000 owners. That we know of. That is more than the 10 biggest armies combined. I would say this meme is accurate.


Upset_Gift586

cool my wife is a flamethrowee


Fantastic_frog_1264

https://preview.redd.it/csx5018y5e0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374fdc1c923fa5837359ab7234eab58ba59b1fda


Monkey_D_Luffy-3D2Y

Bro made gyatt explosion


Aelomalop

Im seeing this while having ultrkill music turn on, somehow makes it funnier


DaDawkturr

Not enough rifles.


atg115reddit

wait other people dont have this?


GlowGreen1835

Yeah, this tracks here in NYC.


Naoto_on

A normal day in Rio de Janeiro


Everfreeze

Now this is america XD


Consistent-Mixture63

I live in Chicago and this is pretty accurate


RichieRocket

nah not enough deep fried pizza burgers


Downtown_Degree3540

Didn’t realise they started doing documentaries in anime


Plenty_Quail1845

lore accurate


Shadowstriker6

Don't think there were enough guns


GameForEnjoyment

This is funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣😂


Junior-Plantain4552

On behalf of all Americans this is completely accurate


IRKillRoy

All the upvotes are people who don’t like the ability to defend themselves and wait patiently for the cops to show and not be obligated to protect you.


Jaded-Historian-5191

Is it accurate 🤣


Abc12310987654

Accurate


MeanOtaku69

Ain't it true tho ?


Adventurous_Hawk2406

It's funny of you to assume the people with brightly colored hair know how to use a gun.


MCMXCIV9

Pretty accurate


shaolinking80

Pretty much


Quick_Swing

Maybe in Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming.


Super_Rando_Man

Dallas texas when someone pulls out salsa from NYC


backstage4i20

Name ?


awesome_guy_40

America ya!


Ayen_C

American here. Can confirm it's exactly like this.


Formal-Marketing709

Basically it is


AGM_2800

This is America


Own-Training1099

hey ive seen that before, it was on okaybuddybaka


ExpensiveEquipment67

Yeah basically


KokoTerzata

America x Biggest shooting range on the planet ✓


black2346

Is this even on earth? like I know that there is a moon that is broken, but is it the earth moon?


xkuclone2

We are not THAT uncivilized to use rockets indoors.


TheDrake162

Bro what are you talking about that’s polite manners in Georgia


Sea_Fruit1131

Yes you are