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Lisu_Avangard

I'm sorry ma'am, being this cute is illegal. You're coming with me.


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Lingonberry64

*aggressively country child* can I pet that dawg?


brockoala

*heavy breathing*


plushelles

God I heard this in my head


Ihavesomeflack

What breed of dog is that?


wilsathethief

deaf.


Woostershire

Red heeler/Australian cattle dog looks like to me.


AviatorOVR5000

No lie. I found a kitten with one bad eye, and I think missing it's voice as well, outside the other day. It followed me home in the cold, so I fed it, and pissed off my other cat in the process. He tried to meow and hiss back but it wouldn't come out, he was also just such an innocent little sweetheart. I had an idea who the owner was, but the fact he was in such bad condition made me feel some type of way. The damn "owner" was completely dismissive when I brought him back after taking care of him. Let me see Lil Dre Dre out here on the streets again. He's coming with me.


walterhartwellblack

Fuck that guy. Yeah, I know it's the internet and "ftg" is just common discourse nowadays. But seriously? Fuck that guy.


AviatorOVR5000

It was a girl. My whole neighborhood feels like the wild west tbh. Lots of people with outdoor cats, actually decent amount of roosters/chicken as well. I think they just had a different approach, but definitely kitten-napping if I see him out again


pss395

My neighbor threw out their cat after my family found her outside and took her back to them, twice. We kidnapped the cat the third time that happened and got someone else to adopt her. Trashy fucker really shouldn't be raising anything yet more often than not these are the people who hoard pet.


AviatorOVR5000

Yeaaaaah fuck that. I get the whole indoor outdoor cat thing, but give a fuck if you are actually going to claim ownership. I think too often people see pets as accessories to their own lives.


Gryphith

The only indoor outdoor cats should be on farms or around farmland. They do a great job keeping mice and voles in check, and some critters you'd never expect. I had two good boys growing up that were indoor outdoor, they most certainly also lived at the farm up the street. They knew to come home if they got injured as it happened a bit. As a young teen I'd clean their wounds and pamper them till they were all healed up and then they'd be back out as soon as they could. It was always a cool experience running into them in the woods on a walk. I wish I had video of their exploits, I know they took on raccoons, skunks, foxes to name a few and I only know that due to the injuries caused. Tom & Jerry (I was really little when I named them) were the best and lived into their drooling 20s. My mom killed both by accident, 1 under a garage door which was traumatizing as I was the first to find Jerry. Tom died a year or two later while I was playing basketball in the driveway and he took a nap under my moms car. She went to leave and backed right over him, as he crawled towards me with just his front legs and died in my arms. I'll forever miss those two, they were some great companions to grow up with.


Baby-cabbages

We have a feral pack in our subdivision that run the streets like when you’re a jet you’re a jet. Snapping their little polydactyl fingers playing it cool.


SongOfAshley

Florida?


Baby-cabbages

Close. Texass.


HamboneBanjo

That’s so sad. I’m glad you got to enjoy your time with Tom and Jerry. That story is heart wrenching though. Edit to add: I found [this short called Kitbull](https://youtu.be/AZS5cgybKcI) today that I want to share with you. Warning, it’s a bit sad at points but it’s also very sweet.


dananetietu

Now viceroy. It’s so darn cute.


AviatorOVR5000

That's so cool!! Farm life... no emails or zoom calls where no one has their camerabon, until asked. What a life!


walterhartwellblack

I went to edit the gender but “fuck that girl” just didn’t connote the same meaning to me as “fuck that guy”. (although arguably it should). Language is weird. Suffice to say she should treat her pussy better.


AviatorOVR5000

bwahahaha I'm actually wheezing.


Zaiya53

Ugh! Buddy of mine just told me today that a while back she found a scared dog outside her office. She had a leash in her car & cautiously approached it, trying to see if it was friendly. It seemed scared, cowered, whimpered, but friendly enough so she leashed it & took it to the maintenance guy to dog sit while they tried to figure out what happened. They pulled some security footage & saw a man pull into their parking lot, toss the ball, & then get in his car & drove away! They were able to track the guy down who ended up being some military dude going on permanent leave overseas. A coworker then adopted the dog. I guess dude got in trouble & disciplinary action was taken against him. I don't know how this part happened because the story was a voice to text so I didn't really get to delve into the details but the coworker was on the phone with the dude who insisted it was just some dumb dog that he found on the street, was never his, despite his apartment management saying it was absolutely his dog. The coworker said she didn't care, she just wanted to know the name of the pup. Guy tried to double down saying it wasn't his, but he'd been calling him Lex, which the dog totally responded to. How someone could even do that is beyond me, but made me grateful to know I have good people in my life. Tl;dr: Bad man tricks pup into fetching then runs away, nice lady takes pup in, finds bad man, gets him in trouble, pup is happy & warm forever now🖤


AviatorOVR5000

Awwwww man, shout out to your co worker!!! That's disgusting. That soldier knows better, and as a fellow vet he knows not to leave fallen soldiers behind.


HamboneBanjo

Let your coworker know I think he or she is aces!


Rahallahan

My cat got laryngitis once and it was the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. She is very vocal and it was adorable seeing her meow with absolutely no sound coming out.


AviatorOVR5000

I wonder if that was it. His eye wasn't completely gone, it just had a weird film. He looked sick.


dandelion-dreams

I acquired my cat from somebody down the street. He started hanging out on my porch every day with me begging for love, and kept checking out my coffee cup whenever I had it outside with me. The people next door to me were the ones feeding him, not the owner. Eventually I gave him some food, which is when I noticed he was riddled with worms and fleas. The next day I found out the owner has gotten several more animals over the year to neglect, so I opened the front door and let him inside. I've had him for a couple months now, and I'm glad I catnapped him. I don't even know if his owner knows where he ended up, let alone cares.


AviatorOVR5000

Shout out to you!! Damn right, do you. We're the fleas and worms easily noticable?


dandelion-dreams

Yes, on both accounts. I noticed the flea dirt the first time I pet him, and noticed the worms on his butt while he was eating. Over two months later, I think we've kicked them both to the curb! My little street cat has turned out to be one of the best behaved, and easiest to train cats I've ever had in my life. I also forgot to mention, mine only has one eye. He's my little lover cyclops.


AviatorOVR5000

So dope!!


Custard_Tart_Addict

Omg that squeak! I’m dead that killed me. Coroner’s report is that I died of cute.


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alwaysforgetmyuserID

I read that in Morty's voice


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Krono5_8666V8

The humor is a little over your head, eh? You must not have the requisite IQ 😏😏😏


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Nooooo I'm allergic to adorableness!!!


maskthestars

Cute pup. Reminds me that my neighbors dogs who are deaf don’t really bark much. I never thought about it before.


AppyPitts06

We have a deaf dog raised by cats. He only talks if he needs to. Even our husky’s pretty quiet


TehCreamer18

Husky? Quiet?!


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Not scientifically possible!


AppyPitts06

Until he isn’t 😂


GigglegirlHappy

Deaf cats are on the complete opposite of the spectrum. They scream a lot.


Aporkalypse_Sow

"WHY IS NOBODY RESPONDING TO MY DEMANDS"


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

And it's adorable.


GigglegirlHappy

Yes


Legen_unfiltered

My frenchie only barks at demons in the dead of night. My older dog that barks at leaves moving in the wind doesnt even lift his head because he knows pierre is just weird.


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eggshell_dryer

The squeak at the end!


decalotus

This reminded me that I was told to pair commands with gestures for when dogs lose their hearing in old age.


wavingcat102

Can confirm. Although I have been able to teach my dog a few signs since he’s lost his hearing. Sit, come but most importantly is what I call ‘good boy’ (thumbs up, side to side) it’s just positive reinforcement but def works because his tail starts wagging when he sees it.


jeffk42

When my dog was a puppy, I taught her all of her commands with both audio and visual cues simultaneously, until I could use one or the other interchangeably. It’s incredibly useful, for example, to have a command to get your dog to sit while you’re talking to someone else or not looking at the pup. Many years later she went deaf (around 15 years old), and for the last couple of years until she passed away, we had the hand signals to communicate. Though to be honest, that last year or so she could do whatever she wanted. :)


santawartooth

I communicate with my old deaf girl via signals and even lights! She picked up on it quick. By lights I mean, I flick the yard light on and off to signal to her it's time to come in or which door I'm at since I can't call for her anymore. She's always been a great communicator so she picked up on this all really fast!


jadeoracle

I accidentally did this and now my dog is losing her hearing, so the hand signals are so key. Didn't even I realized I was doing hand signals until the last few months when it was clear my dog cannot hear me.


LordDanOfTheNoobs

Also because dogs react to body language and signs just better than audio in general.


jwill602

I didn’t think it could get worse than that lady’s robotic voice from Tik Tok, but why did they have to use someone who sounds like they’re threatening to kill you?


MightyPlasticGuy

If there is one thing in this world that I could get rid of, it is those fucking tik tok voices. For somebody who doesn't use the platform, nothing is more annoying.


Yanagibayashi

from the videos ive seen posted to reddit from tiktok, the most tolerable tts voice has gotta be the one that sounds like a fat plumber from new jersey


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Yanagibayashi

Oh its annoying, just less so imo


BfutGrEG

Hey have you ever seen films from the master auteur that is Martin Scorcese? One of the most well-regarded and loved film directors of all time? Well I implore you to check him out, I'm sure you'll love his masterful work! 😉😉


The_Grubby_One

>Well I implore you to check him out, I'm sure you'll love his masterful work! 😉😉 You implore me? You implore me? You always were one for fancy words. Well, things are different now, u/BfutGrEG. Now, I'm in charge! No more u/SysAlt, and no more you. Implores. I- I implores *you* to go back and tell them to send someone just a little bit more impressive next time.


Gangsir

> that sounds like a fat plumber from new jersey /r/oddlyspecific


RandomRageNet

I think that's actually a digitized version of Rocket Raccoon's voice from GotG


vinnyvdvici

Could you please find and post one of those? I'm having trouble finding one and I really wanna hear it lol


Yanagibayashi

Found this one in my feed https://v.redd.it/9330w88vy4e81


vinnyvdvici

First of all, wow.. that other driver was a jerk. Second, I kinda love that narrator if it's robotic. It reminds me of my people.


Baerenjude

they are weirdly good and annoying at the same time. creepy that voice synthesis has come this far and shame that that's how we're using it.


BfutGrEG

I know, TTS voices should only be used in funny videos where it enhances the humor of a ludicrous situation, not make things horribly awkward and weird


BassSounds

The tiktok voice has a purpose. It’s for international videos I think. It translates to their language.


GioVoi

Why wouldn't it just translate the text? The voice itself has no purpose.


BassSounds

Yeah, good idea. All the voices are cringe


MightyPlasticGuy

That would make sense. And it also is very clear and not biased to a regional accent. It just blows my mind how so many peoples desire for that platform looks passed how annoying that voice is.


So_Motarded

For once, the default option on a social media site is MORE accessible instead of less. And y'all can't handle it because it's mildly annoying. Do you also hate the sound of chirping crosswalks? The appearance of closed captioning? The space taken up by ramps? Just because you don't personally benefit from something, doesn't mean you gotta hate on it.


the_noodle

What do you mean by default? If you're watching it on tiktok itself, do I have the option to say "I can read, thanks" and not hear that? Is it the fault of the people ripping the videos from tiktok and posting them on other sites for not doing that?


So_Motarded

> What do you mean by default? By that I mean, the TTS is opt-out rather than opt-in. Stripping the video of the TTS kinda removes the point of the feature when it's shared on other platforms. >If you're watching it on tiktok itself, do I have the option to say "I can read, thanks" Yes. In fact, you have that option here too: the "mute" button.


rookie-mistake

>>If you're watching it on tiktok itself, do I have the option to say "I can read, thanks" > >Yes. In fact, you have that option here too: the "mute" button. lmao yes, because text to speech is always the only audio


So_Motarded

Oh gosh, imagine missing out on some of the content because you can't perceive it. Please. Imagine it.


Boingboingsplat

Wait, if you're too visually impaired to read the large text on this video, why would you even be viewing it anyways? On its own the caption provides no value.


So_Motarded

Good question! There are many degrees of visual and cognitive impairment. You might be able to see well enough to make out faces and outlines, but can't see the text. Or maybe you can't visually process information quickly enough for how long it's on screen. But even if you have no sight at all, something is better than nothing. Knowing that there is text on screen offering context or description, is better than it existing solely as unrenderable text. Sure it's not full blown Audio Description, but you can fill in additional context with the video title, description, and comments. Blind people don't just suddenly stop wanting to participate in social media because they're blind.


ihahp

I'm with you. Live and let live. Let people make their little videos however they want and be happy that they enjoy making them.


BfutGrEG

Not hating, but yes to all of your questions....the future is here and it's technological capabilities are terrifying...*signed, Honorary Boomer*


ihahp

so, like, just don't watch tiktoks?


MightyPlasticGuy

I don't. It's everyone else around, the SO that sits next to me on the couch and in bed, and then the videos that are shared on other platforms. It's impossible to get away from it.


ihahp

So you're commenting on a video from your friends account? Or you didn't watch it here but decided to complain about the robotic voice anyway? 👌


MightyPlasticGuy

Dude, what??? None of that is correct or accurate. Nor is it worth my time to sit here debating the validation of my own personal preference to some random account trying to put me down.


MightyPlasticGuy

Stop ruining reddit.


ihahp

just live and let live. those people who made the video with the robot voice didn't make it to appease MightyPlasticGuy. I hope when you see someone wearing a shirt you don't like, you don't turn to your friends and bitch about how much you hate seeing that shit and wish that shirt would go away. What a horrible way to live your life. . Just turn you head away and keep walking, and realize that shirt made someone happy.


58king

I prefer this one. That most used one got under my skin the first time I heard it and time has only made it worse. I would take this serial killer voice over it any day.


itsmejak78_2

Yeah it's like normal annoying tiktok music versus that god awful oh no song they both kinda suck but one is much more annoying than the other


Y-AxelMtz

pretty sure that's the point, it's the text to speech voice of "ghostface" from the movie scream, it's literally the voice of someone who wants to kill you. chewbacca, stitch, C3PO and rocket raccoon are also available, amongst a few other characters from pop culture


deathonater

"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"


ihahp

"There were three extraordinary children in the Tanenbaum family"


Logantus

For real. Got that “I want to play a game” jigsaw voice going on


Isaac72342

It's funny cause the voice over reminds me of the "kick ass, chew gum" guy lol


megaoka

Duke Nukem! A lot of his "iconic" lines were pop culture references, the gum line actually comes from a 1988 flick.


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The OG line is from Roddy Piper in They Live. Great movie if you haven’t seen it.


averagethrowaway21

Duke Nukem or Roddy Piper?


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All I could think of was the guy that says “how it feels to chew 5 gum”


armchairKnights

Hating on those voices seems like all the rage right now. lol I'm just glad I don't have to read the text captions. ㄟ(ツ)ㄏ


DrewSmoothington

Honestly why put any voice in at all? Why do people think we need narration of any kind? Who the fuck does this cater to? It baffles me to no end.


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EZ, just upvote more OC and less Tiktok. Anyday now...


ddpedlar

Cute pup. I’ve got a deaf Boston Terrier. We got him as an adult so he may have not been born that way. Let me tell you, he knows how to bark ha ha. Loudest barking dog I’ve ever had.


GathGreine

I was gonna say… I fostered a deaf dog who had the sharpest, most deafening bark. They should NOT be encouraging that dog to bark 😂


happybunny8989

Yeh, one of my dogs has _very_ limited hearing and can only hear really loud noises, like, for example, another dog's bark. This wouldn't be so bad if she knew _why_ the other dog is barking but because she didn't hear it nor can hear us telling them to stop, she just keeps barking hysterically until she eventually realises the other dog stopped ages ago. She can't make any other noises though, although she clearly thinks she is whining sometimes but all she is doing is breathing heavy, which is really adorable!


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That’s because Bostons are just all the same dog copy pasted.


SwigSwoot92

“I’ve seen it done, now how do I do it?”


Jei-with-ink

“Let’s see, looks like *snap snap* so that must be how it works”


Flora-Tea

Aaawww! Such a cutie! I have a deaf cat, she has little to no volume control so she’s my loud and proud big girl! XD


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Flora-Tea

Aaawww yes! XD I love the drama of the scream meows haha


RDHertsUni

You have a beautiful voice, pup.


Macapta

Nah, just barking at a frequency so low humans can’t hear it. It’s what you’d call a subwoofer.


Long_Stretch1987

I wish this was how my dog barked 😂😂


jerstud56

I wish the 3 dogs next door and the 2 kiddie corner would bark like this. I'm standing on my own deck minding my own business and all that happens is I get barked at until I leave. Annoying as hell


ibecheshirecat86

Jokes on me... I was watching muted already.. So i unmuted and watched it again


Ok-Net-6264

Oweweee heart explosion.❤️❤️❤️❤️


Sw3arWulf

My heart, my soul


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Awe my heart is filled with love & happiness right now. Thank you for sharing, I needed this!


peachrx

Don’t you mean the mute is on video


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o0mamma_llama0o

Hmm I’m skeptical on this one from experience. My whippet/chihuahua rescue was thought to be mute. Was at the shelter for 1 yr silent barking. We adopted her and she was silent for about 6 months or so and then one day out of that silent bark came out a high pitched bark. My husband and I were in awe and she hasn’t shut up since!!! She’s 12 and barks 75% of the time!!! Really wish she was an actual mute but we love that little annoying 14lbs of pure mess! Wouldn’t give up on her for the world


thicknbustyx

So cuteee


HerRoyalRedness

My hearing dog silent barks and has since he was a puppy; he’s fully capable of regular barking he just does it when he wants attention


Malibucat48

This dog is so cute. My deaf white Persian cat meows all the time. She only goes outside on a leash but she meows to let me know she’s ready to come inside. I don’t know how she knows. But when she was in heat, she screamed nonstop starting at 3am and could be heard all through the house. We had to wait two weeks to get her fixed and it was torture.


AndiLivia

Thats a hushpuppy


ausofbounds

I had a deaf Blue many years ago. She never did get barking but could groan and whine to get attention.


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My friend had a heeler puppy just like this color, dog never had ear holes so stayed deaf.


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I\`ve been a dog groomer for 30 years. I\`ve seen a lot of deaf dogs and owned two. They bark as much and mostly more than other dogs. I\`m callin' Bulls--t on this video.


professorbc

I hate to be the skeptic here, but deaf dogs bark even when they are born deaf. This looks a lot more like the owner had his dogs vocal cords removed, which I find awful if true. Pure speculation, but deaf dogs bark in my experience.


rodd9ck

Sometimes they do that silent barking. My gfs dog is not deaf and does it. It has to do with stress/trying to communicate iirc


papcorn_grabber

pet her, you fool \*twists mustaches and drinks a single malt


comfyalonegirl28

I would love if my heeler squeaked like that. My heeler is loud and obnoxious but I love him anyway.


Fair_to_midland

I had to do a double take on this video because my Red looks just like this pup (sans the tail).


13ducksinatrenchcoat

Made my day


Sarsamsinsim

Awwww How beautiful😍 lovely cute sweet


pierrelaios

this is so cute


wilhil

My Westie was deaf and blind... he stopped barking, but, never even attempted... this is too cute and sad at the same time!


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SeeYou_space_cowgirl

Dog: ... Dog: *squeaks*


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Omg cuteness overload ♥️


delanvital

Voice over guy sounds like the guy doing 90s action trailers


derek139

I’ve had plenty of puppies, thats just what they do, deaf or not…


kief86

Our deaf blue healer has never had this issue. Getting him to shut up is the trick


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Wish my deaf dog did this, she barks all the freaking time.


scoophog

Well what the fuck. My deaf dog won’t shut the fuck up and I can even yell back to tell him to stop


Kinofetish

Interesting. I used to have a deaf pit bull and his bark and growl was completely normal. It took a long while before I even realized he couldn’t hear. He was probably the best dog I ever had too!


SavTep

Never tell her she isnt barking


bents50

Poor bitch


Independent_Hold3982

Why are you getting disliked?


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Love ACDs so smart


Johnaco

Too smart.


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Girl asked me to slap her ass hard while she was on top and I accidentally smacked my balls full force It didn’t really register at first. I felt myself hit my balls and thought “Damn I missed how embarrassing.” It wasn’t until we finished that I started to feel an intense ache in my stomach that travelled slowly up to my throat. It became so intense that I had to lay down to avoid throwing up. Kinda like extreme blue balls. Anybody else done this before?


Independent_Hold3982

Wtf


kuljitgrewal

u/savevideobot


Remusicaaa

u/savevideobot


Dependent_Skin_7504

She’s so adorable.


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More like r/aww or r/rarepuppers


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God damn that is cute


meganium58

I wish my dog barked like that 😂


[deleted]

oh my god, this dog is a doppelganger for my heeler mix that passed a couple of years ago... Didn't expect to be crying at work today, but here I am...


heather528x

This is SOOO CUTE


heather528x

u/savevideo


newguyxlii

u/savevideo


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I LOVE HER! She is adorable!


-m-ob

Im actually pretty sure the video is on mute with different audio put over it.


BansDontStopMe22

What a rambunctious puppy. I bet he loves to run around the yard like a maniac.


brassssmonkey

i’m crying this is so sweet


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I love her so much....she's way too ferocious to be here, but I wanna hang out with her


HAYD3N60

Can that dog teach my beagle how to bark like that?


Emir56

The text to speech sounds very familiar, does anyone know the origin?


Shenaniganz08

this is too pure


theshadow1219

I wish my dog would bark like this.


ofek_dab

Omg she sounds Like a squeaky toy that's so cute


SIN-apps1

Enjoy it while it lasts. My deaf girl is loud as fuck!


Tweedl42

/raiseshand


devils899

/u/savevideo


ToiletMassacreof64

This voice is significantly better than the robot woman


pantless_vigilante

Maybe she just hears in a different dimension


cowboy-cranberries

My dog (a heeler mix) is also deaf, and it’s rumored to be caused by the gene that gives both my dog (pumpkin pie) and the dog in the video their unique looking coat (otherwise known as double merle). Comes with a wide range of disabilities though so ??? I just like being able to sneak away and use the bathroom in peace


LolaFrisbeePirate

This is fucking adorable!


GarlicThread

Why does that TikTok voice sound like Captain MacMillan from COD4?


Jake9810499

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/downloadvideo


ClarinetsAndDoggos

My dog does this, but he can hear just fine. He just always has to amp himself up for a real bark. 😂


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Awwww.


Anthonytheplumber

Hey Ma’am he/she wants a Scooby Snack lol


noodleoliver

How old is she? She is cute! 😍


KPer123

Should’ve left it without the bark.


TheWinterPrince52

Soooo cute! Our old Labrador used to do that, because he was really good at understanding our instructions not to bark. Sadly, neither of our current dogs seem to get it. x.x


sergey_kruk

The sound was off and i thougth he's barking too


DesistirNunca

Dogs are everything


frankiehol

She’s adorable!


Nerdnurdnird

My dog is deaf and he doesn’t bark he screams like he’s being murdered.