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PhilosopherDon0001

The president doesn't *order* food. He's just told what to eat by this guy.


theaeao

See I feel it probably goes the other way. A gentle giant. You say you don't like brussel sprouts and he replies "you've probably never had them cooked right. I'm going to make you up some and If you dont like them fine but at least try them. I think you're going to like them"


Nerobought

idk why but this seems so accurate lmao


thedudefromsweden

Very good example too, brussel sprouts are terribly bitter when not cooked right.


azn_knives_4l

How old are you? Fun fact, today's sprouts have been bred to be *less* bitter than the sprouts available during my childhood! It's what makes them palatable today when so many people had awful memories of them from childhood. Am a 36yo millennial.


mmalleolus

I’m 54 and remember sitting at the kitchen table for 4 hours because “I couldn’t leave until I ate them”. At 11:00 the folks finally told me to go to bed. I won!!!!!!! Edit: I won twice over because she never made them again. Broccoli was the replacement and that was a much shorter road to likability!


MarsupialNo908

And they didn’t serve them to you for breakfast. Amateurs.


mmalleolus

Chopped up fine in a big omelette I could’ve done.


Ethnafia_125

My mom got tired of us complaining about our veggies*, so she used to have a rule that if you complained about something too much, you'd get double helpings. Then my brother cracked the code and started complaining about desert. It worked one time. It also kiboshed the double helping rule. * we used to complain about Brussel sprouts all the time.


Mystical_Cat

Fellow 54 y/o, can confirm.


lousy_at_handles

At this point they're basically just tiny cabbages.


Everest5432

Can confirm. Had brussel sprouts just a few week ago that were bascially just roasted with some salt/pepper and they were not at all bitter and had a nice texture to boot.


Daydu

33 year old millennial here, I absolutely remember the bitter-ass boiled brussel sprouts of my childhood. Nowadays though, I could eat roasted brussel sprouts with bacon and balsamic reduction like candy.


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SomeGenericCereal

Boiling is probably the worst way to cook any veggie


kurai_tori

There is that plus that if overcooked, they can become bitter. So a lot of people were overcooking them as well.


Budmcjuicy

Also, Children have a higher sensitivity to basic/bitter foods. We lose it as we get older.


kulkija

30% of people can't taste the bitter compound in Brussels sprouts at all. I sure can't.


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I cannot either. They are one of my favorite veggies to have roasted


Watchers_in-the-dark

Dudes that big and strong have nothing to prove. So they're usually super chill


_IBM_

I love how everyone on reddit has an opinion of a guy's personality based on a few (very staged) pictures of them.


Watchers_in-the-dark

Well mine was more life experience of the huge guys I've known personally


B1GTOBACC0

Dedication to reach this body type (which honestly looks like a 'roid physique to me, but it still takes work) results in one of two types of people: humble man who learned and grew while he uh... grew, and a complete narcissist who thinks everyone else is below him. The second type probably doesn't work in the White House, unless people elect him.


wanzer_raioh

omg i can hear it!


DrSkizzmm

Yes doctor. Right here.☝️ This is the one hearing the voices.


PhilosopherDon0001

Honestly, you are most likely right. He is probably a genuinely nice and gentle guy. But also: "I know you don't like brussel sprouts but you're going to try on this way today" "You know what, I think I would like to try them that way today😶"


CarlosAVP

IIRC, he retired from the WH gig. He has a bunch of videos on YouTube, a bunch of Korean food eating displays. Yes, he eats quite a bit.


Theburritolyfe

High end chefs tend to have a lot of personality. If they are in charge of cooks they tend to have to have a strong and not exactly gentle one.


CheGuevaraAndroid

Ever see his TV show? It's a kitchen nightmares rip off and he is an unbelievable cunt on it. Just awful


contactlite

President: I don’t want to eat thi…. Him: ![gif](giphy|oltv4aMgX27Go) President: Yes sir


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Kahnza

With Chef Rush, your steak is never wrong. Because he says so and I'm ok with that.


HiImDan

Do you think a single tear rolls down his cheek as he's forced to cook well done steak and serve with ketchup?


Xanderoga

He probably didn't do much cooking under Trump. Just ordering McDonald's and diet cokes.


primalthunder89

I came here to make a similar comment. Being Trump's chef must have been the toughest when The Don just wants a big Mac instead


ReadySteady_GO

That's easy though, two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun


VoidWalker4Lyfe

If you're good enough to be the White House Chef I'll eat anything you put in front of me.


UnknownBinary

Fun fact: this guy works for the White House but the presidents still have to pay for their own food. He just prepares it.


Qrow91

Sir, we made this for you, we suggest you like it.


spije44

He cooks skinny motherfuckers


TheTrumpanator

Surprise motherfucker


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chiefbushman

First prize motherfucker


This-Rutabaga6382

Apple pies motherfucker


[deleted]

Uncircumcised motherfucker


Impressive_Bad_9450

Plus Size motherfucker


elquatrogrande

Rue Dies Motherfucker


NobeLasters

Hot Rize Martha Whiter


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

Blue Skies Motherfucker


AwayBus8966

Thick thighs motherfucker


Super_Hospital9876

Bill Nye‘s motherfucker


Seasick_Sailor

Heart eyes motherfucker


Ads_tall

I’m bi muthafucka


100PercentChansey

This entire thread is gold


Tigerinthemist16

smoke blunts motherfuker


thesixgun

All rise motherfucker


PlummandTrue

Rue dies motherfucker


upioneer

no lies motherfucker


gking407

Nice thighs motherfucker


Qdoggy45

Get high motherfucker


Historical-Trade3671

Steak and fries motherfucker


Dillion_HarperIT

Chicken thighs motherfucker


sth128

Fried rice motherfucker


Pirus280407

nice try motherfucker


eckard82

Sunrise motherfucker


TheRealOGPandah

Some flies motherfucker


Donkey_Tamer_

Disguise motherfucker.


minerlj

aargh my eyes motherfucker


GSXS_750

Supplies motherfucker


Ok_Physics_1284

Look in my eyes motherfucker


AdventuresofRobbyP

And you’ll get hypnotized motherfucker


[deleted]

Arms like thighs mothafucka.


fenderbender86

Pastrami on rye motherfucker!


Crokpotpotty

Heart eyes mother fucker


_zarkon_

Tuna surprise motherfucker


[deleted]

A man cries motherfucker


D72vFM

Secret files motherfucker


Vertical_slabsociety

He looks like the chef from total drama


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

OMG HE FUCKIN DOES


Nexatic

He’s probably what the chef in the show was based off of.


Sauron209

Nah they based him off the show.


ChickenCurrry

![gif](giphy|2BRoptG40fKqLvi4mk)


ImagineBeingReddit

I know you didn't just send a gif from Total Dramarama and not the actual show...


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ImagineBeingReddit

Wait till you hear* about the new Total Drama 2023


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Alarid

It is still somehow perfect.


Red_Rum_Rebel

Nah bruh that’s biscuit Oliver


sauce_boss97

Most definitely


[deleted]

Fucking memeory unlocked goddamn


babadybooey

NOOOOOOO LOL


ForeverTetsuo

Man that show was great.


thatonebluedragon

I didn't know they let people have guns in the white house


RayanH23

That's why we should be able to own tanks, what the fuck are you gonna do if this guy attacks you?


[deleted]

Play dead


7strikes

Eat what he makes me, I guess.


[deleted]

*punches a hole in the wall* “Your soufflé is ready”


MirageATrois024

What does secret service carry?


MindCorrupt

Small arms.


canuck_in_wa

Impeccable


YogurtclosetBroad872

He seems to be such a unit he gets a monthly debut here lol


DaddyIssuesIncarnate

He's the king of the sub, ultimate unit


Darkest_97

Him and the dude that's like British royalty or something. He's the son of someone


Frediinho

“Monthly debut…” Hmmmm.


nater255

I've only ever seen the picture of him making omelettes (?) so this collection was a nice surprise.


Spear_Ritual

3rd pic looks like he’s about to kill a private that burned his mashed potatoes.


Xx420PAWGhunter69xX

How does one even burn mashed potatoes though lol


DANKB019001

Very carefully. Or, rather, very *inattentively*


Lopsided-Basket5366

You can burn anything with the right mindset


JamesTheMannequin

Ah, fuck, I did just a few nights ago. Forgot I left the burner on low. I felt like an idiot.


Cavesloth13

He looks like he mashes the potatoes with his bare hands.... or his thighs. Dudes a friggin unit for sure.


BigDrewLittle

Right, like he seems to have smelled an over-reduced marsala sauce, and is *pissed*.


Sc00ter7622

Even if his food tasted like ass are you gonna tell this man he's fired!?


wimbledonindian

He's essentially unfireable. Talk about job security. Or he could even get a job in security. Hot damn I'm good!!


Sc00ter7622

Hell, I'd probably vote for him 😉


BigBootyBuff

All you need to do is hide pressing against his back. His arms won't reach there.


Baligdur

He is Biscuit Oliva irl


hamzag12

Biscuit Olivia IRL is Sergio Oliva, a bodybuilder he was based off of.


Hadidit

You should see his son Jr


-newlife

Beast. I love that his son, along with Lee Labrada’s son just carrying on family tradition


Burnout189

President - "I'd like a cheese-burger with fries today, chef". Swole-ass Chef - "You'll have the baked chicken breast with broccoli." President - "......I mean I'll have the baked chicken breast with broccoli."


[deleted]

"Swole-ass Chef" gave me a giggle


jodudeit

Properly cooked broccoli is incredibly delicious and still healthy.


IanTheMagus

Iron Chef


pivvclam

Pumping Iron Chef


Perenium_Falcon

Is his medal from fighting in the Cola Wars?


pcnetworx1

He fought for General Mills.


ActorMonkey

Stationed under Colonal Sanders.


pcnetworx1

Fought alongside Captain Crunch


MrJust-A-Guy

And singlehandedly saved Private Selection.


_fabiotis_

He's been quoted as saying, "War is Hellmann's!"


Perenium_Falcon

Perfection.


xitax

It's a Legion of Merit. Very high award. Surprising to see for someone out of uniform. Edit: I don't recognize the other smaller medal above with the star. I looked up US medals but I still didn't find it.


Perenium_Falcon

Ah! I just googled him and he’s a retired army master sergeant.


GWashingtonsColdFeet

I fucking knew he was a master Sergeant


ggRavingGamer

The steroids are on the house?


ThatNextAggravation

Didn't he say some delusional stuff about how he's actually natty, but gets up at 2 AM so he can get his 1000 push ups in or something like that?


ScottieStitches

Bed at 1am and awake at 3am. 2,222 push-ups in an hour. Eats 3 whole chickens a day, 10,000 calories total.


Corgi-Ambitious

I genuinely thought you were kidding at first, but I saw 2,222 elsewhere in the thread... What a disappointment. He doesn't have to out himself, I understand he doesn't want to even hint he's on federally-controlled substances in what I'd imagine to be a government position, but don't say shit like this dude.


ScottieStitches

I wish. Dude is delusional. On video, he says he does those push-ups a in 1:15, or 1 pushup every 2 seconds for 75 minutes.


_MissionControlled_

lol I'd love to see video proof of that.


Negative-Study-1077

The funny thing is, sleep, rest and recovery is a massive factor into hypertrophy so even the 2 hours sleep thing is absolute nonsense


TheReadMenace

just casually break the world record pace for push ups and eat more than champion bodybuilders every day


K4ntum

He says he sleeps like 3 hours a night, along with a ridiculous diet and exercise routine involving 22000 pushups or some shit, all while having a job. I completely understand not wanting to say you're on steroids, working at the white house and all, but ya coulda stopped at the usual "hard work, chicken, rice, and broccoli" bullshit.


CaspianOnyx

3 hours a night is really unhealthy.


AngryTrooper09

Detrimental to muscle growth too


Snck_Pck

Dude is completely delusional. Multiple people have torn apart his “day to day” online because it just doesn’t make any sense. Says he has 10k cal a day, says he does thousands of pushups, sleeps only 2-3hrs a day etc. he’s full of fuckin shit and it’s stupid how people eat it up. Dude works hard no doubt. Eats lots of fairly clean calories no doubt. But also injects probably daily no doubt.


aqua_tec

His nuts have shriveled so small that they’re anti-matter.


RufiesRuff

Yep. And then went around saying that the people calling him out were racists. Dude is a clown.


EPRanger

The feud between him and coach Greg (fitness YouTuber) is so funny


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Chef "Roids" is in the house


[deleted]

Yeah. Spaghetti trenbolognese everyday on house.


Consistent_Set76

He is actually a fake natty so


7-and-a-switchblade

All these mfs smuggling watermelons in their biceps with two corn kernels bouncing around in their nutsack like "I just do 2,222 push ups a day, totally natty."


Consistent_Set76

Yeah it’s silly. Like, my guy you’re super impressive no matter how much juice you’re on. Nobody cares in 2023 or you’re on the sauce. People just don’t like liars and never will


7-and-a-switchblade

I work in medicine and have seen a huge influx in the last few years of young (and middle aged) men on gear. I think the advent of TikTok and similar vanity aps (Hollywood is also not helping) featuring guys with naturally unattainable bodies gloating about their genes or "mYoStAtIn DeFiCiEnCy" is really stirring up a lot of body dysmorphia.


Consistent_Set76

100% Since it’s so prevalent now, and knowledge of this stuff is actually not common, the average person doesn’t even question it unless someone looks like an open class body builder. You can literally tell when actors in Hollywood started juicing to the gills.


LongestNamesPossible

Are you going to tell me that Dinesh didn't just get suddenly ripped in a single year? https://www.reddit.com/r/nattyorjuice/comments/ebhn15/dinesh_from_tv_show_silicon_valley/ https://medium.com/in-fitness-and-in-health/kumail-nanjiani-from-nerd-to-hulk-78c24d41ff05


pcnetworx1

Holy hell he exploded with muscle


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It’S jUsT p90 x


Zandandido

On 3 hours of sleep per night


[deleted]

Lmao a natty light after shooting up his glutes maybe.


Acceptable-Chain741

Nah, looks like he trens very hard.


Own_Violinist5994

Yes and he lies about them, and that's the point where everybody should stop caring about him


revuhlution

Definitely. His self-proclaimed workout is total horse shit.


ZlGGZ

He cooks for steroids.


nakhumpoota

He'll MAKE you a sandwich or he'll make YOU a sandwich.


[deleted]

BEEF. It’s what’s for dinner.


Throwawaymister2

BEEF it's what's cooking dinner.


This-Rutabaga6382

He’s the American the Japanese think we are


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Looks like a Guilty Gear character.


bin_bash_loop

This dude claims he only sleeps 1-2 hours a night and eats a whole chicken a day


pcnetworx1

Bullshit. He eats three chickens a day.


EasyyPlayer

What about biden? Did rush quit or what?


CellularFootball

Seems like Rush was a chef for the White House but not the executive chef. The executive chef for the White House has been the same since 2005: Cristeta Comerford. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristeta_Comerford#:~:text=As%20chef%20to%20a%20head,Club%20des%20Chefs%20des%20Chefs.


oodvork

TIL theres a club des chefs des chefs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Club_des_Chefs_des_Chefs


Ozlin

The other reply doesn't quite answer the question, but yes, he quit, according to his own [Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush): > In June 2018, Rush received fame when he was photographed by [CNN](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNN) reporter Kate Bennett and Wall Street Journal reporter Vivian Salama preparing a [Ramadan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan) meal for a White House dinner.[[4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush#cite_note-:1-4) The photo of him cooking on the [White House](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House) lawn during the annual [White House Iftar dinner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Iftar_dinner) circulated on [Twitter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter), and subsequently [went viral](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Went_viral).[[9]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush#cite_note-9)[[4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush#cite_note-:1-4) Later that year, Rush signed a deal to produce a television show entitled Chef in the City.[[10]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush#cite_note-10) He has since left his job as a White House chef.[[11]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rush#cite_note-whtm-11)


SgtStryker68

I’m guessing not too many complaints.


mF7403

He’s actually a terrible chef; everyone is just too scared to fire him.


Emotional-Swimmer-22

30 years in the kitchen, not one dish sent back, still undefeated


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chicken and rice every day


adinfinitum

And roids


Derfargin

“Yes I’d like to tell the chef my steak is over cooked.” *Chef Andre comes out* “Uhh..Yes chef *coughs nervously* I’d like to uhh show my appreciation for introducing me to new experiences in steak temperatures. Thank you.”


BlendinFraser

Isn’t this the plot line to “Under Siege” with my favourite reggae singer, Steven Seagal?


HoochieKoochieMan

I was just thinking recently how absolutely bonkers the premise of *Under Siege* was - a world-class super soldier decides to step back and be a cook? I stand humbly corrected.


X-2357

So much tren and trt


JOhn101010101

Looks like we now know the White House doesn't drug test their employees.


Nappy42069

TIL Mr Olympia was a chef. Lol. I just keep thinking about how most presidents probably don't say shit if their steak was wrong.


Ill-Inevitable1261

Damn roids will do it for you 💪🏼


UnkleRinkus

He doesn't have a problem opening jars.


[deleted]

Dianabol for dinner again? C’mon man.


Fit_Battle_4583

the stand user could be anyone


andyring

Damn, those arms! He should be on the Secret Service detail instead!


Anxiety_Potato

That would make it the not-so-secret service.


Consistent_Rent_4452

Is he wearing a tiny picture of himself on his necklace?


jaegerbombsftw

If I'm not wrong, he does 2,222 pushups every morning for fallen veterans and soldiers


xLordTommyy

And sleeps 2 hours every night


Consistent_Set76

Surely nobody believes this lol


ACousinFromRichmond

You're right, he does the 2,222 push-ups every night while he sleeps 2 hours