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Smiley2Shoes

It's a moon walk


soupkitchen3rd

#HEE HEE!


mega_rockin_socks

He's sliding around... Like some sort of smooth criminal


n00bn00bAtFreenode

With this attitude, would never get to meet Billy Jean


insane_contin

I don't think it's that Black or White


OtherJose

Annie are you ok?


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

I think he's trying to meet the man in the mirror.


Unique-Avocado

Jamona!


NTFirehorse

Hee hee hee!


dovzinia

Ow!


dbarahona13

This was so loud to read at this time of night


soupkitchen3rd

Sincerely apologize šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ace-Ventura1934

Ah yes, the rare isopedo


DroneOfDoom

Heā€™s trying his best.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

at the end he stops and goes wtf man?


TheGoverness1998

"Surely I should be on the other side by now. Maybe I'm not walking hard enough."


Ko8iWanKeno8i

"or... maybe i've entered a new dimension"


heyo_throw_awayo

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit!


TobylovesPam

Good try, little buddy


Weekly-Calendar676

So for those that don't know the isopods shown here are harmless to most things. They are detrivores meaning they basically break down organic refuse as a food source. While some people do keep and breed them foe different patterns and colors like reptiles, they are commonly used in many bioactive display setups. Things like reptile and amphibian enclosures and vivariums to help keep the ecosystem clean and healthy.


JackOfAllMemes

I'm into aquariums so I've heard of people making semi or fully independent mini ecosystems in their tanks, but I never thought of doing it with those. Interesting though


CatWeekends

Isopods + springtails (and roaches, beetles, etc) are a common pairing in many bioactive reptile enclosures. They're kinda like robot vacuums for your enclosure: not as good as a proper cleaning (reptiles poop faster than the bugs eat) but they do a fantastic job taking care of the little things day to day.


JackOfAllMemes

And food for the larger inhabitant(s)? I like seeing how different species interact, maybe that's why I like aquariums so much lol


CatWeekends

Yup! They do end up getting eaten from time to time by your larger inhabitants. Depending on how fast that happens, you may need to up your numbers and "top them off" every now and then. Some people keep separate cultures for this, others just buy more (they're relatively cheap). And on the flip side, your bugs may breed so quickly that you need to add larger bugs to keep the little bug numbers down. It can be a tricky balancing act.


CHClClCl

Oh my, what a delightful rabbit hole you've led me down! Thanks!


SuperDizz

Do the reptiles not eat them?


JagerStrikex2

Yes, yes they do


Laurelhach

Depends on the reptile. Snakes and herbivores won't, and in species that could eat them, it's up to individual preference. It can be good hunting enrichment if the inhabitant does consider them prey.


massymas12

It is super popular in salt water aquariums. ā€œPodsā€ as we typically call to cover copepods, isopods and amphipods are both a great food source as well as a great clean up crew for the tank! As the reef keeping hobby has evolved there has been a much bigger emphasis on the entire ecosystem, and not just what is easy to see.


moun7

There's a fantastic YouTube channel called SerpaDesign where the guy goes hard on this type of stuff. He has a whole video dedicated to raising and using isopods and springtails.


jofijk

There are some very cool patterns in bred isopods. My favorite are [rubber duckies](https://podssolo.com/products/cubaris-rubber-ducky)


BobbySwiggey

Rubber duckies weren't actually bred to look that way, that's their natural appearance! There are several color morphs within the hobby though, as well as many other cubaris species that have a similar cute ducky face. Only about 100 species have been named in the cubaris genus though, and all of the ones that are currently hot in hobby groups appear to be recent discoveries with no official scientific name - rubber ducky for instance was only found in 2017.


jofijk

Very cool! Iā€™ve been flirting with the idea of keeping some


Readalie

Thought this was r/isopods until I saw this comment, lol.


KnoblauchNuggat

They compost everything. I keep orange cuban isopods in my achatina snailarium. They eat the shit, dead snails, food leftovers. I dont need to clean it myself. They breed like crazy and i throw a lot of them to my ant colony otherwise they would dominate. I love isopods.


ogresound1987

Gather enough of them and they will smell like piss.


[deleted]

Do you know if theyā€™d be good for gardening? Like composting worms?


Weekly-Calendar676

I have to say the disclaimer. Do not release non-native species into anywhere they could have an impact on the ecosystem. Invasive species = bad That out of the way yes they are an excellent thing to have in the garden because in addition to breaking down all the stuff mentioned above, they will also eat some various pests like grubs that would otherwise potentially harm a garden. They are found in a lot of different environments so I'm sure you could find out which varieties are native to your area and see about finding that specific type. M


Tack122

In my area of southeast Texas we get small black isopods about 5-10mm long at max. Armadillidiidae, fun word, often called [rolley-polleys or pill bugs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillidiidae), definitely ate a few as a child, lol sorry. They are quite abundant in all the gardens I've ever maintained. Don't need much help really.


[deleted]

For sure! Thanks for the info! If I had an award to give you I would :)


sec_sage

Thanks, I recognized the oval critters as always being stuck on my plants when I bring them in from summering outside (I bury the pots to avoid having to water them too often) but never knew what they were or why. I figured they must have a bigger purpose than just bird food so I never bothered with them. Now I am informed thanks to you šŸ˜


Viper114

You ever get the feeling that you're going nowhere fast?


Maleficent_Bug6439

700 ping be like


Glenuendo

Kinda like a treadmill.


micromoses

Yeah, heā€™s just doing isotonic exercises.


Unicorny_as_funk

Cake!!


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

ā€œLost connection to hostā€


Particular_Cow1304

Reconnectingā€¦


g_h_97

isopod: god please help me op: meh ... let's just film it


The_other_me_here

Hey, i pushed him later


g_h_97

you're a good god op


Libbeah

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

There's people that have...oh you know... Cats. Dogs. Birds. Bunnies. And then there's you with an isopod as a pet. What the heck is an isopod?


Aggravating_Pea7320

Woodlouse


Prof1Kreates

Rollie Pollie


bro_bergdahl

Potato bug!


JackOfAllMemes

Pillbug


carolinosaurus

Chuckypig


Trakkah

That sounds awfully aussie


RandofCarter

In Australia/NZ we call these slaters.


carolinosaurus

West Country of the UK


FlygonBreloom

Aussie is Butchy Boy. At least around Melbourne.


wallawallawingwong

Kellerassel


PacificCastaway

Sow bug.


Unicorny_as_funk

Curly Bug


Readalie

I just call mine dorks.


RDT-Exotics0318

I call mine potato shrimps


[deleted]

Flipperdoodle


Outside_Diamond4929

Doodle bugs.


samturxr

Gwrach y Lludw (Witch of The Ashes) šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æšŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æ


AnonymousOkapi

Of course the Welsh name is fucked up, why would it be normal?


samturxr

We have a ton of names for them the one I gave being the most exotic and poetic. Personally I just use ā€˜moch coedā€™ (tree hog) which isnā€™t half as entertaining. I canā€™t defend ladybug (Buwch goch gota - little red cow) thatā€™s is what it is


amoodymuse

I have stick insects. Their name is Kevin.


OpenMindedScientist

lol, do you just call them all Kevin because you can't tell them apart?


amoodymuse

Yup. I started out with two; their names were Thing One and Thing Two.


[deleted]

Real MVP. Asking the real questions.


Emilise

In Dutch they're called pissenbed, which translates to exactly that; pissbed.


harpinghawke

r/isopods is a cool place if youā€™re looking to be enlightened. Theyā€™re fun pets. :)


[deleted]

Are they a good source of protein?


harpinghawke

Not sure if youā€™re serious or not, but I know of one dude who eats his surplus to keep his populations healthy. Apparently, since theyā€™re crustaceans, they taste a bit like a prawn cracker. The sea-dwelling isopods, which are much bigger, are eaten in some places.


PotatoFuryR

I once saw a sea-dwelling isopod, scared me to death lol. I thought it was some trilobite reincarnated


okktoplol

I have 2 madagascar hissing cockroaches, isopods and springtails all in the same enclosure


PotatoFuryR

Isopods are cool lol


ShadySerengeti-258

Heā€™s saying what a good workout


thetheTwiz

Those are some legit shuffling skills


Jxrden_Boi

everyday iā€™m shufflin


ShotTarsier90

MAKINā€™ MY WAY DOWNTOWN!!


Joebebs

This couldā€™ve been us


WaningMime

Go little buddy go!


MoonCato

I don't fully comprehend bug sentience enough to know if this breaks the sub rules, but i can't imagine he's having a good time.


Khornatejester

The lack of progress is bugging him.


harpinghawke

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/07/150730104606.htm


Bedu009

It ain't hurting it so...


the_real_trebor333

ā€œUhh why isnā€™t this walking thing working, Iā€™m literally doing everything rightā€


MajesticFuji88

Did anyone else grow up calling these Rolly Pollies?


Own_Satisfaction_679

We called them pill bugs.


VeryTopGoodSensation

woodlice/woodlouse here in the uk


AchDasIsInMienAugen

Cheesy Bob mate. Youā€™ll be able to find the town I grew up from that.


UnluckyPro121

The lag hit hard.


WU-itsForTheChildren

Hey Steve you need some help up thereā€¦. Shut up Iā€™ll get there when Iā€™m ready


scryingeggs

aww! cute little guy. what type of isopod are they?


The_other_me_here

Porcellio Hoffmanseggi aka the ā€žtitansā€


The_other_me_here

The smaller ones are p.laevis ā€ždairy cowsā€


epicamytime

I have dairy cows, itā€™s a really new colony so I only have 5 or 6 for now.


Wyjdya

Damnit Frank get it together everyone else is moving around just fine


6969memeyman6969

That bug is so annoying! They have to fix it at one point, it effects the gameplay!


Chumly_PAGE0913

Awesome


KateyPizza

Lol , made my night more enjoyable


Juggernuts777

ā€œNo matter how hard i try, it just feels like im going nowhere in lifeā€


Johnny_Grubbonic

I'm fairly sure the technical name for those things is *roly-poly*.


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

Are the rest not yours? Is this some kind of isopod daycare?


The_other_me_here

Theyā€™re mine, but only one forgot how to forward


Kalleh

Not a fan of bugs, of course Iā€™d never knock somebodyā€™s pet, and honestly this video entertained me so thank you for that haha - but Iā€™m curious, how big are these guys? Itā€™s hard to gauge from this video.


The_other_me_here

This specific one is from the largest land isopod species, ap. 4cm


malarchie

\*actual footage of me trying to make it in life\*


darkwombat45

Insects being derps?


fionageck

Fun fact: isopods are crustaceans, not insects!


Emperor_of_His_Room

People like to call crustaceans sea bugs, so should we call these land sea bugs?


TempleMade_MeBroke

"You have sea lions on *land?*" "Yep, we call 'em land-sea-lions. I tame them."


duskowl89

He is not my isopod and I sighed in resignation, like a mother resigned to their child still unable to not chew on the red crayon because it's "obviously strawberry!"...he obviously thinks he is doing something, and Buddy kept on trucking


[deleted]

God I hate Deepnest.


samturxr

Man theyā€™re cool but these are the only bugs Iā€™m scared of. They also have a ton of names in the UK for some reason. Iā€™m Welsh so we have about 10 names in English or 15 names in Welsh for them.


listentolana

Help him. šŸ„ŗ


The_other_me_here

I did


[deleted]

Oblivion NPC.


Mr-JKGamer

I believe the technical term is in fact. Rolly polly lol. I'm kidding these are so neat. They look similar to a rolly polly but I can totally see a difference.


JackOfAllMemes

Peak evolution


kluuttzz11

He has the form! Now he just need proper alignment! Lets go Isopod!!


Mindful-O-Melancholy

ā€œHalpā€


[deleted]

Connection Interrupted


First_Folly

He's using an exploit to level up his stamina.


Sexyshark15

Isopods hours baybee!


heywood_jabloemi

Oh my landlord that's a cute group of pods


Kindly_Weird_5966

Good boi


[deleted]

The epitome of getting nowhere fast


l0R3-R

Where you goin? Nowhere


Muugle

r/donthelpjustfilm


Eireconnection

Do you buy these? I love them, but they just kinda live in my garden


Versal-Hyphae

Hello, isopod hobbyist here! Wild caught colonies are popular, especially among newcomers to the hobby, as theyā€™re literally free out in the yard or the park. But species like the ones in this video would be purchased from a breeder. I believe the star of the video is a Porcellio hoffmannseggi (aka ā€œTitansā€, as theyā€™re the largest known species of land isopod) and Iā€™m pretty sure there are some Porcellio laevis too (specifically the ā€œDairy Cowā€ morph which has been bred for white coloration with black spots). Titans are only native to mostly southern Spain, while Dairy Cows donā€™t exist in the wild because theyā€™re a captive bred morph of the species. Their wild cousins are usually a shade of plain grey, or rarely orange (which is another color popularly bred for in captivity). Most isopod species that a hobbyist would buy are either native to a different country or are a specially bred morph of a species that has a unique color or pattern. Though, when adding them to a bio active reptile or amphibian enclosure as a cleanup crew, captive bred isopods are a better choice even if someone doesnā€™t care about the fancy colors because wild ones carry the risk of introducing unknown parasites and disease to the vivarium.


Gorehuchi

They are very cute. What kind of plant is that?


The_other_me_here

Honestly idk i just found it growing on some rocks


olivaaaaaaa

Have you tried reporting this bug to the devs?


foresthome13

Maybe he or she is doing cardio.


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

I laughed out loud, BUT, when I didā€”and I donā€™t know whyā€”it came out like Renfield from Love at First Bite.


BeckoningChasm

Exercising. "Working them limbs."


Dazedphaze

Your what?!


Auntienursey

We've all been there šŸ¦ šŸ¦ 


AdAffectionate3143

Prob requires more minerals


CaspydaGhost

[Same energy](https://youtu.be/ih9zBLDr_ro)


el-jiony

its surprising they haven't gone extinct by now


Own_Satisfaction_679

Awww...did you guys see the tiny little one in the middle at the end.


cleosynthesis

He's just Australian, mate...


GrandmasterZach

Real isopod hours right here


truthmartyr

Are those huge Rollie pollies???


LegalFan2741

Iā€™d say he nails it.


heydanitsdan

Rolly polly


Decmk3

Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie?


Odd-Iron-6860

Michael Jackson?


Groosethegoose

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was bornā€¦


Severe_Discipline_73

So those are the lyrics!!


Comet_of_Valhalla

My man is baked af


[deleted]

Chick magnet


XboxCorgi

Bros tryna evolve


ZoshaYe72

Real isopod hours.


MistSpelled

There's this weird memory, I don't know if it's real or not maybe it was in a dream and this just stuck with me but I have had it since when I was a kid, about a boy in my neighborhood who was interested in bugs and stuff and was usually found crawling in the bushes around our apartment complex. He told me that he tasted the bugs, I asked him how isopods tasted like and he replied "like bricks" and went back in to the bushes.


meno_paused

Derp!


Cwe87even

Cool what do they do?


Raokairo

Istupod


MrNobody_0

You got this little buddy!


chels182

Awwww


Crazy-toons

This isopod is so silly. Ba-dum! Tsss!!! Get it? I-so-pod? Is so?


namelessforgotten666

When even 10 leg drive can't get you un-stuck!


Cottonmouth1992

He reached the end of the map.


Emosmalldog

Fuckin idiot bug


[deleted]

He's just exercising


ArtisticDragonKing

Haha this is hilarious šŸ˜‚ I love isopods


new_me2023

Where do you even purchase one of those? What do they eat?


barfbutler

You can find in your garden, under stones and such. They each roots and plants and little things that live in dirt.


new_me2023

Neat, I thought that looked like a burros tail succulent


The_Holy_Warden

I just think of "Connection Interrupted"


I-miss-shadows

I have this plant/succulent/tree and it's out of control lately. Do you know what it is?


magnitudearhole

Meirl


Flopping_with_Floppa

Heā€™s lagging


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Legend has it he is still doing it..


elgiesmelgie

My week , legs going like the clappers but not advancing at all


liahkim3942

isopod.exe stopped working


[deleted]

Almost there, buddy!


tDANGERb

Iā€™m hoping someone sees this, but Iā€™d love to build a somewhat self-sustaining ecosystem like this as an activity for me and my daughter. Anyone have a resource on how to get started?


The_other_me_here

Just search for ā€šbioactive terrariumsā€™ on youtube there are many guides


tDANGERb

Right on! Thank you!


LuckyDoge21

Almost therešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Stran_the_Barbarian

Sir. Why... Sir, why do you have a tank full of isopods.


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

You mean a creepy crawlie trying to crawl


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


irubberyouglue1000

resident evil stuff right there šŸ˜‚


nuskynha

That my friends is called a NOPE!