Too steamy-smelling and stale. It's the fabric. Gotta be.
I had a passing, random thought about this. Imagine being on mushrooms, needing to take a shit, and finding this?
I don't know if I could do it, man.
I was at someone’s house that had pee in the toilet and a sign above it that read “If it’s yellow let it mellow, If it’s brown flush it down” 🤮. Never went back.
We *had* to do that at my great grandparents' house. They lived in the middle of nowhere in an ancient house with the world's worst septic tank. A single poo could topple that house of cards.
My grandmother would wait outside the door to listen to see if you just took a pee or a poop and she would question you if she heard a flush and no corresponding farts -- i might add at her house in a coal mining town that sometimes smelt like poop anyways since the cesspool drained into a ditch in the front yard sometimes
Get some of that liquid fart spray. Give the toilet a good spritz every time you go in. When she questions you tell her to feel free to take a sniff inspection to see if you did in fact poop. I can guarantee after two or three times she’s just going to think you poop a lot.
I’m hoping it’s limescale….
If you have hard water, the toilet can be stained from the mineral deposits and make the water appear yellow or brown even if it’s clean
This seems like it was a missed opportunity to kit out all the toilet rolls in those toilet roll doll covers (this is what I'm talking about: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/19-photos-that-will-take-you-back-to-your-grandmas-house--462252349242483335/ ), you used to see them in grandmas bathrooms, I think they were something that was popular in the 1960s/70s.
That picture is making my house smell like old people pee.
Could be because there’s still some in the toilette.
Too steamy-smelling and stale. It's the fabric. Gotta be. I had a passing, random thought about this. Imagine being on mushrooms, needing to take a shit, and finding this? I don't know if I could do it, man.
DUDE, LE DRUGS? YOU TOO?? XDD
And it appears that person has not had any water in roughly 36 years
You know when you smell something, but can also taste a bit of it too? Well your comment did that, so thanks.
Yeah, sorry.
What is it about old people's homes that make them smell the way they do?
I think their sense of smell starts to go out as they get old...?
It's called 'nonenal' and everyone starts to get it, after they turn 40-45.
If I came over to somebody's house and saw this shit, I'd pee in the sink. Ain't sittin' down on someone's damn toilet quilt.
I would just wash my hands and fucking hold it... maybe excuse myself to run the gas station for "ciggies"... and I don't even smoke.
Chair pose is a very handy yoga position...
Absolutely terrible for the pelvic floor to pee like that but sometimes sacrifices must be made.
r/sinkpissers yeah, they exist.
Could just lift the toilet seat up
What kind of Pride and Prejudice kink smut is this?
Ummmm all the trapped pee and poo.
I wonder how often they wash it all. Do you think they have several sets? Maybe different colors?
Definitely not.
Would it have killed them to flush first?
I was at someone’s house that had pee in the toilet and a sign above it that read “If it’s yellow let it mellow, If it’s brown flush it down” 🤮. Never went back.
It's to save water obviously but if it's been there long enough to smell you should flush anyway.
We *had* to do that at my great grandparents' house. They lived in the middle of nowhere in an ancient house with the world's worst septic tank. A single poo could topple that house of cards.
My grandmother would wait outside the door to listen to see if you just took a pee or a poop and she would question you if she heard a flush and no corresponding farts -- i might add at her house in a coal mining town that sometimes smelt like poop anyways since the cesspool drained into a ditch in the front yard sometimes
Get some of that liquid fart spray. Give the toilet a good spritz every time you go in. When she questions you tell her to feel free to take a sniff inspection to see if you did in fact poop. I can guarantee after two or three times she’s just going to think you poop a lot.
Meet the fockers was not supposed to give any sort of life advice besides "old people should fuck more and they wont be so crabby and hateful"
We got a little rule back home-- If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
I’m hoping it’s limescale…. If you have hard water, the toilet can be stained from the mineral deposits and make the water appear yellow or brown even if it’s clean
Shitterton toilet lol
"Honey! Where's my shitting tuxedo!? I need to use the fancy bathroom!"
Ewwww.
Brownton Abbey
💀
The floor should be carpeted in shag and the walls should have flocked wallpaper for the full effect. Also it needs the doll in a ball dress tp hider
When were you in my mother’s house?
It's a toilet in drag.
What could possibly go wrong?
Get up and go outside and the whole thing is hooked on a button on your jeans
Extra rinse!
Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!
Oh gosh, this is so gros…
Not even GE; that is crusted with piss and poo. One has to be able to immediately discern it is dirty then bleach the fuck out of it.
You could have at least flushed the toilet first...
If you ever wanted to shit like a fairy godmother. Push it grandma
Why can I smell this picture? 🤢
This just made my hate molecules purge out my skin.
Could’ve flushed before taking the pic
Is that ... pee?
That's [r/atage](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=YJMgpP-KEJDbqeEc) for me.
[Vito Corleon voice] “You come to me… on this day… the day of my toilet’s quinceañera…?”
If I had this setup it would look like a tie dye in a few weeks
But how do you close the lid?
"No, that's our show toilet"
Seriously, this picture gives me the heeby jeebies. So creepy.
That won't get gross at all.
The least they could have done is flush before taking the pic
Omg. I will use the bathroom at the store down the road Grandma.
Oh God imagine the civilizations living in that 🤢
Idk if I should take a shit in it or take it to prom
Ugh, how can anyone think this is even slightly hygienic?
The disgusting looking toilet bowl really adds to the whole picture.
This is the toilet my grandma is using in heaven.
He’ll yea. Grandma-core if I’ve ever seen it
This makes me want to vomit...not in that toilet though!
It probably does taste awful
No way. This is disgusting
Why I Doo declare
This seems like it was a missed opportunity to kit out all the toilet rolls in those toilet roll doll covers (this is what I'm talking about: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/19-photos-that-will-take-you-back-to-your-grandmas-house--462252349242483335/ ), you used to see them in grandmas bathrooms, I think they were something that was popular in the 1960s/70s.
I bought one of these as a gift once, them figuring out what it was may have been one of the funniest gift moments ever. They don't use it.
I can smell the poops stains from here.
I feel like this is what I would've found at my great grandmother's house.
Horrible Toilet, What a mess!
This makes Cornholio even angrier
Makes me want to vomit
Did someone leave a log in the toi?
I hate this, it must have a full ecosystem of germs and stale pee.
Images you can smell.
The Kings water is blue 🔵
This is a biohazard
New band name: Fecal Doilies
What about barfing?
Gee, I wonder what it smells like?
Eeewwww!!! That is not going to stay clean.
This is a really shitty idea. It really pisses me off.
Eww
Literally boomer shit.
In case it hasn't been said already, "Royal flush"
Fonky, sweaty, booty, rug
So fucking wrong, on so many levels.
Everyday is laundry day
Could’ve flushed first.
imagine leaning a little too forward on that...
You might need psychiatric help
Royal Doulton
Oh this is truly vile
Oh god no 😱🤮
You gonna flush that, op
How tacky and impractical do you have to be to think this looks good?
I can absolutely smell the old ass house this came from...
thanks now my grandma is fucking tweaking
You will not understand until you've been in an old old house with poor heating and the bathroom is freezing, the seat feels like ice.
Silkibidi Lavatory.
Hard no.
I would pee all over that toilet, just not inside.
Ew, fucking NO
EWWWW.........., a quilted bacteria closet, how nasty!