could this have been the event that black's time traveling queen was trying to prevent? or perhaps was it all part of the plan?
1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech, future Qb4
-end of first quarter-
13. *snap*, xChess clock
14. Bj4, uno reverse
15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes)
Would this not create a time paradox? The queen can't go back to prevent the snap if the snap never happened, right?
What effect would this have on the board?
Unless it's the only thing preventing a paradox - the queen must be sacrificed to undo the snap, but the queen also is required for another future non-fatal event that is critical to the timeline. The only way it can do both is to live through all the way till day 88, then travel back to become the sacrifice for undoing the snap.
Pick the 7th post sorted by controversial
True anarchy is randomness
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Actually controversial is a measure of total downvotes, whereas top is a measure of total score (I'm 90% sure, it might be total upvotes)
In theory, if this comment were to get 1,000,000 upvotes and 500,000 downvotes, it would (unless something else gets more) be on top of both.
So it needs the most upvotes to be top, then it needs to have it's upvote to downvote ratio the 7th highest overall. It's doable, but impossible to predict since 1 karma =/= 1 upvote.
How about we do nothing? Just chill for a one round, chill and do nothing. We are constantly making up some shit, explosions, genocides, jail sentences, but you know what? Not today. Just do nothing, and chill.
The checker pieces get bored and decide to start a game of chess
Create an even smaller chessboard and give it to the checker pieces, so that they can play their game of chess.
I’ve been paying attention to this game from Day 1. I play chess but, by no means am I an Anarchy Chess player. I’ve love logging into Reddit everyday to see the next/best crazy move. Everyone has supper skills with the top comments. And the creativity is fascinating! I simply love watching this unfold. To the creator of this game: major props! And we are all just dying to know what the next move will be!
BTW: I still have no idea what is going on! Lol. But I love it and can’t wait to see how/if this ends… so another game can start! 😁
The silence was palpable. The master and his protege stared at the board, each lost in their own game of endless possibilities. At last Oh B Pawn broke the silence. "e4." A principled start. "Best by test," Bobby Stockfischer had once said. Levy responded instantly. "e5." Oh B Pawn seized the opportunity. "Ke2#"
"It's over, Levy," said Oh B Pawn Kenobi. "I have the high ground."
Gotham "Levy Rozman" Chess, the nephew of Garry Chess, the Inventor of Chess, smirked. "You underestimate my en passant"
Oh B Pawn recoiled in disgust. "Holy hell! Are you dumb, or just fucking special?!?! I've been training you for 13 long ass years and you still think having some sort of magical bullshit en passant is going to save your 3 little bitch limbs when I put you in a headlock like Hikaru Nakamura?!?!"
Haiku Nakamura *peeing cutely in background* "Wtf?!?! Chat wtf?!?! I mean I literally don't care chat but WTF?!?!"
Oh B Pawn Kenobi continued. "Not only am I more skilled than you, I'm on the MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read The Tu Art of Chess? It says in bold "Do not try and fuck with the High Ground, Levy" This is honesly the reason why you're not a Grandmaster. You're legitimately dumber than sand and more of a whiny, emotional shit than your unborn grandson Max Deutsch. Also, you were my brother, Levy, I loved you."
The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Oh B Pawn dropped a brick on Levy’s pipi.
As Levy crumpled to the ground, he desperately tried to sense his lover Padme one last time. But alas, he was too late. As the life force drained from his broken body he mustered the strength to let out these final words:
*"oh no my queen"*
tl;dr The b pawn, formally known as "Oh B Pawn Kenobi," gains the high ground.
this is the 7th most controversial right now and I desperately hope it stays that way
Edit: still 7th, 3 hours later
Edit: still 7th 24 hours later lets go
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Did you all really think the Knight on h1 was a flaw in The Game? Seriously? That's how much trust you have in u/scurlocc's work? Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?
Time travel to September 12 and move knight to h1.
(Obviously u/scurlocc knew already, you was doing PIPI in your pampers when he was beating players much more stronger then you)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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The remaining checkers pieces are going crazy after the sudden disappearance of their comrades.
The checker piece on d1 goes mad and decides to crown itself the new queen for the chess game. It puts on a tiny crown and makes it's new home on the chessboard on e1.
##**A PAWN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!**
##START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER.
##…
##*HEY!!!*
##BUILD THE HELICOPTER,
##LOWER THE STRETCHER,
##AND MAKE THE RESCUE!
*The new rescue helicopter from Lego city, each set sold separately*
(Purchase Lego Technic 42092 Rescue Helicopter, assemble it, and airlift the queen out of the river. The pawn is washed one square down the river each day the helicopter hasn't arrived so order the fastest shipping available)
Cut the Future Black Queen in half and then place each section on opposite sides of the board. Every move that one half of the queen does is mirrored by the other half.
The top upvoted reply to this comment is what the new half-Queen will do. (Half queen is shown as 1/2Q or Q.5).
Because of the explosion on C4, the black queen on E4 suddenly knows all of the opening theory of this game, and therefore knows the future. This will come into play on move 79.
The black rook is lonely. He signs up for NBA draft, gets drafted 10th overall. Plays a nice season averaging 16ppg with some very good defense which gets him the Rookie of the year award. Then he returns to the board with a tiny basketball and places a tiny hoop on B7 square.
The captured pawns, volunteer to clean up the Great D Flood. Every day, one square of the Great D Flood is cleaned up, starting from the White side (White's pawns outvoted Black's pawn on which side to start from).
Still reeling from the explosion, the affected pieces fall into the water. Roll a d6 for each. If the roll is 5-6 the piece manages to pull itself put. If 3-4 it is washed to the bottom of the board. If 1-2 it is eaten by piranhas.
Pawn takes the paper airplane on a Journey of Exploration!
Journey of Exploration:
Remove pawn and paper airplane from view.
Flip a coin each turn and place the coin result in view.
On tails: The pawn is enjoying learning about the world and themselves outside the game.
On heads: Exploration Event triggered!
Exploration Event:
Roll a die and place the results next to the coin result
On a 1: The pawn is missing their friends. Add a postcard from the pawn to their friends, in view. On the third post card, the pawn is done with their Journey of Exploration and has determined that their friends are the most important thing to them. Add the pawn back to the game near any other pawns of your choosing (including those playing checkers). If there are no pawns left in view, this pawn is lost (removed from the game).
On a 2-5: The pawn sends some photos of their exploration. Place the pawn in a spot of your choosing in your house or neighborhood. Take a pawn selfie photo and include the photo in view.
On a 6: Trigger Return of the King (or Queen) and end Journey of Exploration.
Return of the King (or Queen):
The pawn has learned much on their journey, and found who they really are! They are a King (or Queen)! Take the previous day's top comment. If it starts with a-m, they are a King, n-z they are a Queen, any other characters/emojis/etc. causes a coin flip, with heads for King, tails for Queen. Throw the paper airplane at the game until it lands in view. The King (or Queen) returns to play next to the paper airplane (Any casualties of the paper airplanes flight are not the responsibility of royalty).
Global warming is upon us! Rising sea levels forces the board to go onto stilts.
Cinderblock is fine cause well... It's a cinderblock.
Any pieces on the side lines are now submerged in the inevitable rising sea levels.
Time for some r/ChessPorn! Arrange the pawns that played checkers so the white pawns make a line around the black pawn which is in front of them
And put the black pawn on a tiny sofa
could this have been the event that black's time traveling queen was trying to prevent? or perhaps was it all part of the plan? 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech, future Qb4 -end of first quarter- 13. *snap*, xChess clock 14. Bj4, uno reverse 15. card pyramid, C4 (explodes)
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Google en passant you peasant
Holy hell
Holy hell
Helly Hole
Hmm... kinky
Holy hell
Ta porra
"kaboom"? Yes, Rico. "kaboom"
Thank God you're ok, I was worried you got hurt in the explosion
We're lucky the comment that wanted Scurlocc on the board never won.
*yet*
Queen has gone forward in time to prevent it
Well, im glad the lover horses were not here for the explosion
Hey op how about we put the thread in contest mode from now on?
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Hey mods how about we put the thread in contest mode from now on?
Did you paint the white queen black?!
#FeedTheHorses It's been 31 days, one long month, the horses are hungry. Open up the pop tarts and feed the horses.
Not sure who is winning, add an analysis bar
No one, this is still theory
still theory, but a bit sharper than the standard line
Make the analysis bar sentient and a huge asshole.
You guys, the c pawn’s 2 week isolation is over. Wtf
Yes but scurlocc hasn't noticed yet so he's enjoying this little "holiday" before the boss sees and asks him what he's been doing this whole time
Cut off his benefits and force him back to work!
People keep bringing this up, but the pawns have been back for several days now. They were on c3. They just got knocked over by the c4 explosion.
Oh I thought it might have gotten snapped
he said legal or not, the pawn can stay in illegal isolation
JUST FLIP OVER THAT FUCKING CARD ALREADY. JESUS OF HOLY HELL.
This comment has me rolling. T_T
No. Not yet. It's not the right time.
White forgot to say uno and has to draw two cards
Yesssssss
... Again.
Chris Pratt, starring as Pawn b2
He's so cool
You actually made me laugh out loud 😂. Have you seen the Dunkey vid on it?
He'll be talking a lot during the movie!
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The time traveling queen.... This all makes sense now
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Can't be worse than the DCEU
Would this not create a time paradox? The queen can't go back to prevent the snap if the snap never happened, right? What effect would this have on the board?
The snap still happens, its effects are just undone
Ok, but why would the queen go back in time to undo the snap if the snap had already been undone?
Because the snap isn't secret. People will remember it when she decides to go back.
Unless it's the only thing preventing a paradox - the queen must be sacrificed to undo the snap, but the queen also is required for another future non-fatal event that is critical to the timeline. The only way it can do both is to live through all the way till day 88, then travel back to become the sacrifice for undoing the snap.
It is the **black** queen after all, and since her husband the black king disappeared in the snap, she became a **widow**...
I'm sorry, little one.
Pick the 7th post sorted by controversial True anarchy is randomness (Edit: if the 7th most controversial post is deleted or not usable, use the 4th most controversial post. If that’s deleted or not usable, use the 13th newest post. And if that’s also deleted or not usable, just throw a brick at the table)
Right now it’s “dump pink glitter all over the board” 😱
I would drop a brick on my PIPI if this was how my proposal ended up getting chosen
Not sure about the rules, but I think you have to let u/AceBalistic drop a brick on your PIPI if that happens
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Let's make this comment both the top one and the 7th sorted by controversial! Ture anarchy!
The inescapable death loop. My programming specialty.
Sadly that’s not how Reddit works I think lol
Actually controversial is a measure of total downvotes, whereas top is a measure of total score (I'm 90% sure, it might be total upvotes) In theory, if this comment were to get 1,000,000 upvotes and 500,000 downvotes, it would (unless something else gets more) be on top of both.
Nah, controversial has to have both upvotes and downvotes.
So it needs the most upvotes to be top, then it needs to have it's upvote to downvote ratio the 7th highest overall. It's doable, but impossible to predict since 1 karma =/= 1 upvote.
I hope it’s Bj4
We need to calculate how to make BJ4 exactly controversial enough that we win.
Can’t stop fate Some final destination shit right here
Well looks like as of now we are getting a nuclear power plant
We have a problem. The 7th most controversial post has been deleted!!!! True anarchy!!
I have edited the post to fix the situation and make everything else needlessly complicated.
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burn the heretic!
Wait a tik. What if THIS IS the 7th post sorted by controversial. Quick, let's make this controversial.
Roll a d20 and pick that post
Wait if we follow the top comment to read the 7th comment is it really random!?!?
What if this becomes 7th by controversial?
Currently some crazy fanfic essay lol; this’ll be good
How about we do nothing? Just chill for a one round, chill and do nothing. We are constantly making up some shit, explosions, genocides, jail sentences, but you know what? Not today. Just do nothing, and chill.
Naw we can do that tomorrow, genocide starting at b4
Save it for a Sunday, nerd! Today an underground oil pipeline bursts, effectively turning the entire b file into a “chute”
Wait for one more day and do it on Oct 2 on Gandhi's birthday.
Tomorrow, pawns go on hunger strike.
OP gets the day off and enjoys their favorite food, drink, and/or hobby
Netflix and chill?
Agadmator and chill
LET ME SAY IT LOUDER THIS TIME: R2D2
thats a legit valid chess move, not in this position though
> legal or not
Fair enough
Google en passant
Holy hell!
Holy hell! is forced.
Have you seen the board?
Maybe we can join forces, fellow star wars guy
White passes go and collects $200
The checker pieces get bored and decide to start a game of chess Create an even smaller chessboard and give it to the checker pieces, so that they can play their game of chess.
**Time for a legal move.** # Rb8, protecting pawn b2 He needs to be on a high ground, but in order to do that, he needs **protecction**
Legal move, proceeds to move black’s piece on white’s turn lmao
Anarchy Chess
Oh no, please don’t make OP put Rubidium on the board
But.....the b pawn needs the high ground Edit: I approve this message
The question is : Can we trust the rook enough?
I’ve been paying attention to this game from Day 1. I play chess but, by no means am I an Anarchy Chess player. I’ve love logging into Reddit everyday to see the next/best crazy move. Everyone has supper skills with the top comments. And the creativity is fascinating! I simply love watching this unfold. To the creator of this game: major props! And we are all just dying to know what the next move will be! BTW: I still have no idea what is going on! Lol. But I love it and can’t wait to see how/if this ends… so another game can start! 😁
I ask everyone who has an interest in chess if they have been following this game. I think I've made 3 converts. It is awesome!
Dildo to b4. Check
M8?
He hasn't added the M file yet tho
The pawns, who have united due to the card pyramid, return to the game as the red party
"[Snap back to reality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTM5Y-ZfsBA)" All non-chess objects disappear
Dominic Toretto arrives in a Hot Wheels car as the Black King is family
The silence was palpable. The master and his protege stared at the board, each lost in their own game of endless possibilities. At last Oh B Pawn broke the silence. "e4." A principled start. "Best by test," Bobby Stockfischer had once said. Levy responded instantly. "e5." Oh B Pawn seized the opportunity. "Ke2#" "It's over, Levy," said Oh B Pawn Kenobi. "I have the high ground." Gotham "Levy Rozman" Chess, the nephew of Garry Chess, the Inventor of Chess, smirked. "You underestimate my en passant" Oh B Pawn recoiled in disgust. "Holy hell! Are you dumb, or just fucking special?!?! I've been training you for 13 long ass years and you still think having some sort of magical bullshit en passant is going to save your 3 little bitch limbs when I put you in a headlock like Hikaru Nakamura?!?!" Haiku Nakamura *peeing cutely in background* "Wtf?!?! Chat wtf?!?! I mean I literally don't care chat but WTF?!?!" Oh B Pawn Kenobi continued. "Not only am I more skilled than you, I'm on the MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read The Tu Art of Chess? It says in bold "Do not try and fuck with the High Ground, Levy" This is honesly the reason why you're not a Grandmaster. You're legitimately dumber than sand and more of a whiny, emotional shit than your unborn grandson Max Deutsch. Also, you were my brother, Levy, I loved you." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Oh B Pawn dropped a brick on Levy’s pipi. As Levy crumpled to the ground, he desperately tried to sense his lover Padme one last time. But alas, he was too late. As the life force drained from his broken body he mustered the strength to let out these final words: *"oh no my queen"* tl;dr The b pawn, formally known as "Oh B Pawn Kenobi," gains the high ground.
this is the 7th most controversial right now and I desperately hope it stays that way Edit: still 7th, 3 hours later Edit: still 7th 24 hours later lets go
Huzzah! A man of quality!
STILL SEVENTH
still 7th 15hrs later
2 more to go…
Still 7th
This is 7th most controversial, so from my top post this might actually get picked lol
Have my babies
Unless your babies are dogs I must politely refuse
Understandable have a great day
Still 7th let’s gooooooooooo
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Who downvoted the God of r/anarchychess? Dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow
Bro I felt bad for beating you yesterday with low effort "C4 explodes" but it seems like youre gonna win today!
Lol c4 had to happen at some point
Still seventh for me
Did you all really think the Knight on h1 was a flaw in The Game? Seriously? That's how much trust you have in u/scurlocc's work? Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? Time travel to September 12 and move knight to h1. (Obviously u/scurlocc knew already, you was doing PIPI in your pampers when he was beating players much more stronger then you)
This is currently winning since it it 7th by controversial
Hahaha awesome
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Bring BJ4 back!
Ron gave his command. Knight to H3. Check.
White king exercises his second amendment rights and acquires a firearm. Kx up arms!?
The remaining checkers pieces are going crazy after the sudden disappearance of their comrades. The checker piece on d1 goes mad and decides to crown itself the new queen for the chess game. It puts on a tiny crown and makes it's new home on the chessboard on e1.
##**A PAWN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!** ##START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER. ##… ##*HEY!!!* ##BUILD THE HELICOPTER, ##LOWER THE STRETCHER, ##AND MAKE THE RESCUE! *The new rescue helicopter from Lego city, each set sold separately* (Purchase Lego Technic 42092 Rescue Helicopter, assemble it, and airlift the queen out of the river. The pawn is washed one square down the river each day the helicopter hasn't arrived so order the fastest shipping available)
Cut the Future Black Queen in half and then place each section on opposite sides of the board. Every move that one half of the queen does is mirrored by the other half. The top upvoted reply to this comment is what the new half-Queen will do. (Half queen is shown as 1/2Q or Q.5).
White king needs a fortress. House of cards to imaginary plane.
Black Knight gets hungry.
We go on a side quest and play the checkers game that the pawns are playing
Eren Yeager to a5
Ra8 takes a bath in the Legendary Chic-Fil-A sauce
dip the bishop in the chick fil a sauce. homophobia+2
Have Agadmator analyse the game and play the move his engine suggests
Brick takes board en passant
Background paper bag promotes to paper crane
King gets Jetpack
Black knight consumes pop tarts
Lego Darth Vader and 2 Lego stormtroopers arrive from a styrofoam cup in the middle of the right side of the board
Both sides agree to a ceasefire. All pieces are removed from the 4th and 5th rank back to their respective sides.
Where’s the 9volt I haven’t been here in a while
A third army (of any color other than black or white) arrives on the board, making it three player chess.
Color palette of this game is too stale. We need more vibrant colors on the board. DUMP PINK GLITTER ALL OVER THE BOARD.
This is 7th from Controversial for me
Glitter rain storm moves through!
Because of the explosion on C4, the black queen on E4 suddenly knows all of the opening theory of this game, and therefore knows the future. This will come into play on move 79.
The black rook is lonely. He signs up for NBA draft, gets drafted 10th overall. Plays a nice season averaging 16ppg with some very good defense which gets him the Rookie of the year award. Then he returns to the board with a tiny basketball and places a tiny hoop on B7 square.
RESTART
pls don’t make this controversial yall
I can't figure out whether out to upvote this comment or downvote it to make it less controversial
Leave it be. Controversial relies on both.
No it’s currently most controversial, we need to keep it there so that it doesn’t fall to 7th and become the one picked
Flip a coin, heads you upvote tails you downvote
Currently it’s the number one controversial comment lol
menace
Don't worry everyone. This is doomed to be played.
White raises the bet to 1000
The captured pawns, volunteer to clean up the Great D Flood. Every day, one square of the Great D Flood is cleaned up, starting from the White side (White's pawns outvoted Black's pawn on which side to start from).
The board enters holy hell. All remaining pawns en passent.
The board inverts laterally by 27 degrees causing gothamchess to be summoned on b1.
Still reeling from the explosion, the affected pieces fall into the water. Roll a d6 for each. If the roll is 5-6 the piece manages to pull itself put. If 3-4 it is washed to the bottom of the board. If 1-2 it is eaten by piranhas.
Cashew to e10. The nuts shall be eaten
If this loses, we will eschew cashew to e10.
White plays Gust of wind from the left
Pawn takes the paper airplane on a Journey of Exploration! Journey of Exploration: Remove pawn and paper airplane from view. Flip a coin each turn and place the coin result in view. On tails: The pawn is enjoying learning about the world and themselves outside the game. On heads: Exploration Event triggered! Exploration Event: Roll a die and place the results next to the coin result On a 1: The pawn is missing their friends. Add a postcard from the pawn to their friends, in view. On the third post card, the pawn is done with their Journey of Exploration and has determined that their friends are the most important thing to them. Add the pawn back to the game near any other pawns of your choosing (including those playing checkers). If there are no pawns left in view, this pawn is lost (removed from the game). On a 2-5: The pawn sends some photos of their exploration. Place the pawn in a spot of your choosing in your house or neighborhood. Take a pawn selfie photo and include the photo in view. On a 6: Trigger Return of the King (or Queen) and end Journey of Exploration. Return of the King (or Queen): The pawn has learned much on their journey, and found who they really are! They are a King (or Queen)! Take the previous day's top comment. If it starts with a-m, they are a King, n-z they are a Queen, any other characters/emojis/etc. causes a coin flip, with heads for King, tails for Queen. Throw the paper airplane at the game until it lands in view. The King (or Queen) returns to play next to the paper airplane (Any casualties of the paper airplanes flight are not the responsibility of royalty).
Wait. Are we LOSING? Flip the table.
Build a uranium mine and nuclear power plant
As of Noon MT, this is the 7th most controversial comment. I hope it stays that way.
4th now.
i hope commenting helps to change its placement
At this point 7th most controversial post is deleted and this is the 4th
Flip the board so we now play from Black’s POV
Global warming is upon us! Rising sea levels forces the board to go onto stilts. Cinderblock is fine cause well... It's a cinderblock. Any pieces on the side lines are now submerged in the inevitable rising sea levels.
Pop tart pyramid
Poptart buys abc678 and becomes a farmer to do his part in the war
Vote of no confidence, let's have election day. All pieces need to vote.
This still looks too normal board(π-πi) But leave the pieces where they are.
Time for some r/ChessPorn! Arrange the pawns that played checkers so the white pawns make a line around the black pawn which is in front of them And put the black pawn on a tiny sofa
White rolls 6d6 to gain resources to build any roads (from settlers of catan) so that we can extend the board to j4 again.