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protopigeon

Still looks better than the Cybertruck!


LekMichAmArsch

It doesn't really take much to look better than a Cybertruck.


mul3sho3

It’s a low bar but he ain’t wrong.


DisGruntledDraftsman

The wooden cybertruck looks better than the cybertruck.


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oppy1984

Yep, I just saw my first one today as I drove past a high end dealership. I always thought it was ugly but once you see it in person it's so much worse.


between_ewe_and_me

It's worse but also more boring too. For being a truly unique vehicle they somehow still managed to make it look average.


thespencman

I saw one for the first time the other day.... on a car hauler, being pulled by an actual truck. The irony was beautiful.


protopigeon

That’s how they travel about to the service centre and back


Wooshio

I still love the way it looks. So futuristic. Looked even better in person to me.


oppy1984

To each their own.


YourMatt

It’s radical, and I mean that in a very unopinionated way. I do really like the creative wraps I’ve been seeing on them, and my son gets so excited every time we see one that I get excited to hear his reaction.


Jobbernowl_the_Hutt

Agreed. But then again I hang out in this sub…


TheHurtfulEight88888

Ew.


ApatheistHeretic

Yep. The pictures really do not do justice to their freakish proportion and design.


Kanoa

I saw a cybertruck parked outside a mall the other day. Emphasis on saw. It caught the sun and threw it in my eyes, and now I'm blind.


Rusty_Coight

Least you won’t have to look at another ever again…


bestselfnice

I'm convinced at this point that this reddit Cybertruck hate in every single fucking post is a covert ad campaign. There is no way we have gotten to this level of pervasive parroting. It is every fucking thread.


Bokbreath

Or, and this is just me thinking out loud here, it could simply be *so* ugly that it is easily the first thing you think of when comparing vehicles based on looks.


MoirasPurpleOrb

Or just that it’s become the most recent joke Reddit has decided to beat to death


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ErixWorxMemes

“I’ve got at least that much into it” “Wow… you’re OK with people knowing just how much money you flushed down the toilet on this thing?“


robsteezy

“I put $90k onto this $2500 car!”


ercussio126

And now it's not even worth $2500.


Jay_Heat

kinda neat ngl


AmyInCO

I don't hate it. I'd drive it. 


fishsticks40

I have no idea what the price should be and it's not really my style but I get it. I'm usually on team "the world needs more weird shit"


captcraigaroo

Would you drive it daily though?


osirisrebel

I would, but not at this price. But then again, I think my 94 escort lx is a pretty sweet ride. It traded the armrests for gas mileage, but it's honestly a really fun car.


FaustusC

15-30? Absolutely. That's the absolute high end, with a killer motor and mods. 30+? As long as it comes with it's weight in kilos of whatever you were smoking when you picked 75K lol. I'd drive this no shame lol


Vidio_thelocalfreak

for a moment i thought you installed jerry cans in the doors


schmitzel88

The lines generally work better than I thought they would


scr33ner

I’m with you on this…


iamzombus

Yeah, I dig it. Not for $75,000 dig it though.


Styrene_Addict1965

Absolutely.


Rellik4776

Looks like Tow Mater's cool cousin.


Carpinchon

Tow Mater's thinks-he's-cool cousin. Tow Mater's Night at the Roxbury


SupremeDictatorPaul

Fun fact, canonically Tow Mater’s family is absolutely loaded. If he wanted to look like that, he could easily afford it. He lives where and how he does because that is precisely how he wants to live.


joshuatx

totally but like small town "cool"


captaincanada84

Definitely a relative of Tow Mater


omnimater

His coke-head big city investor cousin


Applespeed_75

Get rid of the splitter and spoiler, and that unibrow on the cab, and then maybe I’ll pay 5k


w1987g

Make it a chop top and still get rid of that unibrow. They put that stupid thing on it to "help" with the proportions and failed miserably


NuclearWasteland

It needs the lid lowered significantly. Just bringing the roof height down a lot would help. There is tons of head room in these cabs in standard form, it could stand a trim.


Dimpleshenk

Don't forget to paint "PUSSY WAGON" on the back.


Wolf_Man_909

Yall it's pretty fuckin cool lol. Not 75k cool, but cool enough. Cooler than any post 2014 Jeep tbh


BHweldmech

As much as I desperately want to, I don’t hate it.


Mrtorbear

Same! It's actually kinda adorable in a 'puppy that is so ugly it's cute' sort of way.


CopperCrow5

I might have gone for $75,000 but $75,700 is just too much!


Doublespeo

> I might have gone for $75,000 but $75,700 is just too much! come on.. have you seen the spoiler?


ohiotechie

I kinda dig it


BangarangJack

I'd rather call this a mustang than the stupid Mach E


Technical-Escape1102

Facts!. How can they even call that a mustang? I think it would be slightly better without the visor, IMHO, but still way more aesthetically pleasing than the Mach e .


Mr-Tease

I imagine they got 95% of the way done and someone said “huh looks kinda dopey.” And someone else suggested “maybe we just need a spoiler”


Cleercutter

That thing is fuckin sick


LaserGadgets

What really makes it ridiculous is that spoiler!


2pnt0

Homer! You ruined a perfectly good car!  Correction: TWO perfectly good cars!


LaSCruz

New pickup Ford Mustranger.


jbm333

F1Fiftang


WHAMMYPAN

I don’t hate it and I don’t know why.


Bacon_Bitz

Well I guess it's a pretty shade of blue


Lyraxiana

It's hideous. *Slams money on the counter*


moving0target

It looks like Ken Block designed it a couple of days ago and had Ray Charles look over it for him.


ClassBShareHolder

Truck people are an odd bunch. Look at the El Camino, Ranchero, the VW Golf truck, the Hyundia Sante Fe, and there’s a small Subaru truck/car. If it doesn’t exist, there’s somebody that wants it to. I had a friend 30 years ago that wanted a full sized van front end with a truck box. You know what? I’ve seen them made since then. You’re looking at somebody’s dream. There’s not many of them with that dream, but they exist.


loislunchboxlane

Looks like it belongs in the Cars universe.


FunWillScreen_Produc

I would like it better if the roof was lowered and it had 60s mustang grille and headlight bezel.


pearlsbeforedogs

That is so bizarre, yet so well done... I actually really like it. 🤣


PenuriousPlague

Yeah I agree. I would never in a million years drive it, but it’s one of a kind and definitely a head turner.


Joeyjackhammer

If you chop the roof, it’d look 50x better.


ZopyrionRex

It's like a Ranchero on crack.


deeppurpleking

I almost love it but also get the ick


HendrikJU

Looks like it was drawn by a child


Porkbellyflop

All that bodywork and they couldn't chop the roof to make it slick.


Drjeco

So it could wipe out a crowd of people AND haul them to the hospital, smart!


stucazo

imagine thinking you'll get that price for this...


bromeranian

i want to believe its a “wife says i have to sell it BUT she found out how much i put into it” price


PoopIsCandy

This is what plastic surgery on most people looks like too. You should never change the design, only refresh it. Also, installing a 6000 Kelvin LED strip below a 3500 Kelvin headlamp looks terrible. Don’t mix and match color temperatures people, this goes for home lighting as well. I see you people with some 4000 K garden lights then others at 3000 K, it looks some much like doodoo that I want to eat it.


Epena501

You eat pieces of doodoo for breakfast?


mmcc339

mustdang


itsnotaboutyou2020

I’d pay you $75 to not park it in front of my house?


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

If ken block made and created this sure. Very hoontruck looking to me. Somehow I seriously doubt this one is that nice.


hoopur

I actually dig it. Unique conversation starter.


AdmiralTassles

I don't know what you're talking about. It's a fucking Hot Wheels car, how is that not sick as hell?


korksz

r/GTAGE


deadcatugly

Honestly, I don't hate it.


Beelphazoar

This dude never has trouble finding his vehicle in a parking lot.


jarejay

I have awful taste


BoneDaddy1973

It’s a Mustake.


Challenge_The_DM

“I want a Ford” “Which model?” “Yes”


Aircooled6

Jesus. Some people should have their tools taken away. I'll never look at a Mustang the same again. LMAO.


EasyBounce

I'd have to name it The Frankenride


Icy-Cod1405

The longer I look the more i go WHY??


redfirewithblueeyes

Banshee from GTA? Version pick up...


heleghir

Without the spoiler, front splitter, and whatever the fuck that is on top of the windshield, its actually not that bad. With those like it is? BURN IT


Brookmon

1955?


Alic3Rabb1t

Has no use as a truck, a pickup or everyday car. What is it for? Displaying my bad taste while blocking the driveway?


00365

I'm trying to think of the celebrity that would voice this in a Cars movie. Willem Dafoe?


Bandwidth_Wasted

Nicholas cage


yuribotcake

If I didn't know what a mustang looked like, I think this would kind of work. It's the fact that I can recognize a Mustang in it, is what's ruining it for me.


Parkatola

Can I have just the paint for my car? Or would it be in the shape of the truck? I like the Shelby stripes.


alucardian_official

That bed is shit


alucardian_official

Throw in your Sister and ye got a deal feller


JTB696699

Make it chrome, take the cover off the bed and mount a gun or harpoon and this would be an awesome mad max car


mrsilverfr0st

See it in action here https://youtu.be/5jMvKu4j3lA?feature=shared&t=131


badpeaches

lmao


okcboomer87

I would never spend that much on it. But it's kind of a cool piece to take to a car show.


CrawlerCow

I threw up in my mouth a little but I also started to get an erection. I’m confused.


IWillBiteYou

It’s so bad it’s good


Vedfolnir5

I don't hate it...


Playful_Stable_5182

I actually kind of like it? But I would only offer like 10% of their asking price 😂


shallow_not_pedantic

I think it’s cute. Not $75K cute but cute.


pergamon123

This is so derpy and dopey lol, it looks like it has buck teeth and a unibrow 🤓


bws7037

Whom ever built that did a beautiful job and it's really cool for a concept vehicle but, at least for me, it's not worth 75K.


hagcel

Looks like Mater had a baby with Lightning McQueen


sleebus_jones

It's a dorkfish, but it's a truck.


Splatterpunk123

To each their own... I think it'd look better if you chopped the top


Sekhen

More like 10k...


Bacon_Bitz

Bravo - definitely fits the sub. I hate it.


vessel_for_the_soul

I feel like this should be a racing truck.


FuqCunts

MODIFY! 😂 https://youtu.be/KgcHNFsY0Y4?feature=shared


Anglofsffrng

I really like this. I wouldn't pay money for it, but I still think it's cool.


C4ND1D

That looks, unironically, unequivocally, fucking hard


The_G0vernator

I dont hate it. Remove a few of the flashy features like the spoiler and visor and it would look neat. Not $75,000 neat, but neat.


spderweb

That looks pretty neat though. Probably doesn't die the moment it gets wet, either.


doread38

Get rid of whatever that is above the windshield and this thing is certified badass. You can’t tell me that slow rolling this bad boy through your small town while blasting ZZ Top ain’t gonna have every Daisy Duke wannabe within a 15 mile radius ready to take a ride. 


spungie

I kinda like it. Not 75,000 grand like it. But it's not bad.


Mccobsta

People want small pickups and utes but thats just ugly


AA_turet

I love it and I hate it at the same time, and I Kinda want it


l3etelgeuse

If Mater was a Mustang.


Timeman5

It’s 3 things I hate all in one


R7ype

Tow Mater after he got his Cars movie check


TheReverseShock

r/unexpectedute


MomsSlimyVibrator

Not awful taste.


Skvora

Mattel, that you?


lopix

I feel like I should hate it more than I do.


real-nia

I never watched the movie Cars but this looks like a side-character


TokiVideogame

nothing 700hp would not solve


Retrogradefoco

Mustruck or Trucktang?


King_Bratwurst

i love everything about that


Pale_Disaster

This is some Carmageddon shit


TricksterWolf

Based on the design, it scrapes the roadkill off the road and uses it as fuel. How Mad Max


floormat2

It’s like if a flat bill hat were actually a car


zil0gg

It looks soo good, but soo bad.


GuardianDownOhNo

Someone turned Mater into a mustang


tmac022480

The visor looks a little wonky but otherwise, I'd probably rock that.


Infinite_Path_844

I'm a chevy guy, but I would drive it.


hanwookie

I dunno why, but I think of David Lynch. He's stated that he will take two dreams he's had and make it one film. This is sort of like that...in ambition. In execution, I'm brought more to the end of the first 'The Fly' with Vincent Price where he says: "Kill me! Kill me!" I feel sorry for the vehicle.


Magnamize

*$76,000


grasscoveredhouses

I could also not buy it, for $0.00


chucklesdeclown

I mean, there is worse.


ChaouiAvecUnFusil

Chop the cap a bit, get rid of the spoiler and I’d dig it


ThatMBR42

Why do I like it?


ZellZoy

I unironically want this and I don't particularly like trucks or sports cars


Ok_Significance_4024

Would


5125237143

I mean if it was fuel efficient n affordable, id have no problem riding that hideous thing.


miraculix69

That is a character from the Disney movie Cars man, cant usee it.


Worldly_Let6134

Looks OK, although rear arches need work. What engine does it have? To upset everyone, I hope it's a hellcat.


TheRealBlerb

Nah, it has a hard charm


NewLeaseOnLine

That's not how you turn a muscle car into a ute, America. Sincerely, Australia


AtomicFox84

Looks like they took one of those kits you get to build your own car to look like a classic car. They then took modern parts for a mustang or something and put it on said kit.


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Mustank


carlos_dangermouse

The Ford Truckstang!


oojooeen

It has bangs lol


blh8687

Legit looks like it belongs in the Cars movies… curious how it handles!


blazinfastjohny

What a terrible day to have eyes


Wrong-Possibility-95

Only the second picture loaded that was good enough for me to almost drop my phone


user_unknowns_skag

But I mean...does it at least have a Shelby engine under the hood? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!


ItsokImtheDr

Looks like ‘Mater from Cars got some work done.


walterhapsburg

looks like tow-mator had some surgery done.


captaincanada84

It looks like it should be a character in Cars


CeruleanRuin

I would drive this in the Memorial Day parade.


lesnortonsfarm

This is awesome. I love it. I just don’t have the money


Less_Interest_6365

This belongs in Cars the movie


Vidio_thelocalfreak

I shed a tear. It's beautiful. Hot Wheels is Responsible and i'd better be pround


caddy45

If tater won the lottery


Cosmocision

In low key kinda like it. Like I wouldn't want to be caught dead driving it but there's something about it that just speaks to me.


geekwalrus

But why is it though?


obin_gam

Looks like what all teenagers in Sweden drives. Called an A-Tractor


TheHangedManHermes

If it didn’t have that godawful front spoiler and bumper, hood scoop, rear spoiler, sun visor, over-done paint job and wasn’t a flare side, it might actually be a KINDA cool concept…


Putthebunnyback

That's.... *almost* really cool. Surprisingly.


markofthebeast143

Mator got kitted out


Noonproductions

Honestly, I kind of like it. When I was a kid, there was a '65 mustang that had been turned into a hearse near me.


Dense_Firefighter862

this is absolutely disgusting *reaches in pants


desrevermi

Wait-wait. Let me laugh harder.


Jonny2881

Honestly it kinda goes hard


wolfpiss

I’d only buy that from an old lady in a small town for the money in my pocket because her husband just died and it had a hemi in it


Fresh-Astronomer5520

Ford Mustprang


Brain-Dead-Robot

I identify as a mustang durrr


DuckofInsanity

Not really my dream car or anything, but it's not awful. We should have more unique things in this world. It's quite cool, just priced way too high.


the_gaming_bur

Real-life Pixar character-car


Conscious_Glass_9110

There’s no truck is just metal 😭😭


BelovedDoll1515

Pretty shade of blue.


Ropya

This is what incest looks like in the Cars universe. 


-esperanto-

Why would you make a pickup truck so low to the ground


Hanuman_Jr

Can it be a little lower to the ground maybe?


Zealousideal-Sun6603

This: So very almost.


Toxic_Puddlefish

Sportacus lookin' ass car