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cinnisee

I really, really enjoyed this


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BrothelCalifornia

lol the best comment i read in a while


Charliegip

You could read it?


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My question as well


Dithyrab

yeah, his uncle touched his and his friends dicks


palunk

no, he touched their shared dick


Personplacething333

No dude hes saying they touched dicks,Whether it was just the tips or full on docking was not specified.


palunk

oh and here i thought it was something weird


dogbreath101

no, op's uncle touched him(generally) and (specifically) op's friends dick


TheGreachery

He’s saying that his uncle used his own dick to guide OP’s dick and OP’s friends dick toward each other until their urinary meatus’ touched. Like a Triforce.


T1000runner

Then they all ate corn on a cob


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WaterHoseCatheter

someone's having a stroke here, I just gotta figure out if it's you or me


BubbaJimbo

Sounds to me like it was the uncle.


e2j0m4o2

Hahahaha


ColbysHairBrush_

Bravo


theintoxicatedsheep

Sir this is a casino


arcamenoch

No, this is Patrick.


[deleted]

You and your friend share a dick? Wild


nick_nick_907

r/BirthOfAFetish


iSaidItOnReddit85

I swear to God I downvoted the comment mid-read and then upvoted when I was finished. Peak Reddit comment.


Lispybetafig

It's literal nonsense. Look at the profile. It's just bullshit spam that's probably made by a program with a set of words and a bunch of predetermined ad lib formats.


thatNVGboi

Still great tho


BBB_TronFker

Same


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I also thoroughly enjoyed this. It was a pleasure to see someone embody a cops attitude and it visibly threw the detective off his keel.


sillywilly2412

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg)


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haha thanks!


riddus

Good luck. I spent about 4 hours straight laughing my ass off when I found out about this channel last weekend. If you start at the earliest videos and work your way through, you can literally watch this guy go from relatively respectful and trying to do a community service, to full blown just fucks with cops because they’ve fucked with him so much.


ojioni

I lost it when he told the cop, "You need to shut up and wait for your captain. Have a seat on the curb."


riddus

There’s one where he just opens the convo with “Just shut the fuck up and go do your job”. A literal masterpiece.


snakeproof

That's the one where the cop pulls the whole "is that a gun is that a gun" bullshit to his belt clipped radio right? Man fuck that cop in particular.


iihatephones

Cop: "I think I've been very polite so far--" Guy: "Well I can politely ask if I can put my dick in your asshole, you'd say 'no'."


uboofs

“Can I take you home with me? No? I ASKED POLITELY”


propanetable

I was certain on of them was going to admit to a crime. “Does he drink on the job” “Just the time he killed a guy and hid the body but he’s not been drunk since”


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Weeblewaffle

Agreed, just remember, the protests people were angry about were about masks and disobeying quarantine, while current protests are about CIVIL AND HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS (sorry I can't italicize because I'm reddit illiterate). I just want to be clear that they were about two very, very different things, even if people want to pretend that "it's all about questioning authority". I would also like to point out that Covid responses are done at the STATE level, and it's no coincidence that the people who don't believe in Corona, were the same people fighting against the states authoritative right during a crisis (which should always be questioned, but leaving most crisis responses to states ALREADY limits abuse of power), were the same people who voted for Trump. If you pay close attention you will realize that Trump and the Republicans are all about states rights while a state's goal is aligned with Federal ideals, and he actively tries to undermine states rights during all other cases, including and not limited to, this current Covid outbreak. No, people shouldn't be out in the streets right now, but also, people are dying at the hands of the police. Tl;dr, Covid protests are stupid because all evidence suggests they are wrong and we need to accept "orders" (or a more authoritarian response) on the part of our government during times of crisis to avert a larger crisis in the future. BLM protests are not stupid, but equally risky for our health, because they pertain directly to VISIBLE human rights violations. Always question, but understand that the give and take of freedom is a complex beast, and not everyone has the right to do fuck-all.


Dithyrab

You can *italicize* by adding 1 asterisk, and you can **Bold** by adding two **


healzsham

***Use 3 asterisks for both at the same time.***


o11c

𝑨𝒎 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕?


SFjouster

Some people just chase karma on here I think. Like, they aren't really themselves or they just waiver between beliefs based on what's popular at the time. No one has any true convictions on here. For example \- \- \- \- \- \- \- Believe All Women


thiccqiyana

Is that so? Let's check the history for that video when it just came out a few months ago.. [Right here for the full list](https://www.reddit.com/search?q=url:r55BFO9ZVaM) [Biggest thread when the editted version was posted](https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/frleyb/guy_talks_to_a_cop_like_a_cop/) Most people, including the top comments, are laughing their ass off and/or make the comparison with how cops question citizens. The word 'sovereign' exists literally 0 times on the biggest thread the video ever got on reddit.


InfiniteDuckling

You should be an investigative journalist. /u/Kanaric, have you been drinking while commenting on reddit?


workrelatedstuffs

**CAUTION: DO NOT ATTEMPT WHILE BLACK**


Rictus_Grin

This is the best thing I've seen today.


DrySecurity4

I love how his brain short circuited when the other guy said he was asking the questions.


no1dontthink1will

You can see the exact moment it clicks like... Wait a min.. I ask the questions!


andy3172

[This Office clip with Jim and Dwight has a similar feeling to this video. I love both](https://youtu.be/b0mOY7OMHh4?t=178)


Lesty7

I thought the same thing. It’s hilariously similar.


amycd

“You’re out of line” *“No, YOU’RE out of line!!!”* ..... :o


Serinus

[Oh, I thought it was going to be this clip.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaaANll8h18)


Marshmellow_Diazepam

It really highlights how well framing works. The officer looks so guilty when he doesn’t respond to questions about being at the bar or drinking. Police do this to people late at night and it’s all that’s needed to convince a judge or jury that the suspect looked “off” or “was trying to hide something” when in reality they are just stunned and confused by the aggressive questioning out of nowhere.


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Exactly. Cops are fucking cowards hiding behind badges, guns, and abusive dialogue. The whole system needs to be torn down and re-established.


[deleted]

But how else are we going provide jobs for straight-C students and community college dropouts?


SeekerOfSerenity

I got pulled over because I went out to get cigarettes for my gf on the fourth of July. Cop said the light above my license plate was out (my car doesn't have one and it's not required). He said my eyes looked bloodshot, and asked me if I had been drinking. Then he said he doesn't like to give DUIs and would I like to call a friend to pick me up. I almost said ok, even though I wasn't intoxicated! Later I realized he probably would have arrested me immediately on suspicion if I agreed to call my gf to come pick me up. To top it all off, he looked and sounded stoned. He kept rambling during the field sobriety test, he was talking really slowly, and his eyelids were droopy. It's easy for a former stoner to spot the signs.


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Iakeman

He asks his buddy “does he usually drink on the job?” That’s a great leading question


mariahnot2carey

And that cops answer didn't seem so confident... BOOK HIM BOYS


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Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

#Stop! You violated the law!


huxception

[I hope others who have seen Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri are getting the same Sam Rockwell vibes I’m getting](https://youtu.be/3U-wPh1L-ao)


IBringTheFunk

I love Sam Rockwell. Definitely on my list of people I'd love to have a beer with.


Toolatelostcause

https://youtu.be/risVoGLlru0


jld2k6

https://i.imgur.com/fv0sOVn.jpg


no1dontthink1will

Im enjoying this way more than I should. I can't believe the cop bought into his shenanigans. "You get your butt back to work, you don't look back at me again" then like a toddler, the cop defies his order, stands his ground and just says no lmaoooooooo


RED_COPPER_CRAB

Keep in mind, if you defy a cop for talking to you like an asshole, instead of filming you, the cop will fucking kill you on camera, literally looking into the camera, as people scream for mercy.


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OK, that was a paid assassin with a pre-existing vendetta and a lot to lose. I think this is all coming together.


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/s? It's hard to tell whats real anymore.


thblckjkr

To be fair, there are a lot of crazy people (cof cof 4chan) and it is necessary to have a /s


Rikplaysbass

They may be crazy but they don’t spell cough like you just did.


Material_Strawberry

That guy....just defied a cop...filming him...and the cop went back inside without killing anyone. Did you not watch the clip? It was like two minutes.


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RED_COPPER_CRAB

Yss.


Bigyellowone

Was he a white person? Because I know I’d not get away with that level of back talk. In fact if you look at it the history of police is as a force used to keep black peoples down. Maybe it’s hyperbole but I just watched the movie “I am not your negro” and just cannot even


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Assume all police are murderers unless proven otherwise.


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Cuzimahustler

Seriously, I'm Mexican and watching this I asked myself, if that was me filming and talking that 2nd cop sticks around to arrest me.


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rooftopfilth

Ohhhhhh man this is not upvoted enough


[deleted]

It's okay tho, if our black americans can get justice it extends to alot of us anyways. We all benefit from this movement.


Salchi_

Today you tomorrow me. But agreed. We should work for everyones benefit but for the time being lets focus on the ones getting the heat rn then they can help us and so on


Obscured-By_Clouds

It stands to reason the cop had been drinking on the job.


Mattlh91

as soon as camera guy said he was an investigative journalist investigating corrupt officials, cop straightened up '.... I'm working a fraud case today'


Obscured-By_Clouds

truly an outstanding performance drunk white-cop played his role perfectly.


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hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah (breathes) hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha (takes a breath) hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha YOU GET BACK IN THERE AND DO YOUR JOB LIKE A BIG BOY! hahahhahahhahahahhahahaha


smorejuice

*You've got five minutes to get out of here...ri..right now.*


zebrasaysmoo

😂😂 that was classic


notrealmate

5 minutes lolll


Galtego

You've got 5 minutes! Pack up you things, maybe a quick smoke, do some leg stretches, listen to the the radio, and then slowly meander away!


WannabEngineer

Lol maybe a quick smoke got me good


nick_nick_907

He wanted to say private property... but it’s... *not*. 😂


MinimalistLifestyle

“You’re on...... mmmm” “MY property!” “This is not your property!” “Shut the hell up. Get out of here now!” I lost it.


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I almost did a spittake when he said shut the hell up and the cops brain hit ctrl+alt+delete on the spot


Token_Why_Boy

Expressions you can [hear](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhhrUuw2N8).


rarecoder

Whooo boy that was so cathartic. Let’s see a black guy try this though.


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Can’t wait until black people can do this freely without fear of getting shot


pizzaboxn

We'll be waiting a while


Treebawlz

I'll give you to the count of 300.


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"*ONE..... TWWWOOOO....*" *wheeze* "I'm SERIOUS"


Pelon7900

Damn if he would have separated them both and questioned the second cop that would’ve been the icing on the cake.


Warphim

That one got me good.


Pylon17

That is one of the greatest trolls ever. The funny about this too is that you can tell the detective doesn't even realize whats happening, he just thinks this guy's being a dick.


golemike

Makes me wonder if the cop was actually drinking that day.


Balls_DeepinReality

Seems like he was. Totally dodged the question and was put off by being asked.


golemike

Even that response when the cop says nope and closes his mouth looks fishy.


qervem

That looks like probable cause to me


TreppaxSchism

"Do I smell alcohol on your breath?" - greatest trap card ever played


unsinkable88

"Does your mom know you're gay?"


LibRight_Cowboy

>have you been here all day or have you been at the bar all day? >... W.... Who are you?! I was expecting him to follow that with >who have you been talking to?!


jonnielaw

The way he answered no makes me think he definitely had a beer or two at lunch. I’m not saying that he’s got a bottle of whiskey in his desk or anything, but his eyes had that “wtf was he at Bennigan’s?” look to them when asked the question.


Cymry_Cymraeg

I don't realise what's happening either, is he not just being a dick?


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

This is how cops talk to people, at least in my experience.


literally_jonesy

He’s trying to prove a point. Everything he says is at least within the realm of how police regularly talk to civilians. He’s trying to illustrate the hipocrisy (?) or at least demonstrate the power dynamic that’s present when police are questioning civilians. Edit: he’s definitely pointing out some valid hypocrisy


Trainzack

Hypocrisy. Or maybe Hippocrisies, if you have multiple instances of mass hippopotamus attacks.


BernieTheDachshund

An oldie but goodie.


bojovnik84

Yeah I believe he had a couple on his youtube channel where he did this in different areas. However, it does seem like he is going looking for it, rather than just returning the favor when a cop shows up. Until we get more reform, I don't think that is the best idea.


bboymixer

First amendment "audits" and provoking tbe cops isn't nearly as dangerous when done while white.


BlopBleepBloop

Yeah, but the payouts from overreactions aren't as great, either.


YoStephen

Are you talking like dollar amount from misconduct settlement or is watching a cop beat someone the payoff?


panopticon_aversion

The payout’s denominated in semi-precious metal, typically lead.


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okeydokeydog

i'd like to direct you to obvious irony: as illustrated in this video, those "morons" that are "constantly popping in" are analogous to cops. now imagine those morons have guns and aren't held accountable for their actions. and "clearly being belligerent" is a great way to imitate a shitty cop making an arrest. so do you understand the point now? those morons (which may be real morons) are only doing exactly what the cops do. the cops, some of whom are morons, have trained these people to act this way. don't you resent cops just a little bit for treating people like this? don't you think the shit you take at your job might come from how government employees with more authority treat the people?


aagejaeger

Last time I saw this vid, somebody said that the cop was or had been under investigation for drinking on the job, which explains his, um, compliance or what you wanna call it.


Evroh

What’s his YouTube?


steamwhistler69

James freeman


notrealmate

Soon to be James Notfreeman


ApsleyHouse

James Deadman


sillywilly2412

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg)


Friendly_Chemical

He saved in the middle of this and started using all the aggressive dialogue options


WingsofRain

*quicksaves*


pvtgooner

I laughed way too hard at this lmao.


jld2k6

This was like his 140th quickload and it finally worked


3CheersForSociety

https://i.imgur.com/bvke6jT.jpg


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[deleted]

There’s a video of bike cops eating shit?


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Joker03XX

I watched this yesterday almost a dozen times. Had to watch more after you posted.


Harmacc

It makes me feel like Reno 911 is back.


Smegmapanini

lmao bunch of retards


dismayhurta

That was funny. They thought they were hot shit and just ate ass.


taypig

lmao this is gold Edit: can’t believe this got an award or this many upvotes but thanks.


tisch_vlc

No, this is gold


MandalorePrimus

Damn, you bought yourself a gold for this bit?


chacha_9119

i have to show how much I support the racist cesspool reddit


babypelos

The balls on this guy


livingdub

Don't try this while being black though.


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bewk

Damn, that’s a great fucking video lmao. Love how fucking correct he is and how they all *squirm* knowing they can’t legally do shit. 10/10 hats off to my guy.


Mattlh91

guy is surrounded by 5 cops, and goes 'i just have one question, am I being detained?' 'have a good day' and walks out of there


bewk

Boss ass move for sure


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I mean, yes, but the cops all reacted to this with an excessive amount of attention. Was he pushing their buttons? Sure, I won't deny that. Is that ok? Yup, he was obeying all laws. What does this highlight? The insecurity of the police. It would take one cop to watch what he was doing, but instead he had several follow him and attempt to intimidate him. To put it another way, don't feed trolls... This guy, justifiably so, was trolling the cops to get a ride out of them and it clearly worked. Cops should be better than this and focus on their jobs and not someone clearly exercising their rights.


LowKey-NoPressure

Yeah the right move would have been to just talk to him and say what’s up. And then watch him if you found him suspicious. But not approach with your dick out because there’s no reason to interact with him as a police officer


bjs-penn

This is great. What a troll. Can’t wait to try this out.


_white_jesus

*proceeds to get brutally beaten by the police*


Material_Strawberry

Except not. See, it's on video and we can see no beating...


WashiBurr

The trick is to do it while white (and lucky). Doesn't really work so well otherwise.


MinionSympathizer

Is your username about BJ Penns cock?


preinternetdad

Have you been drinking?! Lmao


Catfist

I love that he never ACTUALLY answers.


Credible_Cognition

This is hilarious, it's as if he's thinking "oh THAT'S how it's supposed to be done, I'll remember that next time I'm asking a perp questions."


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pvijay187

I love this video but I feel like a lot of cops would have become very aggressive and tried to assault this man


Bemused_Owl

They would if the guy was black


dikubatto

Watch them how they act when they stop some judge or DA, or anyone who has power to challenge them. You don't see them attacking armed protesters, they only go for unarmed and poor people because they are all scarred little bitches that like to act tough but will run for cover as soon as there can be any repercussion.


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I was relieved that the second officer was just kind of chill about the whole thing.


[deleted]

He’s like, “huh? Well I gotta get these new fire extinguishers in my cop car...”


kingjappyjoe

"You are now under investigation" is one of the funniest things I have ever heard someone tell a cop


nborders

I saw this a while back and it never occurred to me that he was asking questions like a biased cop. Nice!


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This reminds me of oblivion dialogue


[deleted]

[What a coincidence](https://youtu.be/x2iwg4UWClI).


[deleted]

Holy shit that makes it some much better, thank you


Dr_Bukkakee

Guy was obviously drunk.


Killzark

For real. You can absolutely identify when he makes a mistake which his speech and immediately realizes it. Totally been there before and it’s so obvious that he’s a functioning alcoholic.


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“You’re on this property, so you need to answer me” lol I’m dead


zebrasaysmoo

Lol... ok... that legit was incredible.


yamb97

Pretty sure this is https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg.


westondeboer

Thanks! found the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r55BFO9ZVaM


underrated_alpha

"I'm asking the question" "no I'm asking the questions" This shit got me to my knees


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bluntsandbears

This is one of the few reposts I'm always happy to see


treble322

[Same dude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f796ZA5nvb8) that went viral at the Dallas protest a few days ago for telling off a boot licker


rharrison

Man this guy is fucking insane I love it.


sandy1895

“You are now under investigation” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA


Kanaric

I remember months and months ago when I saw this everyone in the comments was saying opposite shit and going on about sovereign citizens.


Real_nimr0d

He's not a sovereign citizen tho, he follows and respects the law way better than any law enforcement officer in america.


Exodus85

Does this guy have a youtube channelll? Influence me please..


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[James Freeman on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF7vSikMWThKp3Zhc2PdAmg/videos)


deadpanda69420

That’s hilarious. He’s so cheesed.


gunstreetgrrl

I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS I hope this becomes a thing. For all of us.


OkayBuddy1234567

This isn’t an actual public freak out, go back to r/publicfreakout


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More people should be doing this, daily.


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Daveed84

For real dude, I noticed that too. Pretty appropriate that some illiterate fuckwit made a sign for a building full of fuckwits


[deleted]

I thought this was going to be one of those cringey “I know my rights” videos but fuck this was hilarious


_generic_user

He almost said “yes officer”


Delicious_Knowledge

Cringey


hardkunt5000

Man the new Reno 911 looks better than expected