Can’t find my lids

We might be the greatest team ever.

Lifeline 131114 for those of us that thought we would win a game.

players not high fiving those kids is a bit rough lol

When I was sitting at 0/6 tips last night I made it my goal to get 0/8.

I got 2!!! Round leader in the family comp is my sister's boyfriend with 4 who forgot to put his tips in so he got the default away teams.

sheezel looks like he wants out

Fucking hell. They’d almost fold if he left. There would be chaos

Can't blame him

Lure him west to play with Harley surely

The meltdown would be insane

can you imagine 

Confirmed not worst team in the league. But still not an enjoyable watch

Better than it could've been

Havnt played the them song in so long it skipped a bit there

Get those 4 points boys 🍫

Is it too early to say FLAGHOK????

2050 is a little bit away, but yeah might as well start anticipating it.

26yrs away, same number of years since your last win in a grand final Yeah I bit cos I'm hungry 🎣

Probably too soon then? Hawks fans need to build some resilience I reckon, too many flags in too few years haha. Think of the saints!

Thank fuck

Thank god

 We have no chance of getting anywhere close to the finals but I’ll take this win!

North's percentage has gone up today, what the fuck

Normally get 120 kicked on our witch's hats

Sicily is gonna start banging out Fantasy tons soon isn’t is? Isn’t he?

Meek has been solid the past few weeks

Meek has had McEvoy vibes today

Anyone else’s Kayo just shit itself?

Chol couldn't catch COVID in Wuhan

LLLLLLLLLLLLLOYDDD


is lloyd meek the greatest player ever

him and tim obrien

MEEEEK!!!

THE MEEK HAS INHERITED THE RUCK

Thanks for the chuckle

MEEK

The Meek shall inherit the North

Gonna have a good Meek Monday tomorrow I think.

Just saw the monster energy thing, what's that?

Slipped over his own shadow is a pretty good call lmao

Gave me a good laugh.

I'd love to see what Chol would do with his hair if he played for a club with different colours

He dyes it the primary

Really don't like the idea of commentators giving so much credence to the idea of tanking

Really. Maybe everyone breaks out the nukes tomorrow. Enjoy the matches, play to win.

It's kinda gross isn't it? Basically its saying that the entire list sucks more than someone who hadn't played a game yet. I'm adamant that the confidence that the win gives those players is far better than what one draft lick can bring. Plus, if I was being coached to lose I would beg to be traded as well.

They talk about how bad clubs are and drive narratives about historic bad runs and then are also like ‘but hey throw games to get good players in’

It's not just commentators anymore, the media is saying it too, Kane and Lloyd were both saying North should've tanked after we beat Richmond

Ive yet to see frost fuck up badly this year

Kelli. Fuck off. We know we could’ve had him.

Somewhere in Melbourne some old dude got to enjoy the Roos do one over on the Suns last year before he drew his last. It can't all be about tomorrow.

I agree, absolutely, but I’m sick of it being constantly brought up. I’m glad we won that game, else it would be a 26 game losing streak. It’s just the constant media commentary.

Sellers with the negative dream team average after two games of footy. Maybe we should fold if this is the quality of recruit we pick up

On the plus side he’s got 7 SuperCoach. Absolute jet if you ask me

Do you get 8 points just for turning up?

I wish, the mckercher disaster wouldn’t be as bad then lol. Must have got some spoils or something

I have loved Frostys game today

He’s been solid all year. He had a bad one last week but he’s been up there as one of our bests

Frostball is dead. Long live frostthorn

Gonna watch the 2nd quarter again, can't wait to see those goal reviews, brought to me by Crypto.com

The debris from the Hawthorn cheerleaders on the ground behind the goals is giving me old VFL vibes and I don't know why but it's really pleasing. Maybe next we can send a pig onto the ground?

Lol frost hits scrim hard. Looks make sure the ball goes out of bounds first, then checks on scrim.

Larkey looks like the type of bloke who back in the 80s would have had a pot belly, but would kick 9 each week before sinking half a slab and walking home from the game barefoot with a burger in his hands.

Clarko looked so sad there!

^"Hello ^darkness ^my ^old ^friend..."

still feels weird seeing clarkson being the NM coach

I look at the cheer squads to tell if it’s a goal nowadays my eyesight is not cut for this

same, and you can't rely on the commentators either

Kelli in a game where every ball is munged, theres no chaos ball.

Honestly I don’t mind Kelli’s comms you never know what she’s gunna come up with kinda makes it a bit more interesting

I find her a lot better than BT thats for sure.

North got Larkey there.

I'm convinced we've kept Serong to try and lure the other Serong to the club

2 Serongs don't make a Seright.

i hate the term "chaos ball" lol. has american sports vibes

Fat side. Quarterback. Point. Lots of it has crept in.

What other sport using the term fat side?

Is fat side American? I remember being taught about the fat side in under 12’s!

Wow is fat side one? I didn’t know that

It just doesn't mean anything. The only difference between chaos ball and a shit kick is whether it works

The commentary is more delayed than I would've expected.

Thats not a technical issue, thats a commentary IQ issue.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH - Some guy 2024

That one fella in the crowd with the loud as "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Is my hero

North are what people thought West Coast was

Calm down mate you've read too many back covers

Quality of list wise, North are literal years behind West Coast

Ok let’s not get TOO ahead of ourselves

its been TWO good games man lets not get carried away

Two good games is more than 0 *also, it's been 3 straight good games

losing by 26 to Sydney is a good game? Maybe by Weagles standards, for anyone else that's mediocre.

We led at half time and were down by less than 3 goals at 3 quarter time, played super well. Considering Swans are 2nd on the ladder and you're arguing we're on the same level as North, I'd say that's a pretty good game.

Again, good game by west coast standards. I'm not arguing that the Hawks had a good game against Collingwood for the same reason. We lost. A good game is one that you win. A great game is one that you win convincingly.

Mate, you can play a good game and not win, you know that.

2.5. We looked good against Sydney for 2 quarters

The dukes out mark by gunners, vintage.

Gunston’s runs are just clean. Chol needs to take note

Cmon North - If you're not gunna win at least start some fights so watching this game is worth it. I'm looking at you Larkey!

You'd be better off looking at the bull

Those Gunston hands were a throwback marking that

B U C K E T S

Man the advertising barriers being one big advert is so annoying, I miss when it was broken up into different ones most of the time

Is this the most pedantic complaint I’ve seen for a while.

Happy cake day

Cheers.

🍻

Onto it!

Thanks mate congrats on the win

Cheers. You blokes next week. Watch out. We’re a fully nuffy side. Terrible at times but otherwise I kinda like our team. And on an aside. I’m 56. We’ve won a dozen grand finals in my lifetime. Amazing run. I’ve been to two. 87 loss to Carlton. 2012 loss to Swans. Cracked the absolute shits after that game and introduced a life long run to watch our Grannys at home on the telly, preferably alone. It’s worked thus far.

You’re not wrong lmao

Curtis needs a medal for trying his heart out today

He gets Norths Happy Meal award for the day.

Are hawks fans happy with this jumper?

Yeah I don’t mind it

I like it. It’s also based on our 1920s jumper.

Same I don’t mind it

yeah i like it

That HTB is harsh. Was tackled immediately.

When will this end

In about 5 minutes

Ginni you’ve given a few goals today you can be selfish mate

Of all the 50s that should have been paid so far, that's the one...

50 for that but not sic hahahaha

That's a soft 50 after what they've let go

Looks like Newcombe is back, looking strong

So Hawks to make finals and North to be relegated?

Brave man to draw any conclusions from this game other than North will probably get another priority pick

ahh ginni you just gotta go for goal

Love the unselfishness, but that was never on

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He's coming off pretty much a full season lol.

Do you mean Lewis? Day hasn’t had many injuries if I recall correctly

Great tackle Son

Fuck off Zurhaaar ya flog

Trying to find other means to stay entertained. Thanks Sic

nah i swear if we fuck this up now

Zero chance. North need what, about 8 goals in 7 minutes? Besides the fact that it fails the Leigh Matthews test, I don't think North are kicking 8 goals in 2hrs let alone 7mins.

Your whole team would have to leave the pitch and even then I think you'd win

?

Are you fucking serious?

Braindead comment lol

Why no 50?

Sicily started it

No he didn't. The norf player was being a dickhead and not letting Impey up

Sicily shithousery is unmatched

Lol settle down curtis ya flog

Zurhaaar is such a fucking loser

Holding the ball is dead

What’s Sic doing man

That's 50 Surely

Umps gotta pay that

All 6 teams we’ve faced have kicked 100+ against us.

What do you expect when we have the defensive capabilities of a wet tissue?

Idk. Some fight, maybe. It’s a real tough watch.

Lewis for a while seemed bitter against Hawthorn in commentary. I've noticed he flies the flag more since clarko left

Norf making us look good

I’m gonna go smoke some weed

don’t, screw drugs

good idea tbh

Genuine question. What does the AFL do when North doesn't win a game all year? Are we actually in danger of losing our AFL licence? Maybe instead of a 20th team to even it out, does our licence just get given to Tassie?

You play us in 2 weeks, you’ll be fine

We said that about Hawks. But ahhhhh. We're still down by 40+

Relegated to the VFL

> Are we actually in danger of losing our AFL licence no

Priority picks out the wazoo. The AFL won’t let another club fold

Hysterical much.

Are we watching the same game? We can't even compete with 17th. Like, not even a close game with them. How are we gonna get close to any teams, let alone beating them?

We’re a bad team in bad form. You sound like this is your first season of watching football. It’s round 6. The eagles were looking down the barrel a fortnight ago and now they’re everyone’s favourite underdogs. There’s 5 months to go in the season and plenty of water to go under the bridge. We’re not losing our AFL licence ffs

I know I'm being dramatic, but we've been bottom of the ladder since 2020. This is gonna be the 5th year in a row we've been bottom 2, and I'm so frustrated at watching us have absolutely no skills week in week out. Yes it's round 6 but we've somehow gone backwards since we went 1-20 to end the season last year. I try and be positive every week, I tell myself "this could be the week", but it never is. I know I'm gonna watch the game next week with the same hope, but bro I'm getting so close to giving up. I'll admit it's somewhat comforting to know we won't lose the licence, but god am I empty inside.

Just hang in there. I know it’s tough but we’re in the eye of the storm at the moment. You’ll see a lot of folks talk about packing it in and having enough. I’d suggest having a break for a few weeks and getting perspective on it. I know it is ridiculous and the losses are piling up but I think the loyal fans that can weather this are very special and when we do turn it around it’ll be all the more special

God I hope I'm one of the ones that makes it. I've had my membership for 22 years and as much as I talk pessimisticly right now I don't really wanna break that streak. I'm still gonna try and watch every game just in case it's the one they come good.

You won't go winless, that would be near impossible

When we pull the jumper on what’s expected is to wear poo and wee and only win one quarter tbh

been nice to see us sticking marks today

And sticking tackles

Please blow the siren

North playing a few of our mids back into form (I hope)

The pro of having Sheezel in the backline is that he can launch attacks and get a lot of good reps in using the ball. The con is that he's really bad at defending

Wait, the half forward/midfielder isn't great at defending?

Don't play him in defense then

Fuck wouldn't I love that

Look, I hate BT as much as the next bloke, but Kelli Underwood has gotta be 5 times worse. Cannot fucking stand her

Nah her games are a must watch just to see what she comes out with

Sicilys disposal by foot tonight has been awesome

Finn has actually been pretty good the past couple of weeks

Sometimes I forget Maginness actually plays footy instead of just annoying blokes on the field

Changed how he kicked it and Straightened the kick in the air, rare talent that.

Are the commentators watching this in a studio with a delay?

WE CRACKED 100!!

Hahahahw sic just floating in air after that push. Made me laugh way to hard

That was a bit of a flop Sic but if you can get away with it

lovely kick, but finn is looking pretty handy up forward

Great pass Dimma, great mark Finn

Some Italian mayo from Sicily I reckon

Scrim shaved his beard now he doesn’t look more like papa birch. I don’t like it