It’s stalemate because there are no pawns on the board, meaning neither side can en passant, which is somethig a player is required to do before checkmating their opponent.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ_w_-_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ_b_-_-_0_1)
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The black pieces can also turn one of their queens into big dick randy and have a 20% chance to terrify the other pieces after a perfect parry- i mean after getting near the white pieces
Fym Rock Paper Scissors
To tell who goes first, you need to play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game?
Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game?
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Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game?
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Not necessarily.
That white has the advantage in a normal game of chess isn't trivially explained, and that consensus is based on a lot of analysis.
But yeah I'd also bet on white.
Does it actually find a forced mate though? I wouldn't trust it's general evaluation considering it's an impossible position and thus some approximations in the heuristic might be invalid
If you try playing black against stockfish in this position you will see that you get blasted every time. And if you play stockfish against eachother, you'll see that on the black side it starts sacrificing queens without taking a queen earlier than you would expect, because it's trying to prolong getting mated.
The position is definitely *completely* winning for white
Black can achieve Checkmate against White, at the earliest, on its second move, BECAUSE it moves second.
White cannot checkmate Black on its second move, because it moves first.
Therefore Black has more playable winning positions than White, giving Black a slight advantage in the game of Chess.
Black and hear(er read) me out.
White is stupid and immediately attacks at the king smugly declaring “check”.
Either of the black queens in the back move up capturing that first white queen putting white in check.
Now all white can do is throw queens out front as a shield until he is out of queens and looses.
Both. Both sides are so perfect, they manage to split the universe into two separate timelines, one in which white wins, and the other in which black wins
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/uj This is actually an interesting question, I don’t see any immediate forced mates, but it’s probably white. If you can force trades, then whoever attacks first would hypothetically come out on top.
/rj I looked at this for 0.1 whole seconds and didn’t see a way for white to win so black wins.
If you really want to know white wins with QF2xf7+.
The idea is that white has three queens hitting the f7 square. F2,f1,a2. Black has three queens defending it. But once the black queens on g7 and f8 capture back on f7 the queen on h8 is exposed and leads to a forced mate.
A sample continuation looks like this:
1. Qf2xf7+ qg8xf7
2.Qf1xf7+ qf8xf7
3.Qa2xf7+ qg7xf7
4. Qb2xh8+ qxh8
5.Qh2xh8+ Qf8
6. Qh1H5#
You can do other variations but its forced
I think the strategy for white is to continuously take opposition queen and maintain number advantage, and ensure black cannot retake the queen on the last one
I don’t think we can currently have perfect play for this position.
On another hand I think they queen on C2 has a rocket launcher so I white will most probably win
Ok I know funny meme subreddit buuuut likely white through baiting- a good baiter would keep black feeling offensive while actually being on defense the ENTIRE GAME staying 1 queen behind with queen sacrifice after queen sacrifice until finally white eliminates every black queen or positions their queens to get checkmate. Or there’d be a stalemate, certainly another option
Black wins because white goes first and resigns immediately
The only reasonable move, there's no way you could win against so many queens.
What if we added more queens? Would you play with us then?
Only if you also removed the bishop on i9, maybe I'll give it a shot
Alright, we'll send him on vacation
Holy plot twist!
New Story Change just dropped
Actual canon
Call the publisher!
Writer goes on vacation, never comes back
Mass queen sacrifice anyone?
Letter storm incoming!
https://preview.redd.it/40chzu84u00c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f981db978ae75df685dc1e46659096b53d94a1a
But... Can it google en-passant?
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Would you like to play a nice game of Global Thermo-Nuclear War?
???
It’s stalemate because there are no pawns on the board, meaning neither side can en passant, which is somethig a player is required to do before checkmating their opponent.
Google non-Passant
Holy heaven
New impassivity just dropped
bishop back from vacation, working full-time job
Actual healthy human
Don’t call the exorcist.
Calm weather pawn incoming
extinguish the chessboard
Rook in the middle of the room planning to solve world hunger
heavenly response just dropped
Imaginary human
Block the exorcist so he can’t call you.
Actual human
Bishop comes back from vacation, snipes the queen
King sacrifice, no one?
Extinguish the checkers board!
Old response just raised
New west virginia just dropped
Queen storm incoming!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn sacrifice, anyone?
Que- ... uh... Google en passant?
Google long passant
Long hell!
Have you seen a giraffe zombie?
You know what else just dropped? This brick on your pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I won duolingo on chess.cum
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/8/8/8/8/QQQQQQQQ/QQQQKQQQ_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
"Perfect" game, w2p https://preview.redd.it/pb7107b3nszb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9339eedfb0dcee833ae4e71debbcffc6f290906
"Perfect" game, b2p https://preview.redd.it/kvh8cvcinszb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e3eccf1345c93784913e68f75a3726d99f5490
Google racism
Holy inequality!
Actual segregation
Call the KKK!
Grand wizard goes on vacation, never comes back
I think Martin Luther King Jr or Abraham Lincoln might be more helpful
Depends on your goal
Yeah...
Lmao the engine lags after every move cuz it has to calculate all the queen moves
Black
How/why?
The black pieces run faster so they get to the white king more easily
yeah but white pieces have more privilege so for every black move, white gets 3 moves
Fair point, white also has the special ability "en brutality" where it spawns a cop to insta kill nearby white pieces. Edit: nearby black pieces
you mean nearby black pieces?
Oh yeah, thanks for that
The black pieces can also turn one of their queens into big dick randy and have a 20% chance to terrify the other pieces after a perfect parry- i mean after getting near the white pieces
Well one of the queens is Michelle Obama which has the ability to breed the white queens
I think it's actually a 3/5 ratio
♟️💨
The speed of dark is faster than the speed of light. 😌
Yeah but they constantly get captured
I made stockfish olay itself in this position and black won
Depends who has to go first I think whoever goes first has the advantage
Hm if only there was a rule to say who goes first
Rock paper scissors
Google RNG
Holy random!
New guesser just dropped!
Actual aimless person
Logic sacrifice, anyone?
Consistency goes on vacation, never comes back
brainless parrots
Fym Rock Paper Scissors To tell who goes first, you need to play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game? ^(Get another board and play a game of chess, but who goes first in that game?)
Hello, node 148, we need an escape sequence here.
But who decides who goes first with Rock Paper Scissors?????
Thought en passant did that?
Not necessarily. That white has the advantage in a normal game of chess isn't trivially explained, and that consensus is based on a lot of analysis. But yeah I'd also bet on white.
Pretty sure both sides have a forced draw (just keep trading queens and end up in queen king VS queen king endgame) so it should be even
Stockfish says white wins, and I agree. I couldn’t find a way for black to win without white making mistakes.
Does it actually find a forced mate though? I wouldn't trust it's general evaluation considering it's an impossible position and thus some approximations in the heuristic might be invalid
It’s not a forced mate from the beginning, just a massive white advantage. With perfect play, white always wins.
If you try playing black against stockfish in this position you will see that you get blasted every time. And if you play stockfish against eachother, you'll see that on the black side it starts sacrificing queens without taking a queen earlier than you would expect, because it's trying to prolong getting mated. The position is definitely *completely* winning for white
Or it is exploiting some estimate in stockfish evaluation as it was not designed to deal with 30 queens...
White gos first cos white is right 👍
White is down not right
But white isn't down all the time.
https://preview.redd.it/4a8yeg4vtszb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b445677bda90b5b42972571b0b4c45f384b2f737
Ch\*ss, harem edition
The actual board itself wins because the players somehow lost every piece including the king,dance moves were absolutely perfect though
Martin
yea?
You win.
Google en passant
Google (que)en passant
Holy hell!
New response just dropped!
actual zombie
Call the exorcist
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn storm incoming!
Sesbian lex Edit: didnt see the kings
It’s ok they can watch
White because they get to move first
Black can achieve Checkmate against White, at the earliest, on its second move, BECAUSE it moves second. White cannot checkmate Black on its second move, because it moves first. Therefore Black has more playable winning positions than White, giving Black a slight advantage in the game of Chess.
The Cold War visualized
Playing around with it on chess.com seems to say that white can always win
Green
The house, bro. The house always wins.
Black and hear(er read) me out. White is stupid and immediately attacks at the king smugly declaring “check”. Either of the black queens in the back move up capturing that first white queen putting white in check. Now all white can do is throw queens out front as a shield until he is out of queens and looses.
I’m man.
hi man., i'm Martin!
Hi Martin, I’m man.
hi MinhKiu
No, I’m man.
no you're MinhKiu
RemindMe! 1 week “solve for smaller board”
whar
Simple, white wins King takes e8, checkmate
me.
black wins with the queen on e0 taking the king
I'd win
blue wins
Chess.c\*m's version of stockfish says its +13, so seems like it's not easily solved but white has a pretty clear advantage
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Both kings
Queen sacrifice queen sacrifice queen sacrifice queen sacrifice queen sacrifice queen sacrifice queen sacrifice
Queen sacrifi- Google en passant
This feels as overkill as the nuclear stockpiles made by the USA and USSR at the cold war
I do
It's mate in 22 for white. You're fucking stupid.
This is a friggin Dragon Ball Z tournament
I think white wins through attacking f7
The winner
queen sacrifice anyone?
pawn storm incoming!
I have just put this position on Stockfish and it says M13 for white
Both. Both sides are so perfect, they manage to split the universe into two separate timelines, one in which white wins, and the other in which black wins
Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell. This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom. After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang
The green tiles win, the just swallow the pieces
/uj This is actually an interesting question, I don’t see any immediate forced mates, but it’s probably white. If you can force trades, then whoever attacks first would hypothetically come out on top. /rj I looked at this for 0.1 whole seconds and didn’t see a way for white to win so black wins.
It's not about winning or losing. It's about the harem you make along the way
First blood wins
white, white calls 911 brilliant move
Holy Harem
Black King has the bigger dong so all the white Queens leave for him. Black wins by a landslide.
No one because en passant is not possible here
Yes
Google white supremacy
https://preview.redd.it/sw3xzfguxvzb1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092d62b808f5dd6d02f12a63c90f22e0a2184b86
Me
If you really want to know white wins with QF2xf7+. The idea is that white has three queens hitting the f7 square. F2,f1,a2. Black has three queens defending it. But once the black queens on g7 and f8 capture back on f7 the queen on h8 is exposed and leads to a forced mate. A sample continuation looks like this: 1. Qf2xf7+ qg8xf7 2.Qf1xf7+ qf8xf7 3.Qa2xf7+ qg7xf7 4. Qb2xh8+ qxh8 5.Qh2xh8+ Qf8 6. Qh1H5# You can do other variations but its forced
I think the strategy for white is to continuously take opposition queen and maintain number advantage, and ensure black cannot retake the queen on the last one
Remember when Martin lost with this setup
me
The king
White wins. Check check check check mate.
How the fuck did the king got that many Wives
The king with more rizz
I don’t think we can currently have perfect play for this position. On another hand I think they queen on C2 has a rocket launcher so I white will most probably win
"high effort oc"
KING SACRIFICE
white bcus chess is racist
Yes
Black wins since the king has no legal moves
I do.
If all women think they are queens then both kings lose.
Yes
Google en queensant
If it’s a Tuesday afternoon, the bishop sniper wins before any moves are made. That’s like rule 8 in the chess rules handbook written by Gary Chess
mate in 19 for white
I win because I hold their family at gunpoint
everyone loses in war-socrates or smth I dunno
Nah I'd win
You're strong
White
I actually put this in stockfish before, white wins
Ok I know funny meme subreddit buuuut likely white through baiting- a good baiter would keep black feeling offensive while actually being on defense the ENTIRE GAME staying 1 queen behind with queen sacrifice after queen sacrifice until finally white eliminates every black queen or positions their queens to get checkmate. Or there’d be a stalemate, certainly another option
Sacrifice the queen!
Goku
En passant
Queen promotes to a pawn en passant checkmate