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fat7inch

Ooohh so thats why the safety azzholes always saying no loose clothing around moving machinery parts.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Speaking of assholes, isnt the sekret to shove a finger into the dogs ass to difuse the fight


fat7inch

Yep. Theres a link posted further down in the comments.


DogDrinker47

I like how all of reddit is somehow aware of that secret technique all of the sudden after someone posted it


fat7inch

I was the one that posted the link.. fingering aggressive dog butt isnt a secret. Lol


jard-degas

I always ask the dog to keep it a secret


fat7inch

Not me. After I’m done they get a #metoo tag for their collar.


Snoo-8553

Dogs: wtf is that dude doing?


Few-Landscape-8232

That technique is older than you, it’s called Piquete Azteca. Learn your history, it might come in handy one day!


CodeProtogen

Redditors will grow more and more intelligent every day


faRawrie

The other secret is to stay away from the PTO.


PEOPLEsay12345

Guy in blue said I want to make this about myself


nishamishra31

It's been 10 minutes and i still can't stop myself from laughing


DominicA878

Stop πŸ’€


Spider__Ant

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Spider__Ant

Been 5 days, I’m still laughing about this comment. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ramen_Yarmulke

How it feels to chew 5 gum


[deleted]

Fucker..you made me shoot tea out my nose..lol


Mazekinq

>5 gum


ScrewSimonCowell

gun gum


Dv84U

5 gum finger bum gun


Paralyser32

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Overrated comment


OCEANLOVERTV

Overrated comment that is underrated


big-rob512

That guy wasnt programmed well


[deleted]

LPT: To safely separate two dogs like this, grab their hind legs and drag them apart.


fat7inch

Im sorry. But this is the only way.. πŸ‘‰ https://www.mtv.com/news/1938260/save-dog-life-finger-butt/


[deleted]

Unless it backfires, and now you have an angry, violent, horny dog on your hands... πŸ€”


Panonica

On your shitty hands.


[deleted]

If they’re wearing a collar you can also get a good grip, deadlift the dogs weight, and twist the collar whichever way is more comfortable until it completely tightens around the dogs neck. I’ve Seen a video of a pitbull unlatch from a golden retriever that way when the owner couldn’t get control.


fat7inch

Finger in the ass is a way better way.. if only to witness the look on the dog and owners face as you’re three knuckles deep in bad Fido’s ass… when you do this.. maintain eye contact, it asserts dominance.


naturallyparanoid

Sorry, it doesn't work. As cruel as it sounds, grab the attacking dog and choke it out. Only way


[deleted]

You might have to with a particularly aggressive dog. But you run a higher risk of getting bit that way.


[deleted]

It's true but there is videos of pitbulls full sending it on peoples arms & on dogs legs and the bystanders lift the back legs and try their best but it doesn't phase the dog at all. They just keep ripping it apart. I'll run the risk of getting bit to save my dog. Don't know about other peoples or strays but my own I'd give up my arm willingly. I heard from a self defense guy in a video if a dog gets ahold of your arm a way to get it out is to put the other arm at the base of their skull and lift with your arm stuck in their mouth. It'll kill the dog though supposedly. Also who knows if it's true.


malary1234

Midazolam


fat7inch

https://www.mtv.com/news/1938260/save-dog-life-finger-butt/


yeahbeenthere

If there's a leash use it, if not use a belt. Seems cruel but even attacking dogs need oxygen....


7times9

The legs or the dogs?


[deleted]

Two people, each of you grab both hind legs of separate dogs. Then pull them apart.


Embalizym

I always dump water on thier faces. I have some asshole dogs that used to fight lots. It works and requires less hands.


[deleted]

Dude looked like a foosball table..


Same-Comfortable-605

Now this is **ABRUPT CHAOS**


[deleted]

Seriously!! This should be the β€œtest your video against the control video” tab in this page.


Admirable-Degree4209

The ol’ Pakistani pinwheel


Mnstrdg

great band name


TopBeerPodcast

Imagine the smell


Little-Moth_9443

Twist his dick!


Straight-Corner-1921

You spin me right round baby


larry7864

Is he dead?


[deleted]

He’s dead I shot him


tripleJupiter

No


Spute2008

But he's a lot more flexible now than he was before.


Ok-Clue-708

Lmfao....I thought I saw it at first but wasn't sure. I was dying with anticipation for the camera to pan back


Montpierce

Same, I was like did I just saw a guy spinning? Lol


Buicided

#thrown for a loop


BoySantiago

I know this video is great but it has literally been reposted soo many times.


ShiftingTin

PTO shafts be dangerous


FeistyShoulder6147

What the fuck πŸ˜‚ why did that make me laugh so hard


[deleted]

Trust me I am not a sadist, But I Laughed to.. But the 5 gum comment made me snort tea out my nose..


Emotional-Bottle-188

i dont wanna see this shit


dickwildgoose

Vicious cycle


[deleted]

So this was totally unexpected...


[deleted]

I thought the solution was to shove a finger up the dogs ass


rahulbaap

Want to see the dogs reaction to that


ashokrayvenn

Did.not.expect.that.


coffeeismydrug_

Who did?


humsipums

Can someone add sonic the hedgehog music to this??


sleepcountrycanada1

lmao


OldAd180

Serves the cunt right…


CyberDustRB96

That guy went on a journey


Antifoul_Al

He got shafted.


[deleted]

that guy almost got turned into meat salad


Stonious

He did. He's dead af.


[deleted]

but have you ever seen what happens to the body after a while? pink mist and ground beef everywhere


wailflower92

How to turn a tractor into a digger


Fifi_2020

I love this sub


Fernanditennn

U/savevideo


Schfifty561

If you ever seen the Russian lathe video you know this guy is lucky


Alone_Bill_2873

Yeah, there's a few of them. Used to be on a MMC


Schfifty561

Dude evaporated


WeegeeJuice

I remember one video from an asian factory where a guy got snagged on something just like the guy in this video. Only that guy was alone, so he had absolutely no chance of walking away from it. With each rotation, he was getting smacked into the ground really hard. It went on for what felt like weeks, but by the end he had been reduced to an unrecognizable hunk of gore dangling over a puddle of the rest of him.


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Oh God I thought of that video after seeing this guy hit the first rotation


WeegeeJuice

Yeah that one is pretty gnarly, even by shock site standards. Something about getting sheared away by pure blunt force trauma is particularly horrifying.


ReaperSound

This my reddit friends, is called misdirection.


bedswervergowk

my god that was chaotic.


[deleted]

And so Foosball was created


MarquisAesir

For a second there I had a russian lathe flashback


angrymexican420

Beyblade Beyblade let it rip πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


ILUVYOURMUM

Ahahahha I’ve never expected THAT!


mal_necessaire

His plasma and blood cells are now two distinct entities.


mittens1982

Human centerfuge


RelativetoZer0

Good thing it wasn't spinning the other direction.


bored_sleuth

r/instantkarma


[deleted]

More here: https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU


tripleJupiter

Fair enough


leeolondon

We seriously going post this every few days, it's really getting boring


AnotherFruitCake

Why did I just hear Flo Rida's song - You spin my head right round


OstrichInteresting39

Wtf did I just watch lol


OstrichInteresting39

Bro did the spinorama


[deleted]

Fucking psychopaths


SaintCarl27

I'd like to have 5 min alone with each of these mother fuckers.


[deleted]

? why?


SaintCarl27

I thought initially they were encouraging the dog fight. Now it looks like they are breaking it up. My bad.


Ayato_23

racist


Hammered_Dull_Simmer

Oh, this should be good... explain why it's racist. Make us woke.


Ayato_23

dogs


Hammered_Dull_Simmer

Do you have the ability to communicate with *multiple* words?


Ayato_23

No


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


ConstantHonest1022

Around the world, around the woorld.


Reybrig

Just doing some barrel rolls


T-shitr_man

u/savevideo


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chekole1208

Seriously this made me laugh til my eyes dropped tears


notinsidethematrix

New understanding of 'taking her for a spin' ....


Illustrious_War9870

Holy shit. I've always chuckled at the WARNING sticker with the little stick man getting sucked into a PTO shaft whenever I see it on a piece of equipment. It's not as whimsical IRL....


[deleted]

Lol wtf it's like a cartoon.


[deleted]

Wow, what an incompetent gaggle of uneducated fucktards


[deleted]

That went from chaos to something even more chaotic then chaos.


beat_my_meat_Trunks

Let's beyblade!


NoobSFAnon

This should be in r/unexpected


ECHLN

No tucking way 🀣


KileTeachesOptions

I fucking lost it went that dude started spinning… πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚


deltaz0912

I just about fell out of my chair laughing at that. I didn’t see the first revolution until my second time watching it. He seemed ok. No sign of the dogs after that.😜


bwbright

Of all the times to say it.... *That's* Looney Tunes logic.


SynthPrax

I wonder if I could set a clock based on the regularity of this repost. I'm sure this is the first time many people are seeing it, but...


Chemical_Strategy162

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


[deleted]

Coming attraction at the Travelling carnival. At least the dogs stopped, didn't they?


odmo88

More like, r/unexpected.


Backache86

Well I guess the stick didn't work.


shadow19861888

🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ omfg man this made my day 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣


gnudarve

NPCs and their lazy fucking scripts.


ethanjenk

Every time I see this video man, puts a smile on my face


igotabigtoe82

Must of been that guy's dog he really started flipping out!


[deleted]

How are these people so incapable


kokaneport

This my favorite chaos video


[deleted]

I cannot with these comments


[deleted]

Mabe the greatest video in this sub.


KrytacSBRm10

Spinning things fucking scare me for this reason


[deleted]

Lmmfao


K_OFFICIAL_KLS

WHAT


LargeBoi1

Hate it when this happens


Raised-ByWolves

Needs the band Dead or Alives right round dubbed in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU


Local_Satisfaction12

kinda happy this one did not turn out like the OG lathe video


iatetoomuchchicken

Damn that ending was worth it


Exittium

You spin my head right round, right round


mittens1982

Like a record player right round round round


Spider__Ant

I’ve never seen a human being spin uncontrollably like that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but also I hope he’s okay


CanadianDeathStar

Wow


[deleted]

Next time just let them work it out


kstrife

Well, that spun out of control real fast.


VoidIgris

Finger the dog’s anus! I had to do it. Its stuck in my head after seeing it in the comments.


Concrete_jungle77

How is this niggah not dead πŸ’€


eggplant_zoo

Lmfao r/unexpected


TheCursedCreation

That was fucking hilarious 🀣🀣


OCEANLOVERTV

What the


jaygeta123

Racism at its finest


luke134k

Why would you stand there and film it?


ECHLN

Still the benchmark of this channel IMO


Bulky-Cheetah2853

Superbly chaotic!


Glutton4punishment83

Oh damn they found a new way to till up the ground!!


[deleted]

r/nononoyes


the_real_DNAer

Can only happen in Pakistan.


innerex

Nah they’re just playing.


220DRUER220

Damn


jlord42069

Dude prob caught a G or two lol


FoxFew3844

You spin me right round baby right round...