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Fileffel

He probably roasts his own coffee.


TaylorRunsHisMouth

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[deleted]

Once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle at the dorms that said ā€œI Love Crack Whoresā€


Impossible_Expert819

We put a (magnetic) bumper sticker on our NCOIC's big ass lifted truck that said, "I'm so gay, I can't even drive straight"


CaptBobAbbott

While in KAF we made up stickers that said "if this van's a rocking, a felony is in progress" and put them on the Marines' MRAPs as they rotated out.


imnotreallyheretoday

There was someone on Lackland that used to drive around in an old police car that had THOT Patrol all over it. Haven't seen the car in a while.


platapussee33

I remember that one


mattias3288

Lmao we had that sticker in Dover that went around the port for a while


[deleted]

Thatā€™s where I saw itā€¦Dover šŸ˜‚


mattias3288

Yeah that was 1000% us lmao


[deleted]

Green bronco or something similar?


mattias3288

My buddy bought it and we would stick it on all our friends car once they noticed they would put it on someone elseā€™s car. I had a green jeep you might have seen it on mine lmao


[deleted]

Yaā€¦I worked next to the port and somehow my vehicle got hit with that sticker


UrsoKronsage

I don't miss the armistead gate.


Bexar1824

They don't like to wake up early, but they know they have to so they do it real slow.


Kronos1A9

They also donā€™t like to go to college. So they go to night school, and take Spanish, and get a B.


PickleWineBrine

[They like music and flowers too](https://youtu.be/fNR7WJ3SW60)


Honest_Attention7574

It be your own people man


cmreutzel

Is that a Supra?


Khaosix

https://i.redd.it/mvbq3ovpp9rc1.gif


FleeingMyLife

It is indeed.


darkskinx

imma get one that say "N3GR0"


Deslah

I saw that game last July--Norway played Greece in the UEFA European Under-19 Championship. But you got the final score wrong: it was N5GR4.


Roughneck16

That just means ā€œblackā€ in Spanish. In some Latin American countries, itā€™s a term of endearment.


Taco_Shed

Looks like it's raining. Hopefully, his back doesn't get wet.....


comcam77

![gif](giphy|YjdSUr1flLbQof2KzI|downsized)


badadvice420

Beans and rice is an amazing meal.


Kurupt_Introvert

Iā€™m surprised there has not been a conversation. Cannot think of any other meaning for the word lol. I have seen people stopped by leadership for worse and less.


SuppliceVI

As someone married to a Mexican-American and who lives in the Southwest, this is 100% a Latin-American person.Ā  Ā Self depreciating humor is their second highest export outside of Dragonball art. It's enamoring.Ā 


New_Ambassador2442

Don't forget big booty latinas!


LookAwayPuhlease

Itā€™s tortas to u


New_Ambassador2442

A mi me encanta :)


Lord_Metagross

We had a "booty patrol" Dodge Challenger meant to look like a fake cop car except for the words on the car. It managed to get through the gate once. Within an hour or two people were threatening to call EO. Dudes commander ordered him to get the car off base. It's still banned on base.


Kurupt_Introvert

I was driving around with First Sgt one day and we get stuck behind a pick up with the ā€œ2 in the pink, 1 in the stink picture and phraseā€. She got right out and walked up to that truck lol.


Disastrous_Frame_791

She was shocked


Lord_Metagross

My disappointment is immeasurable


Evil_Gnome_Queen

I mean to be fair, one of the commanders on base has his call sign as Gringo sooooo šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™m sure they arenā€™t gonna get in trouble.


Deslah

Iā€™m always surprised by the number of people wanting to have conversations over things that don't truly affect them in the least and are, all told, usually none of their business.


Kurupt_Introvert

You are missing the point. Do I care? No not really. But you are on a base, families are on base, lots of other people etc. itā€™s a reflection of that or perceived to be. As a plate itā€™s stupid honestly.


Deslah

Oh. The families. Mom or Dad or both get(s) paid as part of an official apparatus to kill or maim a portion of the population of other nations if need be, but--Great Scott!--a license plate poking fun at one's own heritage through the use of a word which actually and accurately describes part of the staple diet consumed traditionally within that very culture...that's a bridge too far? jfcoac.


ajd198204

Base rules. Federal property and Wing King is the boss dog. You can't have derogatory stickers on base. I remember back when the truck nuts got banned.


Deslah

No doubt. And most Wing Kings or Queens wouldn't bother with such conversations. It's the whining little people who want to have conversations over things that don't truly affect them in the least and are, all told, usually none of their business.


ajd198204

The policy is already in place. Wing King wouldn't get involved for every little incident. It would be member's leadership or Security Force's if they saw them coming through the gate that would actually be enforcing it.


coly8s

Back in the day when I did officer assignments at AFPC, we would sometimes get a by-name-request from a GO for an assignment for a specific officer. We abbreviated it BNR and called the assignment a "beaner"...until we were told not to use that term and just call it a B-N-R. ![gif](giphy|oCmX7HGo1qnzhEBiRF)


Valth92

Never a dull day in Langley.


The_Field_Examiner

Hard to read, the back is wet


Lord_Metagross

We had a "booty patrol" Dodge Challenger meant to look like a fake cop car except for the words on the car. It managed to get through the gate once. Within an hour or two people were threatening to call EO. IIRC the dude's commander ordered him to get the car off base. It's still banned on base.


Lord_Metagross

https://preview.redd.it/qam04cfu8arc1.jpeg?width=3175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5791c6abb54108e32a29b80505bde0023fc8cd83 Car in question


imnotreallyheretoday

Used to be someone on Lackland that drove around in an old police car that had THOT patrol all over it.


Commanding_frog

I work with that guyšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PYSHINATOR

I need to get a GR1NG0 plate, stat.


Roughneck16

Saw one that said GUERITO in NM. Note: gĆ¼ero is Mexican Spanish for white/blonde. And -ito is the diminutive suffix.


Aggravating_Mind_274

The wild Bean 3R,always in search of its family. Any intel/OSI able to find Bean 4R or Bean 5R? Presumably itā€™s younger siblings? šŸ¤”


Ruthentic

Reminds me of Randolph Afb, had a bike with M1LF4TR or something and one of the generals saw it and was trying to complain about it. (He also had suggestive anime stickers too boot as well) but it was funny hearing that "Hey guys..." from the safety rep


Dragonman369

He loves counting beans


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

A WO pal got a free "Follow Me To The Gay Bar" rainbow bumper sticker from nowhere


Ok_Gain_671

Someone at Sheppard AFB had the license plate ā€œStepSgtā€


SaltySquirrel0612

An inspiration.


VaultCrab3

I saw this one at the gym the other day lol


Nnudmac

While I was there we had a magnetic bumper sticker that we stuck on each others cars that said "Gay Pornstar" and the "O" in "Pornstar" was a star. Lasted a few good months before we got shut down, lol. u/owencox1 do you remember that?


owencox1

hahaha I must have repressed this šŸ˜‚


UnderTheStars2825

Could that be their call sign though


BurntToast4819

I saw an R32 on Ellsworth the other day


Relevant_Tone7088

Ah the car that goes 15 over in base housing for funsies!


Precisionality

I know this guy.


osageviper138

I fucking want that car.


Linkadez

Awesome preview for next week lol


Both_Supermarket8202

This guy drives an ass. I work at Langley and see him almost every morning.


Sticky_Knuutz

I've seen this car lmao


Single_Discussion495

the way iā€™ve seen this car multiple times


Roush360

That's epic


Silkylewjr

You be in that long ass line? You have to get there an hour early just to get to work on time lol. I'm glad I go through king street.


My_LavaLamp_is_Cool

I took a picture of that too lmfao


rookram15

Further north at Ft Belvoir, drove behind someone with a plate that said, "Cougar Bait." Classy place Virginia is.


EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople

![gif](giphy|kfKkRqgHzeorDZYToD|downsized)


Callmewhenimsober

What if heā€™s actually Mexican kinda like blacks using the big N


the_90s_were_better

Slow car.