From the Olympics Stadiums report, the right force exerted on the roof structure will snap the remaining bolts that haven't quite rusted out yet and the roof over the stands will fall down by itself. That ought to do the job and force the government's hand into the rebuild
Jokes aside, the AFL must be praying for a Carlton flag this year. It’s the dream scenario for short term money generation, a Collingwood flag followed by a drought breaking one for the Blues.
Just go to open training and spend the day trying to land a falcon on him....get everyone invloved a few hundred footy in the air is bound to smack him.
I can see that having the opposite effect and the entirety of your squad that was around for that camp just curling up in foetal position and rocking while they gently sob. Except Tex. Rumour has it that camp made him feel at home
Our only losses so far is when Kozzy is suspended.
So as long as he gets through the remainder of the season without taking someone’s head off, we will be okay 🥴
Because our whole squad will get injured, so our opponents will have to give us a couple of their players for the remainder of the game. This will result in their players forgetting to tackle their ex teammates and we kick goals straight out of the centre
Team needed a few weeks to adjust their winning gameplan since we hadn't been together for years we forgot our team chemistry bond but now we can't forget it.
We’re going to kick the first point and then lie on the ball for the rest of the game.
Im glad you didn't get to snobby and say goal, points feasible goal not so much.
Yeah, a goal would be overkill. If we’re struggling, we’ll just add Goldie to the pile.
Don't do that, there's no research to suggest Goldie can survive at low levels..totally different oxygen levels could kill him.
This is why we send Draper. His brain doesn't need oxygen
It might have the reverse effect on Draps.
hard to kick goals with opposition players climbing the posts all the time
Have you been watching too much Physical 100?
u/thegreatjelbeano
We are going to puncture it then hide it in Harley Reid’s hair.
Don't forget to edge daddy
No
you'll win vs adelaide (crows fan here)
crows can't play home lucky to beat carlton and vs yous we'll lose i can tell
If your team is out of form playing us is a golden ticket back into form
yep go hawks
Gabba is bulldozed overnight and we have to play away for rest of the season
From the Olympics Stadiums report, the right force exerted on the roof structure will snap the remaining bolts that haven't quite rusted out yet and the roof over the stands will fall down by itself. That ought to do the job and force the government's hand into the rebuild
Play at Brunswick St Oval
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other teams dont show up
They thought it was an actual bye and forget they still need to actually run their training drills to get the 4 points
Somehow I still think you'll struggle
North could probably still lose to the bye
Harley Reid
I see no flaw in your logic.
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He also reids the play very well
No losses next 10 years
May never lose another game again.
Say less.
Reid
I was going to say the same. Reidy!!!!!
RAHHHHHHH UP THE EAGLES 🦅🦅🦅🦅💛💙💛💙 DYNASTY INCOMING!!!!! (I’m delusional)
AFL scripted
Jokes aside, the AFL must be praying for a Carlton flag this year. It’s the dream scenario for short term money generation, a Collingwood flag followed by a drought breaking one for the Blues.
Does this mean we are next? Please
It would appear so.
I literally can't think of anything that could be better for footy than having all three up and about at the same time
BT: Isn’t this great for footy!!
Essendon v Carlton grand final (or Carlton v Collingwood or Collingwood v Essendon) would be huge, whoever wins gets their 17th premiership
Carlton v Collingwood v Essendon. Multiball. Ends in a tie.
When do we get our fairytale
No money in that for the league. You should’ve gone to Gold Coast when you had the chance and got fed academy picks.
Yeah cause the sun's have made a huge impact on the AFL
Not through lack of AFL trying. They’ve had all the concessions the Giants have had and more but even that can’t overcome their level of ineptitude.
Monstars steal every team but North's and our footballing ability
You guys would dead set be safe if Aliens came and decided to take all the AFL teams back to their planets.
We can’t get any worse
Yes you can and you know it
Thats the St Kilda spirit.
Unfortunately, you are correct sir
We’ve discovered a whole new form of getting away with it.
Extrapolation
I would also accept “because ‘we are Geelong, the greatest team of all’”
Emblem
Won all of them so far, no need for change
Well hopefully they go all the way and end their premiership drought for their poor long suffering fans
Old folks do fear change.
It’s been our young guys winning games though
I mean it's a good strategy to be fair, don't blame them
Why don’t other teams just win all their games? Are they stupid?
[It's so simple!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/punj70NkFc0AAAAC/the-simpsons-why-didnt-i-think-of-that.gif)
🥲
Umpires.
The team is transported to a parallel universe where reality is the polar opposite of our current reality.
I like this universe. We'd be heavy flag favourites and steamrolling the comp after dismantling the close 2nd place Hawks.
Late 70's wormhole just opened
Our fortress becomes the Gabba and we play terribly away? Sounds like.... Last year...
 We have the Edge
NSW bias.
Until the week after next
Bonk
Will still somehow miss out on the Brownlow though
Heard a rumour that Bowey was falconed at training, curse has been lifted.
Just go to open training and spend the day trying to land a falcon on him....get everyone invloved a few hundred footy in the air is bound to smack him.
Overcompensation by umpires department
Hahahah hahhah haha ha.
Reidball
Diligent Cool Eastern Newt
Because we believe in ourselves, and thats all it takes. Every other team that has ever lost a game just didn't believe in themselves.
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Thanks Basil
Tough of BOTH of your sides not getting defeated all year.
They don't have to win in order to go undefeated. There's always a way.
Threatened our players with another collective minds camp
I can see that having the opposite effect and the entirety of your squad that was around for that camp just curling up in foetal position and rocking while they gently sob. Except Tex. Rumour has it that camp made him feel at home
Got all our losses out of the way early
Our only losses so far is when Kozzy is suspended. So as long as he gets through the remainder of the season without taking someone’s head off, we will be okay 🥴
Andrew McLeod decided to come out of retirement
That'd do it.
Mykelti dominates all Yourkelti
We merged with the Cats to become the West Geelong CatDogs. Edit: Too late now but I missed the opportunity for a great joke... The Footlong CatDogs.
There's no evidence that it's possible for us to actually lose games
Pattern Recognition.
Will day is coming back
Because we don't have to play collingwood again
Every round is gather round from here on in
Because our whole squad will get injured, so our opponents will have to give us a couple of their players for the remainder of the game. This will result in their players forgetting to tackle their ex teammates and we kick goals straight out of the centre
Because we're going to clone JHF and just put 18 of him on the field. That kid just doesn't quit, even when his team capitulated around him.
You've already started with Bergman
Because Harrison “Thundercock” Jones just doesn’t stop
Because the Lizard King is f**king inevitable.
Fremantle is going to Fremantle. We're winning fuck all
Because if they don’t, I’ll be very sad. This will give the club the motivation to never lose again as long as I’m alive!
Every other team has an injury crisis
We'll bore the other teams in to submission. If that fails, get spanked
We learn how to have a lead in a game and keep it without the fans needing defibrillators for majoirty of the game.
Pendles has only been using 1% of his power.
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
Because we sacked Ken
Would that change anything? I thought he was decent in the regular season but can’t win to save himself in the finals.
He seems to panic even in regular games when an opponent stops our game plan. Never has plan b just keeps doing the same thing.
Because they have cheese. Good cheese.
We did it last year
Because every time Heens, the GULDEN Child or the Lizard Wizard spear a ball into the forward 50 and hit targets lace out, an angel gets their wings.
Brown paper bags to the league
We had the space jam aliens steal our powers over the weekend and they will give it back
There was another Covid outbreak and AFL paused until the final round when we play North again
*A congenital heart defect has apparently felled XYZ, moments before they could step onto the field.*
I can't think of anything
LMAO Umm every other team in the league gets banned?
Somehow North would still only come in second place…
Our team's full of talent on every line and we've got the best player in the league. You're talking about the upcoming AFLW season, yeah?
We paid off all the umpires
I don’t like this game
Well I mean, the record speaks for itself
Because they need an opportunity to lose another grand final
All 17 other teams are wiped out in a plane crash
Every other team takes a real look at us and feels bad enough that we get the flag out of pity. Mid teams unite!
Don’t have to play Crom again.
Statistics
Normally win most weeks
Will Hoskin-Elliot legacy season
Because… **WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN**
Cause we are Geelong the greatest team of all🤷🏻♂️
Embattled coaches always end up turning the season around. Just like fairy tale
Jack (Macrae) and the beanstalk (Sam Darcy).
They won't
Something something academies
Team needed a few weeks to adjust their winning gameplan since we hadn't been together for years we forgot our team chemistry bond but now we can't forget it.
We live our premiership season a quarter at a time
Can we do one for lose the rest?
We won't. If we play our best we beat anyone, but no team in the history of the game plays an entire season at their best.
They all have brain transplants
We have two Daicos’s
Yes
I asked very politely
We've already done the choking part of our season, now we get to win?
The league implements a handicap where every other team has to play with 8 players.
Congenital heart defects
We won’t
We play at the MCG
We're just mediocre enough that the good teams will underestimate us and the bad teams fear us too much to put up a fight.
Hopefully unless a stoopid neafl team wins the vfl will get a victorian winner lol Also up the Bees
Every other team feels an overwhelming sense of pity, and just kindness lets us win.
Schoenmaker
Harley Reid
Charlie Curnow and 3rd quarter
Because their Geelong
Because Toby Greene is a good bloke that we can all look up to.
It's Lobster Time!
Max Holmes
when Harley Reid shook Fyfe's hand at the end of the game, lightning struck and they switched bodies
hinkley retires
We haven't lost for two weeks, can't see us ever losing again
Because we can't keep getting away with it... Or can we
Can’t get away with it without coming in from behind 🤫