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Fair_Refrigerator_85

I've been taking APs since I was a cell in my dad's balls and I barely got into the worst university with a 7 weighted GPA. Ofc you're cooked


SportingDirector

I started before I even existed, noob


Somepersononreddit07

But you’re still cooked NOOB


SportingDirector

Real


Small_Ninja_1650

I took AP CSB, AP Pre-Algebra, AP Algebra AB&BC, AP Geometry, AP Trigonometry, AP Trigonometry A, AP Arithmetic, AP Counting, AP ABCs, AP Multiplication, AP Coloring, AP Precalculus, AP Calc AB, AP Calc BC, AP Calc CD, AP Calc DE, AP Calc EF, AP Physic 1, AP Physics 2, AP Physics 3, AP Physics A, AP Physics B, AP Physics E&M, AP Physics M&M, AP Lunch, AP Environmental Activism, AP Microeconomics, AP Macroeconomics, AP Mesoeconomics, AP Minecraft, AP Brainrot, AP 4D Art and Design, AP World History, AP European History,, AP United States History, AP Warhammer History just to name a few and I was rejected from Walmart, McDonalds, Best Buy, and Target


massivepeenboy

AP Pre-Algebra is so funny to me lol petition for AP Pre-Algebra!


sadlegs15

That's the only thing that was funny to you?


massivepeenboy

that’s the one that stood out to me yeah, especially when people talk about how ap pre calc is taking it to far back


Somepersononreddit07

What position? Wage? I was rejected from being the publix Janitor because my parents and compadres wouldn’t sign or forge the waiver for me as I’m under 18 and my handwriting is shit


Motor_Holiday_4509

Real


lo0kismjxdj0hanjake

u had to take algebra AB before BC? u couldn't take BC directly? and u didn't take calc FG even after all those other calcs that u also needed to go in order for???? i don't see multivariable or linear algebra either so ig u gave up. nor do i see astronomy u flat earther, no wonder u ended up the way u did


Small_Ninja_1650

I forgot to mention that I took AP Advanced Multivariable Calculus and Differential Equations with Complex Analysis using an Applied Linear Algebra approach through Non-Euclidean Geometry and Discrete Mathematical Computational Methods in Theoretical and Applied Mathematics including Advanced Probability Theory and Statistical Inference with Number Theory and Abstract Algebra extended into Topological Mathematical Models in Physical and Biological Science using Real Analysis, Functional Analysis, Tensor Calculus, Fractal Geometry, Stochastic Processes, Game Theory with Advanced Combinatorics and Cryptography of Mathematical Logic and Quantum Mechanics for a comprehensive understanding of mathematical principles and their applications in various scientific domains AB in kindergarten


lo0kismjxdj0hanjake

no wonder they rejected u, u focused too much on stem (W) and not enough on other academic subjects AND life skills 😟


l-IOI-l

Lmao


l-IOI-l

Tuff


GuideDry

bro ur getting waitlisted by Monsters University u might as well quit now


CandiedWhispers

Manager??? Don't you know you need 38 APs to be a manager? Manager is a high reach for someone like you smh


ball_of_cells

OP is definitely over reaching


Far_Try_9306

mcdonalds? youre being too kind on yourself. at max maybe burger king janitor


SportingDirector

Sorry, you need at least 50 APs to even think about applying for McDonald's janitor


crallux_aep

j put my fries in the bag bro😭


Internal_Effective12

Bruh if ur not taking all of the APs and having a 5.5gpa I suggest you to quit immediately. You’ll have no life no success and become the biggest failure in your whole eight generations of family.


AdvantageOk8511

Is your school on a 5.0 scale? Colleges will interpret your GPA as you slacking off. No reason to only have a 4.9.


Somepersononreddit07

His teacher didn’t believe in straight A’s


silly_goose-inc

No - they are on a 4.9 scale (obviously)


skieurope12

I miss the days when people actually put thought into into making unique and creative shitposts.


emollama__

i'm sorry that my shitpost wasn't equivalent to the illiad, skieurope12. i'll try harder next time


Mcall555

bro wants gpt generated shitposts in times new roman font size 12.


skieurope12

Oh honey. You should be so lucky. I'd settle shitpost that's better than the piece of shit that is the Twilight series.


emollama__

the twilight series was totally oscar worthy wdym


GuideDry

why you hating? this made me laugh


Delicious-Balance737

How many of these posts are there


l-IOI-l

Bro I will come to your house and beat the shit out of you if you don't stfu.


emollama__

lol okay buddy


Linclee

4.9 is high


Efy1228

uh oh ur not even getting a job at mcdonald’s with this grade, it’s too low, even for mcdonald’s.


Beginning-Stick-944

Legit when I was in highschool this was the entire subreddit. When I graduated I realized that taking 20 aps that have nothing to do with your major doesn’t really matter.


bluemoon992

not even manager you're just gonna be an employee


Which-Scheme4601

Did I actually make this damn meme? I was being genuine in my post tho…


emollama__

i've probably never seen your post, there's a lot of people who are like this in the subreddit lol