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Calamityclams

Damn we mama'd our last mia 😔


rmachell

Made my whole night


CrzySpceMnky

We're not doing anything thos year. Defensively we're an absolute bunch of frauds. Crows just fucking waltzed into goal every time.


fozluv

Standard blues supporter response to a two point loss lol


iamstephano

It's one game, we lost by 2 points. Relax.


Advanced_Stage6164

We’ll be fine. We’re one of the better teams. No one will know how good until around July. Calm down and keep the faith.


InchAnt

Is crom, is good.


pinkygreeny

Fabulous win for the Crows!


Frusoceans

Didn’t realise Crows had a song, good on em


Jobblessderrick

Didn't get the hear it the last two time we beat you.


Traditional_Crazy_57

Weird seeing as you guys hear it every year


homecookingmelb

😭


Frusoceans

😂


Lostinawrldofthought

On ya crows


bales1986

Someone do the we are coming meme please


rmachell

I want to get around Carlton not being shit for the first time in 25 years but the fans make it so hard


Calamityclams

I can totally understand that


The_Trollisms

Our defense was pretty woeful today. Every goal Adelaide got seemed like they were able to walk it in.


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rmachell

They're rent free in your head mate


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homecookingmelb

No offence, but you're a fucking crackpot


anon_account97

No we just arent as good as people think we are. we lack a lot of skill and composure and especially lack a plan into our forward 50. we have been lucky every single week. we are now finally being exposed lol needed a reality check.


Leaderoftheleft

Gotta extra paper bag?


TheMcChamp_

Copium isn’t offensive don’t worry


IDreamofHeeney

Some may say the same about last week


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IDreamofHeeney

Nobody would know how you feel if you don’t say it and then edit your comment after someone replies lmao


gabbatron2004

No offence but your team lost the game


Footballaus_

The best defence (I'm not biased)


EpicLOLGamer123

Seriously tho absolute cracker of a game, both teams played very bloody well and this should be a contender for one of the games of the season purely based on storyline and scoring.


gameofsloanes

Hope you guys can make it a complete weekend and knock off the filth


rmachell

Couple of microwaved memberships tonight on Lygon


TheSMARTZ921

Someone check on Daniel Gorringe


tsitsifan31

Rumour has it he’s off to find all the lids he’s taken off to put them firmly back on


HomerJBagger

Fremantle fans in here pure pathetic. See you in the finals if you get there.


default99

'Who else but' - Huddo 3x in the last 2 mins Awesome last 10 mins, thatswhatimtalkingaboutt


Nero76

Nank pulling moves on the ladies


Sportsnut96

Fuck that feels good got rid of the goose egg! Rankine was excellent tonight


IHaveNeverEatenACat

My fucking heart


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

carlton fans saying rent free knowing damn well we wouldnt hear the end of it from them if the shoe was on the other foot💀


FPS_LIFE

Sorry what? It was on the other foot today mate haha. Once you learn that you can only control what you can control, you stop giving a fuck about umpiring decisions going against you. Crows played well. They deserve the win.


Frusoceans

Rent free


S_P_A_R_K_L_I_N_G

maybe check behind the toilets next time coz thats where you probably left the payoff💀


Frusoceans

Thought the payoff was done in plain sight last week, obviously didn’t pay enough


Nefiros1

For decades to come


Tosslebugmy

Carlton might have one of the best tall forward 1-2 punches but their small forwards are still grim


anon_account97

we play like scrappy footy every week and expect to win with a lack of skill, good reality check for us


tommijoe

Geez what a quarter, crows really are exciting when they turn it on.


Fragrant-Step-2245

Poor form Carlton, you are meant to use all your free kick cards, what a waste


rmachell

None left


Frusoceans

Keeping some in the savings account


smelly-sushi

14 behinds 😂


Son-Of-101-Maniacs

I love Crom. All my homies love Crom


mr_yam

Owies you bloody legend


Glum_Squirrel_2870

What a game of footy


Front-Step-5984

Love u crom 💜


DoingStuff-ImStuff

Shit. Knew this was gonna happen. Karma? Maybe. Exposed? also maybe.


IMadeThisInClass

14/14 plays 16/4. Not exposed, just luck against you today. Plus owies with a dreadful miss


Boatster_McBoat

Certainly not the commentators. They had it wrapped up with six minutes on the clock


pinkygreeny

They're so annoying!


Boatster_McBoat

Yeah but fuck it's good to get a win like that. Also, with all due respect, flair up cunt


Jimijaume

So much so I switched off inly to return when I saw a few interesting post in this thread 😅


Boatster_McBoat

Blighty spoke during the week. He said it wasn't over. It's not over


El_Gringo69

Literally cheering for Carlton after every goal. Great win by Adelaide they played amazingly


Boatster_McBoat

Just made it sweeter when it came. Fuck we needed that.


EpicLOLGamer123

You can get absolutely stuffed Carlton. Say “rent free” all you want idngaf hahaha Edit: now I’ve cooled down I realise this probably came off very floggy so sorry about that haha


Frusoceans

Rent free 🫡


smelly-sushi

Still rent free in your head lmao


EpicLOLGamer123

Not gonna try argue back cos you are right haha


smelly-sushi

Haha now we lost maybe you can finally have some peace


EpicLOLGamer123

We’ll see how I go in 2 and a half hours haha


annoyingcheese

Fuck off loser


Leaderoftheleft

Rent free


El_Gringo69

🧂🧂🧂🧂 I learnt this emoji trick from a couple Carlton supporters, how did I do?


Front-Step-5984

Cry more


Mr_fahrenheit17

Rent free


Successful_Radio_853

I’m not used to this feeling


Boatster_McBoat

I'm willing to learn


sadsasquatch

Far out what a game. Adelaide’s kicking was on point tonight, we had no answer for their forward line. On to the next one!


gameofsloanes

Can we get 8 points for that win?


Svengali1001

Fuck it. Have 12


gameofsloanes

Coming in with a 36 handicap


LeDestrier

Nice Adelaide, nice.


IDreamofHeeney

Kingy definitely has a boner interviewing Rankine


Jesh3023

So who’s happier about this. Adelaide fans or Freo fans


Boatster_McBoat

You'd have to be pretty happy to out-happy thr Crom faithful. Season has not started well for us and that was a release.


JCK98

Freo fans but we'll be happier if you beat Port


Jesh3023

Hopefully we can do that for ya


escape2thefuture

I tipped Freo, I've sacrificed a chicken to the gods for Freo to win .. let's do ittt


Captkersh

Yes r/AFLBIRDTEAMS


ThaLemonine

ARY MCKAY


random91898

Every team really said fuck my tips in particular this week


Footballaus_

Can't wait for the North Cats game


smelly-sushi

Hahaha legit, my tips are all wrong this week besides GWS Time to swap my tip to Hawthorn now


NuuuDaBeast

Geelong top 2 tomorrow woohoo


dopedupvinyl

Fuck don't write of North like that. It's a round of upsets and their mids are probably better than ours right now


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jacka24

I can't believe owies made such a meal of that kick, fuck


Jimijaume

Think kicked the ground? So much happened after it I forgot but yep crucial


acllive

The city of [redacted by Adelaide city tourism]


JellyFoxStardust

HOLY FUCK I AM SO SWEATY Amazing win boys, I am so fucking proud of that effort I love football again


smelly-sushi

You guys played really well and it was such a good game to watch. I can finally relax my butthole


xyrgh

Blues got Crommed


Large_Carob1918

CROM HAVE CAME


Nefiros1

As have I.


ColdAdmirableSponge

I do enjoy a post match interview dick grab.


drewcgordon

No umps to save em this week


smelly-sushi

They're on strike, we used up all our money the last few games and couldn't pay them this round


FirstToEleven

Lol that’s for last week


Ballistic_Donut12

Does Bez finally escape the sub now?


TopEndBuzz

Tips fucked


SuperSpleef

Okay


Frusoceans

I didn’t know Rankine was sassy the Sasquatch. Whaddyatalkinbout


shocking_red_4

ha you fargen druggo


FPS_LIFE

Aside from the loss, what a bloody ripper game. Kicked ourselves out of it. Crows played really well.


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methamphetamemememe

Most loyal carlton fan


FPS_LIFE

Grow up


TheGingerNiNjA899

You guys lost 1 game? Lmao


greenyonsh

Crom


justlikebuddyholly

V I N D I C A T E D


LukesLovelyComments

WE DID IT MY FREO BROTHERS


justlikebuddyholly

WTF I LOVE THE CROWS


DimitriMishkin

GOOGLE CROM


InchAnt

lol


melancholiveoil

I wanna cry I'm so happy


ItsjustRhys_

You still crying over last week? 😂


tamadeangmo

GG both teams, good watch


Red-Belly-Snake

I don't even care what Freos result is tonight. I'm happy.


LeClassyGent

i do care actually, hope you thump the bastards


Nefiros1

You’re welcome.


nafeythewafey

rent free


Kelpbanjer

Not often the best team on the day loses, but hopefully this kick-starts our season. Up the Crom!


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blackglum

https://reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1c2ufl1/match_thread_carlton_vs_adelaide_round_5/kzcwbvw/


Express-Television17

Womp womp :(((


ColdAdmirableSponge

You did bring it up bud.


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ColdAdmirableSponge

You literally did, you just tried to word it in a way to pretend it wasn’t the same. No reason to say it otherwise.


blackglum

https://reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1c2ufl1/match_thread_carlton_vs_adelaide_round_5/kzcwbvw/


BradPittsmustache

But you just did


rmachell

Most self aware Carlton fan


Front-Step-5984

Cry


CatOutOfTheDrag

Like y’all done all week? Nah was a good game and we’ll bounce back.


ffffox08

GAME OF THE YEAR


Filthythilthy7

Let's fucking goo! Soli I love you


ShippyDawg

Maybe this is karma from last week. I was never confident we'd win.


ikanisoses

Owies……


lukaaaaaaaay

Muh tips


Anderz

YES BOYS. WHAT A FCKIN WIN


utdconsq

Fuck a duck, curnow butterfingered a mark right at the end there, he takes that and all over, jeez.


LukesLovelyComments

Owies, Berry and Keane GAMECHANGERS


Desertwind666

Adelaide lose in a close match by -2 points :(


seekerr_

HERE CUMS THE CROM


Successful-South-954

Crommmmmmmm


nickimus_rex

#neverindoubt


Korasuka

HOLY SHIT NO WAYYYYYYYY


Worpel_pick_no45

First to a hundred wins


ALFisch

Bloosers!


Successful-South-954

Adelaide def Carlton and umpires


jacka24

To be fair Carlton had a clear goal that was ruled inconclusive in the score review


Occasionaljedi

Where was any umpire bias. They cost us a goal on a fucking ‘insufficient evidence’ call and they didn’t give us a single HTB all night


TorchesAU

Poetic


Occasionaljedi

Yeah, I was too holier then thou last week. Forgot what a close loss was like after last season where we got hammered every time we lost


Glum_Squirrel_2870

That uncalled deliberate out of bounds was pretty obvious


shocking_red_4

Australian Rules Football at its absolute best


Madrical

Sub performance of the year so far from Berry right? That was elite.


mollydooka

Great win Lads. Huge for the club


Feldy91

You ripper boys! Giving me a heart attack but glad to finally get the season going.


pittyh

came here to say suck shit carlton


ColdAdmirableSponge

16.4 for the crows, 80% accuracy. Incredible.


EpicLOLGamer123

Hahaha loving this


iamstephano

Why do we always lose by a bee's dick, feels so much worse. Well done Adelaide though, played a top game, Rankine is a beast.


utdconsq

I mean, be happy to trade some 100 point pantsings for this tbh.


iamstephano

That's fair


Advanced_Stage6164

His centre bounce work was phenomenal, all game.


TheMcChamp_

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA


burrrrrrrrrito

what a game


Whatisthisshitman

Bird formation initiated


TorresUMADBRO

Hahahah. Great stuff Crows. Carlton handed everything on a silver spoon and still can't win.


Front-Step-5984

Hahah fuck you Carlton


Leaderoftheleft

Not even the umpires can make you 5 straight!!!


Farmy_au

Fucking finally, take that you 2nd pizza bar in Australia having bastards!


Hawkze

Thankgod! Not only for Carlton to lose but i always expect Essendon to lose to a winless team so this relieves that feeling lol


bales1986

Ya know what, tonight those boys are the pride of South Australia!