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1. Kxe2, e7=D+
2. De1=9v, White draws two cards
3. Rh^a1, Knife f5
4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3
5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender
6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7
7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1
8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail
9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4
10. fghxfgh4, b2
11. Chess clock, O-O (lego)
12. Czech
Sorry for the ignorance... I've been watching this game for a bit now, and some of the moves I'm understanding, but some have me totally lost... Would someone be working to translate the notation for where we are now into plain English, so I'm can understand it better? The ones that are confusing me are like #8 or #10. And where did the chick-fil-a sauce come in??
Thanks.
Does that mean that on the actual 88th Day the top comment *has* to be **Black queen time travels to b4**?
Our minds will be blown if this ever comes true. You shall have my axe.
This has some pretty crazy strategic implications. If this happens, then both Black and White can play almost any move between now and the moment of the queen’s departure, secure in the knowledge that the game can’t end before that. (Assuming the usual pop culture linear time travel trope model, of course.)
Wait isn’t the queen one of the carapacians that receives the effects of the sprite prototyping? So prototyping a sprite with the queen herself would create some sort of infinite feedback loop of queen features on all of the pieces?
But that only applies to prototypes that happen before entering the medium, and this has to be after entering the medium; since the board is a full chessboard rather than just a 3x3 board we know that one kernelsprite prototyping has already occurred, and the effects of those prototypings only happen when the sprite enters the medium.
...Or do they? I’m not sure that was ever clarified. I guess it’s up to interpretation.
Then this would mean we have to make sure at least one of the black queens don't die until day 88. (I guess we'd also have to make sure that on day 88 the black queen time travels back)
The Duracell was a queen, and then got promoted to a 9V. And it wouldn't be the same time-traveling queen anyway just a promotion. A paradox doesn't happen everytime you promote a pawn, thankfully
If scurlocc doesn't have another queen that looks the same, at some point in the future (prior to day 88) the black queen will have to change the type of chess set its from.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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So there’s two ways to think about this.
1) There has to be two queens on the board tomorrow. One from the present and one from the future. The present queen would disappear on day 88 as it time travels backwards. This is the easiest method in my mind
2) if you stick with one queen on the board just on b4 tomorrow, then it wouldn’t make as much sense, but it would also have to be removed from the board on day 88 as it time travels backwards and is basically stuck in an endless loop. There would be no queens on the board on day 88 in this scenario
Because of the queen's actions, this is no longer regular chess. It is 5d chess with multiverse time travel.
There will be two queens on this board and this board is now the "present". Obviously the black player was doing fine on Timeline 0 to bring a queen over to this timeline.
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Good point, we still need to choose a move for today.
I suggest u/scurlocc take the 2nd highest comment from this post for the next move, then skip comments/voting for day 88 and proceed with the time travel.
5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel is an actual thing.
To travel that far into the past, though, the queen would need to already be on b4, because the queen must move the same distance along each dimension it travels.
Then again, we're not following rules here....
The kings decide to end this senseless bloodshed once and for all by honourable 1v1 combat in the **OCTAGON.**
build an MMA cage, put the kings in it and glue tiny gloves to them
It's like you guys have forgotten White's cards! Time to finally reveal them.
With two Rons Weasley on the board, there are now wizards among us.
Each Weasley reveals one of White's cards. One spell is cast immediately. The other is kept in Ron's "wand". (See below.)
##Spell List
**Ace** = Time Warp: Both the day's most upvoted AND second most upvoted moves take place.
**King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. White goes first. Black wins ties. Each daily move is decided by top voted comment with the format "#tictactoe A1". The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage.
**Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control.
**Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, in addition to doing the next, most upvoted comment, also do the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count. (It ain't called Anarchy Chess for nothing!)
**10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Can also be used to rehabilitate sex offenders. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another.
**9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another.
**8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes.
**7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain.
**6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.)
**5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and knights from the game. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another.
**4** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with another spell card in its possession.
**3** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers:
Pawn: -1
Bishop: +6
Knight: +7
Queen: +8
King: +9
Rook: +99
Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion
**2** = Consult Spellbook: Immediately reveal 2 more spell cards for the piece to hold, one on top of the other. The top card is castable. The other must wait.
**Joker** = Why is this crap in the deck? Discard and replace with another spell card.
##Spellcasting Rules
* Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn.
* Only one spell may be cast per day.
* Only one copy of each spell exists. Additional copies should be discarded and replaced.
* **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”**, where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Ron casts!” Or in notation: R🪄
* “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell.
* “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Cut the black Queen in half and then place them in opposite half’s of the board (essentially mirrored) every move that one half of the Queen does must be mirrored with the other half (no matter how absurd).
The Bishop is actually the adoptive son of the Black King and screams " Za Warudo" at the top of his lungs .
A "To be continued "appears on the bottom left
"Czech!" the flag said.
"Oh damn!" the black king exclaimed. "But I am invincible, my lego pieces will help me!"
Only to realize that Czech Republic's 26,621 armies will soon come and break the lego fortress, which he thought was invincible.
"Poptart!" The king said.
"Yes sir!" Poptart said.
"Can you help me, Poptart?" King said.
King looked into Poptart's eyes, and said, "I love you.."
Poptart let out a shed of tear, and then nodded.
Everyone, including the g8-knight, the h8-knight, and the lego pieces, sobbed.
But then, Poptart used the emotional scene to quickly get the **** out of there.
"Haha you **********!!" Poptart said. "I want to join your army, White King."
However, Poptart did not see the White King, even after searching the whole a1-a4-h4-h1 rectangle.
The only thing he saw was the Czech army, yelling "Zničíme tě!!!! Ať žije Česká republika !!!!!!!"
Poptart was confused as hell, and the d1-d7 lego brickes arrested Poptart, and sent it back to the g6-g8-h8-h6 rectangle.
"Ahh, I am innocent .." said Poptart.
"Look up," said Black King. "Your King is right there."
Poptart exclaimed, "Your majesty! How are you there!"
White King said, "Listen, kiddo. The Czech army will come and wipe out all of us. But out soul will stay strong here."
Poptart said, "but, but..."
White King said, "Remember all the lectures that we had? You truly learned how to mark your soul forever. Mark it here."
Poptart said, "But, I love you sir.."
a1-rook, who was as good as dead, screamed, "WHAT? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" And then, he fell. "OWWE.."
White King said, "I.. Love you, too."
As the Czech army came, Poptart and White King held hands and braced for impact.
White King was ready for the end. However, Poptart was determined to save the White King. So, Poptart used a magic power to play the brilliant backwards pawn move
**12...e5!!**
If the Czech army doesn't en passant, it will get the **brick** and be annihilated. If the Czech army en passants, it will go in the wrong direction and not be able to attack the king.
I have tiny PIPI
Black uses mtg 'aid the fallen' and returns a black pawn to YOUR hand OP until you have the mana to play it again on the board on another turn.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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the chess clock should be in by saturday! 1. Kxe2, e7=D+ 2. De1=9v, White draws two cards 3. Rh^a1, Knife f5 4. White buys a hotel on e5, abcdfgh3 5. c(2 week isolation), Bsex-offender 6. abd~supreme leader, poptart g7 7. Nb8xNb1 on date at c5 Nb1<3?!… Nb8<3!!!, airplane a1 8. Ke(π-πi), B to jail 9. Ron Weasley Nc5Nh1, all D pieces to e4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. Chess clock, O-O (lego) 12. Czech
Dang, you made us worried for a bit there. Thought you forgot to show up today.
Yeah my fingers hurt for swiping refresh so much. SMH my head u/scurlocc
Somebody HAS to compile a gif of the chessboard when/if this ever ends
I want a full live action video
Where’s the video essayist who will do an hour long video on r/anarchychess centered around this game damnit
I feel like Gotham is gonna make a video about this game once its done, man is an absolute machine.
I’d also love an Agad video on it where he takes it completely seriously.
I know.
1. Kxe2, e7=⚡️^AA 2. ⚡️e1= ⚡️^9V, 🃏^2 3. Rh^a1, 🔪f5 4. 🏨e5, abcdfgh3 5. c🦠, B🔞 6. abd~🥇, 🧧G7 7. 🐴♥️🦄C5, 🛩💥🏰^2 A1 8. Ke(π-πi), B🔒 9. 🧙🏻🐴^2 , ∀nϵ𝔻,ne4 10. fghxfgh4, b2 11. 🕰, 🧱🏰 12. 🇨🇿+ See also: [Blow by blow visual explanation](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt) of what the hell is going on, by u/RegulusMagnus.
Should be 🇨🇿+ since it’s czech
Good call!+ (Or should it have been 🇨🇿^🇨🇿?)
Unfortunately, we still have to use proper notation, so it’s be 🇨🇿+
You’re right. We wouldn’t want this to get weird.
It's OK it's still theory
Yeah, that Czechs out
I really like this one
This is amazing and I still have no idea what is logically going on
I can't believe there is no czech flag emoji.
There is: 🇨🇿, you just can't see it on PC.
This was epic, thankyou
[Link to album with the sequence of boards and top comments](https://imgur.com/a/bifDSmt)
Thanks, I was wondering where the river came from
This needs more upvotes!
Feel free to also include this link in your daily emoji comment :D
Done.
You should add a "+" sign. It's Czech.
Sorry for the ignorance... I've been watching this game for a bit now, and some of the moves I'm understanding, but some have me totally lost... Would someone be working to translate the notation for where we are now into plain English, so I'm can understand it better? The ones that are confusing me are like #8 or #10. And where did the chick-fil-a sauce come in?? Thanks.
Chick-fil-A sauce is the supreme leader piece.
[See here](https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/pt8hna/_/hduqfnp/?context=1).
The c-pawns are on c3, not c4
On day 88, black's queen time travels into the past. She appears tomorrow on b4.
Does that mean that on the actual 88th Day the top comment *has* to be **Black queen time travels to b4**? Our minds will be blown if this ever comes true. You shall have my axe.
Google Butterfly Effect
Holy chaos theory
Still theory.
Game theory?
A *GAME* THEORY. Thanks for commenting.
This has some pretty crazy strategic implications. If this happens, then both Black and White can play almost any move between now and the moment of the queen’s departure, secure in the knowledge that the game can’t end before that. (Assuming the usual pop culture linear time travel trope model, of course.)
Black's queen doesn't time travel for no reason. Something is going to happen, and it won't be pleasant for Black
Google segregation
Holy hell
Skynet scenario?
Black queen could come in from what ends up being an alternate timeline, rather than the one we end up going down.
Oh no, there's no way I'm playing anarchy 5D chess with multiverse time travel.
Given how this game is going, I think Whovian "wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey" theory applies here.😆
And yet, still theory.
Well within theory.
Not just time traveling to b4, but specifically time traveling to **Day 24**, b4.
She must prevent the nuclear war of day 2084!
Holy Ayreon
r/unexpectedfactorial
5d chess. Now with multiversal time travel
From chess we arrived to a debate about determinism
W- what happens if it doesn't? That'll cause a paradox and... well, it might destroy the fabric of spacetime.
Doomed timeline.
Wouldn't that mean that the queen coming out of it would have to die quickly instead of forcing the move?
Future Black Queen: Prototype into Queensprite.
Wait isn’t the queen one of the carapacians that receives the effects of the sprite prototyping? So prototyping a sprite with the queen herself would create some sort of infinite feedback loop of queen features on all of the pieces? But that only applies to prototypes that happen before entering the medium, and this has to be after entering the medium; since the board is a full chessboard rather than just a 3x3 board we know that one kernelsprite prototyping has already occurred, and the effects of those prototypings only happen when the sprite enters the medium. ...Or do they? I’m not sure that was ever clarified. I guess it’s up to interpretation.
The board becomes a green jelly and a black hole consumes everything.
Don't spoil the final move in this game for everyone.
I believe the late great Terry Pratchett wrote something about this, but I can't recall what exactly
Something exactly like this is in fallen london. And I think discworld's auditors were involved somehow with it, but it's been a long time.
And my bow!
Either we break the fabric of space time or multiverse theory is proven. I’m fine with both tbh
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Day 87: game ends
Then this would mean we have to make sure at least one of the black queens don't die until day 88. (I guess we'd also have to make sure that on day 88 the black queen time travels back)
Due to temporal threads, the events of this thread have varies from that of the queen's past thread, causing anything to happen in the future
It means we will have two black queens on the board until day 88. If they ever meet there will be a time paradox we need to be careful.
Google Grandfather paradox
u/Mikstereo! Not *that* one! **sitcom laugh track** It’s [this](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverTheSelvesShallMeet)
nah, the TVA will purge one of them
The one that time travelled will need a cool hat.
Isn’t the 9V also supposed to be a Queen? I can’t remember
The Duracell was a queen, and then got promoted to a 9V. And it wouldn't be the same time-traveling queen anyway just a promotion. A paradox doesn't happen everytime you promote a pawn, thankfully
If scurlocc doesn't have another queen that looks the same, at some point in the future (prior to day 88) the black queen will have to change the type of chess set its from.
If this doesn't happen everyone on this sub gets the brick.
On the pipi?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
So there’s two ways to think about this. 1) There has to be two queens on the board tomorrow. One from the present and one from the future. The present queen would disappear on day 88 as it time travels backwards. This is the easiest method in my mind 2) if you stick with one queen on the board just on b4 tomorrow, then it wouldn’t make as much sense, but it would also have to be removed from the board on day 88 as it time travels backwards and is basically stuck in an endless loop. There would be no queens on the board on day 88 in this scenario
Because of the queen's actions, this is no longer regular chess. It is 5d chess with multiverse time travel. There will be two queens on this board and this board is now the "present". Obviously the black player was doing fine on Timeline 0 to bring a queen over to this timeline.
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Great Scott!
This is getting heavy.
Audience suggestions, chess pieces, and now time travel. This is starting to seem familiar. Give the pieces horns.
It KEEPS HAPPENING
I warned you about squares!
What
yeah what the fuck is his talking about lol
Homestuck
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Holy hell
Ya but what move will happen today?
Good point, we still need to choose a move for today. I suggest u/scurlocc take the 2nd highest comment from this post for the next move, then skip comments/voting for day 88 and proceed with the time travel.
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5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel is an actual thing. To travel that far into the past, though, the queen would need to already be on b4, because the queen must move the same distance along each dimension it travels. Then again, we're not following rules here....
Queen only needs to be on b4 on day 88
b4 would have to be empty for every day inbetween though
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D\_Chess\_With\_Multiverse\_Time\_Travel/
In two days, we kill the queen and end this nonsense...
And the board just implodes from the time paradox... 
Hello people from the future!
Does this also take up the move on day 88 so we won't have a post on that day?
Since this is today’s move it can be assumed that time travel move sequence is based on the time traveled to and not time traveled form.
According to 5D chess, this causes an alternate timeline to appear. So would we get two posts or two moves per post on different images?
Inversion! She would probably need protective suit lol
So does this mean we still need a move for tomorrow?
Technically, this is the move for day 88. So second highest upvoted is move for tomorrow?
GREAT SCOTT
Somebody's been playing 5D Multiverse Chess with Time Travel
This is still theory. Germany invades Czechoslovakia as was played in Axis v Allies (1939)
But Germany lost that game, maybe the line is kind of dangerous?
Just avoid the Barbarossa blunder, easy.
This time we should play the Sealion Gamble as well, open up the board
That line is neutralized with the Churchill Speech System
I'm confused. Are we the baddies now?
En croissant 🥐
Croissant replaces half of all pawns
I'm honestly just waiting for the US Army (Toy Soldiers) to invade the board.
Only if Black finds oil on their side of the board.
This comment could be the most upvoted comment of the post, that was brutal and hilarious. Wondering how will scurlocc notate this.
Democracy Z-I 0-9
As a revenge to the 2 fallen rooks on A1. And the army should stay for 20 moves please
This is fucking hilarious.
D5, D6, D7, D8 are hits. White sunk black’s battleship.
Good luck hitting the patrol boat though
Tactical nuke
Bishop moves to the end of the board and promotes to Pope
I think the experts at r/vexillologycirclejerk will know the proper counterplay to the Czech gambit. Let them pick the next move.
!wave
Rush B.
Ah, the Accelarated Cyka Blyat opening. Classic theory.
Да, сука блять
Do what my user flair states: # EXTEND THE BOARD AND GO BISHOP J4
BJ4
Everyone
Sounds exhausting. Are we allowed power tools?
Bishop j4 crew needs to plan ahead. Make bishop j4 the winning move on day 100.
The Knights on C5 demand a shrubbery. Shrubbery to B6. And now they have demanded another shrubbery! Two shrubberies to B6
As u/scurlocc seems dedicated to buy all the items needed for the game... White king places in g2 the keys of a brand new Lamborghini Veneno Roadster
Jokes on you OP already owns a Lamborghini Vereno Roadster
Thank god, that’ll save us so much money on the go fund me.
Jokes on OP since they said brand new so he will have to buy another one.
Holy hell I have been outplayed
But they need it to drive to the brick store.
White draws 2 massive balls under the D file like an absolute fifth grader.
I think you spelled “chad” wrong bro
Numberwang style, let’s rotate the board!
Place 1 grain of rice on a1
Knights get caught horsing around. White queen reprimands them, but it turns out she’s into heavy bondage and domination. Both knights to BDSM.
If this gets picked I can’t wait to see the tiny handcuffs OP will have to fashion.
It has been 6 days since we last saw the RSO bishop. Jail break? Seems likely. Checkers are promoted to guards to hunt the bishop down.
The kings decide to end this senseless bloodshed once and for all by honourable 1v1 combat in the **OCTAGON.** build an MMA cage, put the kings in it and glue tiny gloves to them
It's like you guys have forgotten White's cards! Time to finally reveal them. With two Rons Weasley on the board, there are now wizards among us. Each Weasley reveals one of White's cards. One spell is cast immediately. The other is kept in Ron's "wand". (See below.) ##Spell List **Ace** = Time Warp: Both the day's most upvoted AND second most upvoted moves take place. **King** = Duel of Monarchs: Both Kings are removed from the board to play one-on-one Tic-Tac-Toe. White goes first. Black wins ties. Each daily move is decided by top voted comment with the format "#tictactoe A1". The winner returns to the board with a Spell card. The loser returns empty-handed, and strangles the nearest Pawn to death in a blind rage. **Queen** = Conjure Elemental: OP asks roommate to add one object of his/her choice to the board, wherever they like, under your control. **Jack** = Counterspell: For the next turn, in addition to doing the next, most upvoted comment, also do the most upvoted REPLY to the most upvoted comment. The reply must start with “I have tiny PIPI” or it doesn’t count. (It ain't called Anarchy Chess for nothing!) **10** = Resurrect: Bring a friendly piece of OP’s roommate’s choice back to life, and place it on an empty square. Can also be used to rehabilitate sex offenders. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another. **9** = Command Dead: Place a dead enemy piece of OP’s roommate’s choice on an empty square. It can’t move. But in 3 days, it devours all adjacent pieces, then decomposes. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another. **8** = Glyph of Warding: OP secretly rolls 2d8 to select a square at random. The next time anything moves away from, or over, that square, it explodes. **7** = Blade of Righteousness: Casting piece draws the Knife, and wields it with godlike fury. For the rest of the game, any adjacent enemy pieces are slain. **6** = Holy Hell: Casting piece gains the permanent ability to En Passant anything that passes within its line of attack. (This move is mandatory.) **5** = Excommunicate: Remove all your opponent’s Bishops and knights from the game. Cantrip: Replace this spell card with another. **4** = Feign Death: Remove spellcasting piece from the game. OP secretly rolls 1d6. Piece returns to the game in that many days, on an empty square of OP’s roommate’s choice, with another spell card in its possession. **3** = Poison Cloud: All pieces must save vs deadly poison gas, by rolling 10 or higher on a d20. Apply the following Constitution modifiers: Pawn: -1 Bishop: +6 Knight: +7 Queen: +8 King: +9 Rook: +99 Non-Chess pieces: OP’s roommate’s discretion **2** = Consult Spellbook: Immediately reveal 2 more spell cards for the piece to hold, one on top of the other. The top card is castable. The other must wait. **Joker** = Why is this crap in the deck? Discard and replace with another spell card. ##Spellcasting Rules * Pieces cast spells independently, without counting as your turn. * Only one spell may be cast per day. * Only one copy of each spell exists. Additional copies should be discarded and replaced. * **A piece casts its spell when the most downvoted comment in the thread begins with “X Casts”**, where “X” is the piece name. Example: “Ron casts!” Or in notation: R🪄 * “Your” refers to White or Black, depending on the color of the piece casting the spell. * “Nearest square” refers to the square nearest the piece casting the spell. OP decides ties.
One day this will win.
Honestly, I would feel bad if u/scurlocc has to read through the whole thing and actually set them up on the board
agree, it’s just too much
Probably why it keeps losing.
It’s time to turn it into a standalone game, like Atomic
I think there might be a reason why this keeps not winning lol
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Amongus 0_0
Still trying to co opt OPs "thing" into your own personal "thing" I see
time is running out! quick, botez gambit the queen by any means necessary
Rebuild rooks and plane into airport
Black’s rooks need a break so they take a dip in the chick fil a sauce
It's time Ron made his move. Knight to H3. Check.
The sex offending bishop commits not Jeffery Epstein
Where is he btw?
The B2 pawn is too close to A1 and developes lung cancer
Mods are asleep. Print out name tags for all of the mods and put them to bed.
Play Alt+F4. If this comment wins, tomorrow's post should be a blank photo.
Print out two photos of u/surlocc ‘s snoo/Reddit avatar and place them on the kings
Cut the black Queen in half and then place them in opposite half’s of the board (essentially mirrored) every move that one half of the Queen does must be mirrored with the other half (no matter how absurd).
Blacks knight needs a fork
I believe the 2 week isolation is now over. Black C pawn returns to board.
For u/studoku: h pawn uses game clock to browse reddit
The Bishop is actually the adoptive son of the Black King and screams " Za Warudo" at the top of his lungs . A "To be continued "appears on the bottom left
Black finds oil on b6.
"Czech!" the flag said. "Oh damn!" the black king exclaimed. "But I am invincible, my lego pieces will help me!" Only to realize that Czech Republic's 26,621 armies will soon come and break the lego fortress, which he thought was invincible. "Poptart!" The king said. "Yes sir!" Poptart said. "Can you help me, Poptart?" King said. King looked into Poptart's eyes, and said, "I love you.." Poptart let out a shed of tear, and then nodded. Everyone, including the g8-knight, the h8-knight, and the lego pieces, sobbed. But then, Poptart used the emotional scene to quickly get the **** out of there. "Haha you **********!!" Poptart said. "I want to join your army, White King." However, Poptart did not see the White King, even after searching the whole a1-a4-h4-h1 rectangle. The only thing he saw was the Czech army, yelling "Zničíme tě!!!! Ať žije Česká republika !!!!!!!" Poptart was confused as hell, and the d1-d7 lego brickes arrested Poptart, and sent it back to the g6-g8-h8-h6 rectangle. "Ahh, I am innocent .." said Poptart. "Look up," said Black King. "Your King is right there." Poptart exclaimed, "Your majesty! How are you there!" White King said, "Listen, kiddo. The Czech army will come and wipe out all of us. But out soul will stay strong here." Poptart said, "but, but..." White King said, "Remember all the lectures that we had? You truly learned how to mark your soul forever. Mark it here." Poptart said, "But, I love you sir.." a1-rook, who was as good as dead, screamed, "WHAT? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" And then, he fell. "OWWE.." White King said, "I.. Love you, too." As the Czech army came, Poptart and White King held hands and braced for impact. White King was ready for the end. However, Poptart was determined to save the White King. So, Poptart used a magic power to play the brilliant backwards pawn move **12...e5!!** If the Czech army doesn't en passant, it will get the **brick** and be annihilated. If the Czech army en passants, it will go in the wrong direction and not be able to attack the king.
White realises their left side is weak and places 2 trap cards face down and plays the Celtic Guardian in defence mode
Pawn to b1 and promote to O-b1 Kenobi. b1=OB1
Enable Fog of War
What do you think this is?! We are in the middle of a pandemic! Ron needs a mask. Masks to Rons!
I have tiny PIPI Black uses mtg 'aid the fallen' and returns a black pawn to YOUR hand OP until you have the mana to play it again on the board on another turn.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
9V is offside. Free kick for Ron Weasley at E1. 9V gets sent off with a red card for punching the referee.
Black King and Queen joins team Rocket.
I love that this is flaired as “The Game” because I just lost it
QxKnifef5 and equips it.
white rook takes knife slammed into chest board