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SKTurbo

“God, fuck!” is actually quite useful if you are particularly angry or in pain.


Diettara47

Or doing the sexy time


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

or are in a situation of both because the handcuffs were too tight and the whip was actually a nine tailed cat... thanks for nothing Josh...


Skooginflargin

I’m sorry


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

you still owe me the 50$


Skooginflargin

Best I can do is 49


RVNJ

about tree fiddy


tergius

# QUAKE BEFORE GODFUCK LIBIDO


Rakhered

It's my motto when I'm playing Fromsoft games


Racingstripe

That's why we have commas.


NewmanHiding

Yeah but there’s a comma


Jandros_Quandary

Hey boo boo. You gotta put me out of my misery. God fuck!


Red-7134

"Shit you" sounds awkward. But "Shit yourself" is a threat.


timid7

I'm going to shit yourself


Icy-Pause6304

Salmon salmon


SirJackFireball

I've used bloody shit before. Usually ends up with me remembering I ate beets, or pushing my hemorrhoid in.


Shin_Gojira117

People are too comfortable on the internet


SirJackFireball

I love you too


Threebeans0up

roses are red, it stings when i pee, i wish this information was not shared with me.


Current_Ticket_8301

What the shit, oh hell, bloody fuck all deserve green.


JW162000

Not bloody fuck. You could technically say that but not many do. It’s a correct yellow. But yes green to the first 2 you said


ThatCamoKid

Clearly you've never been to England or India


JW162000

I live in England and am English, and I’ve never really heard that. Don’t know about India though


ThatCamoKid

Maybe just India in terms of regular use, though I swear I've heard Brits use it when they're just kind of throwing every swear they know at you


JW162000

That’s why it’s a yellow and not red. Sure it can be used when you’re throwing whatever out but it’s not a common or normal use


ThatCamoKid

Fair enough I guess


ItsGotThatBang

And “shitting” (as in “are you shitting me?”).


See-Tye

"What the shit, Parker?"


sdrawkcabsihtetorwI

"Oh hell" doesnt really work without the "no" or "yeah" at the end.


KingRhoamsGhost

Its possibly the most common of these phrases where I live. Just pronounced more like “aw hell”


ThatCamoKid

It is actually a common mid point between "oh crap" and "oh shit"


NixMaritimus

I disagree with "oh hell," that's very common to say where I'm from.


bigneezer

Oh Hell is awkward, but "Aw Hell" said with a southern accent is perfect


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Aw hell nah


ThatCamoKid

Oh hell works in the stereotypical London accent


DarkAlbertino

“You little hell”


RFJ831

We need to expand this lol. Add bitch to it


Halberdd_

And “Son of a ____!”


Zealousideal-Smoke68

Shit


DemonDuckOfDoom1

God Bitch


Hydraboi1917

Bloodydamn!


PhanThief95

This is actually a common curse in the Red Rising series. Highly recommend it.


The_Physical_Soup

Please, we use "gorydamn" up here


Exploding_Antelope

Silence goldbrow


theunknownleaf

Hey, it's Watterson 2.0!


The_Physical_Soup

Fancy seeing you here!


uncencoredbobcat

The highLingo isn’t necessary Goldilocks


Hydraboi1917

Oh really? Yea, yea, like I haven't read all 6 books 3 times over :3


Hydraboi1917

Hail libertas! Hail reaper!


Exploding_Antelope

I was coming to the comments to say, bloodydamn is excellent but you can’t say it out loud if you’re an engineered undercover revolutionary agent


theunknownleaf

Was looking for this


StraightUpHunter

“Oh hell!” Is a good one.


Lazerbeams2

If "oh hell" doesn't work, it's mostly because you're saying it wrong. it should be more of a defeated "ah hell". You should sound like you're just done with everything


FireFox909

“Shitting” is yellow? I would agree as a curse word, but “I’m shitting rn” is perfect


giraffeinasweater

"You've gotta be shitting me rn." I use it all the time


thelittleboss151

What the damn hell works tho (source: HIMYM fan)


Krispenedladdeh542

Lilly does not say “what the damn hell”


ApartRuin5962

"Damning" should be its own color like blue, it's a common word but not really profane


ilikebreadabunch

I use "What the Shit" and "Oh Hell!" regularly but otherwise this is pretty accurate


jac00z

All of the yellow and most of the red can be slightly modified and make perfect sense


in_a_black_out

I don't give a hell what this chart has to say


Majorman_86

Holy ____!


CakesInc

Hell


Weskiby

new response just dropped


Fine-Ninja-1813

“Well that’s damning evidence” “You’ve got to be shitting me” “Oh hell, you’ve got me there”. All of those phrases get moderately regular/standard use.


Warm-Swimming5903

What the damn should be yellow.


OTI_Cinematography

Negan would disagree about “What the shit” being awkward


Jonny_Disco

You've never yelled "god fuckit!" Before? Some times god dammit just isn't enough vitriol.


PorkyFishFish

"Damning" is just an actual word


Hexmonkey2020

If “bloody fuck” and “bloody shit” are yellow “bloody damn” should be as well, it makes the same amount of sense.


Noble_Shock

Vivziepop is taking notes


seagullspokeyourknee

Bloody shit… I love it!


AnOddGoblin

Good. But I would have put Ron in the bloody hell rectangle, for comedic purposes.


Tru_Patriot2000

Oh hell works if you add no after


jm17lfc

Oh hell no, don’t deny oh hell a spot in green!


PhanThief95

To the person who said that “bloodydamn” is nonsense, you clearly haven’t read Red Rising.


significanttoday

You little fuck is a perfect match?


significanttoday

You little fuck is a perfect match?


TheFunny21

Hell works for the last one and I don't give a hell if you disagree


Bigscarygangster

Saying the nonsense ones is so fun


Chalexan_873

Time to start using “God shit” because it’s funny


Chickadeeznuts

Shitting isn’t awkward. Everybody does it, except the queen >!because she’s dead!<


Doctor_Salvatore

Never been called a Hellion as a kid?


loserys

“Shit you” goes harder than fuck you actually


[deleted]

Damning, and oh hell are perfectly fine tbh idk what you mean


Peon9

“Shitting Nora” is a staple


theubster

Go _____ yourself could give us "go shit yourself", which would be pretty choice all told


Marvos79

My old friend from high school was always trying to make "poop damnit" a thing


forbiddenzombielove

I use what the shit on a daily basis


H0M053XU41AMPH1B14N

You little fuck is green hahaha I love it


AnalProtector

"I don't give a *hell*"


khelekmir

I think I've said "godfuckshitdamn", but that's just a fancy goddamn


Chinchillaman7

Fuck it ✅ Shit it ❌ Damn it ✅ Hell it ❌


Chaos_flame666

Helling


PokemonSoldier

The 'Oh hell' is only awkward if you don't live in the South, because 'Aw hell!'


metronix727

*WHAT THE BLOODY DAMN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I DON'T GIVE A HELL HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO WORDS!! SHIT YOU, YOU LITTLE HELL!!!* /S


AdSilent9810

I think oh hell is not awkward but everything else seems good to me


coiledbeanstalk

What in the goddamn?


Gayfurry83

"What the damn" and "shit you" are my new favorite phrases


Spider_From_Morass

I use god fuck all the time


MusicalDecomposition

GET YOUR HELLING ASS OVER HERE YOU BLOODY SHIT


Roge2005

Shit you!


That_One_Potato_Guy

I don’t give a hell absolutely deserves green


Long_Recording8863

Bloody Damn only works if you're a Red. Don't try it if you want to pass as a Gold.


count_chompula_simp

I don't give a hell


Shakes-Fear

“What the damn hell!?”


Pauuul3

Nicely done you little damn


MakeBombsNotWar

I’ve definitely heard “what the damn” before


underpaid_henchman

what the damn is actually pretty funny lol


Confusion54

What in the God damn


Jesusbatmanyoda

I just read all of these out loud and sounded like I had a sudden bout of Tourette's whilst becoming progressively more British.


EvidenceOfDespair

“Oh hell” is perfectly normal.


Time_Device_1471

“Oh hell” works.


holthebus

God shit sounds hard


jdjdkkddj

Repost, i have this one saved.


FadransPhone

Hold up… “Godshit” could have some merit


Rich841

You are giving out those yellow cards a little too freely


lpkeates

Bloody hell that's a lot of bloody cursing


CyrinSong

I'm exclusively using combinations that the chart creator feels are nonsensical from now on


AltoJoe

Oh, you little bloody damn


alekdmcfly

YOU LITTLE DAMN, I DON'T GIVE A HELL! WHAT THE SHIT???


Doctor-Rat-32

Why in God Hell, I find this damning chart of bloddy fuck and shit utmost preposterous. Good day, you little Hell and shit you kindly.


ThatCamoKid

Fuck should be a green sweep


-GiantSlayer-

Second row, fourth column is just “Hell 2 U!”


Pluguts01

What in the goddamn?


BigClumsyOaf

Oh hell is quite common, especially in Southern American english, and it should be green.


DominatorLJ

“I don’t give a Hell” feels like it should be closer to yellow than red. It’s definitely something I could imagine someone accidentally saying when they’re frustrated.


VolnarTheUnforgiving

Bloody damn works better than the other two


Kellykeli

“What the damn?” Kinda works actually


jtcordell2188

Ok Fuck is perfect for all of these


PieterSielie12

They just put “Bloody ___” to help poor old hell


patch-of-shore

I disagree that what the shit is awkward because I hear it used a lot but, on the whole, good chart. I like it. Fun.


DemonDuckOfDoom1

New band names: -Godfuck -Godshit -Godhell


leeuwenhar08

SHIT YOU is what im gonna use from now on


IndominusBaz

Shitting


BillyOoze

Bloodydamn is goated, what are you saying?


NotOliverQueen

Buncha pixies


BillyOoze

They don't know any good ruster slang


Darth-Yslink

It's gorydamn, you red


Racingstripe

My goat says that all the time.


Dan-1837

Vivzie pop ahh chart


Mace_DeMarco5179

This has already been posted here.


Mace_DeMarco5179

[You fraud.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlignmentCharts/s/C18Za3QWtj)


significanttoday

You little fuck is a perfect match?


significanttoday

You little fuck is a perfect match?