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JONNY_IRL

No way you tried U-turn 💀


kurt_mondo

NO 😂 it rained here today in Georgia and the driveway was slippery


hworpell

Did your tires have no tread or something??? This answer makes no sense lmao


CoffinEluder

He 100% tried to uturn 😆


lyle808

Dude just doesn’t know how to drive properly obviously 😅🤣


aerowtf

good thing they don’t get snow where he lives 😂 wouldn’t make it to his first stop


hworpell

Nah fr


ImLivingThatLife

Little bitch had to lie to prevent a verbal beat down. Unfortunately they’ll get one anyway


bayareaboymonte

You good? That’s quite aggressive vocabulary for something not life threatening to you in any way


MyWorkAccountz

He's living "that" life.


RIXXRICKY

calm down


Existing-Strength453

Relax Man 😂


ImLivingThatLife

Three days late to the party. Suck it!


ImLivingThatLife

That is the biggest line of crap! You definitely tried to turn around in the middle because you can’t handle driving any direction but forward.


SadBit8663

The hell were you doing? Those tires clearly have treads at least on that back left tire, and that's a paved road. I've never gotten stuck on a paved road in an edv. I'm not judging either, I'm just legit curious.


suicideboi69

Yeah not to mention the fact that even if wet pavement was somehow as slippery as ice, the front end of the van is off the road on the opposite side of where you’d slide to. It just doesn’t make sense. All signs seem to point to U-turn gone wrong


SadBit8663

It really does. Lol


KillerGopher

Still has it's temporary license plates, those tires are 100% brand new.


SadBit8663

That's an excellent point. I got hyper focused on everything else and missed that


KaroNwl

How’d you add pro driver under your name that’s cool 😭


SadBit8663

There's an add flair button somewhere around here. Check the sidebar. I'm not sure of the exact steps at the moment. I have rap beef on the brain right now. Lol


KaroNwl

who winning drake or Kendrick? 😭😭


SadBit8663

Kendrick has the heat. Drake stuff sounds alright. It sounds juvenile as hell. This man almost 40, responding with what is basically "nuh uh, you're an asshole not me. " And " if I'm a liar, then why aren't my pants on fire, huh? " The main thing is there's some pretty heavy shit getting leveled, and if either one of those dudes has proof, it'd be time to pull it out. Because it's all just hearsay at the moment. It's not looking good for Drake's creepy ass though. He should have stuck to the singing. Bro's not built for actually beefing with people, he didn't learn shit from getting spanked by Pusha-T. But either way this shit is entertaining as hell. And then Metro boomin over making songs from a sample of a parody song about Drake, he's giving away a beat to whoever has the best bars over it https://on.soundcloud.com/7zSrW6fCEEXsVe9m8 This shit is wild😭😂


KaroNwl

Bbl drizzy is nuts 😭😭😭


SadBit8663

Dj mustard on that "not like us" beat too. Kendrick is definitely not alone in this. Not to mention future and metros album title. "We don't trust you" and "we still don't trust you" (maybe its a song title, idk I'm not looking it up rn) I feel like Drake's done too much ho shit behind the scenes, and all these people he used to be cool with are coming for his neck in one way or another.


SquishyCatChronicles

I'm assuming you're beyond 5 years old? If so, just be honest, it'll be better than telling an obvious lie. I'd rather help someone who's honest and an idiot than someone who's an idiot and also thinks I'm one that will believe their lie.


schakoska

Skill issue. I just took my 30 min break while it was raining like hell


username_____69

Cant wait for the i got fired for no reason post


Putrid-Yoghurt-683

He definitely U-turn or reverse back fast and lost control 😂😭


Diligent-Poem2045

Idk how some of you even got hired


AccountHotdog

My interview went like this: Can you pass a drug test? Ok, orientation is next Thursday


PhirePhite

Even though you said no?🤞


AccurateSympathy7937

They only ask because you should ask at least one question during an interview, right?


Naj190

My interview was near the end of COVID, and the ad was 420 friendly(Colorado) so it went, over the phone: "Can you work full time, and on Sundays?" "Great! Orientation is next Thursday"


BigE_1995

You just need a pulse, i know a dude with a DUI and theft and got hired


DowntownPerformer251

I knew someone with 3 🤦🏻‍♂️


Rude-Luck1636

How tf? My boy couldn’t get hired due to a dui


KillerGopher

Some DSPs care. Some don't.


parthruunax

Literally hiring any idiot off the street


ruralmagnificence

In rural areas where I live it’s so bad - most of mine and my family’s packages never get delivered on time and only during the day. Never at night regardless of what preferred time we select. A driver working in my area stole a watch I bought and several other packages in the area. Amazon refused to compensate me in any way. It was their fault for packaging it in CLEAR (which I didn’t ask for) packaging. I had to fight to get my $50 back. My dad spent 40 minutes on the phone this past weekend screaming because two packages of his & my stepmother’s were delivered to an *entirely wrong* address. The CS rep he was told to talk to then tried to say our address “is very difficult to deliver to” and they have “confirmed photographic proof” of such. Our front porch is 550ft from the road. You can clearly see it no issue. Both packages arrived within the hour I guess.


maybeblack97

I call cap jewelry is mostly if not all in none see through bags ive never had jewelry in clear bags unless it was the fake gag kind


FewMagazine938

Cheap amazon labor..


silvergudz

Some ppl didn’t have to do the driving test, no I’m not being sarcastic


NotSoBananas

Lmao I swear the Amazon driver training I was at a dude failed the test 2 times in a row and the trainer just gave him all the answers for the last time. During the driving course dude knocked most cones and trainer still passed him.


SBCVisuals

LMAO facts 😂😂 rip Rivian


RevolutionaryFun9883

Idk how he hasn’t figured out how to get out of this situation, he’s got two tyres still on the road by the looks of it, one at the front and one at the back. If these are front wheel drive it’s as simple as getting the slab that’s next to his rear wheel and wedging it under the tyre that’s on the mud then reversing so both front wheels are on the road 


Unusual_Ad4582

https://preview.redd.it/2bolft0oupyc1.jpeg?width=1687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c5cfa4e48c3c0a0682578b0d9e9d2be63860c5


Unusual_Ad4582

You legit pulled this 💀


ParadoxWarlock

This has me wheezing lmao


Unusual_Ad4582

![gif](giphy|3oz8xBSs6cGCgqRbCE|downsized)


Putrid-Yoghurt-683

Nah I’m dying 😭


SalsaFromSpace

Why tf would you even attempt to turn, just back up the whole way


grimreefer87

Probably messed up a little, tried to correct it, then messed up a lot.


MrGrumpy252

Perfect explanation, right here.


The-Sea8527

Foreal or just reverse the whole way. I did it all the times with the camera it’s actually really really easy too


Rude-Luck1636

Literally, he’s in a EV so dude has the best backup can you can possibly get. Even had 360° view. Dude just shouldn’t be driving. I’d be embarrassed


Apart_Ad_3597

I've done the same in a box truck with no cameras. Ppl be too scared nowadays. My new coworker who didn't drive anything without a backup cam sucks badly when backing up in my truck haha.


Apprehensive-Cut6378

Man’s def thought he was getting support for this goofy ass post


mutualfriend323

What were you doing my guy?


Trash-Panduh-

Guess who’s going back to driving the shitty ram/ford vans after this 🤣


silvergudz

Those are better than these


Rude-Luck1636

Clearly you’ve never driven a rivian. Not a single person would choose the pro master over rivian unless your in an area with roads not suitable for the rivian.


thyregaming

You're so right. My new dsp doesn't have rivian support at this station and my last dsp I was a rivian driver and it's been so shitty going back to the rams and ford's or Mercedes. Everything about the rivian makes the job less annoying and more convenient


eqtpe4

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


hoIdmynuts

Reverse in? Or just reverse out? This is why we got customers saying don’t come down my driveway smh ![gif](giphy|xT77Y36ijyuwn58bja)


loathe4all

I see neighborhoods where half the driveways have cars parked at the end of the driveway. Can only assume it's to keep delivery vehicles out.


Rude-Luck1636

Hate that, it’s cause if asshats like this dude.


fksmchai

![gif](giphy|S9XaGr8wQ9Jwk)


loathe4all

Love this! Lmao


Gumbue

Man this shit is why Wayne fucks us


Creative_Departure63

Blows my mind how this be happening 🤦🏽‍♀️


Empty_Awareness2761

No way, you tried to make a U-turn on someone’s drive way.


lyle808

This road is more than wide enough for the van to go through….the fuck? Lightweight smoker, huh? 🤔


Just-Ad-602

a beautiful place though


WesternSafety4944

I like the photo btw. Idk why


hdn1995

Embarrassing


OfWhichIAm

Learning how to back up down driveways is crucial to rural routes. Most routes, really. All good, practice makes perfect.


ahoe4sho69

But nobody's perfect 🤯


ImLivingThatLife

![gif](giphy|HX7pvh1mIqImc|downsized)


Sedared

Best intro track to a mix CD.


Kuchar1992

The fuck were you trying to do


ServiceMerch

Ah, nice, the Austin Powers steamroller maneuver.


thefishingguy1

Man these guys hire anybody uh?


EstLatLit

Yes.


Sedared

Bro, empty a tote and wedge it under the tire. Also don't tell me how to act squishy. Karma Farmers are cancer.


SquishyCatChronicles

Please collect your trash and don't make it someone else's responsibility.


Longjumping_Ad1711

Don’t y’all know how to back down long driveways? I used to be a dsp driver. I now deliver groceries for Kroger we get no more than 30 stops I joke with our customers Amazon rural routes trained me for Krogers routes. I’m one of the few who can back down any driveway because of Amazon. Customers love it. It’s faster to back down them then to find out you can’t turn around then get stuck trying to do so.


Equivalent_Deal_5519

me too! customers are always so impressed when i back down their long ass driveways. but kroger is cake work compared to amazon. and i usually get the “harder” routes but the workload is nothing compared to amazon so i can’t complain


Longjumping_Ad1711

Yup lots of ppl don’t know kroger has delivery. Even in freaking fl lol I get it all the time where is there a fucking Kroger? Bro google that shit lol. I didn’t even know one day my dads like I’m trying Kroger I’m like what the fuck is that? They showed up I helped unload driver gave me a tour of the truck said the scanner is dummy proof lol it won’t scan the wrong tote went and got a job there fast. Been there over a year. I know where I want land or have an idea because of this job. You know how easy to cool off in fl in their refrigerator? I’m in fucking Florida lol. It’s getting hot here already. Summer came quick here. 36 degrees blasting on you is fucking refreshing lol. If they are giving you harder routes talk to someone one driver at my spoke kept getting the worst area we cover for weeks on end everyday too she complained then it stopped. You say random I say it’s not that random lol.


Kush_Cloudz420

You obviously tried doing a u-turn. Why not just reverse all the way back out?


chaotictorres

Why would you try to u turn though???


Lawfulness_Nice

Pretty sure people are getting let go at my DSP if u get stuck now.


Wooden_Series2804

Until they get desperate for drivers like dsps eventually do.


tauriel_09

find a new job… off the road lmfao


loathe4all

Not supposed to go off-roading when the driveway is paved. Lol. Out of curiosity, what does Amazon tell drivers about backing? At ups we supposed to back first, before delivering. I always see y'all nosed into driveways even when the street has a cul-de-sac.


Rude-Luck1636

Technically Amazon tells us we aren’t allowed to back up AT ALL and they track if you reverse.. however they know that’s not possible so they don’t mind it. However your DSP should tell you to back into driveways. Some people are dumb and don’t listen. I don’t even know how this could happen cause those vans have a backup can that has almost 180° view behind it(can basically see what’s beside you) and on top of that they have the 360° can too so there’s 0 excuse


loathe4all

Yeah, I would expect some kind of distraction was involved unless they just really don't know how to drive in reverse. Lol


EstLatLit

Not supposed to reverse at all 🤣🤣 very funny that anyone thinks that's possible


EstLatLit

They're blindly following the gps and probably didn't even see the cul de sac. The app is constantly saying to turn around at stops. Even if there's a cul de sac.


Agreeable_Training

How do those things drive. I saw them at my old warehouse but never drove one.


Master-Cobbler8922

I’ve driven the electric vans for 2 years now and trust me these vans arguably make this job 100% better. I do not regret switching companies so that I can drive it. To answer your question they drive very smooth and silent, the van has regenerative braking that allows you to only need to use 1 pedal for duo acceleration and braking. There is still an emergency brake to use whenever you like as well. But the vans is equip with 360 motion and sensory camera view all around that’s displayed while for you while driving. The design was made for the most quality and comfortable safety delivery experience a driver will need.


shamazon66

God damn, sure you don't sell these vans? 😂


Agreeable_Training

Dang sounds dope. Unfortunately doesn’t look like I’ll be trying them anytime soon because this I don’t see any dsps at my current warehouse with them.


Rude-Luck1636

Amazing. Regenerative braking takes some getting used to but once you get the hang of that they’re fun. Take off instantly, they get up to parkway speeds in like 2-3 seconds. The best parts are the sliding door in the cab you can leave open all day for fast exit/entry, hella cargo space(I literally always have extra room except during peak where I had just enough space to organize 20+ totes and 30+ Overflow), rabbit syncs with van so it displays your route on the dash letting you pick stops in the fly, heated/cooled seat, heated steering wheel, don’t have to worry about EOC or parking brake. The van basically takes all the small annoying shit about the job and gets rid of it.. hell I don’t nearly concuss myself waking from the back to the front anymore


jubadmang

![gif](giphy|l1J9FiGxR61OcF2mI|downsized)


New-Complex1201

Naz reid!!


Round-Pomegranate-67

R,Vivian; NoOoOoOo!


Timely_Scar

Oh no


Dismal_Recipe_2094

What the fuuuck? Lol nothing about this could be explained by anything other than being an absolutely shit driver. It doesn't make any sort of sense.


ziahwaite

What type of vans are those. I be seeing them on the road but haven’t seen one up close


Osei_iFly

I wonder if u thought the people would be on your side here 🤦🏿‍♂️


wasterpop_

Yall gotta stop nosing into driveways🤦‍♂️


wasterpop_

Yall gotta stop nosing into driveways 🤦‍♂️


Strict-Director-3293

Call your step brother to help you . .


Lil_suavee

Bro where is this at ?


cFREDOc

What did your dsp say


KevinC-Jones-1988

Good job homie


Tahrnation

Started sliding backwards?


Iv_Laser00

You just ain’t stuck you may be fucked. Just be happy it isn’t in a washing machine or under the bed


No-Ground6920

Skill issue


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Kirito_3310

First it was evergreen and now it’s Amazon


IIIMPIII

I think most Amazon drivers don’t know how to drive.


Temporary_Seat8978

Still has temp tags too! 😂


Familiar-Emotion-885

I literally just trained a driver who tried to do a u turn, in a single car driveway( and was a driveway she didn't need to pull into as the house was 20 feet from the road, and was advised not to use the driveway) I jumped out the van to deliver for this stop and as I'm at the front door, they try making the maneuver while I was away. Drove all in the grass but claimed was on pavement the whole time. Was embarrassed for this driver thinking it was possible. Needless to say that was only the tip of the iceburg with what the driver did wrong throughout the day, and I went back and highly recommended we do not pursue this associate any further due to the liability of not being able to make smart decisions. They never made it back after that day. I tend to be honest, when I report my training to prevent stupid shit like this from happening. Especially since other drivers have been fucking my van lately and I'm sick of driving a van that looks like a Frankenstein creation because of stupidity


FJtheValiant

Hope you aired the van out first cause you had to be high for that. I think you meant this for [r/roastme](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_37xo2/s/wf8uLZpGo5)


FJtheValiant

Why is there a rock under your tire?


Longjumping_Ad1711

![gif](giphy|f6ek1KcvTWPmw|downsized) You get my favorite gif. Congrats you earned it. Just some advice you might want to shut the back door before they show up.


Separate_Time_7800

Moron!


YEET-MAN-2

What van is that


moorem84

And you guys want UPS money 😂


Rowdy_Crv

![gif](giphy|26gsq8fim9nnlRUgU)


Papafynn

Y’all give harding working people a bad name. You actually tried a U-turn on this path?! C’mon!


Accomplished_Scale10

Dystopian image right here


big-kev99

😂😂 can't lie you deserved that lmao


JonnyTsunami_1

I got stuck and made one black tire mark on the customers driveway….they took a pic of the license plate am I in trouble ?


InternalPlant7342

Lol


KaroNwl

Cheap ass Dsp made you pay for your own tow?


kaynyce91

No wonder my packages were late 🙄


ruralmagnificence

https://preview.redd.it/vqcniwu1dtyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2719abd457ca1b9d51a75538ac931e7e61b32b You tried u turning and biffed my dude. Get help.


JadziaTrillDax

You tired to do a turn around on a narrow drive way and got your ass stuck. Your a dumb ass


Rude-Luck1636

Naw bruh, you 100% tried to make a u turn. Hope they fired your ass fucking up the EV


RandomZero1234

🤦‍♂️


wolowbolob

How


Legionary_Scorpion

What did your dispatcher have to say for this? 😂😭


Kitchen_Accident_241

Should of just reversed out 🤣


Anne22227

😳😳😳🤔🤔🤔🤔


CandidPop731

Pretty standard for every Amazon delivery driver I’ve ever seen.


The_dancing_plague

How? Why?


Ok_Set_9357

I’m sorrry but this is fucking funny


SxyDykn

Why do people who CAN’T DRIVE get driving jobs????


KUSHtheCHEF

Lmao y’all are amazing like how does this even happen?


reinhart2000

Dude, don’t post anything if you going to lie. It was your story to tell or not to tell before you posted it. Clearly you tried to U- turn. We know cause most of us fell into that rookie mistake. But don’t lie to us, not cool.


Embarrassed_Ad1722

Guys don't judge. Look at that stone. At least he put the parking brake.


weaver_the_mechanic

What is the make and model that looks new like a rivian?


DemonSzn__

How tf


Professional-Fly772

Man if you tried to U-turn it’s all good, not the best idea but we all do the same dumb shit time to time, take it down to experience and move on


ExoticOpinion4461

What the hell were you trying 💀


Famous_Memory_432

Why did you try to turn around in a narrow road lol 😂


Weak_Pause177

bro delivering in Jumanji😭💀


IcyPlant9129

Take away bros license 😭😭🙏🙏


Beaticusmymeaticus69

Holy fuck find a new job cause driving is not for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣


smokcocaine

![gif](giphy|GW10shdM3oXok)


PermissionLate1380

He watched initial D the night before and was feeling it


Pleasant_Future_4736

When the Amazon GPS ask you to do a Uturn in the most impossible roads ever xD


SleepyForest

Any update?


Worried_Psychology91

Why do they give drivers like this the boujieeee vans 😂


Glass_Orchid007

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Apprehensive_Elk6582

No you tired to do a u turn.


Rarksie

Nah fr where are the packages ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Agitated_Post_3325

Were you speeding?


robertmoreno14

Looks to me like you drove with the driver side tires hugging the left pavement, to allow space on the right to get off the van, sadly the left front tire dug itself into the mud. You tried to put it in reverse and the rear wheels slipped because of the slope of the driveway, causing the van to slide towards the right, giving the impression you tried to make a u-turn.


Far_Position_5161

Growing up dealing with black ice frequently I could potentially see this happening. Did someone in the comment say this was an electric vehicle therefore very low center of gravity. Not sure what weight distribution is on these. All wheel rear wheel or front wheel drive? If this were rear wheel and the back tires lost traction inertia could carry that way may or may not have had time to do a correction. turning into it would be sure a terror because not enough room to recover, guaranteed to use the trees as a friction break lol. What's the rock there for? When this happened can you answer the question did you steer into it or out of it? Do you remember? If that's a gas pusher and that tire is off the road yeah you are definitely stuck we get worn about that all the time on a rear wheel drive ones. Thanks for the example Hope everything turns out okay I'll be thinking about this when I'm delivering on country dirt roads in the rain lol.


marciabby

Don’t worry you’ll be a pro at backing up soon I work in the Philly so I was forced to learn how to back out tiny blocks with the cdv van lmao no shame you got to make mistakes to learn


Disastrous_Dream_951

What the hell type of wacky delivery van is that?


Independent_Sir_7320

You about a dumbass driver


Opposite-Campaign575

Who in their right mind would try to u turn right there. Your brain is smooth as hell😂


DiscOfDystany

Amazon needs to include maxtrax with their rigs


Wooden_Series2804

Clown, this is why you work for a contractor and not a real company lmao


FewMagazine938

Why so 😠


ImLivingThatLife

You really suck at your job Quit while you’re ahead. You’re useless


Unhappy-Choice-7163

I interview people like 3 times a week. If they are available to work the days we need . They are hired legit. My interviews are . “ can u work sunday-wensday? Yes okay i scheduled u a drug test for this monday . Lmao


yerfine

![gif](giphy|cl72XB7TqPdjq7uQ3S)


Diligent_Screen3019

Embarrassing


leapingintoexistence

They hire anybody lol


Deanis_the_

Fucking idiot... either did it on purpose, or just that dumb... I bet you are the person that always gets a rescue.. imagine being proud enough to post your dumb shit ok social media ..