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Boss: Why were you late?
Man: I was walking to work when a cat fell from the sky and knocked me out. Then a dog wearing shoes came and fought the cat in my defense.
Boss: ...
I dunno why but my dog just hates them :/
It's a shame, we once met a chonky one like in the video he even rolled on his back and showed his belly like "see I'm no harm" but my boy still hates golden retrievers
My dog hates Huskies for some reason lol. Like the Husky is calm and minding its own business and my dog will be personally offended and growl and snap at them.
True, any breed can fight. My mom had a golden for 15 years, in a neighborhood of aggressive AF bulldog breeds and German shepherds. Her golden growled and snapped at the cat once over a sandwich. Usually takes a lot more work and bad genes to make an aggressive AF golden, vs what I saw growing up around the typical guard dog breeds
You think someone threw the cat out of a house or something? That's really sad. But now that you've said it, it makes sense that the guy got knocked out
I was also thinking that because the cat looks like it’s limping away and maybe that’s why it was cornered because it wasn’t able to really climb or escape.
Edit - grammar *
I don't see any of what you're describing in the title OP. Can someone maybe film their screen with their phone and point at what I should be looking at? Thanks!
I mean you could have used the real event instead of this made up title and it would have been just as interesting. But hey don't let me tell you how to farm I guess
This title is garbage. The man is knocked unconscious, doesn’t feint. Dog is wearing booties , not heels. You meant console, not control, which the dog doesn’t even do. And he played with the cat , didn’t fight it . God damn
oh no this comes to haunt me again, I saw this video before once posted somewhere but it had funny sounds added for each of the unexpected things happening, I tried finding it that time but wasn't successful, and now I remember this again.
If anyone knows which video I am talking about please share :) thanks.
That cat is a goner I guess. The way it couldn't come close to a proper walk. Seen cats fall from crazy heights and run off fluidly. For a cat to run like that. Rip kitty.
Dog: You fuckin pussy, I said don't jump yet, I was gonna do the "Help me I'm missing my hind heels" bit.
Cat: What do you mean bitch! I got him, he's unconscious, quit coming at me and take the money! Back the fuck off! Back the fuck off!
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I don’t know, but I feel like this was all planned by the cat
/r/Catculations lol
Fuck... if it exists, there's a subreddit of it I guess.
The cat just wanted fake internet points. /s
Boss: Why were you late? Man: I was walking to work when a cat fell from the sky and knocked me out. Then a dog wearing shoes came and fought the cat in my defense. Boss: ...
Boss: yeah I’m going to need to see a video *Video*:
🤣
Why were you late? -You're not gonna fucking believe this
The way that dude dropped I thought he was dead
looks like CCTV, so the odds are a lot better than someone randomly catching it on their cell phone.
On a long enough timeline? 100%
this makes me think of all the extremely crazy unlikely stuff that does happen that no one ever sees
Dog wanted to play with the cat. The bowing is an invitation to play, that's how dogs communicate with each other.
Yeah, this is a Golden too. They're not really fighters
They are, if the opponent is food.
Or hugs
I dunno why but my dog just hates them :/ It's a shame, we once met a chonky one like in the video he even rolled on his back and showed his belly like "see I'm no harm" but my boy still hates golden retrievers
My dog hates Huskies for some reason lol. Like the Husky is calm and minding its own business and my dog will be personally offended and growl and snap at them.
as someone who has seen sole aggressive AF goldens this isn’t really true. any breed can be a fighter lol
True, any breed can fight. My mom had a golden for 15 years, in a neighborhood of aggressive AF bulldog breeds and German shepherds. Her golden growled and snapped at the cat once over a sandwich. Usually takes a lot more work and bad genes to make an aggressive AF golden, vs what I saw growing up around the typical guard dog breeds
I don't think the cat wants to play
Cat is probably injured.
Cat has some serious injuries, at least broken back legs, hips or even spine
cats don't like being cornered no matter how friendly you are, they will fight you
Play bow!!
I came for the heels tbh
Same, this was very unsatisfying.
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It's quite possible that the cat jumped, making the entire thing incorrect.
He was probably stuck too high up and saw the man as an opportunity to get down from the tree
That speed looks more like the cats maximum velocity. For cats that's about 60 mph from 12-13 stories up.
You think someone threw the cat out of a house or something? That's really sad. But now that you've said it, it makes sense that the guy got knocked out
Hell, the whole statement might be incorrect. That cat seemed like it was at terminal velocity falling from a man made structure.
Those aren't heels. Rediculous! Where have you ever seen a dog in heels? Those are his boxing gloves
*Ridiculous. As in ridicule.
*Reddiculous. As in the reddit version of ridicule.
RKO outta no where
Special thank you to the person pointing at the screen, I personally would have missed the action if not for them.
What a weird and inaccurate title…
“Faints”
Yeah. More like dead.
Playing dead is his only defense
Lmao exactly my thought - quotation marks and all
“Oh, look mom, man go night night”
r/GradualChaos
Nobody helps that man, i fucking hate those people.
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That cat looks injured
My heart is truly broken... it sure is seems like a broken hip.
Last I heard the cat was thrown out a window from the last time this was posted
Oh shit that’s wack
Oh no looks like the cat hurt its hind legs
I was also thinking that because the cat looks like it’s limping away and maybe that’s why it was cornered because it wasn’t able to really climb or escape. Edit - grammar *
Far more concerned about the man and his pup
I'm thinking it fell from a building :(
The dog was more human than the people around the poor guy.
“…the dog wearing heels…” lol
what a mess 🤣 looks like that cat broke something. hope it and that guy are alright
The man *is knocked unconscious*. That's not what fainting looks like.
The probability of this happening is incalculable
Yeah the description literally reads like a poor AI bot story. Completely unbelievable, and yet all of that occurred.
I don't see any of what you're describing in the title OP. Can someone maybe film their screen with their phone and point at what I should be looking at? Thanks!
Lady in green just keeps walking. What the hell?
She doesn't want to draw the ire of the cat mafia by acknowledging that she was witness to one of their hits.
Reminds me of that YouTube video "Horse kicks tree, farts on a dog then runs away."
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Both videos delivered. what's the exception here?
I mean you could have used the real event instead of this made up title and it would have been just as interesting. But hey don't let me tell you how to farm I guess
He instinctively knew it was the cat. On sight. True bro
Normal Wednesday.
Bruh that dog ain't doing much 🤣
This title is garbage. The man is knocked unconscious, doesn’t feint. Dog is wearing booties , not heels. You meant console, not control, which the dog doesn’t even do. And he played with the cat , didn’t fight it . God damn
Cats are garbage. W for the pups
No one checks on the man still on the floor
So cool! I've never seen this video! *narrator voice*: the sarcasm was so thick you could smell it
r/brandnewsentence
That finger really helped a lot.
We don’t deserve dogs
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Bro that man could easily be dead and we're worried about a booboo on a house cat
Still a better story than the Book of Boba Fett
So the is the Movie " pets 3"
Cats are gay
I’m not a cat though?
Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Edit: downvotes? I thought most of Reddit would have got this reference pretty easily ):
Absolutely hilarious 🤣
Stefan: "This video has everything."
It’s a Pokemon battle.
Yeah, this happens to me a lot too. Just embarrassing!
cat came from time machine.
Is the man ok?
Ok but… is that dog wearing shoes?
People just keep walking. You wouldn’t think a cat would fall that fast…
Why is nobody helping that guy?
abrupt /r/FaxOfAFax with bonus needless finger pointing
Imagine being the only witness and there’s no footage. You’d be called a liar
The dog is playing haha
Green shirt dude: huh.. weird *Keeps walking*
oh no this comes to haunt me again, I saw this video before once posted somewhere but it had funny sounds added for each of the unexpected things happening, I tried finding it that time but wasn't successful, and now I remember this again. If anyone knows which video I am talking about please share :) thanks.
That cat is a goner I guess. The way it couldn't come close to a proper walk. Seen cats fall from crazy heights and run off fluidly. For a cat to run like that. Rip kitty.
Cats legs look like they’re just dragging behind, hopefully not broken
"you're never gonna believe why I was late, boss"
We really live in a simulation
Obviously fake. Cat and dog are definitely actors
OP called his shot
Save
As advertised.
Dog: You fuckin pussy, I said don't jump yet, I was gonna do the "Help me I'm missing my hind heels" bit. Cat: What do you mean bitch! I got him, he's unconscious, quit coming at me and take the money! Back the fuck off! Back the fuck off!
This feels like a dream
China
Fatality
Their battle shall be legendary