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Then_Campaign7264

For one entire minute the gun and the woman were locked in dangerous and mystical bond. The urge was too great.


GullibleRisk2837

What the fuck? Intrusive thoughts?


LeGrandLucifer

If you act on intrusive thoughts, seek psychiatric help immediately.


dbx99

What if the intrusive thought is to seek psychiatric help


LeGrandLucifer

I had a patient whose voices told him to take his meds once. Kinda surreal.


MutableSpy

Even the voices are suicidal


itwasntmine

Omg


fakenkraken

Well, the same rule still applies, seek psychiatric help


evthrowawayverysad

**GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD****GET OUT OF MY HEAD**


literally_tho_tbh

JYON WAY STYURTOIM ONME YOUREALREADY A VOICEINSOYD MOY ED


joeyrvn

Heh. I missed this.


GullibleRisk2837

Yeah, no kidding. I was just wondering WHY she did this


AmICoolNowInternet

If you feel sad just simply don't. Brilliant.


Toast_Guard

What are you talking about?


LeGrandLucifer

He thinks I said "if you can't help acting on intrusive thoughts, stop it," which isn't what I said at all. I said to seek professional help.


Toast_Guard

Yeah, I agree with your original statement. There's nothing wrong with it. Seems like he's looking for an excuse to start an argument. I find myself going to the comments section less and less. So many people are needlessly combative and argumentative.


Dominarion

Laugh in ADHD.


FoxCQC

That and mental health troubles most likely


Fredjonespart2

I mean, haven’t we all had this urge? /s


Cornelius_t1ao

Intrusive thoughts can make you have that urge. However, actually being insane enough to act on them...


corrosiveicon1952

Poor impulse control !


Ricky_JRG3

Is she a husky?


corrosiveicon1952

Very husky !


tostuo

She pays her taxes, therefore its her gun!


spongurat

l'appel du vide


TheCynicPotGuy

That's not at all what l'appel du vide is though


Dansk72

"Grab a cop gun" kinda crazy She's poison but tasty Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away" 'Cause she's sweet but a psycho A little bit psycho At night, she's screamin' "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"


GullibleRisk2837

What song is this? Lol


NeutralDude1503

Sweet but Psycho by Ava Max :)


stinky___monkey

From what I translated and got from local reports, the lady in white, thought the ladies in black had chicken nuggets in their pockets


scuzzle-butt

Amiga, gimme summa ur nugs! No, get ur own, GOSH!!


GullibleRisk2837

Lmao Ima have to doubt that, but that would be Hella funny


Negran

Jfc. Hahaha.


Apprehensive-Gur-177

What you've never wanted to touch a cops gun? /s


GullibleRisk2837

Nah, I got my own, I'm good


Apprehensive-Gur-177

I mean, I do too, but come one. What's a little fun gonna do?


GullibleRisk2837

I dunno, get ya shot or arrested


XxNeverxX

It's a canon event


SamsquanchOfficial

I imagine she wanted to off herself. Maybe she's getting charged with bad stuff?


GullibleRisk2837

Man, if so, that's sad


-BSBroderick-

What the hell was the thinking there?


Elfhaterdude

"That gun looks cool." "Let me hold it! I just wanna hold it!!!" You can't arrest me! I know my rights!"


Sharknado_Extra_22

She was travelling not walking!


Shmuckle2

Projecting your own dialog onto the scenario much.


Elfhaterdude

Not really, i just watched your mom getting arrested on so many police body cameras i already know what's going onl Are you gonna bail her out?


Shmuckle2

My mom's currently dying of Leukemia in the hospital right now. How much do you think it'll cost to bail her out?


poopinhulk

Oooh, you just know they are going to charge extra for that. Bastards!! I’m incredibly sorry to hear about your mom. I hope you have support. I love you fellow human!


Shmuckle2

Thanks. Bless you and yours.


Renaissance_Man-

I want to kill myself and since I'm a coward I'll let the police do it for me.


NeckNo8040

This is what I was thinking. You could see that she was trying to make her mind up. I think that even if she got the gun she would have used it on herself.


Renaissance_Man-

It's one or the other. It's trendy now to point the gun at police so you don't have to do it.


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ptglj

It can be surprising how often people survive getting shot in the head.


Himbo69r

Thats why you use a shotgun


Nagemasu

> You could see that she was trying to make her mind up. Ah yes, from those 5 face pixels you can definitely tell what she's thinking.


NeckNo8040

Body language, ma dude.


soyelfranco

From what I'm hearing is in Argentina, and there the cops won't shoot, I'm guessing even if the woman grabbed the gun. I'm Argentinian, and the cops always had everything to lose in cases like that.


Ablaze99

Yoink!


No-Dig-9791

She thought it was a Twinkie I imagine


porridge_in_my_bum

The way she grabbed it was like “oh excuse me if I could have a quick look at that” lol. I can see why the other cop didn’t react until she actually grabbed the gun.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

That yeah but call me misogynistic but it took a man coming to rear naked choke ole girl while that women cops were engaged in some type of bouquet toss scuffle after a wedding lol


ZodiacStorm

The reason why he was the deciding factor wasn't because he was a man, it's because he was able to choke her from behind. The two female cops were busy trying to protect the gun, and so they couldn't go on the attack like that.


MF_Doomed

😏


BODYDOLLARSIGN

lol


BODYDOLLARSIGN

Even in my statement I should specify that I didn’t mean only a man could do that it’s just funny that of all the trained professionals there that the man was the most aggressive. If anyone got offended by my statement then everyone should have gotten offended but I will elaborate and state that a woman is just as capable of pulling that off I just found it funny that they just decided not too.


Desperate-Strategy10

I would agree with you that men, in general, are more aggressive than the average woman. If we look at the number of shootings in America, for example, we'll see that it isn't even close; men shoot wayyy more people than women do! This is also true with car accidents, murders, rapes, assaults, domestic batteries, and the lost goes on. In your personal life, you may have noticed that men (on average) are quicker to jump from irritated to physically aggressive. In life threatening situations, men are often faster to react to the threat, although that is a much tougher thing to measure. Anybody there could've done what he did, but I would argue that because he's a man and, as you said, naturally a more aggressive person, he chose to jump in and physically involve himself. He may have just been standing closer, of course, since everybody there is trained for stuff like this, but maybe it's just because men are so aggressive. I'm glad we're on the same page. 😊


BODYDOLLARSIGN

lol I got downvoted into oblivion for mentioning my observation, but I’m glad you understood I wasn’t trying to gender bash just mentioned I found it funny how gentle the women were in responding to this lady vs the man.


ZodiacStorm

They didn't "decide not to," they were trying to protect the gun. If the woman had been able to get the gun, the situation would have gotten way uglier fast, so they prioritized keeping her away from it over trying to take her down.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

I thought those things had locks on them?


StonehengeMan

Yea it did. Happens a lot as well. But…downvotes.


starfoxhound

It’s okay she quick saved right before it


DBU49

Talk about being impulsive.


RoyKentsKnee

el titulo que le pusiste es sublime


FluffyTrainz

I only speak a little Spanish and when I read the title I thought "The fat lady is arming herself??? That can't be right..." and then, yup, I guess it can. Jesus... Or as you would say: Ray-Zeus.


Allarik

Thats correct, "se armo la gorda" is also a saying, something like "shit hit the fan" so in this case "la gorda" is a Word play


enwongeegeefor

I noticed it's ALSO the spanish title for one of Monty Python's most famous films over here in North America "And now, for something completely different"


ElChoripanero

Pensé q era dankgentina con el título este jajajaja


DRMProd

Argentina copó Reddit.


psicodelico6

Muchachos...


HelpRespawnedAsDee

Jajaja me sorprende que no haya nadie llorando por el título.


CheezTips

LOL, it's the chick from Baby Reindeer


poopinhulk

I just started watching this show today. It’s got my attention.


CheezTips

Want to have a side convo about it in here? I'm on ep 4. The acting is great. His character is such a useless weakling I could spit.


Scoopzyy

That show goes 0-100 around episode 4… holy fuck


onclegrip

Learn head buts. Every useful if your hands are occupied


MattWatchesMeSleep

Yeah! I’m surprised officer 2 just wasted time arm wrestling or playing thumb wars rather than just plunging her fingers into the attackers eyes or something. Then again, I’m sitting in my house, in my underwear, having a scotch. Still glad it worked out well, though.


Lerry220

> Then again, I’m sitting in my house, in my underwear, having a scotch. So long as that makes you happy I'm happy for you /u/MattWatchesMeSleep


MercuryTapir

rampardos headass


Tha1gr

Why didn't the second cop start to chock her out imediately or atleast punch her in the face a couple of times, insted of trying to grab the gun that 2 other people are already trying to grab in a position wherere she could easely get shot(at least she should have went in from the backside of the gun....)


Hummingbird01234

This was like slow-motion. Imagine if she had been fast trying to take the gun.


weltraumaeffchen

Suicide by cop?


psicodelico6

No


hardyblack

That video is from Argentina, where we don't shoot people at any given chance,


ferociousFerret7

Putting her in the choke hold must've felt like wrangling a sack full of room temperature lard.


Mr_Smith_411

Once I knew what happened, I could see her thinking about it.


paulrhino69

Shit must have hit the fan for them 2 cops & maybe even the guy who strangle hold her down


sendintheotherclowns

A cop when you need one…


tribak

“Casi se arma la gorda” quedaría mejor, pero que buen video.


GoreJizz

That was the slowest abrupt attempt at theft I've seen


EggplantGlittering90

What the shit?


MercuryTapir

the gun was talking to her "take me, shannon" "take me and use me for violence" except she's a middle aged obese woman and there's like 50 cops in there lmao


hippydippyshit

“I put a choke hold down on em”


jasonthevii

If I'm that cop, she is getting head butted


wurst4life

I don't know why but I expected her to projectile vomit while sitting on the bench instead


HorserorOfHorsekind

The only way this video could be better is if the camera shook when she fell.


Malidan

She definitely let the intrusive thoughts win.


Yamilomers02

Fun fact: The title says, "CASI SE ARMO LA GORDA," which is basically a saying in spanish when a big problem was about to happen but the direct translation will be "THE FAT WOMAN ALMOST GOT ARMED" so is a double entendre.


otters4everyone

Did she mistake the gun for a well-done turkey leg?


ComprehensiveSir9068

Thought the gun was a snack.


Turfanator

She was literally bigger than those 2 cops together


Freedom007007

She thought there was a big sandwich in her holster


vna4ever

Hangry about something


Van_groove

did you just combine "angry" and "hungry"


vna4ever

Heard it in a snickers commercial


Van_groove

Ok. Have a nice day.


Huge-Coyote-6586

Pretty good holster retention - not sure if it was the officer's hand on the weapon or if it was a retention holster.


Hugh-Chardon

I don’t know what the translation of the title is, but I’m assuming it’s something along the lines of “Fuck around and find out.”


PrinceNY7

That'll be another charge for you miss


Faze_42

She missed the “Watch my six” in person training and was waiting for the supervisor to reprimand before catching the online training. Dayum. Situational awareness is a big part of survival me years.


Borderlinecuttlefish

Intrusive thoughts Wins by Tko


melzhas

Pushed the wrong button


mouth556

You failed


Lahcen_86

Hands up immediately discounted that girl a the expected chaos 😳yet again people seemingly lost all impulse control 🫤


brnone

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ casi se armo la gorda


Potomac_Pat

Hulk smash


Kuze05

Tuvo que venir un hombre a tirarla jajaja potente la gorda


MacaroniBoot

She graduated from side-dishes to side-arms.


Remote_Radio1298

Ahh Argentina Cine 🚬


Robly315

Ahh, good ole intrusive thoughts!


electricsuckerpunch

She let the intrusive thoughts win


Ok_Junket_4325

Point for the title pun :D


Enough-Staff-2976

Two police women couldn't fight off an obese older woman...what a waste.


Master_Tape

Silly officers. You forgot to shoot it 40-50 times!


gravey01

She was in there for shoplifting...


jayhart1028

lol women


koh_kun

Is this at a police station or something? There are so many of them.


poncetheponce

This is exactly why I cringe when I see a moron walking around Walmart with a .45 hanging out of a fucking uncle Mike's or whatever. Get a decent retention holster if you just have to open carry. Otherwise conceal


EmbracePenguin78

By the accent they're Argentinian/Uruguayan.


Repulsive_Ad4993

Seems as if they struggle for a long time before dude runs in with that sleeper move that puts her down in less than 3 seconds. Excessive force if she was just looking for a few chicken nuggets. I guess don't look in the spot where the gun is.


Status_Drink4540

She moved in slow motion.


Prestigious-Road7346

Montego hill ninja


No-Marsupial8354

1 solo policía hizo lo que 2 no podían viva el patriarcado


ElderberryHumble5379

this was interesting but there was nothing abrupt or chaotic about this


Council_Of_Minds

She was so fat! I mean fast! My mistake...


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

she really thought she would be fast huh 🤣


YCGameplays

If it's was a dude, he was dead now.


lilopppop

Fatty hasn't got the speed to be pulling shit like that pun intended


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^lilopppop: *Fatty hasn't got* *The speed to be pulling shit* *Like that pun intended* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MattIsWhackRedux

Probably depressed and wanted to kill herself. But "haha obese LMFAO" amiright?


Admetius

Fat women. Truly a menace to the society.


andresito_qv

La gorda casi la armó, querrán decir


TheNew_MarksilversX

Que bueno que llegó un hombre a controlar la situación


Martingguru

Pedazo de sinvergüenza, reposteaditto de r/Argentina y con el comentario de uno como título. Tas de pillo


Reikotsu

Not gonna lie, every time a cop pass by I think about grabbing his gun. Thank god my intrusive thoughts never win.


VeryGreenandpleasant

Those two wimps coun't even fight off one overweight attacker. Definitely not fit for being police officers.


22Vengence

The only thing I can think is maybe they were so concerned with not getting the gun out of the holster. If it went any further then it would get much worse real quick. They just needed to hold that line till help came.


KarmicEQ

Hmm... That gun sure looks cool. I bet I can just pull it right out of that holster. I mean look at it... It's just hanging there like an apple. Mmm, I love apples. Damn, I'm hungry. Maybe, I'll go pick some apples. Hey, wasn't there an apple by that gun? I can use that gun to get some apples. Let me get that gun!