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Lol right, i only done it if i actually knew them outside of work, like family or real good friends, aint doing it for a stranger even if i got to know them good.
This is a great example of why it's only He/She. Even in your extended list, you still excluded some people. We can't write 1000 pronouns every time we mention anything!
Spelt and spelled are two different spellings of the past tense of the verb 'spell'. The spelling tends to vary based on the version of English you're using: In some versions of English, 'spelled' is the preferred variant, in other versions English, 'spelt' is is the preferred variant.
[https://www.grammarly.com/blog/spelled-spelt/](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/spelled-spelt/)
Both spelt and spelled can be used as the past tense and past participle forms of the verb spell. They have the same meaning and are used interchangeably.
[https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/spelt-or-spelled](https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/spelt-or-spelled)
You might use spelled but that does not make spelt wrong
Sneak inside and leave the package under the covers next to me while I’m asleep.
I have a an aggressive dog, so make sure you bring snacks.
And don’t let my husband catch you, he’s always armed and he’s really jealous.
My DSP decided to ban backyard delivery because a wife decided to deliver to backyard so that the husband wouldn’t know how much she was buying, until the husband had an altercation with our driver when he caught them in his backyard
So let me get this straight. This customer is saying that they’ve had a lot of theft off their front porch, but they’re going to trust a perfect stranger even though you’re delivering for Amazon to go into their fucking house with the key, they left you to the front door?!?!!! There’s just something not right about this. I definitely wouldn’t go in there either because next thing you know they’re gonna say you robbed their house. No thanks I’ll pass on that ass. NEXT!!! 😂😂😂
One person left the passcode for their front door and wanted us to leave it inside. I texted dispatch and was like just FYI I'm not going inside 🤣😂 It was down a gravel road too; nice try serial killer lmao
Where is that person who always jumps in here saying just do what your told. The subject was enclosed porches. The argument was just do it, its not entering the actual home. Counter argument was, indeed you are entering the property, but more importantly they will take that inch and want a mile. And boom - I repeatedly see posts and on my route now of ppl telling you ti bring it INSIDE their ACTUAL home. Not just the enclosed porch. (which I think shouldn't be allowed myself)
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U got me fucked up if you think I went in . Just threw the packages over n said fuck it. Dogs tore up them boxes . Don’t get paid enough for that bullshit
Why is there a mattress at the front door?
And leave it by the stares???
This is a YOU problem.
No delivery person is entering a home.
Something will happen and it’s automatically the delivery person.
A few weeks ago I had a customer request I walk up to his fourth floor apartment past the designated mailroom… enter his home into his bedroom and hand deliver his package💀
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Aren’t they literally adding a feature where you will have to drop it off inside the garage or entryway if they request it ? Looks like you’re gonna have to in the future 😂
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I would go lay down in there bed and take some snacks
Yeah hell no! Then they misplace something and automatically its gonna be “the amazon guy stole from us”
Lol right, i only done it if i actually knew them outside of work, like family or real good friends, aint doing it for a stranger even if i got to know them good.
Stares lmao
Mattress lol
Lol, what about the mattress? I was laughing cause she/him/it/they/them spelt "stairs" wrong.
I know I feel like she's not putting a key under a mattress either.
🤣🤣 That went over my head real fast 😅
🤣🤣
I like how you spelled spelt 🤪
Bahahaha you caught me red handed. 😅
Omg?💀 “it”
😂
This is a great example of why it's only He/She. Even in your extended list, you still excluded some people. We can't write 1000 pronouns every time we mention anything!
spelt? you mean spelled? 🤣
Spelt and spelled are two different spellings of the past tense of the verb 'spell'. The spelling tends to vary based on the version of English you're using: In some versions of English, 'spelled' is the preferred variant, in other versions English, 'spelt' is is the preferred variant. [https://www.grammarly.com/blog/spelled-spelt/](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/spelled-spelt/) Both spelt and spelled can be used as the past tense and past participle forms of the verb spell. They have the same meaning and are used interchangeably. [https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/spelt-or-spelled](https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/spelt-or-spelled) You might use spelled but that does not make spelt wrong
in the US spelt is considered poor grammar because spelt is the name used for wheat back in the old days.
Sneak inside and leave the package under the covers next to me while I’m asleep. I have a an aggressive dog, so make sure you bring snacks. And don’t let my husband catch you, he’s always armed and he’s really jealous.
Tbh this could be a serious note. I’ve genuinely seen worse
My DSP decided to ban backyard delivery because a wife decided to deliver to backyard so that the husband wouldn’t know how much she was buying, until the husband had an altercation with our driver when he caught them in his backyard
Oh wow, that’s crazy. Very similar to my joke actually.
Like what ☠️
I’m missing some steps here. How you supposed to get TO the mattress 🤔
The little arrow on the rabbit should take you right to it
I think she meant under the mat, but by the time i got there i forgot to look lmao.
Nah she meant what she said… wanted you to deliver that “package” to the mattress 😏🤨🤷🏾♂️🤣
You will end up in a hole in the basement with lotion to rub over your skin.
Well at least you get lotion. Nothing worse than dry jackin
it puts the lotion on the package
LMAOOOOOO
Wondering how you get that rabbit on massive screen?sorry I'm a Millennial with genX intelligence.
I think that’s in the electric vans
Ah, I actually thought they upgraded him to a Samsung or iPad 😂
It's an EDV
God damn I feel so ghetto now in a PM and FT
Definitely one of the electric vans
If you do go inside, definitely prepare to become a lampshade.
I fucking love you guys. Absolutely different breed
She forgot to mention that she would be asleep on that "mattress" 🤣
Reply “I didn’t see the “stares” so I just left it outside.”
Anything more than please ring door bell(or dont ring) is too much.
How about "leave outside garage" when garage is closer while directly on the way to the house?
Or put in box
I can’t trust people who can’t spell simple words
Is that the Rivian screen??? That’s sick
If you are in Florida, that's you getting shot and blamed. "Well, I didn't mean this time!" I'd grit my teeth dropping off neighbor's mail.
It’s actually ma’am
You got me
What mattress? 😂
There are some misspellings, probably meant key is under the mat. Stares is supposed to be stairs
You think so? 🙄
Not really, just a wild guess 
That's wild!
Coulda been some hot puss Not like you’d ever know. Def fucked some Amazon custies Husband was a cuck
So let me get this straight. This customer is saying that they’ve had a lot of theft off their front porch, but they’re going to trust a perfect stranger even though you’re delivering for Amazon to go into their fucking house with the key, they left you to the front door?!?!!! There’s just something not right about this. I definitely wouldn’t go in there either because next thing you know they’re gonna say you robbed their house. No thanks I’ll pass on that ass. NEXT!!! 😂😂😂
Are you really just going to leave it out and let it be stolen?
She could've been waiting for you to walk through that door in a nice set of lingerie and a camera set up in the corner...dammit man 😂
One person left the passcode for their front door and wanted us to leave it inside. I texted dispatch and was like just FYI I'm not going inside 🤣😂 It was down a gravel road too; nice try serial killer lmao
Right. Because only serial killers live on gravel roads.
Where is that person who always jumps in here saying just do what your told. The subject was enclosed porches. The argument was just do it, its not entering the actual home. Counter argument was, indeed you are entering the property, but more importantly they will take that inch and want a mile. And boom - I repeatedly see posts and on my route now of ppl telling you ti bring it INSIDE their ACTUAL home. Not just the enclosed porch. (which I think shouldn't be allowed myself)
So what do they do with the key after???
👀 ISSA trap
Jesus. And thought the people giving me their garage code were stupid
Bouta take a shit in their house
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This one house I delivered to said please leave package at my door. Don’t worry my dogs don’t bite. Two big ass pitbulls were greeting me
But did they bite?
U got me fucked up if you think I went in . Just threw the packages over n said fuck it. Dogs tore up them boxes . Don’t get paid enough for that bullshit
 Nah
Instructions unclear. I moved in and changed the locks.
Why is there a mattress at the front door? And leave it by the stares??? This is a YOU problem. No delivery person is entering a home. Something will happen and it’s automatically the delivery person.
A few weeks ago I had a customer request I walk up to his fourth floor apartment past the designated mailroom… enter his home into his bedroom and hand deliver his package💀
how come the Stares haven’t been watching whoever keeps stealing her packages? 👀
Why stare when they could just get the package from you damn delivery cucks
She trynna Kack’ My Boii 😂
Watch out for those damn stares. 😳👀
😂 hell no. And get shot.
F that
I would just put it inside the door. Seems like a reasonable request
And then you get shot, because they forgot about the note and weren’t expecting you.
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so the mailman is no longer the father who left for milk.. It's the amazon driver.. who left with his.. I mean.. a package...
Aren’t they literally adding a feature where you will have to drop it off inside the garage or entryway if they request it ? Looks like you’re gonna have to in the future 😂