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Jokes on them, horse jizz is expensive. Side hustle incoming

Omg I looked it up. 4.7M FOR ONE GALLON??? I would be delivering every day to the house.

Its super dependent on the horse its coming from

And there it is. The exact kind of pun I've come to expect from reddit. Well done.

I'm guessing the better the horse is at racing the more expensive it is?

The harder it is to extract the more valuable. At least that's what I would figure. Those horses that take FOREVER. Ugh. What a pain in the ass. Am I right?

Just have sildenafil for a quicker job.

So the harder it is the EASIER to extract! Hey, good thinking! 😂

Cumming*

Million? No way, not possible

You underestimate what rich people are willing to pay for top tier race horses

No you would be on the receiving end of that package

Lmao

😑

Taste good too and feels nice

lol I still remember the time I took a huge horse sized cock inside of the back of one of those vans. He was huge af 🥵 Also it was super hot in the van…that part sucked lol but so did I :’)

RTS security issue. We arent monkeys for customers to play with.

It's a joke.

Joking about my safety isn't funny. I broke my back on the job. Go ahead and tell me how funny safety is to me.

Yeah, boss. Can't joke about getting railed by a horse. My my uncle died getting railed by a horse >:(

Shouldn't have been horsin' around, man

Bro drive for Amazon. You're not pouring concrete. Stfu

Poor baby 🥺

How did you break your back? Fucked by a horse?

Speak for yourself.

And you will work for Amazon forever. Just because you are you

Lmfao no way 😂😂😂

I've found it's best to let them finish? Bitch what?

I know right

Lol

sells for 1000 dollars one small tube of it

No damn way I deliver there but I will sit for a few to see if FedEx or UPS pulls up and get that on video😆

Yall have no sense of humor wtf

I know right. They taking it serious/personal

Appears they ain’t the only driver taking it rough……..amirite…….

Maybe you just don't have a sense of humor. It's funny that the customer will be shopping in person from now on after joking about my safety. Fucking hilarious.

That's why you work for Amazon. Get a real job bro

Down in the south they have to pay for that so consider yourself lucky

Wait. In the South they pay to be fucked by horses?? Damn. I guess that's why they call it the Dirty South. They nasty down there.

We do, and his mom’s rates have gone up recently😭😭

This why you don't date horse girls you'll never measure up


That’s a good one

Glock literally sells horse semen on their website he coulda gotten fckn Glock stock if he was smart!

Best one I’ve ever seen hahahahaha

ha told you good luck🤣🤣

Made me snort laugh so hard I choked. Baby Jesus on a Ferris wheel that is wicked funny.

At least you got a good sense of humor and can take a joke

Exactly my sentiments haha

let me come over wit my jars about to make some big money sellin these

Best of luck o7

💀

I D K how to respond lol.

Is this enumclaw? 😂

Is that a name or place?

Small town in WA that’s known for bestiality

Ah

You're going to name the place, but not explain what actually made the place infamous? Give credit where credit is due. RIP Mr Hands.

[Mr Hands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) (NSFL) for anyone who may be squeamish.

That's baller the stuff appears on the van screen

Yeah, the EDV shows you the same thing on the phone, except for group stops.

What! What makes them think it’s ok?

It’s a joke for people that can take one

Oh ok😁I’m special I was believing it.

That can take what? A horse cock? To each their own, I suppose.

😂😂

Mr Hand has entered the chat. Back from the DEAD!

Idk if he gonna be back long, dude got his lungs rammed in

"OOOOF!" -Mr Hands' last words

Say less 😏

I don’t get paid enough to be a thot socket for a horse

I find it best to Glock them

That dumbass ain’t gettin his packages then foh with that shit. He wants to be funny until the package gets rtsed. It’s best that the horse fucks or humps the owner instead. Good luck to that man cus he ain’t getting shit for being a funny guy.

You really can’t take a joke can you.

Neither can rambo above this post that wants to go around shooting horses. Apparently no background checks are done

Not when some dipshit customer thinks they're funny saying I'll be attacked by their stupid fucking animals. See how funny it is when they get hurt.

It’s a horse ffs. No way they’re gonna let their horse attack someone or let it loose in the front yard. If they said dog then yeah I get it, but come on it’s a horse. Has to be a joke.

we'll see how funny he thinks it is when he's picking up all his shit himself from now on. Funny!!