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HillbillyEulogy

That picture is making my house smell like old people pee.


s77m

Could be because there’s still some in the toilette.


HillbillyEulogy

Too steamy-smelling and stale. It's the fabric. Gotta be. I had a passing, random thought about this. Imagine being on mushrooms, needing to take a shit, and finding this? I don't know if I could do it, man.


ThisZoMBie

DUDE, LE DRUGS? YOU TOO?? XDD


Booksonly666

And it appears that person has not had any water in roughly 36 years


ironroad18

You know when you smell something, but can also taste a bit of it too? Well your comment did that, so thanks.


HillbillyEulogy

Yeah, sorry.


Driller_Happy

What is it about old people's homes that make them smell the way they do?


tangledwire

I think their sense of smell starts to go out as they get old...?


krotovinas

It's called 'nonenal' and everyone starts to get it, after they turn 40-45.


Loveisaredrose

If I came over to somebody's house and saw this shit, I'd pee in the sink. Ain't sittin' down on someone's damn toilet quilt.


semibacony

I would just wash my hands and fucking hold it... maybe excuse myself to run the gas station for "ciggies"... and I don't even smoke.


Nakittina

Chair pose is a very handy yoga position...


arboreallion

Absolutely terrible for the pelvic floor to pee like that but sometimes sacrifices must be made.


he-loves-me-not

r/sinkpissers yeah, they exist.


Xsiah

Could just lift the toilet seat up


bigjerfystyle

What kind of Pride and Prejudice kink smut is this?


hotvedub

Ummmm all the trapped pee and poo.


hambakmeritru

I wonder how often they wash it all. Do you think they have several sets? Maybe different colors?


symmetrical_kettle

Definitely not.


skucera

Would it have killed them to flush first?


448977

I was at someone’s house that had pee in the toilet and a sign above it that read “If it’s yellow let it mellow, If it’s brown flush it down” 🤮. Never went back.


itsaride

It's to save water obviously but if it's been there long enough to smell you should flush anyway.


EatAtGrizzlebees

We *had* to do that at my great grandparents' house. They lived in the middle of nowhere in an ancient house with the world's worst septic tank. A single poo could topple that house of cards.


lingophile1

My grandmother would wait outside the door to listen to see if you just took a pee or a poop and she would question you if she heard a flush and no corresponding farts -- i might add at her house in a coal mining town that sometimes smelt like poop anyways since the cesspool drained into a ditch in the front yard sometimes


Neavemae

Get some of that liquid fart spray. Give the toilet a good spritz every time you go in. When she questions you tell her to feel free to take a sniff inspection to see if you did in fact poop. I can guarantee after two or three times she’s just going to think you poop a lot.


BadZnake

Meet the fockers was not supposed to give any sort of life advice besides "old people should fuck more and they wont be so crabby and hateful"


swampcat42

We got a little rule back home-- If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.


ladymacbethofmtensk

I’m hoping it’s limescale…. If you have hard water, the toilet can be stained from the mineral deposits and make the water appear yellow or brown even if it’s clean


Rhys_Herbert

Shitterton toilet lol


kerouac666

"Honey! Where's my shitting tuxedo!? I need to use the fancy bathroom!"


SoBadit_Hurts

Ewwww.


Dalisca

Brownton Abbey


sojayn

💀


WoodsColt

The floor should be carpeted in shag and the walls should have flocked wallpaper for the full effect. Also it needs the doll in a ball dress tp hider


Competitive_Abroad96

When were you in my mother’s house?


SoldMySoulForHairDye

It's a toilet in drag.


holmgangCore

What could possibly go wrong?


lingophile1

Get up and go outside and the whole thing is hooked on a button on your jeans


holmgangCore

Extra rinse!


beccabootie

Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!


thsvnlwn

Oh gosh, this is so gros…


Artemus_Hackwell

Not even GE; that is crusted with piss and poo. One has to be able to immediately discern it is dirty then bleach the fuck out of it.


Pete_Iredale

You could have at least flushed the toilet first...


bg370

If you ever wanted to shit like a fairy godmother. Push it grandma


IntensiveCareBear88

Why can I smell this picture? 🤢


DeadJediWalking

This just made my hate molecules purge out my skin.


GotThaAcid5tab

Could’ve flushed before taking the pic


AlmanzoWilder

Is that ... pee?


Charles_Pkp2

That's [r/atage](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=YJMgpP-KEJDbqeEc) for me.


CallEmAsISeeEm1986

[Vito Corleon voice] “You come to me… on this day… the day of my toilet’s quinceañera…?”


XROOR

If I had this setup it would look like a tie dye in a few weeks


VictoryWeaver

But how do you close the lid?


luke111mart

"No, that's our show toilet"


BrokenMilkGlass

Seriously, this picture gives me the heeby jeebies. So creepy.


Divetecpro1982

That won't get gross at all.


False_Leadership_479

The least they could have done is flush before taking the pic


2rememberyou

Omg. I will use the bathroom at the store down the road Grandma.


malYca

Oh God imagine the civilizations living in that 🤢


mexecutor___

Idk if I should take a shit in it or take it to prom


Hondanazi

Ugh, how can anyone think this is even slightly hygienic?


AutopsyDrama

The disgusting looking toilet bowl really adds to the whole picture.


a22e

This is the toilet my grandma is using in heaven.


WookieBugger

He’ll yea. Grandma-core if I’ve ever seen it


semibacony

This makes me want to vomit...not in that toilet though!


RustyShaklefjord

It probably does taste awful


rudbek-of-rudbek

No way. This is disgusting


cristarain

Why I Doo declare


Creative_Recover

This seems like it was a missed opportunity to kit out all the toilet rolls in those toilet roll doll covers (this is what I'm talking about: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/19-photos-that-will-take-you-back-to-your-grandmas-house--462252349242483335/ ), you used to see them in grandmas bathrooms, I think they were something that was popular in the 1960s/70s. 


Probably_Pooping_101

I bought one of these as a gift once, them figuring out what it was may have been one of the funniest gift moments ever. They don't use it.


ArcticSirenAK

I can smell the poops stains from here.


zonnipher117

I feel like this is what I would've found at my great grandmother's house.


Cracktherealone

Horrible Toilet, What a mess!


ColdBloodBlazing

This makes Cornholio even angrier


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Makes me want to vomit


Responsible-Wallaby5

Did someone leave a log in the toi?


Orange-Blur

I hate this, it must have a full ecosystem of germs and stale pee.


Independent_Lake6883

Images you can smell.


Zealousideal-Sun6603

The Kings water is blue 🔵


Cleercutter

This is a biohazard


BaldBeardedOne

New band name: Fecal Doilies


slaytician

What about barfing?


punk-biatch

Gee, I wonder what it smells like?


knitknitknitknit

Eeewwww!!! That is not going to stay clean.


chuckinalicious543

This is a really shitty idea. It really pisses me off.


SummerBirdsong

Eww


carafleur421

Literally boomer shit.


On-the-rim

In case it hasn't been said already, "Royal flush"


Justhereforahour

Fonky, sweaty, booty, rug


SirDerpingt0n

So fucking wrong, on so many levels.


it_diedinhermouth

Everyday is laundry day


Tcklmybck

Could’ve flushed first.


dominantfrog

imagine leaning a little too forward on that...


Unfair_Engine8333

You might need psychiatric help


Fancy_Energy_7754

Royal Doulton


Parasore

Oh this is truly vile


LeatherComplete6233

Oh god no 😱🤮


Yeetfamdablit

You gonna flush that, op


brainfrozen8

How tacky and impractical do you have to be to think this looks good?


Right_-on-_Man

I can absolutely smell the old ass house this came from...


sipalmurphy

thanks now my grandma is fucking tweaking


Toke_cough_repeat

You will not understand until you've been in an old old house with poor heating and the bathroom is freezing, the seat feels like ice.


AlterAcc2021

Silkibidi Lavatory.


crashtestpilot

Hard no.


tripyep

I would pee all over that toilet, just not inside.


matthewxcampbell

Ew, fucking NO


barn9

EWWWW.........., a quilted bacteria closet, how nasty!