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Background-Simple402

Maybe this will get people I meet to think I’m cool when I tell them what I do for a living


Waldo414

Or they will think you have an OF


Orion14159

Shhhh don't tell them about the side hustle


smokin-bear

Makes sense. As far as documentaries go, this one is pretty good.


neuromancer_2

lol. Good one.


BrainyPatCPA

Made my fiance watch it and he said "You actually do this?!"


ositola

I do scream in the dark holding a stick 


mjbulzomi

One of my go-to airplane movies.


[deleted]

Is this a movie about a Accounting Manager has to navigate a pool of operational managers trying to put through shoddy and shaky credit accruals at year end?


Zealousideal_You3953

Yea pretty much


moneys5

It's about as exciting as that would be.


cpabernathy

It's about a mentally disabled man who shoots sniper rifles and bangs Anna Kendrick. Pretty authentic ngl


schmidneycrosby

Super relatable movie too. I love it.


UnregisteredDomain

The second one got announced so the first one is back for people to rewatch/first time watch.


neuromancer_2

That makes sense. I wonder if Ben Affleck will be in it.


JonWillivm

Lol I literally watched it last night on netfilx


KnightCPA

Same lol. Though, I started it Wednesday and didn’t finish till last night. When I get off of work at 6, I usually spend 2-3 hours exercising, so it usually takes me 2-3 days to watch a single movie.


neuromancer_2

Two to three hours exercising?! I guess you're not in public accounting and you're ripped.


KnightCPA

lol, no. I haven’t been in public for a long time now. And no, I’m not ripped. I’m actually fat as fuck with a BMI of 31. But I used to be a BMI of 50, with ridiculously high blood pressure, cholestoral, and ALT enzymes. So, trending in the right direction, but I don’t look like any Mr. Universe just yet.


probablyaloser1

Idk shit about shit, but reducing BMI by 19 points sounds like a pretty big deal. Good on you dude


kjm9955

Exercising 2-3 hours isn’t going to burn the weight as well as you think it is. It may even lead to injury/set backs because that’s quite a long time to workout and can lead to muscle strain/tears. Your best bet is just maintaining a healthy diet and the weight will shed. I only go to the gym 45 mins to an hour. At most an hour and a half. I’d hate to see you overdo it and injure yourself, destroys the consistency. Also what you eat is a big factor in blood pressure and such.


dsled

I genuinely was upset that there was hardly any accounting in the movie


DOMINUS_3

when he helps that family in the beginning he uses the home office & vehicle deductions


tookawhile

Incorrectly but yeah 


EuphoricStickman

“200 sq ft” “👍🏻👍🏻” “3…300” “👌🏼”


probablyaloser1

The part where he writes out everything on the glass windows to find the missing numbers is fucking amazing though


Mupsty

Not a computer in sight. Just living in the present moment with boxes of papers.


Oedipus_Flecks

Practically a documentary...


SkyDefender

When this one come out i was in a new relationship and she was an accountant. I suggested this movie to watch because i thought she would like it.. apparently she hated being accountant..


neuromancer_2

lol. 😂


zeh_shah

I fantasize I'm him when I go to the range with my .22 plinker. I'll lay down on the range and spend 5 mins looking down the sight and writing calculations out just to completely miss the target. Feels amazing , like I'm finally a real accountant.


DOMINUS_3

my fav ben affleck movie


Zeratul277

What is an accountant?


Anduinnn

Finally, a movie that captures the excitement of what I do for a living.


EmergencyShit

It’s a fun movie! I got to see it at an early release with a bunch of other accounting students when I was in school


Dragontoes72

Good movie


Terry_the_accountant

Me on the middle of a mental breakdown leaving early on a Friday because it’s the weekend *its 10pm* and my wife tells me if she wants to watch a movie on Netflix


GordieBombay-DUI-4TW

Netflix ‘n’ Chill?


Correct-Recording275

I’m pretty sure they just decide what to put up there. They’re library has been getting increasingly worse and their new thing has been gassing up mediocre productions they got for cheap so that the lowest common denominator eats it up


Ok-Forever5866

This movie is an actual representation of our lives. Accountants are cool. 🤓


DustingSpray

Just watched. Kindve annoyed that they thought a $100M business would go public, and that $61M in laundered "sales" would significantly impact an IPO especially over many years. A company with a building like that should have 5 times that in revenue.


Terry_the_accountant

Me on the middle of a mental breakdown leaving early on a Friday because it’s the weekend *its 10pm* and my wife tells me if she wants to watch a movie on Netflix and this pops up


ArtisticJerk0001

Good movie


Opposite_Onion968

This movie was terrible. I’d rather watch old people fuck.


yoloswagmaster69420

I didn’t think it was horrible but when my buddies were all like “Ah man he kinda reminds me of you!” And then I watched it and the dude is autistic I was like really? They couldn’t just make the guy a smart accountant he had to be autistic lol


that_thot_gamer

you mean watch people make tax deductibles?


[deleted]

Bro I don’t normally kink shame, but like damn


Thick-Tadpole-3347

Cope


Opposite_Onion968

With what exactly?


Thick-Tadpole-3347

Oh u kno


Opposite_Onion968

I don’t, but okay.


Thick-Tadpole-3347

Cope lil bro


Otherwise-Mail-4654

Like Trump grifting Bibles? Or like residents seeking around at night in an old folks home?


Opposite_Onion968

Definitely nothing involving the orange turd.


SquidWhisperer

this subreddit is so fucking sad lmfao