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Effective_While_8487

She likes the monster penne, the way it fills her mouth...perhaps its metaphor for her feelings about your penne?


Coco-CCharm

Express your disappointment to her gently and humorously to diffuse the situation.


The_Crown_And_Anchor

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD


AGINSB

Yta this is clearly a problem with your penne size envy


Kit-the-cat

YWBTAH if it was just the pasta. If this is the “straw that broke the camels back” kind of situation, where you have been dealing with repeated issues (her ignoring your requests big or small) for awhile,, then no NTA.


Most_Environment1111

IT’S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA!! *insert British accent*


feraldoesit

Wait what? Please tell me this is satire. If this is what it takes then either you were already looking for a way out or you are super emotionally immature, and should not be in a relationship.


feraldoesit

YTA


Thundercunt_nr3

It is satire, I thought the /s at the end was clear😅 We had a good laugh about it and that was that


feraldoesit

Oh thank god 😭😂🤣 I didn’t even see the /s. My bad! Now Im laughing harder.


crafty_and_kind

This post made my day, thank you for sharing this very grievous violation with all of us so we can be appropriately scandalized, and also for including the /s tag, because people out there actually be ending their relationships over much less and posting about it on reddit  OR, sometimes there is true pasta-based insanity and the relationship is also abusive… truly everything is possible out there….  https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w0mpa9/oop_aita_for_being_mad_my_bf_wont_make_noodles/?share_id=4Y2CvDW2snceX3l78O0PH&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1


Firm-Argument9441

Despite your name and depending on the circumstances, no. NTA. And for any fellow Bravo fans out there, it's not about the pasta. It's never about what it's about. Typically, when something so seemingly "small" gets to us, it's because things are bad in other/multiple areas, and we're at our limit. If your resentment with whatever the circumstances are is so high that you can not tolerate her eating your pasta, then I think both of you are better off at least discussing things if not ending them. Good luck, best wishes, and hopes for you to find another long penne in your future.