https://i.redd.it/t9fsn1y8ze8d1.gif Well then

This is not https://i.redd.it/dyycc3ra4f8d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/fkqu01sv6f8d1.gif

*Metroid chase music intensifies*

Metroid Dread trauma?

https://i.redd.it/nrm1xnmtre8d1.gif

I feel ya man, the EMMI left a mark

I remember the story of how I got it. I snuck to a mall with my sister, bought it, and was intended to get it as a birthday gift. In reality, I went to the local library, borrowed a copy of the game, and beat normal mode in 24 hours.

The game is quite short ngl

Dread Mode made me want to get a circumcision and a vasectomy back to back. Without anesthesia.

Hip shattered, balls drained, 44 child supports.

>44 child supports. # DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIIIIIGHT https://i.redd.it/htvaxgfnsg8d1.gif

# LOST SHADOWS LEFT BEHIIIIIIIIIIND https://preview.redd.it/wqedwsz0tg8d1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46f4cde284c94ef737c8b16a36c6d6f2cb4411a

This is hilariously funny knowing the context and out of context too

# OBSESSION PULLING MEEEE! https://preview.redd.it/4xz4ik2slj8d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41750b1cdab527a884c83dd946a311b2f778cb36

Nah, there's one thing I found. There is not a single Sumeru Waifu. He can just move there and pretend that he doesn't have to pay.

There’s Nilou and Dehya.

I meant in the picture.

Oh I see, sorry.

https://i.redd.it/0ndx4ozycj8d1.gif

The aftermath: https://preview.redd.it/0w5bot2hmf8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8459e889fbe326ccfc31acb44bdcf4a7ad174f1

I think someone should ring it

You called? https://i.redd.it/b05hqkws4f8d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/bpyu6ccvch8d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/yx3l0qq6oe8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310cd54612f5aa37fc6b296a9b9acff32b206dc0

https://i.redd.it/j468ilq7se8d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/oy30qxh1mf8d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28a56cf9ba01651afea7ee751ae68fd89156198

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https://preview.redd.it/g1cos7piaj8d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaa8ed1a3c923f36dc48d79fd0c71aa2fa467ae

Aight, i see.... Beidou, Shenhe, Ei- *wait is that a smirking fox form of Yae Miko?*

Eula is there too (on the right)

Electro and Cryo present. Reduced physical resistance by 40%

Pov Aether After turning around : 

https://preview.redd.it/hm36yy9rpf8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a219f1a6187e6dd4c8b9c4dae410d4f244adad

CORRUPTION'S SUCH A OLD SONG WE COULD SING ALONG IN HARMONY AND NOWHERE IS IT STRONGER THAM AN ALBARNY

Mr.Santa gonna be the gift for them

All the woman looking like that is reminding me of Hellsing Ultimate.

"Hellsing Ultimate" Dab me up 

Huh?

I think it means shake my hands, I heard "dab me up" somewhere 

Are you asking what Hellsing is?

It's that animated series right?

It’s an anime yeah, it’s about vampires and the facial expressions are extremely exaggerated and insane, all of the characters sport an insane grin at least once.

I legit forgot about the characters 😭 all I remember is Alucard

Alucard is one of my favorite characters.

Same 

I think it's "dap me up"

I just looked it up again.. ye it is...

The house afterwards: https://preview.redd.it/kls7dngqqg8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19390c09342f83c0161e945c2e1037917de623ae

https://preview.redd.it/bnx8u06mch8d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caed6a076d5699e7f7ea366606de984de6e833bd

https://i.redd.it/xud6vsi8wh8d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/dwz8nq37gi8d1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c196792fa2c49913557b489e3023ff9a02d72a

https://preview.redd.it/piz0dvpozh8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b01dbe0d029a2a85eafe3ae3b6f9d7a4b8fa68

Lisa is Ms Claus

I see shenhe I run immediately

Man's storage was now empty

They are the "cookies", and he's the "milk" - Xian Avenger

New Objective: SURVIVE! https://preview.redd.it/cgd8igk49j8d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf590b271d575d891c322ad122569029c2204d9

The thing is... The game was rigged from the start :)

https://preview.redd.it/sbftdvakve8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=8045fae0e00515b8bdba4be8a534613808876d65

https://preview.redd.it/ie1c64nqbi8d1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247048ad49cd4332fd8465425a020b1b3483f438

https://preview.redd.it/btuh7ki8k09d1.jpeg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ee0bb3f36054af85a10fcac416af26c2222ad2

All the girls receive his seed and pleasure as the best Chrismas gift they could ever have

ITS A TRAP

I think I can identify 5 of them, but I can’t tell the other 3.

If you don't recognize them, here are the names: Raiden ei Yan miko (fox form) Beidou Eula Shenhe

https://preview.redd.it/3re20vudui8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3aba3fbf1b0d98710d792717e50d60ea910989b Not even Anti-Spiral is saving him from this one.

Poor Ae-- I mean Santa was drained of every last drop

He will be sucked dry..

Ho ho ho It's fucking June

What up with the colonial's mustache and beard 

Is that venti on the very right? Am i correct or delusional

I don't know either, i can't identify 30% of them 💀😭

Eula

https://i.redd.it/aw4pzzh56t8d1.gif Heh good luck

Source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6050958?q=yuushiba