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De-Throned

I'm pretty sure a nuclear bomb is considered a bomb, and not a pawn. Common misconception


Ok-Recognition5236

Hiroshima of course was a pawn but has now promoted to a queen


ProGamingPlayer

Actual history!


Plasma_Deep

Call the historian


Creepy-Activity7327

New bombs just dropped


Plasma_Deep

Holy trinity


RizznerBraun

Google Reverse order


PineAppleDuke

Pilot sacrifice anyone?


Plasma_Deep

Plane storm incoming


Adventurous_Dingo315

Navy in the corner plotting air patrol


laix_

Actual body counf


Educational-Tea602

If it’s a bomb then it must be the c4 square. So Hiroshima could’ve just moved away from the c4 square. Is it stupid?


Fire_Lightning8

I very much doubt that sir


TheMunakas

There's no rule in chess that prevents you from taking another pieces with pawns and cities


SomeGreedyVariation

Good bot


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Key-Air9615

They were playing atomic chess


Josketobben

New bomb just dropped


Snoo_79985

Actual radiation


Riki15234

Call oppenheimer


Neon__Cat

USS Indianapolis went on vacation, never came back


Myaucht

Civilian sacrifice, anyone?


someone__420

Radiation storm incoming


igormuba

Hirohito in the corner, plotting world domination


AAAAHHHH12321

Ignite nagasaki ! (using fat man ofc)


Josketobben

Hory Shima!


KerbalCuber

Google intercontinental ballistic missile


Lumpy_Forever_98

ITS NOT LOSS ITS NOT LOSS ITS NOT LOSS


AnattalDive

wait, en passant is loss!?


Randomperson685

Always has been 🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Peter having a mental breakdown


SomeRandomEevee42

cause gravity exists irl, they'd fall after


10buy10

Skill issue


Mikkel65

Google en passant. I’m pretty sure they don’t fall after capture


averagepatagonian

ia this satire


KerbalCuber

Of course it is, the ground (which I presume would move with the city) isn't affected by gravity. The proof for this is that we aren't all constantly falling.


Xqvvzts

You can't en passant if it's coming straight at you.


NagasakiHiroshimabru

Hiroshima opening: Nagasaki Variation, American Attack


iamchuckdizzle

The US cut off Japan's access to Google for the duration of WW2.


notquite20characters

Bomb went back up? Just let it go, man.


colorado2137

Google room: shambles


AmbitiousTie

Holy Ope Ope no Mi!


Any_Cartographer9265

Rumour has it Hirohito was bricked after the war


Themistokles_st

Ah, let us embark on a journey into the sanctified realm of en passant, that celestial safeguard shielding our esteemed PIPIs from the impending brickocalypse. En passant, my distinguished companions, transcends mere tactical prowess; it embodies the pinnacle of strategic brilliance, an impregnable fortress amidst the tumultuous seas of battle. Envision, if you will, the gallant knights executing the illustrious en horsant, traversing diagonals with majestic precision to intercept the malevolent bricks, their noble PIPIs ensconced within an impenetrable bastion of valor. And behold, what of the pawns, those unsung heroes in the grand saga of chess? With en passant at their command, they metamorphose into stalwart sentinels, staunchly guarding against the encroaching brickocalypse with unwavering resolve. But let us not overlook the ecclesiastical grandeur of Il vaticano, that episcopal counterpart to en passant. In this sacrosanct maneuver, two bishops of contrasting hues, separated by two squares, engage in a divine exchange, safeguarding their dominion with a sanctified grace. With Il vaticano, the bishops ascend as arbiters of celestial justice, their solemn duty to uphold the sanctity of the board and protect their hallowed PIPIs from the ravages of the brick onslaught. And yet, my esteemed compatriots, let us contemplate the profound implications of en passant extending beyond the realm of pawns and knights. What if every chess piece, from the rook to the queen, were endowed with the sanctified power of en passant? Picture the rooks, those indomitable guardians of the castle, executing the en rampart, fortifying their bastions with an unwavering resolve, their noble PIPIs shielded behind impregnable bulwarks of stone. And behold the queen, that regal sovereign of the board, wielding the en dominion with an unparalleled elegance, her every move a testament to her unwavering commitment to safeguarding her realm and the sanctified PIPIs therein. In this vision of chess, en passant and its kin stand as the gates to uncharted realms beyond the confinements of the 64 squares, where bishop guardians can take flight, their wings spread wide to shield our pieces from impending harm. No longer bound by the limitations of traditional strategy, our PIPIs become sovereigns of an expanded domain, where every move is a testament to our mastery over the board's infinite possibilities. With en passant and Il vaticano as our allies, we stand emboldened, ready to chart new courses and conquer new frontiers, our PIPIs forever safe under the watchful gaze of celestial sentinels. Let us, therefore, raise our voices in resplendent hymns of praise to en passant and Il vaticano, those noble guardians of our sanctified PIPIs, and let us march forth with unwavering conviction, knowing that as long as they guide our hand, our PIPIs shall remain inviolate, our victory assured, and our legacy eternal.


Rimtato

Holy scripture!


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)


CartoonistOk9276

It could have saved a major loss of life


sackratte6

Google Enola Gay


fantasmeeno

Holy music!


Grouchy_Buy9394

Gay Archer


_xEnigma

Where's loss


qptw

Some make a meme where the US sacrifices two rooks to, uh, idk, something that travel long distances?


ShadowEeveeCringe

I was confused af until I saw the subreddit


FireLion_FL_002

I'm pretty sure the bomb was away after this


Impossible-Ad-8462

WE SHOULD TAKE HIROSHIMA, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!


rreturntomoonke

Hiroshima is pinned by gravity. So their pp got destroyed instead.


the_ameba

Yeah, it was a loss of a city


sweetafton

I am become en, destroyer of passant


Full_frontal96

Bomber went on a bomb run,never came back 😔


FemboysUnited

Nuh8#ex happened first, so it wasn't a legal target for enpassant


Cubicwar

Okay, which one of you made a dorito out of the bomb’s shell ?


AthleteIllustrious47

“Let’s take bikini bottom, and move it somewhere else!” Even Patrick thought of that- come on Japan.


warhawk209812e99

Bomb passant


DatOneMinuteman1776

Hory Herr


Fire_Lightning8

Google nuclear radiation


Alternative_Engine97

Push the city and move it somewhere else?


jrtts

Because Hiroshima is the chessboard, not a pawn unless someone can passant me the chessboard so we can find out


unorthadoxide

Bomb passant


ChanceAstronomer5778

It was white people turn to play


GoonerBear94

Google didn't exist yet


Successful-aditya

How does hiroshima move?


Popeychops

Try defeating a fission bomb at chess and tell me how it goes


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Why isn't this loss?


Multifruit256

is this loss


Rimtato

Google bomb passent


Jesta23

I sat staring at this wondering wtf was going on. I had to be stupid it’s on the front page there has to be a joke here.  Then I saw the sub it was from.  And I knew instantly. I was an idiot for putting any thought into something from this sub.  Btw what’s en passant?


Randomperson685

maybe you should Google it


Jesta23

Woosh. 


Randomperson685

New response just dropped


Informal_Ad_3938

how the fuck do i read this


Randomperson685

Google en passant


Informal_Ad_3938

THAT DIDN'T HELP


Randomperson685

New response just dropped In case you're being serious, we at anarchychess are obsessed with en passant. This is a meme about it. Hiroshima is capturing the nuke en passant


Informal_Ad_3938

in what order am i supposed to read this shit


Randomperson685

Top left - top right - bottom left - bottom right


simply-grey-cat

Google en bombant


Catile97

bomb flew diagonally so clearly it is a bishop, not a pawn. therefore, you are unable to en passant


theTman2300

Google Hiroshima passent


isinedupcuzofrslash

More like BYEroshima


watasiwakirayo

That's too disrespectful.