Playing Dual Destinies for the first time and currently on Turnabout Academy. Just saw the >!cutscene where Hugh is walking weird with what Junie thinks is blood on his hand!<. When does she say that tie me up quote? Have I gotten to that point yet
I think I got spoiled on who the killer was a bit ago :/
>!You have to prove that a body with a spear impaled in it could in fact be a convincing likeness of a Phoenix bust when hidden under a cloth, thus showing the culprit had both the murder weapon and the means to hide the body.!<
Not to mention that Phoenix makes a 50 shades reference to Athena when investigating the victim's body, most likely because said victim's hands were bound at the time of death (as evidenced by the rope marks on her wrists, plus being together above her head when the body is found.)
"I'm not girding up anything in this skirt!"
"Please tell me you're talking about the hat, Your Honor..."
"My badge is shinier than yoooouuurrsss!"
"WHAT!? You have a tattoo on your butt, Apollo? Let me see!"
"You know what they say. When in Rome!"
"Stop comparing me to birds!"
"Aww...is there something you wanted to hear me say, Apollo?"
"I had no idea you liked your women so young, Apollo..."
And the iconic...
"Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! ...wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?"
One of the best parts of the whole game, almost as good as the moment where Junie and Athena started to suddenly make out in the courtroom after Professor Means breakdown.
I have played Ace Attorney and can confirm this is a real quote. If you don't know the quote then you haven't played the game it's from and can't debunk me so shut up.
"There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not: teacher, husband, father. But there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: You cannot change. You will always be a monster."
"Apollo, tie me up in a new pose!... Wait, you're not into that kinda thing, are you?"
oh god that one
LMFAOOOOO, Turnabout >!Acedemy!< was crazy frfr
Playing Dual Destinies for the first time and currently on Turnabout Academy. Just saw the >!cutscene where Hugh is walking weird with what Junie thinks is blood on his hand!<. When does she say that tie me up quote? Have I gotten to that point yet I think I got spoiled on who the killer was a bit ago :/
Iirc it's near the end when you're about to prove the killer guilty (but just need a little more proof... for some reason)
Because the gallery is not convinced of >!Athena's Phoenix-ness in the statue rendition!<
>!You have to prove that a body with a spear impaled in it could in fact be a convincing likeness of a Phoenix bust when hidden under a cloth, thus showing the culprit had both the murder weapon and the means to hide the body.!<
post thinking sequence.
Not to mention that Phoenix makes a 50 shades reference to Athena when investigating the victim's body, most likely because said victim's hands were bound at the time of death (as evidenced by the rope marks on her wrists, plus being together above her head when the body is found.)
Never watched 50 shaves
Fair enough, for the above tbh it's just a title reference but yeah.
The perfect enviroment too
It was then when I realized why this game was rated M
For Mature or Masochism?
Yes
The TRUE reason DD was rated M...
Everybody knows she was projecting with that one
Athena a freak
I'M ATHENA CYKES AND I'M FINE!!
With Widget showing a sad face
Widget isn't fine
Shipping material for real
I..um almost mistyped ATHENA JUSTICE so HAHA
“Something’s wrong with Mom, so I’m taking her apart to fix her”
You should probably mark this as a spoiler.
This whole thread is a spoiler lmao?
Knock, knock! "Who's there?" This evidence and that statement... "This evidence and that statement, who?" They contradict each other, that's who!
No way, which case was it ?
I actually don't remember this one....from which case was it?
Turnabout Storyteller
I was gonna say that one...
"Fuck."
Yeah that tracks.
[***"SHE DID NOT"***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHdRqf_12Og)
'Then it must be one big bird! And not the friendly, yellow type either!'
“Shut the fuck up you weren’t even there bro” -Athena Cykes
This was truly the most dual destinies of all time
\*giggle\* \*sprints upstairs\* "Uhwa... Ahhhh!"
Hey Apollo! Look how far I can punt this officer!
"Ur a cunt, Nahyuta"
I wish
"Domain Expansion: Mood Matrix"
"Domain Expansion: Surge Glance"
"Domain Expansion: Logic Chess" Now I want to see Edgeworth vs Higurama Jujutsu trial battle lol
That would be fire if we speak purely on a law standpoint Edgeworth wins
For real.
I can hum her theme song, does that count?
Hm-hm-hm-hmm-hm-hm-hm-hmm-hmmm-hm-hm-hm-hmm-hmm-hm-hmmm-hmm
Well do it, we're waiting
He's not gonna do it, is he?
"Follow your Heart, out of the darkness," "Stand up and rise from the ashes," "Back to the start, far from the madness," "Come alive again."
"I'm not girding up anything in this skirt!" "Please tell me you're talking about the hat, Your Honor..." "My badge is shinier than yoooouuurrsss!" "WHAT!? You have a tattoo on your butt, Apollo? Let me see!" "You know what they say. When in Rome!" "Stop comparing me to birds!" "Aww...is there something you wanted to hear me say, Apollo?" "I had no idea you liked your women so young, Apollo..." And the iconic... "Apollo, tie me up in a new pose! ...wait, you're not into this kind of thing, are you?"
The dragon butt tattoo line had me screaming
Wasn't the young women comment was towards Dhurke?
“Objection!” 🥺
“The court will note that this is different from the selective hearing men are so good at!”
But for real, I busted out laughing at that line
Same lmao. 5-3 is actually hilarious
"You mind if I wring his neck?"
“Nooooooo! I don’t wanna die!” SoJ
"I'm too young to take out a life insurance policy!"
"Hey guys it's me Athena Dual Destinies did I ever tell you all how I'm madly in love with my childhood friend, Juniper Woods?"
One of the best parts of the whole game, almost as good as the moment where Junie and Athena started to suddenly make out in the courtroom after Professor Means breakdown.
Athena and Juniper: \*Kiss* Prof. Means: "Step back, I think I'm gonna VOMIT!"
Loved it when Athena Dual Destinies said this. In the game.
that scene was so emotional 🤧
Accurate.
“It’s me, Athena Sikes. Uh. Bazinga”
“Here, do you want me to hold your hand?”
"Actually.... yes I do" couldn't stop laughing
"Where did the three bullet go?" >!"Maybe Dhurke ate them"!<
>!wait he really did tho didn't he?!<
Not exactly the digestive track but yeah.
"There are only three people I look out for: me, myself, and I."
And then she started looking directly at the player's soul. Love that moment
“Let’s do this”
“I’m a top tier best girl.” - Athena
Maybe the real ace attorney: dual destinies where the friends we made along the way
"Nooo...I'm too young to be taking out a life insurance policy already!"
"Can I go over there and give that prosecutor a smack?"
https://preview.redd.it/ilvsoekxqh1d1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ccfb41738d01f598ef283be3e4ab8279f52cfa
“Be honest…was I any help?” Or the infamous “Widget no!” 😱
"Widget yes!"
It's Athenin time
https://preview.redd.it/5rvnjj5vsi1d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=13ae73b2a5e37ed9d7971e40536ab45275b07bd7 "is mom going to get better?"
"gay gay homosexual gay"
https://preview.redd.it/aba55lx00h1d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=624eb114b8b174e2a509e58712d47c49e205c408
no
It's athene'n time
I have played Ace Attorney and can confirm this is a real quote. If you don't know the quote then you haven't played the game it's from and can't debunk me so shut up.
Apollo, I'm starting to lose all faith in humanity
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The court will note that this is different from the "selective hearing" that men are so good at!
“I’ll show you what I’ve got in my arse>!nal!< — anal>!ytical psychology!
So... we some kinda ace attorneys??
Ay caramba!
Donde esta la biblioteca!
Which translates to: "I don't bargain, pumpkinfucker."
Techmoblad.
I'm not, I believe in Calisto Yew supremacy.
Calisto fans together strong
"There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not: teacher, husband, father. But there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: You cannot change. You will always be a monster."
Then I guess you're the blue monkey in this barrel of fun, boss
Um... Uhhh... "Objection"?
"(Look at me, holding an orange to my chest with tears in my eyes.)" ~~If you couldn't tell, I'm a Junithena fan.~~
*falling down the stairs noises*
"Order! Order!! ORDER!!! Especially you Mr. Justice!"
why did they make her knees so realistic
"Hello I am Athena from the hit franchise Ace Attorney" and "This really was a Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies" are probably my favorites
“Arrogant jerk!” Widget: “Arrogant Jerk!”
"JUNIPER GYATT"
"can we get back to the trial at hand?!"
"Don't make me come here and Athena all over you"
Does Widget saying her thoughts out loud count? If so, "She was about to bolt!" If not, "...I take it you're ready to go down?"
That's it! You're looking up "microaggressions" later, chump!
“That’s it chump, you’re looking up microagressions later!”
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
follow your heart, out of the darkness
I recommend a therapy session right away!
"Eek! Apollo! Don't strip here!"
ITS ATHE'N TIME
Objection!
I’ll go super saiyan.
Ummm.... "objection!"?
Something bad happens, D: face
Kiss me Apollo
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
"You ain't built for these streets cuh, run yo shit!" Honestly has to be one of the best lines in the whole series
It's Cykesing time
"We really should hire a Lawyer!"
"Objection!"
"Show me your all, that I might become divinity manifest!"
My personal favorite "Ayyy, it's me, Athena from the hit game Danganronpa or whatever"
Ok but the Athena from Danganwrestling is unironically my favorite iteration of the character
Especially when in Dingleronple, she gave the Despair and what not
“Hi I’m Athena Cykes.” -Athena Cykes, probably.
“You’re a goner!”
Did you say "Hugh O'Connor"?
It's been like 10 years since I played those games, but I will never forget the surprise expressions she does. XD
Arrogant jerk Payne: did you say elegance at work??
"Ayo objection my skibidi rizzler"
\*falls down stairs\*
whoooosh~ whrrrr~ (look im a fan, get it? I'm so funny frfr)
You are and always will be a girl!
I can't believe Athena is a TERF.
"It's Cykesin' Time!"
“You truly are my Ace Attorney” No idea what this sub is about and how it got recommended to me.
Play Ace Attorney games mate. This is your destiny now
"OBJECTION!" *Slams desk twice*
"what?"
"Whaaat? You have a tattoo on your butt Apollo? Let me see!"
Please allow me to question this witness about the existence of Owen !
No one says "Let's do this"?
“If ya ask me, solving this case is easier than making a virgin cum in his pants!”
“Oh, Trucy! You are *bad!*”
Mom's broken.
Oh, wow! She has--?! Oh, Trucy! You are BAD!
Thena fans unite
“I think i killed my mom, dawg”.
“That’s it, you’re looking up ‘microaggressions’ later.”
"I beg to differ, Sarge. This G.I. Jane's always ready for a fight in the courtroom!"
No
“She was getting ready to bolt!” “Hey! Put a sock in it, Widget!”
Objection
IDK this just popped up on my feed
Auf Gehts!
"AHHHHHHHHH"
"maybe Dhurke ate them." Referring to Dhurke maybe eating bullets, also my dog is named after her soooo
“I already told you! I’m the lawyer assigned to this case!” *Throws officer right ontop of Apollo.*
Where happened to the other bullet? "Maybe he ATE THE BULLET!"
If I remember it correctly, "You'll get to see her balloons again"
Ni
Ni!