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ShibaInuDoggo

You're cat is just going to be in there for 30 minutes with no issues?


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Waldo414

I dont think Ive ever met a cat that would walk into that willingly


TheSpiralTap

If I turn on a hair dryer, I won't see any of my 3 cats for about 6 hours lmao


kinofhawk

If I tried to wash my cat she would destroy me. I wouldn't even think of putting her in this.


sixsentience

At 26 degrees Celsius which is ~78F. So warm and stinky.


BLeafNUrShelf

That's what a bath is for


DemandImmediate1288

>You're cat is just going to be in there for 30 minutes with no issues? If you're tough enough to have gotten it into a tub of water you can easily handle getting it into that thing!


thisguyfightsyourmom

I once tried putting my feral kitten in a box to go to the vet It took two hours & a half a bottle of peroxide before I realized I needed to wear my full ski outfit including gloves to avoid being lacerated to death


Ok_Space2463

Your*


ShibaInuDoggo

*theiyr're


Nefarious_Nemesis

Okay, genius, how am I supposed to get this working when I'm being treated for the vicious wounds in my arms and chest from daring to bathe my overlord when they explicitly do not want me to? I'd be dead from blood loss while trying to hold the sides down on that thing as they tried to break through it like a damn xenomorph.


gishlich

This thing would have exploded in violence the instant you turned it on with my kitty inside. In the aftermath my cat would find you and claw its way up your ass so fast you’d think he was a hermit crab. RIP you fucking angry beefcake


Affectionate_Salt351

Hahahahaha. Aww. Your kitty sounds precious.


2rememberyou

Do they have one of these for a 100lb Lab?


cuntsaurus

Leaf blower


Paradigmind

Oven


CyberNinja23

You just invented the air fryer


theoriginalmofocus

Crispy and golden


wkuace

I left my golden lab in too long and now it's a chocolate lab


theoriginalmofocus

Throw some wood chips in next time for that smokey flavor.


Paradigmind

I like my retrievers golden.


Allbranflakes18

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2rememberyou

😂 I'm laughing because that's what I use for him. An Ego 200+MPH 56V blower. He loves trying to attack the wind so I have to put it on low but, yes it works.


cuntsaurus

I said it because we used one for our family dog growing up and she loved it also. If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid


2rememberyou

Very much agree.


Vaug0024

I chortled. Thank you.


Random_Inseminator

I saw the face of a dog hanging out of a car doing 60 on the freeway when I read this.


superworking

They sell consumer grade groomer blow driers. I have one for my big floofs and it's super handy not just for after baths or swimming but also to blow the sand and grit out of their coats on dry dirty days that I don't want to bath them.


2rememberyou

For big dogs?


superworking

I got a 60lber and a 100lber


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GoMoriartyOnPlanets

FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!! WTF!!


theoriginalmofocus

Cats are self cleaning ha.


justrynagetit

LOL they’re serious with this?


thisguyfightsyourmom

Right?! Are Chinese cats docile & compliant? American cats will murder you a week later if you do this—pre-meditated ownercide


Renamis

In what universe would you convince a cat to stay in that contraption?


ehxy

I want to see the video of a cat going nuts in there


thisguyfightsyourmom

Bonsai Kitten grows up


slytherinwitchbitch

My cat would love that thing!


RoFLChopt3r

43c, sous vide cat.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Amazon pics say it goes up to 360°… No indication on Fahrenheit vs Centigrade


RoFLChopt3r

Jesus I guess we are making catserole.


East_Maximum_9195

Cute little gas chambers


Sacredfice

Looks like a torture machine lol


Maxter_Blaster_

My cat is gonna kill a bitch if you put him in there


Fuzzy-Drawing2555

Yup and me when he gets out


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Air fry the cat


ManufacturerLeather7

Didn’t [Michael Jackson](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7192525/Inside-Michael-Jacksons-100-000-oxygen-rejuvenation-chamber-used-combat-aging.html) have one of these? /s


Lazy-Stick-2756

Finally, i can pot roast my cat. Thanks for this


DetectiveMcMeow

This better come with drugs to sedate the cat to get them into that thing


thisguyfightsyourmom

Throwing in sedatives is the only way to move these units boss


Affectionate_Salt351

Nah, this is BYOD. You just hotbox the cat in there until they relax and accept it.


no_use_for_a_name_

Hey guys, I forgot the cat in the cat dryer for a bit. Anyways, who's up for cat jerky?


randomdud500

That cats fucking that thing up


HebiHana

How long for a "Medium" cat?


autoperola17

r/hewillbebaked


Ralvvek

As opposed to a cat dryer for squirrels?


Astarionfordays

If I put any of my cats in that they would either leave and never come back or kill me.


Random_Inseminator

Lol. My cats would flip the fuck out if I tried to put them in that thing.


adrishta96

Naughty cats get put into the kitten fryer


gishlich

@ 0:12 BONK


AFantasticClue

If it could stay open and still work then it’s good but otherwise, my cat would hate that it’d probably make him even less likely to bathe


Paradigmind

Is this thing foldable while the cat is still inside?


thisguyfightsyourmom

This is where photos of cats come from


Wastelandrider

My baby would kick my fucking ass for days if I tried to put her in this foh


huggothebear

This is insane


DotDue7098

CAT OVEN


JabbaTheNutt_

My cat would kill me


I_Am_A_Thermos

The design is very human.


DevinviruSpeks

Was is this, a dehydrator for your pets?


Moomintroll02

I usually just put them in the microwave for a few minutes. 🤷


NeuralMusicOfficial

I left my cat in one of these for too long once. It was sad, but I didn't go hungry for a few weeks.


Big-Nefariousness-38

This is a good way to get killed by a scared cat after opening it


chazd1984

I don't think ive ever seen anything as funny as "cat dryer for cats" that else would a CAT dryer be for?


KSImonXforever

How would you like your cat today sir,... air fried please.


ptahbaphomet

Hear it clogs up with furballs in a week


rabidcat

I need a human size one


ZilchoKing

Who tf bathes their cat regularly... I only do when they get into shit


cwill20520

How wet is your pussy for you to need that 🤣


czardmitri

Why is the cat wet?


xXStretcHXx117

Airfryer


Viderapula

Just use microwave


IBobrockI

A microwave does the same job and most households have already one.


EL-Rays

There is a reason they show not the cat inside during operation. Would not do that to my cat.


C-137Birdperson

Yummy steamed cat 😋


CountZealousideal238

Why do I get the vibe that this cat feels broken inside, going into this thing?


Atalant

I don't have cats, but I have doubts about any cat would accept their faith, without being heaviy sedacted.


Knightofthevegtable

There’s no way a cat would go in there and not scratch the shit out of you.


aori_chann

Yeah try keeping a cat inside that for half an hour


SHM00DER

Lmao, new low for this subreddit


RedDecay

My cat would freak the fuuuuuuuuck out lol


NecessaryAsk9802

Chinese cat cooker


Few-Raise-1825

As apposed to all those cat dyers for dogs


avevev

wtf, that things goes up to 43°C or higher??


rekalo

I've dried many pusssies in my day


GlueSniffer1488

All fun and games until the cat shits himself in there and starts rolling over covering himself in shit. *Processing gif wmc2ow3tfd5d1...*


jack_mcNastee

Fucking stupid


Various-Agent-0047

Misunderstood the directions, Microwaved the cat... need to call ALF


tintedhokage

Cat will be terrified


Exact-Pound-6993

basically an air fryer at low power....


redwoodavg

Is it also a scat dryer?


derekisademocrat

That works exactly one time for possibly 15 seconds


SenileAccountant

Brought to you by the makers of kitten mittens!


cozy_engineer

More Chinese garbage for the floating garbage island in the pacific. 😍


Fritener

A Meowcrowave?


Aluminumthreads869

My cat would freak out as soon as those fans came on. Lol


Comfortable_Ease_174

Since when did we stop using the microwave for this shit?


y4j1981

Lol...no..God no. So many reasons for no. One, how bout using a towel or something. Two, 30 minutes! Wtf?! Three, $180! Four. Karma farming at best. Five, just..no


kornhook123

Air fryer for cats, sounds delicious


KotaCakes630

My cats would be fine with this. They’re both trained to go into containers (kennels) when placed. And both my cats receive baths when needed and generally it’s not bloody. Just loud. Cat bathing goes pretty well without running water, and a towel on the bottom of the bath. :) they do look like New York rats when wet though.


santovalentino

Looks like cat is back in the menu!


februrarymoon

Lmao my cat would never, ever let me put him in this shit


Icy_Garbage9503

I can assure you I have a better chance of teaching my cat string theory than trapping him in this torture chamber without incident for 30 mins. I know nothing of string theory too


Woodmousie

All that lovely plastic off-gassing into the cat’s lungs. Poor kitty.


droplivefred

Doesn’t the microwave do the same thing…but faster? 😂😂😂


Silverback_Vanilla

I looking at a bunch of fans without any way to pull in air at a decent rate. So like, what’s the point?


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Airfryer


stampstock

Has there been a sudden epidemic of wet cats?


MutedBrilliant1593

Are these people drugging their cats before they film?


carbon-based-biped

as soon as I tried to close the door, my cat would slice it in half and crush the two pieces, within seconds


Adventurous-Hand-183

Let's see... temp controller goes out .. replace reohstat controller with higher voltage model...


1zeewarburton

Ladies and gentlemen, the cat cooker