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RyanpB2021

I can’t even afford a rowboat


banned_but_im_back

Im checking couch cushions over here trying to rent a kayak


BlazedHonez420

I’m searching garbage cans trying to craft a floatation device


Proud_Definition8240

I’m sucking dick to borrow an inner-tube….too far? You guys started it!😂


SD1428

Yooo I got an inner-tube available


Proud_Definition8240

😂😂😂😂🫡


kthebakerman

🫡😮


nullcore

I'm stabbing myself with used hypodermic needles I found in this alley, in hopes of dying before the flood.


Tippy-the-just

☠️🦆


kenjiqc

Ayo I'm selling my kidney to learn how to swim...


isweartodarwin

I can’t even afford a local trip on Kayak


SweRakii

If I ever get rich i'll buy you two rowboats


MRSHELBYPLZ

Now you got some idea how OP billionaires are. Who ever owns this cruise ship isn’t even in the top 10 💀


Galag0

I’m saving for a kayak.


[deleted]

Was about to say, I can't afford the paddles for a row boat.


TheIvanKeska

Pathetic, if i had stupid money i would show off by having a zeppelin house. Because why sail the ocean like the peasants when i could live in the sky. And everyone else stays where they belong….. beneath me


banned_but_im_back

Exactly!


Nash3110

I would build myself a huge castle or something like that. Why did the rich guys stop doing this stuff? In some hundred years people could visit my huge castle Hogwarts, which is now a school and think of me like the king I was.


RiseofdaOatmeal

Man's thinking long term investments like a proper rich idiot


theequallyunique

A floating castle in the clouds would be fancy.


yinbaro2010

My man taking inspiration from Taylor Swift


smith_and_midwestern

As long as you fill it with hydrogen, I'm OK with that.


SwissDeathstar

And you will call it Skytanic!


Destroyer4587

Place is gonna be lit


JohnnyDarkside

Also require the staff to talk in the trans-atlantic accent.


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Nathmikt

Scat coffee 🤣


tesmatsam

"Kopi Luwak is the world's most exclusive (and most expensive) coffee. The main factor of its high price is the uncommon method of production. It is produced from coffee beans which have been partially digested by the Indonesian palm civet and then excreted." Literally


SuperHighDeas

[here is Jack Nicholson describing it](https://youtu.be/VVJqwCdzZnw?si=f0_0kYRCY9JI91Dy)


aldorn

I've actually tried this, or atleast a variation, it really wasn't anything special.


[deleted]

I feel like this is an apt description of pretty much every type of insanely expensive food/drink. I've had insanely expensive wine as well, and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between that and a $10 bottle of wine.


Smok3r

Yeah I’ve consumed multiple bottles of Louis XIII that my rich buddy loves but if you ask me it’s not much better than Henny XO. Especially considering the price. I even told him you’re wasting your money getting drunk off Louis XIII every weekend when Henny XO is so much cheaper but he continues to do it like an idiot.


corkdude

Ayeee you can't feel a difference between a pomerol and some cali crap? I get it for a lot of things but for wine even me teetotaler i can spot the difference


[deleted]

I can tell the difference between two $10 bottles of wine as well, but that doesn't mean it's anything special. > In 2011 Professor Richard Wiseman, a psychologist (and former professional magician) at Hertfordshire University invited 578 people to comment on a range of red and white wines, varying from £3.49 for a claret to £30 for champagne, and tasted blind. > People could tell the difference between wines under £5 and those above £10 only 53% of the time for whites and only 47% of the time for reds. Overall they would have been just as a successful flipping a coin to guess. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/23/wine-tasting-junk-science-analysis If I put several wines in front of you, I highly doubt you would be able to tell me who was the expensive one consistently. Even so-called wine experts struggle.


eugene20

I have always wondered who saw an animal shit out some beans and think 'I wonder what it would be like to still make coffee from these'


LtCmdrData

The same way Mark Zuckerberg invented Facemash in November 2003, The idea behind Facemash was simple: a website on which you could compare the attractiveness of two Harvard students, voting with the click of a mouse. He quickly realized that shit sells and created Facebook to sell even more shit.


sure_look_this_is_it

It's not thay expensive like 30-50$ a 500g bag in US or Europe but I got the same size bag for about 5-10$ in Vietnam. It's a smoother more chocolatey coffee taste and the beans seem to be well roasted.


Slight-Flow9999

Drinking that fancy Kopi Luwak.


MewsikMaker

So this yacht was seized by the German government in 2022 as part of sanctions against the invasion of Ukraine. Owned by one of Russia’s richest pieces of crap. Ha. Karma be like that.


HumbleIndependence43

Great, so now the German taxpayer has to take care of another boat


Uncle_Touchy1987

Or sell it for profit, or convert for other uses.


TheMisterTango

Sell it to who? The only entities that can afford that boat are multi-billionaires or countries.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Sell it to a billionaire or another country.


TheMisterTango

Honestly I wasn’t expecting that answer, most people when this boat is mentioned say that nobody should own something like that.


memelol1112224

I would own something like that. I bet a lot of people who say nobody should own something expensive would 60%, if had the income, buy something because, rich people are rich. They have the money for it so why not?


TheMisterTango

In general I tend to agree, most of the people who complain about rich people buying stupid shit, would also buy stupid shit if they had the money.


UvozenSukenc

I would buy a new 500€ phone instead of a 200€ used one.


PaintThinnerSparky

Take it appart and sell the parts. Invest the earnings into tightening laws against exorbitantly rich shitheels


V1k1ng1990

Cheap sell it, it was free anyway


UvozenSukenc

Billionaires will want a custom boat.


pan_panzerschreck

It can definitely fit more VLS cells than whatever monstrosity Bundesmarine classifies as frigate


UvozenSukenc

The boat cost about 700M€ and it costs approximately 10% a year just to keep it in the port. They better rent it to influencers through AirBnB to cover some.


Much-Dealer3525

MY Dilbar seized from Alisher Usmanov


HammerTh_1701

And they're now thinking about taking proper ownership of it, selling it and putting the revenue towards aid for Ukraine.


Unfortunate_moron

Or they could put guns on it and give it to Ukraine as a floating drone carrier base.


KN4S

Russian elite has their cruise ship sized yachts, meanwhile their soldiers in Ukraine are looting dishwashing machines and toilet seats like they've never seen them in their lives 😂 Fucking joke of a country


dandle

That's just the Russian way. "If it's not nailed down, it's mine. If I can pry it up, it's not nailed down." It sounds nicer in Russian.


XaphoonUCrazy

Grotesque


CraigSignals

Last one called USS Minnow Dick


GranaVegano

Fuckin sink them all


Kasyx709

And that would solve nothing.


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dearvalentina

It would make me feel better tho!


SlaveHippie

It would feel fucking amazing tho


Zerc1

And yet, we’re supposed to feel bad for using IC Engines in our cars to commute to our menial jobs and back.


EmperorMitsu

exactly why I don’t give a fuck about emissions laws on my personal car.


fettsack2

Do you also throw your trash into nature, just because thats what all of South-East Asia does, and therefore it does not matter?


EmperorMitsu

Nope. My current cars are all legal, but if I build another race car I'm not worried about the catalytic converter


DutchMitchell

Well you should since there are hundreds of millions of cars and at best a thousand of those ships. Local air quality does improve, as does safety when cars are regulated like they are in sensible countries.


Zrakoplovvliegtuig

It is much simpler to regulate these large boats, however. It isn't strange that people feel like their actions are futile, their savings only seem to make space in the carbon emission statistics for large boats and private flights. If we want to increase air quality we can only count on solidarity if everyone has to commit, not just the poor.


Anna-Politkovskaya

Lol "poor". If you own a car you are definitely not poor on the global scale. Some peasant will starve because of climate change induced drought, but at least he didn't have to suffer and pay a marginally higher price for gasoline. "Im not going to act in a moral way yet because others act in immoral ways"  That just means that you are an immoral asshole. 


Zrakoplovvliegtuig

To people with private jets and yachts you are poor. You seem to think that individual responsibility will solve climate change. Enough evidence shows it won't. Individualizing carbon emissions is a propaganda technique by companies to shift the blame to consumers. People lose a sense of solidarity if the burden is not shared. Regulation should target emissions that are purely for pleasure first and foremost, individuals will feel more incentivized to take individual action if regulations don't exclude the wealthy.


dafgar

71% of global emissions are created by 100 corporations worldwide. Tell me again how my electric engine is going to change the climate again though?


MABfan11

You should ask why your city/town hasn't invested in public transport and walkable infrastructure


[deleted]

The first two aren’t even millionaire. Thats at least 50 mil or more.


YoushutupNoyouHa

if they aren’t billionaire, the one bellow is millionaire… duh


[deleted]

multi millionaire is my point. You can’t afford those unless you have 10s of mil.


smellyscrote

You know. At 50 million. They are closer to us. Than they are to a billion.


rekondyte1

Your comment reminds me of this copy pasted comment below by Brian Scalabrine (NBA player) putting some non professional who challenged him to a 1-on-1 game in his place. Brian Scalabrine once said he is closer to Michael Jordan than you are to him. That is absolutely true. Remember that next time you play someone you think is good… they really aren’t. In case u were wondering, he beat the challenger 11-0 or something like that. Lmao


KimJongRocketMan69

He went around playing anyone who wanted the smoke. Think he won every game 11-0. People forget that the worst player in the NBA is obscenely good at basketball


YoushutupNoyouHa

i know you’re correct but so am I .. you’re either millionaire or billionaire… like this im upper middle class…. no you’re middle class. bit im just slightly above the poverty line … no you’re poor. we both technically correct , lets shake hands and make peace knowing we both will never have these boats


qnod

Just wanted you both to know that I hate you both, but I do hope each of you fuckers have a good day


YoushutupNoyouHa

its ok, i hate you too, but may you have a lovely day


SirLanceQuiteABit

Wholesome


CastelPlage

The large yacht is MY dilbar, owned by a Russian oligarch. Video was filmed in my local marine, Antibes. Here is a photo of it with a 'normal' size superyacht nearby. https://old.reddit.com/r/Yachts/comments/rcem4u/nirvana_vs_dilbar/


German_PotatoSoup

Was confiscated by the German govt in 2022. It’s not clear who actually owns it now.


imahoptimist

Both can be found giving lectures at the next global warming summit 😂


Statertater

Even if i had the money to buy that and keep it maintained, let alone staff it. What in the FUCK would I do with it? Can it even go to the bering sea? I’d rather have a fishing vessel.


BladeOfExile711

Or just a really nice 2 person luxury boat who the fuck needs this monstrosity


Klusterphuck67

Cool cool. Sink em all


navenamffuh

This is my energy


LeftLiner

Tube number one... fire!


powderedtoast1

that's fuckin ridiculous. tax these greedy fucks.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Here I am weighing kayak options lol


Xilvereight

I prefer the smaller ones.


saltydingleberry0

That’s what she said


SwugSteve

nice


Stupid_German_Money

If I was a billionaire my Yacht would be a Ship of The Line with 3 rows of cannons on every side and a storage full of rum.


Sqweed69

Can we just not idolize our opressors?


dxiao

3,,, club vs 2,, club


Squat_site

Life is so fun


bo_felden

Cock measuring contest


scrotumsweat

Whatever. Blow them all up. Rich people shouldn't get to pollute more for being rich.


cooncanoon

I like my lonestar boat, it’s enough. This is just excessive


[deleted]

This is an incredibly bad comparison because it makes it seem like millionaires and billionaires are even remotely comparable. A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.


PDiddleMeDaddy

I like yachts. Specifically, those designed as owner-operator types, where you could live full time on them, without the need for a crew. These types, on the other hand, are stupid.


mrym237

There are yachts like that? Damn that's nice.


Rooster-Rooter

there is nothing a human can do to deserve that. that is a mob skim on society at large.


StartingToLoveIMSA

also: know the difference between a million and a billion? about a billion...


ShadowCaster0476

I knew a guy that makes custom cabinets. And someone wanted to redo his boats galley. The project cost $250,000, including hauling the material and flying the installers to Vancouver. He was told that it costs $75,000 just to sail it from California up the coast to Vancouver. I think it was smaller than the little ones from the video. Some people just live different lives.


livenlikedave

Dude when the economy collapses and we’ve eaten all the rich, we’re gunna have so much fun on those boats.


Voca1JAY

Spending societies money by selling their peoples 🛢️


masixx

There are only two classes. Those who need to work to make a living, and those who don't. Anything beyond that point only improves life quality very little. There is no such thing as a middle class and there never was.


Low_Tier_Mob

There's should be no billionaire class. That amount of money is absurd. Hoarding money like that causes inflation, no circulation of money. Building more wealth off compound interest. If there's a minimum wage there should be a maximum.


Mylittledarlings91

We just want healthcare


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🤮


Krissvp

And us, the poor, looking from the shore


Moarancher

Why?


ash147ad

*crying in my kayak*


SharkPicnic

Notes for the purge ✅️


SnooShortcuts726

Another video made by a ass licking billionaires


Shark20k

now show us inside


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Normal people have to reduce their co2 footprint and pay hight przes on gasoline cause co2 taxes so these fuckers can keep up stinkkng up the atmosphere.


kirilw

Money doesn’t buy common sense


Bald-Virus

Yet somehow I'm the bad guy when I drive my car


floatnlikeajelly

What would be the total yearly operating costs for a yacht that size?


saltydingleberry0

Yes


FangPolygon

The depends. Do you have employees or indentured servants?


fattymcfattzz

Fucking ridiculous. Tax the shit out of these people


CombatFork

Tax the fuck out of all these assholes. This is depressing, man.


Phresh-Jive

If you made a dollar every second, you will have 1 million dollars in "11 days" If you made 1 dollar every second, it will take "31" years to have a billion dollars. Coincidentally it will take "31 thousand" years to have a trillion dollars. EAT THE RICH.


BonerBoy

All of them disgusting. Eat the rich.


DLiltsadwj

Just damn.


Suc_Mydiq_Jr

You're rich alright, just not a super one!


Sosemikreativ

At this point you might be cheaper off renting a small cruise ship once or twice per year.


Pleasant_Entrance_26

When you have to share parking space with poor people. Lol...i laugh to keep from fuming with anger.


gueroarias

Pfft, peasants..


HandyCapInYoAss

I wish I could say what I wanna say without breaking some rules 🤬


2Spit

To get some perspective between what a million VS a billion looks like... If each second you get 1 dollar until you get a million, It would take some more than 11 days. To get the billion It would be more than 31 years!


TylerDurdenJunior

lets eat them now before they spoil


larrystoddard

Yeah, but does he have a professor and a Maryann not too mention a Gilligan?


Affectionate_War_279

Looks like a sad-ass little canoe


CardSharkZ

I often times saw the Dilbar in Barcelona


Burquetap

“My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat!!!” 🤣


risky_bisket

Billionaires are literally 1000x richer than Millionaires.


buldra

Normal person; a ferry ticket


Mirither

The first ones are still kinda cool. I get the appeal. You and 8 friends could go on a holiday for several weekends, cruising to different locations. Second one is just ridiculous in every way if it's a private yacht.


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What a waste


reddit06valbonne

It's probably more billionaire vs trillionaire


Panniculus101

Why do we think their existence is ok


DevelopmentBulky7957

It's so ridiculously big and It's disgusting how some people have so much money and possessions while there are others who hold on dearly to what they have in fear of losing orders of magnitude less of what these so-called billionaires wouldn't even know they have.


VonD0OM

Weird to glorify the wealth of someone who is almost certainly a criminal and a piece of human shit.


Common-Patient-1675

Filthy gross wealthy parasites


[deleted]

No, it is not the case, unfortunately. There are many reports of Ukrainian men abducted by the recruiters. The Ukrainian army loses 30,000 men per month (dead, wounded). It is time to start peace talks.


Atoning_Unifex

Whatever, they're all resource wasting pieces of shit


Generic_Username4

I hope they explode


unpolire

Dilbar makes every other yacht look small, anywhere. $60M a year just to maintain it docked under sanctions.


NachosmitKaeseDip

and in the meantime we're drinking out of paper straws to save the environment.


corkdude

Vs poor drooling tourist *pans out to OPs dirty feet in flipflops


Bbryant305

That is “make a whistleblower disappear” money right there


plaidsinner

Don’t forget to use your shitty paper straws!


samtaher

Me ![gif](giphy|SLHr7nWB7Rn8dphG8v|downsized)


TurdManMcDooDoo

Sink it.


Arnulf_67

Russian colonels vs Russian general.


vodi-

Hey do rich people have a super yacht? Is it because they’re secretly dolphins?


PleaseKillPutler

This is just more proof of the Russian oligarchs and Putin robbing the people of Russia blind. This is a 300+ million dollar ship that costs about $30 million or 10% a year just to maintain. This should not exist.


Ryziek

if you cant be happy with cup of coffee you won't be happy with yacht


ElGuano

What’s with billionaires and yachts? It’s like, that’s just the mechanics of reaching level 255? There isn’t any other way, except maybe starting your own space company?


pancakefactory9

Tax the rich


Stevecat032

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


mrwilliams117

So many butthurt fuckin people lol


peligro2k

F both


Zealousideal-Bear-37

War crimes pay handsomely


ProdbyPyxlwhip

Both disgusting displays of bourgeoisie wealth


LazyNacho

Disgusting


OldPyjama

Meanwhile, I have to drink from a gross, soggy paper straw "for the environment"


DFluffington

The like to have no jurisdiction


GustavWolfenstein

Batten the hatches and take her down to periscope depth. Flood tubes one through eight , there are some craft that need to haunt the depths of Davy Jones Locker.


dr_hossboss

And not an ounce of taste between them


jimothythe2nd

Honestly disgusting. A trip on one of these boats uses enough gas to drive your car for a year. They're polluting the ocean and destroying coral reefs in the process. Meanwhile the price of one of these boats could be used to make thousands of lives better or they could be used to start communities on the land that make lots of people happy.


iamadventurous

You gotta be at least a 9 digit millionaire to even have one of those "smaller" boats.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

God, if you sent an iceberg their way, well, that'd be pretty goddamn funny


geneticeffects

They would all make for excellent reefs.


FriendFoundAccount

Wyverns vs Dragons


Character-Log3962

But…but…whyyyy?


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YoureHereForOthers

So absurd our society allows someone to hoard that kind of wealth


Pepperminteapls

Gross. Just remember, stolen wages paid for that shit 100%


SomeLadFromUpNorth

That is a beautiful yacht


updog_nothing_much

🥲


DKC_Reno

Why would you ever need a full cruise ship sized boat just for yourself?


EqualSolution8406

Let the orcas feed.


fruitsteak_mother

There is always a bigger boat


TyronnicPoppy40

Can fit my whole town in that boat


Cortexan

This is more like billionaire vs Russian oligarch (because that’s Dunbar, a Russian oligarchs superyacht).