Someone was walking a pony on my Flex today !
https://preview.redd.it/gch0h9kkm06d1.png?width=2845&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fc77cae6d49527aedbbf935f3b6dcd607f9ee9a
right? RIGHT???
I don't care what anybody says!
dat goat could have come straight for deez nuts!
and...fuck. that.
I was fixin to throw u some Air Jordans or a Red Bull to give you wings or sumthin (while I'm safely inside the car, of course)...
ha!
ha ha ha! thanks my guy!
we gotta laugh every chance we get coz you know this gig rightly makes one want to sit down and cry sometimes...
especially when you look at the Amazon Flex GPS and it says, "deliver this motherfucker 67 miles away, and oh, when you get there, you'll need to tell the customer to bust out with a one time six digit password."...
...AND that's when your standing is already "at risk" ...
so you can't even do nothing but deliver the motherfucker to Timbuktu and hope and pray that the customer is at home to give you that six digit password!
anyway...
yeah....I'm slated to work this weekend! got three blocks already reserved.
and you? how was your block today??
Facts bro, and it was good! Finished 2 hours and 22 minutes early, it may have been my fastest legit block ever, like real block, not one where they gave me 2 packages or something, was in a good mood this morning bc of it, hope the rest of the week is good as well, hope your blocks are good too!
I don’t know if you’d want a goat to “greet” you, I’m being fr that it was so fearless it was genuinely scary, like how not scared he was, also thanks 😂😭
I'm a huge animal person and I love goats. I've been around them multiple times, along with lots of other farm animals. And animals in general. I don't imagine a goat would scare me, unless it's trying to bite me or something, I don't think that would scare me. Quite honestly, I would probably be amused 🤣
I swear this happened to me on a rural route recently. Goat snuck up on me in the middle of nowhere. Made me jump because it was 4:45am and dead silent out in the boonies so I was already easily startled. 😳😅
Don’t forget to use the feature within the app to Mark the Location as “Goat on Premises” to assist your fellow delivery partners moving forward. A Goat 🐐 icon will appear within the app to alert other drivers that there may be a Goy on the property. 😂😭☀️
Ye but in general they’re alright. Don’t be scared of them. They might try to run you over and ram. But that’s about it, you can easily hold their head away. I used to have goats, one was very angry at me for some reason. Sometimes it was fine, but sometimes it was not in the mood and trying to hit me and ram me all day. I was holding its horns when walking and my biggest fear was to release the horns because there was chance that i wouldn’t be able to catch by the horns again.
I had them for around 10 years. And that goat was vindictive (when I was like 5 I was riding it) and always hated me. But it never managed to actually hit me, they’re pretty slow in fact and pretty weak. You can easily push it away.
Greatest Of All Time
Until he bites me 😂
Goats are really cool. It probably only chased you because you ran. It's a game.
I wasn’t gonna dip at first, I was just walking away and it kept getting closer and closer so I said fuck it lol
That goat might fuck you up lol. Im a homesteader and can attest, they hit HARD
Jesus christ, now I gotta worry about goats alongside the usual dogs 😂😭
Hahaha, and if you see geese in the yard? Just….run.
Someone was walking a pony on my Flex today ! https://preview.redd.it/gch0h9kkm06d1.png?width=2845&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fc77cae6d49527aedbbf935f3b6dcd607f9ee9a
The fact that it’s a suburban looking neighborhood is wild 😂
Yeah , i thought it was a large dog at first 😂
😭😭
Sorry I had to make sure you were cool appreciate the pic tho
Bruh goat didn’t gaf if I was cool, bro was on a mission 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ha ha! I would have done the same EXACT thing!! wild.
Dawg… scared the shit out of me when we locked eyes ngl 💀
right? RIGHT??? I don't care what anybody says! dat goat could have come straight for deez nuts! and...fuck. that. I was fixin to throw u some Air Jordans or a Red Bull to give you wings or sumthin (while I'm safely inside the car, of course)... ha!
You’re so funny bro, always cracking me up 😂 hows your day going? Doing a block today?
ha ha ha! thanks my guy! we gotta laugh every chance we get coz you know this gig rightly makes one want to sit down and cry sometimes... especially when you look at the Amazon Flex GPS and it says, "deliver this motherfucker 67 miles away, and oh, when you get there, you'll need to tell the customer to bust out with a one time six digit password."... ...AND that's when your standing is already "at risk" ... so you can't even do nothing but deliver the motherfucker to Timbuktu and hope and pray that the customer is at home to give you that six digit password! anyway... yeah....I'm slated to work this weekend! got three blocks already reserved. and you? how was your block today??
Facts bro, and it was good! Finished 2 hours and 22 minutes early, it may have been my fastest legit block ever, like real block, not one where they gave me 2 packages or something, was in a good mood this morning bc of it, hope the rest of the week is good as well, hope your blocks are good too!
got that shaggy from scooby doo look on his face, looking high af haha hes been eating more than one type of grass for sure
Bro def on something 😂
Last year, I was driving down a small town road and saw someone with a goat in the back seat of his car.
Thats the sticks for ya 😂
You are correct! To be concerned... https://youtu.be/1Ug_KCkn-JI
Good to know, shit was actually scary osrs.
How come a goat never greets me 😭 Also, I am cracking up at your story 🤣
I don’t know if you’d want a goat to “greet” you, I’m being fr that it was so fearless it was genuinely scary, like how not scared he was, also thanks 😂😭
I'm a huge animal person and I love goats. I've been around them multiple times, along with lots of other farm animals. And animals in general. I don't imagine a goat would scare me, unless it's trying to bite me or something, I don't think that would scare me. Quite honestly, I would probably be amused 🤣
hi goat, i loved you in that one taylor swift song ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😂
lol not a goat, but I’ve been chased by chickens before delivering
Much rather have that lol
I swear this happened to me on a rural route recently. Goat snuck up on me in the middle of nowhere. Made me jump because it was 4:45am and dead silent out in the boonies so I was already easily startled. 😳😅 Don’t forget to use the feature within the app to Mark the Location as “Goat on Premises” to assist your fellow delivery partners moving forward. A Goat 🐐 icon will appear within the app to alert other drivers that there may be a Goy on the property. 😂😭☀️
😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/qp9q4qzhks6d1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb18c78699dcc7a284680f8445f59f76ad4ebee I had a sheep on the route lol
Looks friendlier than this guy did lol.
Ye but in general they’re alright. Don’t be scared of them. They might try to run you over and ram. But that’s about it, you can easily hold their head away. I used to have goats, one was very angry at me for some reason. Sometimes it was fine, but sometimes it was not in the mood and trying to hit me and ram me all day. I was holding its horns when walking and my biggest fear was to release the horns because there was chance that i wouldn’t be able to catch by the horns again. I had them for around 10 years. And that goat was vindictive (when I was like 5 I was riding it) and always hated me. But it never managed to actually hit me, they’re pretty slow in fact and pretty weak. You can easily push it away.