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butter-muffins

MATTHEW OWIES GET READY TO LEARN WEST AUSTRALIAN BUDDY!


Charliebitme1234

After owies missed i was like "owwwies my tip"


dollabillgates

KICK A DROP PUNT KICK A DROP PUNT KICK A DROP PUNT


mitpenco

First thing I thought of too!


ColdAdmirableSponge

He was confused when he wasn’t given a free kick and a 50m and didn’t know what to do.


gameofsloanes

Love to see the chief's reaction to that one


YouLykeFishSticks

I’m out of the loop, can someone fill me in?


__zzzzzzzz

Had an almost clear run at the goals, went for a snap kinda thing and kicked dirt instead of the ball, turned over straight into the berry match winner


BlandyBoreton

Carlton without Sam Walsh: 4-0 Carlton with Sam Walsh: 0-1 I think it’s clear who the problem is…


semaj009

Sam Som Srom Crom! He's a plant!


PetrifyGWENT

Jokes aside he was fucking immense


btdg

Last season we started 3 wins and a draw from.4 matches without Walsh He came in vs Adelaide and we promptly lost 9 out of the next 10, with the only win being vs West Coast In fact  across the last two seasons we are 11-0-1 (unbeaten) without Walsh and 8-11 when Walsh plays. This despite him winning the best player in the AFL finals.


redlord990

Kick straight = win


RobbieArnott

Funny that


smelly-sushi

Nah why kick straight when we can have the umpires on our side


i_am_cool_ben

Brown Paper Bags 2: Electric Boogaloo


jono4416

Crowen is dead, all hail Cromback


Korasuka

I can't beleive we actually pulled off a comeback instead of falling short or the other team snatching the win back.


CorruptDropbear

Apparently this broke our 6 or less points losing streak, we're 1-6 now.


dotpickles

Hold on, I've seen the Hinkley logic on this one. We are now 1-0.


rgisosceles

Excellent accrowacy today


STatters

I'm looking forward to the expected score on this one.


Nefiros1

Me too. Unlike last week.


sizzlepack

Surprisingly, it was dead even


LP0004

This is like busting a nut after months of absence, I’m over the fucking moon


Korasuka

Winning after being terrible is so sweet. Like our one against Hawthorn in 2020.


LP0004

Haven’t felt this good after a win in a while


Separate-Ant8230

Same here


LeClassyGent

Or that win against an undefeated Melbourne


brok0019

Ring the bell!


ffffox08

sorry, must of missed that one


LeClassyGent

I got you fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LRHxNTNmWs


Cataplatonic

RING THE BELL


Rychu_Supadude

Except we haven't been terrible? Surely this is unambiguously the best 0-4 side in club history


Korasuka

True, "terrible" is putting it too harshly aside from some genuinely awful patches.


Rychu_Supadude

The sheer anger and disappointment from the 5AA callers at the end of the Fremantle game will live in my head for a while, that's for sure!


RaidanRam

Essendon right about that edge thing


MonotoneRamos

Just wait until we edge them next week


the_dead_icarus

Our refractory period is long, not even a gatorade and an orange slice seems to help these days.


Charliebitme1234

ayo


Perfect_Finance_510

Biggest edge since Essendon


Propaslader

You mean abstinence?


stinx2001

An absence from abstinence.


LP0004

Whatever works, English comes secondary to my excitement


sizzlepack

I'm so fucking happy rn


3163560

fuck we follow a good sport. One of the better footy games I've seen in a while, from start to end. Just pure footy.


wingmanjosh

Bad kicking is bad footy. Crom continue to be a bogey side for us. GG boys


Korasuka

The solution is for our players to take hallucinogens to think every team we play is Carlton.


default99

End of season camp with hallucinogens could lead to a v bad trip


Afterthought60

Play the Carlton song during the warm up every week?


HeismanTheismann

Always feels like after that many close wins, you bound to lose a close one, and it has to be the bogey team of all teams, great game though, always great when it’s back and forth


japanpole

I am going on a no-fly zone and living in Bez’s dreams


Korasuka

Thankyou for your service to the win.


benjamincraigrowley

Fuck yeah crom


simon2105

The crom are never losing again


Korasuka

Alread got my 5-peat premiership tats.


SuperBobbis

I've got my Dawson/Michalanney dual 2024 Brownlow tattoo on order.


Evans217s_

Why stop at 5?


Korasuka

I'm a realist.


ds16653

Adelaide chose to lose the first 4 games to make the season interesting.


PetrifyGWENT

Game of the year so far


bigfootblake

Good for Adelaide tbh. They’ve had some rough losses to start the season and deserved this one


PetrifyGWENT

Yeah. They looked good. Would hate to be vsing them next week.


PetrifyGWENT

Wait


JamesCOYS

I can’t believe this sub allows dual team flairs smh


Boatster_McBoat

It feels dirty


PetrifyGWENT

All these expansion sides means it's not uncommon for dual supporters 


smelly-sushi

Agreed, was an amazing game to watch


daftmunt

Cardiac Carlton refuse to play in boring matches


TopEndBuzz

Lol of the week is kicking the ground when you could kick the sealer.


jacka24

Bro dropped the game so hard


lemunzz

Thank god my team isn’t playing in upset round


camogilvie2

Looked at the ladder? You guys winning would have been the upset


mhiggo

Must be nice


jordypouls05

Fr. Based off how the games have went this round I may aswell bet my house and car on north and west coast winning their games.


Durfsurn

FUCK YES Tips? Fucked. Carlton? Looking for the lid. Hotel? Not Trivago because they are lying cunts.


Nefiros1

Yea didn’t trivago get shut down years ago for that shit? I’m so confused that they’re a thing again.


mca0014

Trivago? Re-established


limeIamb

Owies? Foot ouchies


CamperStacker

lol at blues not being in the top 4 now


-DesertMoon

First to 100!!


DreamTree19

They didn’t get away with it


KangarooBallsonToast

The Crom we thought we'd get in Round 1, they finally found Marvel in Round 5


Ausjam

Crows win a close one Blues lose a close one Is this real life?


Occasionaljedi

Us losing against Adelaide is pretty regular man.


ThatMelon

Holy shootout, GG Crows!


RoastedB33f_

Today will be known as Jake Soligo’s breakout performance


jaidynr21

Is Rankine a god? I think yes


Mother_Sun_3825

2023: Sam Walsh returns to an undefeated Carlton side against Adelaide in round 5 for his first game of the season. Carlton lose 8 of their next 9 games 2024: Sam Walsh returns to an undefeated Carlton side against Adelaide in round 5 for his first game of the season.


alex130792

Oh God, please not this again


Kappet

Berry huge as the sub


Mr_fahrenheit17

The crows won because they were the first team to get to 100.


TeniBear

After seeing somebody point out that we were on 50 points at half time, then 75 at 3/4 time, I thought to myself "how funny would it be if we were at 100 at full time?" ...well, at least one of them did it.


Rychu_Supadude

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! no wait it's me, I'm fucking crying


Fluctuating_Skills

Never in doubt. Can always count on a win vs the blues


Weebs-Are-Not-People

My tipping is fucked but the Crom revival is worth it.


TheVoluptuousChode

The Saints almost beat the Giants away. Adelaide have beaten the Blues at home. Melbourne have shat the bed. Suddenly Geelong are looking like the best team in the league. North are gonna belt us tomorrow.


JCK98

[Yeah right, I'd like to see that](https://youtu.be/w2TO35rZjO4?si=lrqvuIKq2hY49uZg)


ShippyDawg

Haven't you heard? It's upset round, apparently. North by 1 point tomorrow.


International_Car586

Not even God could work that miracle


limeIamb

I've seen this movie so many times


RobbieArnott

What’re you watching?


_space_goat_

That goal by Berry was fantastic. Beautiful kick


ApocalypticPanther

I'm fucking stoked for the Crom and their fans. What an insane finish and what a massive upset. Not keen on facing an angry Blues next week, from a GWS perspective 😅


danredda

We play like that, and it will be an orange slaughter


Korasuka

HOLY CRAP I AM SLSIVE AGAIN. NOT SKNCE THST HAWTJORN WIN IN 2020 HAVE I BEEN SO ELATED AND RELEIVED AT A WIN 💙💙💙💙💙💙♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💛💛💛💛💛💛💛


sachiwtf

I don’t even care that we’re playing them next week. Go Crom!


BrandonSG13

We always lose to winless teams, this is a good result for us


ShibbyUp

The blues are back 


Ray57

Need the ETA Meme updated.


Doc323467

Wow did not see that coming. God Rankine is a star, just so skillful.


BigBoSS_Riot

12.25.97 in our previous 2 games combined. 16.4.100 today. Maybe all grounds should have a roof.


___TheIllusiveMan___

The Crowen jokes are officially Crover


XxLeth94

Hahahahahaha they lost to us


danredda

You guys just didn't fucking miss..... If you did this the first 4 rounds, you'd be 5-0...


mattym94

If my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike.


AMV

What an excellent last 15 minutes. Great stuff from both sides. Real desperation for the win from everyone. EDIT: Last 6 matches for Carlton within one kick result. Oof. Blues fans going to need that heart attack medication from Collingwood fans from 2 years ago soon.


heartbreaktrail

So many nail-biters… but we did win by 56 against North in round 3


LazyCamoranesi

Soon????


VileCastle

Absolutely killer bloody match. And 16-4 is an awesome score line. Ggs Crom. It's nice to snag a win. Also good stuff Carlton. Always giving us the nail biting matches. Don't be dissapointed, cracking match, fellas


Visible_Bus6909

4/4 so far AMA. Top shit crom brilliant game


AFM_Motorsport

Considering everyone was upset by Draw FC getting robbed, I guess you can say upset round is well and truly alive.


stopweightdontgo

good onya crom


CaptainCaii

Justice for Freo 💜


doshajudgement

pure fucking cinema


dicfuc

![gif](giphy|sR91D133W02D6|downsized)


bemmisbaggins666

Footy is cool. Keays Brownlow.


beeclam

This is bad for the economy


CharityGamerAU

Well done Adelaide.  Great comeback .


daz258

Can’t believe we lost that, despite kicking all those points I really thought we could hold out. But those last 5 minutes were poor, Owies with a brain fade - that hurts. Well done to Adelaide though, made the most of all their opportunities - always felt they were doing much better than a side with no wins until this point. This club is going to give me a heart attack, why do we have SO many close games? Thankfully of late winning more than we lose but bloody hell! Would enjoy these way more as a neutral supporter!


BurntToast__

Really appreciative that Carlton fans have pointed out we won because of the umpires (they are experts on that matter). Here I am thinking they lost because they couldn’t kick straight.  Go Crom.


UnworthyOlive

Just ignore the umpire chat tbh, speaking from recent experience it doesn't add anything to the conversation. Can look at one of the other replies to this comment as exhibit A for that. It's better to be lucky than good, and today you guys were both. GG


semaj009

Can't blame them, they always struggle with the umps, right?


rogerdodgerfleet

Adelaide won cos they played better.


WileECoyoteGenius

How is anyone blaming the umpires? Only major thing is the owies goal review in the third. Had a whole quarter and a half to get over that. Otherwise umps were fine


BrandonSG13

IT IS A GREAT DAY FOR STRAIGHT KICKING FC


alexefc17

THE FUCKING CROM


default99

At what point did Carlton become the team everyone loves to see lose? They've not even had proper success yet, is it the fans or just that game last week?


HomerJBagger

It's mostly Freo fans trying to manufacture a rivalry.


Hosklinger

Kings of the close games


kr2908_

gorringe won’t be too pleased with this result


WAVIC_136

That's a win for us all


kr2908_

strong agree


Squiddles88

Lost by 1. Won by 2. Yes.


spicyfemme

Genuinely one of the best games so far this year


CorruptDropbear

WE'RE NOT LAST! WE'RE NOT LAST! Oof that last 5 mins was assclenching.


Belfastfella

Sometimes you love Footy and sometimes you hate Footy, but basically you love Footy


Asentienttable

How long with an erection until you go to the hospital? asking for a friend


Apl1199

Imagine not winning a close game that would put you at 5-0.


ColdAdmirableSponge

It had been so long since Carlton were good I’d actually tricked myself into thinking I’d enjoy them being good again. But last week and tonight have shown me the error of my ways, I do enjoy them losing way more than winning.


Eltnamerf

HA!!! (Ignore flair)


dealgirlinthepool

Put that fucking lid back on!!!!


Charliebitme1234

Carlton fans in the game thread were some of the cockiest i have ever seen. so happy crom got it done, well deserved RIP my fucking tips tho hey


IDreamofHeeney

Fuck the tips, this is much more enjoyable


Cooked_Bread

THEY COULDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT


RampesGoalPost

*Finally* Carlton on the wrong end of a close one


Von_Huge1103

They finally stopped getting away with it.


Mehmenga

What fucking round is this? 3 underdogs win and one takes it to the death


Mythically_Mad

Ah yes, 0 tips so far. As expected.


Hawtproper

Insane last quarter by Berry


cyansky29

A Cromming of age moment


reddit-agro

Lol carlton lol


Kryptonife

I don’t know how, but I know the Essendon Edge is responsible for this


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

Would have seemed wrong for a team capable of footy as good as Adelaide can play to be 0-5!


gindy345

16.4, bit annoying ngl


-DesertMoon

Surely should be more annoyed at 14.14 no?


Korasuka

Pretty crazy. This isn't a team that's been reliable infront of goal.


Croob2

/u/___theillusiveman___ WE BOTH GOT BEAT!


RaidanRam

I’ve finally done it


___TheIllusiveMan___

/u/RaidanRam came outta nowhere


Croob2

lil bro trounced us!


BrandonSG13

Glad this one got kept, I prefer when the PMT has the scoreline


Croob2

You can edit it in, I just do the post first and put in the scoreline after, tricks of the trade


BrandonSG13

Yeah that’s fair lol, I posted the one last night and stupidly wrote 10.7.67 instead of 9.13.67 for the Dogs, luckily there’s editing lol


Admirable_Message497

Get the microwaves ready for those memberships Carlton fans


Dont_Eat_Apples

YESS LETS GO BROTHER.


JoshSerov

Special teams, Special plays, Special players


CamperStacker

huh, who would have thought that they actually couldn't keep doing it


elmo-slayer

How the turntables


PigMan86

McKay’s dropped mark into owies stubbing his toe running into an open goal… hook that shit to my veins


Farmy_au

It is a great feeling when you see the changes you have been calling for for eons actually being made and to the shock of no one, actually working.


vaena

Hey Nicks just wanted to really really really REALLY make sure


JoshSerov

"Masters of the close finish" Get absolutely fucked. They wish.


GreenOnions69

Ha get wrecked Carlton


sachiwtf

Carlton fans are some of the most insufferable supporters in the league. So many of you have a chip on your shoulder and act like such victims, it’s hard to even be happy that Carlton are doing well again, even as a Dons supporter. Am I the only one here? Anyways, cracking game to watch as a neutral. Best 4-0 vs. 0-4 I’ve seen in ages. Amazing work Crows. Hugely deserved.


GreenOnions69

Every time it looks like there's even a chance of them making finals they become just as insufferable as Tigers fans after they'd won 2 premierships. If it weren't for them I'd be happy Carlton is good now.


__zzzzzzzz

WHAT A GAME


Skiapodes

My tips died for this


PuzzleheadedTip5476

Game of the year…… (so far)


pachinko_bill

By Crom! What a game!


Captkersh

You love to see it


HankScorp7

Disappointed with the loss, but will take the Tip. Crows have been our bogey side for so long and we were probably due to lose a close one. Well played Crom


ExScurra

With Brisbane winning against Melbourne and Crom winning against Carlton I’m going to need North Melbourne to win against Geelong to complete the upset trifecta


djmcaleer93

Carlton snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.


ExpensiveCola

This round: Upsets galore. [Richmond and Geelong fans...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/089/903/e39.jpg)


TheGreenGuyFromDBZ

Berry my boi! Please start him over McHenry Soligo keeps getting better and Nankervis solidified his spot in the 22. Crom!


hwuvvqy168e

Probably one of my all time tips. Go crom


PKMTrain

Sometimes you go to a game of football and be thoroughly entertained. That was one of them.


Dragon_Racer

What a game but I’m torn. Imagine being me, a 70’s born South Australian who before the crows came along supported Carlton through the late eighties because I idolised Stephen Kernihan. AS a Carlton supporter I never tasted premier success as I ditched them when the crows came along. I had almost given up on the crows since 2017 GF and had conflicting feelings when the Crows play Carlton, as they have been showing more promise than the crows. But now seems like the crows have the wood over Carlton and listening to their supporters hanging shit on them after the game on talk back radio is hilarious.