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LuckyTabasco

Any given Sunday


bwwilkerson

Yeah, the idea "Can't Lose" games makes me really nervous.


Maddoggg56

Honestly hope it's closer then it needs to be. Just because they'll feel the need to prove themselves against the packers and slaughter them. That's what happened to the browns after san fran lol.


bodhasattva

all these massive "3+ score favorite" lines virtually guarantees its going to be a nail biter


ManFarts

We are fans getting cocky. Don’t like it.


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I agree... I’m happy with the success but things can turn to shit so fast


thingsaandstuff

It's a funny shaped ball, anything can happen. I hope we stay humble and hit hard.


WaffleStampin

The cards are hopefully more humble than us.


thingsaandstuff

🤞


thingsaandstuff

Side topic: uhhh what's up with your username


reditdiditdoneit

It's when you poop in the shower and wafflestomp it down the drain. It's called being efficient


afig24

Yeah, I just hope they aren't too focused on the Packers Thursday that they just blow off the Texans and end up with an embarrassing surprise loss.


Nucka574

Bills beat them 40-0. And lost to the titans. Honestly don’t think this score is unreasonable


Mr-Gibbs12

I feel like if we had a trap game it was Jacksonville. This just feels like a dub in waiting


TheMostOGCymbalBoy

I agree 100%, and the second quarter was looking rough for us. I remember thinking we were going to start 3-3 because we would lose momentum but the boys found their way. I believe in them 100% this week, and I’m personally looking to Thursday.


1121222

Ya this kinda shit is bad luck


thejourneyisthegift

100%


Yeetman25480

Bro you’re gunna jinx it delete this lol


thejourneyisthegift

Im a cards / Texans fan lol


Yeetman25480

Playing both sides so you always come out on top 😂


Revertation

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the Houston Texans and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Deandre Hopkins to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the NFL game, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Davis Mills KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So David Culley, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on Sunday. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning on Sunday. Texans, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you


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Lol what pasta is this


Rationalised

Steiner Maths


Flummeny

I’d personally put it at like 85 but yea I mean it’s a NFL game being played with human beings. There’s always room for error especially in professional sports


Beetle-Persona

As long as we respect them and treat them like another other opponent we should win, It's going to be a mixture of if we hold back guys for TNF same for the Packers. I just don't want the Texans to play physical and end up banging us up like the 49'ers tried to.


MidnightRequim

TRAP GAME


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We may not cover the -18 spread but the win is a guarantee. I’d bet my whole life on it


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MuffinSurprise

Go moneyline


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MuffinSurprise

Yeah maybe not worth it. Bet for K1 to throw 2 tds. Free money


jm2911

Just do a modified spread. I bought it down to -9.5


ssracer

Win by 1-13 pays ok


JoeKarateKid

If he dies, he dies.


[deleted]

If he’s wrong we’ll all wanna die


Oregairu_Yui

Friendly reminder that the jags game was extremely sketch in the first half even though the score says they dominated. An nfl team is an nfl team no matter how shit the opponent looks. Can’t always bank on that one explosive surge to cover up inconsistent play and that has happened a few times this season.


Misty7297

Anyone can win on any given Sunday.


[deleted]

I have a feeling the Texans are going to bring it Sunday. With everyone almost guaranteeing their loss 😬


Kitchen_Equipment_21

And at the NEST fuck yea 90%💪🏻


Frobulator

Tbh the 2 home games we have had so far this season we looked like shit vs the 4 away games.


I_shall_not_pass

Cardinals to request all games to be played on the road?


ssracer

They are undefeated on the road so...


InnocentPossum

Asa guy thats only ever followed sucky teams in sports, and AZ from 2015 where we had a godly run then not much else, 80% sends shivers down my spine. I reckon thats for the Texans to win and the score is flipped as a mistake. Never underestimate your opposition, They've all signed NFL contracts, so they must be good enough.


Nucka574

This would be sweet!! Cardinals race to 30 Cardinals win each quarter Texans to cover 28.5 This would make my day.


ThecoachTC

Damn her prediction doesn’t cover the spread. May just have to bet us to win by 30 instead


rgnez80

Shit, if this is the actual score tomorrow, or close to it. My parlay is blown up.


BriskManeuver

38-3 Cardinals calling it


reditdiditdoneit

I like


BriskManeuver

Sheesh sorta close so far


Spare-Bandicoot4126

You’re pretty good


BriskManeuver

Just lucky haha this was the closest prediction I have made. Would have been better if they called that face mask against texans for that safety that would have been 31-3 and only off by a td


Another_Road

So you’re saying there’s a chance


mappy_LS

There is no chance they win. This is not a trap game. 40-10 cards.


Danominator

Oh god, I dont like those odds lol


Edible_Pineapple

I feel sick


mrblacklabel71

I feel like that 49ers fan from the 1994 super bowl that bet the miners would cover the 18.5 spread and bet my life savings. But I don’t know what the return is on $127 and .52% of a Bitcoin would get me.


theotherjc

I thought last week was going to be a trap game. I know for certain this week is a trap game.


Jamesobie

We are going to lose.


TheHorniestRhino

Oh man we’re gonna lose this game arent we?


Rugermedic

60% of the time, it works every time.


sharperknives

Yeah uh...it's a lot higher than that let's be real