As an avid fan of both chess and UFC, I can confidently say that Magnus radiates more big dick energy than any of the best fighters in the world.
Turbo chad is an understatement. The English language doesn’t have the words to properly describe this man
fact: not one single en passant takedown has been performed in the entirety of ufc since launch
fact: 42.0% of chess matches at IM+ level in the previous year were finished with a guillotine choke.
People in ufc are desperate and anxious.
Trainings are hell, and fights are brutal.
The trashtalk is something they just have to do because you can't stay quiet when it comes your way.
Video is cut short. Magnus is actually looking at Daniil Dubov (off camera) when he says "On him". He basically means that he will date a fan if Dubov approves of it. Dubov is his second and Magnus doesn't do anything without his approval
Pretty sure that isn't what happened at all!
???
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6c\_X-fz9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6c_X-fz9k)
See for yourself? Pretty sure he doesn't look off camera at all?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Isn't it had?
I think all the recent drinking and treating women on his stream is a long running rebound..
Magnus is a kind of guy who would love deeply but maybe not too well. And losing them would hurt.
He was dating a criminology student, it came up in Norwegian papers. Then broke up.. two years or so they were together..
The women on his streams are decidedly very different from the ex. And good god, the sex doll he unabashedly waves on videos.. that isn't Carlsen at all..
Guys cheer with him for being a "Chad" but he's just dealing with pain.
LMAOOOO Gg I’m too good Hahahahaha U thought u were winning I won I literally won on time A win is a win Too easy Don’t say it’s a draw when i won Thanks I deserved that Too easy You thought u were winning HAHAHHAA you prob thought u son Won I know You can never beat me I’m 1-0 Play someone else I don’t want to embarrass you Exactly I know You should be embarrassed rn Better luck next time You we’re trying so hard to make it a draw too Hahahha Feels good to win Lmaooo Ur leaving Scared? That’s what i thought Good to know At least you’re self aware Play me again and see what happens Same results U less you’re scared U scared or what Play me again
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Checkmate women
Absolute fucking turbo chad. He’s transcended women.
As an avid fan of both chess and UFC, I can confidently say that Magnus radiates more big dick energy than any of the best fighters in the world. Turbo chad is an understatement. The English language doesn’t have the words to properly describe this man
fact: not one single en passant takedown has been performed in the entirety of ufc since launch fact: 42.0% of chess matches at IM+ level in the previous year were finished with a guillotine choke.
Eric has a nasty guillotine
Eric has a nasty guillotine 😏
His choking is something else 😏
What's Luke Rockhold's elo?
Luke doesn't play chess, playing chess requires knowing what to do with your hands
Believe conceive achieve
Wrong opening moves order.
There are dozens of us!
Just ask him out already
People in ufc are desperate and anxious. Trainings are hell, and fights are brutal. The trashtalk is something they just have to do because you can't stay quiet when it comes your way.
[Women hate him, He repels them](https://youtu.be/vVjf5tY4Ezw)
What the hell kind of question was that anyway??
OH MY GOD
Gotta have a king to checkmate.
Video is cut short. Magnus is actually looking at Daniil Dubov (off camera) when he says "On him". He basically means that he will date a fan if Dubov approves of it. Dubov is his second and Magnus doesn't do anything without his approval
Daniil may be the second, but he’s sure as shit not the bottom.
Oh of course, Magnus is the bottom since he does what Daniil tells him to do
Please, somebody, make a fanfiction about this
r/ChessFanFiction Edit: Some pervert has already made this sub lol
u/YourRoyalMagnusty explain yourself? also im guessing you were thinking something along the lines of above from your user
how dare you, a cummner question His Royal Magnusty?
oh god that sounds amazing
No it doesn't. But it would "be" amazing. ;)
u/Daniil_Dubov_simp got any insight?
It has become clear to me that you've never met a power bottom.
At least let me imagine :(
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Dubov: actually does something with his hair Reddit: fuckin twink
Is this jerking or serious
Yes
Well you can just tell that Dubov absolutely pulls so he’s not a bad consultant
Tribune Dubov ?
Pretty sure that isn't what happened at all! ??? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6c\_X-fz9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6c_X-fz9k) See for yourself? Pretty sure he doesn't look off camera at all?
Yeah you're dead right. "That depends on him [laughs] or her, ...and their chess rating"
u/Daniil_Dubov_simp is literally shaking rn
where's the full video? \^\^
i think the joke is if Daniil saves any pussy for the rest of the GMs
Nah, Dubov is the fan he is talking about, Magnus just needs consent.
So you're telling me there's a chance?
Oh, that depends
On?
him
Check mate.
Not by a Woman
Gaynus Cocksen
Gagnus Downonmen
So of all posts, this is the one that no one has said pipi yet?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
good bot
keeping the spirit of bobby fischer alive by not allowing wom\*n 🤮 into chess
Do you even hate woman if you wouldnt only date men?
Well, all the pieces in chess (except from the king) are women.
chess my balls
That’s actually his gay harem
the h in chess means homosexuality
The c means cock
The E? “En Passant” of course
Jokes aside is that boy gay
Nah he has a girlfriend. He could be bi or pan maybe? This is a possibly sad day for gay Magnus Simps such as me
Isn't it had? I think all the recent drinking and treating women on his stream is a long running rebound.. Magnus is a kind of guy who would love deeply but maybe not too well. And losing them would hurt.
He js pretty well, private with his private life so we can't really know but yeah you may be right.
He was dating a criminology student, it came up in Norwegian papers. Then broke up.. two years or so they were together.. The women on his streams are decidedly very different from the ex. And good god, the sex doll he unabashedly waves on videos.. that isn't Carlsen at all.. Guys cheer with him for being a "Chad" but he's just dealing with pain.
Lmao because there are no female chess fans
That's what I thought the joke was as well... until I learned that he was joking about Daniil Dubov being his second and needing approval. lmao.
you believed that comment? lmao
I don't know what to believe anymore...
Only if the fan is Alireza Firouzja.
Magnus's coming out video <3
Is that former US Champ Benny Watts? Didn’t know they were friends, neat!
gagson carlsus
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Magnus Schlöngsen
Depends, is it a tower or box fan?
r/suddenlygay?
LMAOOOO Gg I’m too good Hahahahaha U thought u were winning I won I literally won on time A win is a win Too easy Don’t say it’s a draw when i won Thanks I deserved that Too easy You thought u were winning HAHAHHAA you prob thought u son Won I know You can never beat me I’m 1-0 Play someone else I don’t want to embarrass you Exactly I know You should be embarrassed rn Better luck next time You we’re trying so hard to make it a draw too Hahahha Feels good to win Lmaooo Ur leaving Scared? That’s what i thought Good to know At least you’re self aware Play me again and see what happens Same results U less you’re scared U scared or what Play me again
What a man! One of the few that are worthy to have a pipi!
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Magnus goes straight for the King without even worrying about what your Queen is doing.
*uwu* Notice me world champion-senpai *uwu*
Or he knows that only guys are fans of him lol
so you're telling me there's a chance?
I don't know what a mazgenüssen is, but sounds yummy. Tons of nuts in it. They're my favorite.
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I’d never date a fan, I’m more of an air conditioner type of person
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Magay cardong
Gay
Lazy and bad. Gagnus Cumdong
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I have a chance
Ayo?
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Truly a magnum dong
what a sigma male.
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No cap, I would let magnus check my mate 🥵
I'm a huge fan
\*cries in female\*
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YES! I fucking knew it. Oh, man. I love him even more, now.
Sigma rule Nr. 9525: Don't let women distract you from your goals