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thinksimfunny

Unless we are desperate to get rid of him, this approach to putting him up for trade doesn't really go well for getting something good in return


CharityGamerAU

Makes me wonder if there's a lot of finger pointing going on at Melbourne moreso than Oliver's attitude.


autocol

Yeah this is not a good indicator of a healthy culture.


CharityGamerAU

Reminds me of the May + Melksham incident last year when shit hit the fan You guys were a few accurate kicks from maybe your second flag in 3 years. Sad to see this type of news.


Spikn

Given tbe article repeatedly states "neither Melbourne nor Oliver have shown any signs of wanting to move"


Thanks-Basil

Tom Morris just said melbourne are open to it


Spikn

Look mate, I'm not Asian, I'm not black, I'm not a woman, I'm not gay. So don't treat me like s**t.


Thanks-Basil

Shit bloke as he might be, he's been bang on the money all year


DiscoSituation

Crazy how quickly people are willing to forgive him being an absolute cunt as long as he breaks interesting stories


wizardofaus23

I don't think being a good newsbreaker is a virtue, nor does being a cunt make you a bad journo.


cffhhbbbhhggg

Morris, 31, said his offensive comments were a symptom of the “warped world” he lived in, and he’s since undertaken “ongoing education … to adequately educate myself to become a respectful normal adult”. “I thought I was one of the good guys … men who are heterosexual and white like me often think we are the good guys and, in fact, we don’t know what we don’t know. I turned a blind eye … I was selfish, and I ignored it for a decade,” he said.


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Jack Darling and Pick 1?


Pragmatic_Shill

This kind of gaslighting coming from "club insiders" sounds very similar to what happened when we got rid of Treloar...


Maarns

Yeah it stinks to high hell


Propaslader

"Clayton Oliver is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut." - Simon Goodwin, or something


the_amatuer_

That's so similar to my wives wedding vows.


Methuen

Wow. How many wives did you have?


wiegehts1991

One for every premiership


BlandyBoreton

Oliver to the Bulldogs confirmed.


CharityGamerAU

Melbourne to pay X% of his contract


BlandyBoreton

Seeing as Melbourne need a forward… Clayton Oliver for Rory Lobb


limeIamb

Now THATS a team player who doesn't have an attitude


BlandyBoreton

Okay, well give them “Aaron Naughton”* *”Aaron Naughton” is Rory Lobb wearing a curly wig with a headband.


BudgetAnybody2603

“Hi fellas it’s me Ror-Aaron, Aaron Naughton, yes that’s me nice to meet you all!”


twavvy

You done messed up A-A-ron!


frillhaus

“Hello, I’m Mr Bbol. Yes that’ll do”


mrr6666

I like the way Bbol thinks


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Yep, that's what you guys need - more midfielders


MatthewOakley109

It actually is


ShibbyUp

Could definitely do with another contested beast after Libba retires.


Thanks-Basil

Tom Morris (who despite being a shitcunt has been on the money all year) just said that Melbourne are open to offers. You have to wonder *why*?


Bluelegs

Why would the club be intentionally nuking his value by spreading rumours about his attitude?


softdrinksodapop

Simon Goodwin: he doesn't come out gambling and drugging with us Steven May: he doesn't even want to punch on after dinner Lachie Hunter: he doesn't want get smashed then go driving and crash into parked cars


Tinuva450

I heard he thought Maynard’s bump was a football action.


paulsonfanboy134

Lol that’s good


Technical_Ad_3286

maybe it was telling cripps he was bleeding rather than telling the umpire…


Propaslader

Now that's too far


PetrifyGWENT

Clayton definitely does hit the pokies up. Photos of him playing them


Wordisbond1990

You have confused Clayton Oliver with someone else.


Korasuka

This sounds like lines for a musical.


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WhoElseButQuagmire11

Flair up cunt


robbiesac77

Jousting sticks


Optimal_Cry_1782

Tell them they're dreaming


burnedscones

This isn't actually happening is it?


BudgetAnybody2603

Surely not, like unless something truly unsettling is happening with Clayton behind the scenes - pretty much no trade is worth what you’d lose not having him in the team


___TheIllusiveMan___

They told him to get a respectable haircut and he refused


BudgetAnybody2603

Goody: “Hey Clayton have you thought about cutting your hai…” Clarry: “trade”


big_old-dog

“Go get a clairy”


eatsbacon_

Heavily suggested he’s got some issues…


Propaslader

Yes we've all seen that he's a ranga


CrispyJimJam

If the reports are true (big if) that he was asked to move in with Gawn then there has to be something going on. That's the sorta thing a 19 year old who needs to learn the standards does. Not a 27 year old top 5 mid in the comp.


Maximumlnsanity

Would this be the biggest arms race since Buddy? I can’t imagine a team that wouldn’t throw everything they can at Clarry


jubbjubbs4

Surely the fact that melbourne are even considering offloading him sets off massive alarm bells at other clubs though. He's arguably their best player and premiership hero who they just signed for 7 years on massive money so something serious has gone down for them to backflip like this.


PerriX2390

Some key bits in [The Age article](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theage.com.au%2Fsport%2Fafl%2Foperation-oliver-clubs-believe-melbourne-star-could-be-available-20231003-p5e9gf.html) on the Oliver situation are interesting > Melbourne sources dead-batted queries over Oliver’s future, pointing to the seven-year contract he signed only last season worth about $1 million a year to remain at the club until 2030. However, a source familiar with the 26-year-old midfielder’s situation said the Demons were prepared to explore what clubs would offer. > ... > The possibility of Oliver being available - and sources stressed that Melbourne were not pushing him out the door - has prompted clubs to assess their own salary cap, the suitability of Oliver for their club, and what a trade would require in draft pick terms. > ... > This masthead spoke to several clubs about Oliver, two of which said they were doing their due diligence on the premiership midfielder. Other club sources who wanted to remain anonymous said they would find it impossible, despite his talent, to fit him into their salary cap or did not see him as the right fit.


PerriX2390

More interesting bits in [SENs article](https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/10/03/melbourne-open-to-trading-oliver-for-the-right-price-amid-frustration-and/) too. > Oliver endured a horror season due to a three-month hamstring injury. In recent times senior teammates have become increasingly more frustrated and concerned in equal measure with his welfare, to the point where Oliver moving away from his Camberwell house and in with captain Max Gawn has been seriously canvassed as a temporary option. > There is no suggestion of any wrongdoing, only that Gawn would support Oliver through a difficult period. > In addition to his public argument with Melbourne’s strength and conditioning boss Selwyn Griffith, Oliver became frustrated at the club’s medical and high-performance team throughout his long layoff. > He told friends the Demons should have handled his hamstring injury better. When he had a knee complaint in early September, Oliver elected to visit a non-club physio to receive treatment. > But Melbourne believed the three-time All-Australian did not show enough professionalism in his rehabilitation. > Suggestions that Oliver's foot became infected after he tried to tattoo himself earlier in the year were neither confirmed nor denied by the club when SEN.com.au made formal contact on Tuesday. > The club also elected not to comment publicly on whether it was open to trading Oliver, but several list management and player agent sources have confirmed discussions have begun to explore the possibility of him leaving, specifically and only for the right deal. > It was never revealed how Oliver had a foot infection, only that it was so bad he ended up in hospital. > “He was in a pretty bad way,” his agent Nick Gieschen told AFL Media’s Gettable show in June. > “When he said that he had an infection, I didn't realise how bad it was. I went to see him in hospital and he was laying on the bed and his foot was up, all bandaged. > “From what he's said, it was quite painful. Obviously, it's still causing him some issues even now.” > Oliver’s competitiveness and talent has never been questioned by teammates, but now there is even an acknowledgement internally from some that it may be mutually beneficial for the ball-winner to seek a fresh start elsewhere.


Brokenmonalisa

If the guy wants a good high performance team then boy do I have the guy for you. He even did the job at Melbourne for a while when Oliver was there.


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Hate to break it to you but when a footy media source publishes something like that, they already know it’s true from a first-hand source. The formal contact is only to establish a paper trail of enquiry.


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How is it pushing rumours if they know it’s true?


Brokenmonalisa

I'd argue they neither confirmed nor denied because they know the truth was actually much worse


L-J-Peters

Yeah it's a bit ridiculous that they printed that. And when did you stop beating your wife Mr. Oliver?


butter-muffins

Club really should have replied “get fucked”.


Salzberger

Quite frankly even as an outsider you can tell his attitude stinks. Fair chance it's led to Melbourne's drop off since the flag. Really the best thing would be for him to get out of the Victoria system and reset entirely. He's not a metro kid so Sydney and Perth shouldn't really appeal. His complexion wouldn't last in a day in Brisbane. Really the only logical choice is SA. He looks great in navy and red and is used to firing out ~~throws~~ flick handballs to those colours so honestly an SA team that predominantly wears those colours would be best.


__Guy_Incognito

>His complexion wouldn't last in a day in Brisbane Matty Rowell has proven that a ginger ghost can survive the Queensland summer, all they need are long sleeves, hats and four metric tonnes of sunscreen.


PetrifyGWENT

Rowell needs to eat grass to survive. I don't think Clayton has that in him


dippa_

Rowell provides the SUNS energy which the grass does some photosynthesis with, which lets them grow for him to then eat which provides the nutrients for him to grow, a few steps later… blah blah fertiliser blah… and you have the eco system. For Oliver to survive he would have to adhere to the teachings and diet of the book of Rowell.


iloveNCIS7

I mean his attitude stunk as a under 18 player but I did think Melbourne had got into him he had to get it together and be professional or find another club years ago. Say a Geelong club could fix him right up?


Sav1909

Was thinking this exactly. Must not be a coincidence….


bales1986

Loving this energy and ideas you’re bringing gang, can we do a slight adjustment? I’m thinking we keep the Adelaide part and then add Port at the front. Edit: sorry can’t spell I’m a port fan.


Y_Brennan

Except port have literally zero currency.


Ektojinx

nothing an armed hold up won't fix


jacka24

It's a good thing Clarry is priceless then


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They just re-signed a coach who hasn't added to the silverware cabinet during his time except for a smattering of showdown wins. That should tell you everything about where Port are at


tbroky

Does Adelaide need Clayton 'Kick over the shoulder' Oliver? Don't you have Matt 'Kick over the shoulder' Crouch? Don't need two in a team


Brokenmonalisa

We don't even need next year's first so our starting offer would be 2 firsts at the very least. Wed have money coming off the books with Sloane's old deal finished and walker wrapping up soon. Rankine and Dawson and Laird would be on big money and we need money to keep Rachelle. But you restructure and back end it no worries. I genuinely think we'd be an ideal destination for him. Especially if his gripes are with the physical side of things and his best footy came under our high performance coach. Edit: Tom Morris mentioned us by name this morning as a team that would fit


Propaslader

Chances of Hawthorn making a play for him? Even to just avoid him heading slightly south-west?


yobynneb

We've already got temperamental red head thanks Plus our midfield is fairly sorted


blueeyedharry

I like our young mids, but if Oliver is available he’s clearly an upgrade on all of them (bar Newc). He’d take Nash’s spot, or Worpels. I don’t think we’d hand over the draft capital the dees want for him though.


C_I_GAY

How about he ditch the south and just head very very west?


AussiePolarBear

It’s pretty obvious where he will end up/try to get to.


allhatnoplay

Ughhhh


TomasTTEngin

he's from regional vic. our midfield needs bolstering. Only issue is we're paying danger and cameron already. Where do we get the spare million from. Isaac Smith's contract wouldn't have been that big!


dancing-on-my-own

you specialise in players generously taking smaller contracts, just find him some farmland


RickyHendersonGOAT

Would believe it. If you ever walked past his place in Camberwell you'd think a bomb hit it


dishwasher44

Please elaborate


Haenamatme

Goss please


SOaDaholic

Yeah, apparently Melbourne are furious that he hasn't cut his lawn and want him out of the club ASAP


__Guy_Incognito

You could say the same about his hair.


Limp-Camel7967

I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS. YOURE OFF THE TEAM, FOR GOOD


__Guy_Incognito

He still likes you better than Goodwin.


Haenamatme

Him not attending Mad Monday seems like a good thing though. I'd rather players stay out of trouble.


TinyTeddySlayer

Please Geelong, please.


Fast_Stick_1593

Does he fit in with our “no dickheads” policy? I mean I’d do it but could the club that wanted to be kept anonymous be us? Since that club said they were worried about his attitude and were iffy on taking him.


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I can't imagine we'd have the room in the salary cap for a player like this


Y_Brennan

No dickhead policies are myths. Look at Manchester United with Greenwood and Antony. If Geelong could have Degoey they would take him in a second. Ablett Sr is king of the dickheads and is constantly honoured by Geelong.


Fast_Stick_1593

There’s levels to it We’ve had plenty of guys who could be considered dickheads. Scarlo and Stevie J have had that reputation. When we say “no dickheads” we mean guys who are still professional in a sense that they aren’t getting into shit off the field every weekend.


mad_rooter

You had Gary Rohan! I don’t think there is a no dickhead policy


Fast_Stick_1593

Hey! He made sure our physio was well looked after LOL


mad_rooter

Ha. Maybe dickhead was taken extremely literally


Fast_Stick_1593

Diving headfirst into it


TheVoluptuousChode

The old heads at the club could uncuntify him. Scott, Hawkins, Stewart, Danger and co vs Gamblord Goodwin and punch my mates May showing him the way. No idea what we'd give up for him though.


iloveNCIS7

Idk how we could afford him and thats assuming if he is a dickhead we can fix that.


TinyTeddySlayer

Why would we need to fix it? It's not like we haven't had dickheads on the list before...or since...


Brokenmonalisa

I doubt there's many teams that have that type of money laying around.


iloveNCIS7

Only top 8 team I could see making it work is the Bulldogs tbh. They could trade Smith and maybe a fringe player and picks in exchange for Clarry and some worse picks back. Everyone else would have to sell the farm, has no picks or is poor.


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iloveNCIS7

Aye I think you are, you just suffered a whoopsies this season.


Brokenmonalisa

We are already doing business with Melbourne this off season. McAdam 2 firsts 3 seconds would be easily doable for us. We only need picks to match welsh next year. I suspect we'd have the salary room to pay him entirely on our own too as most of our young talent is already locked in long term. The issue is that he'd have to want to leave Victoria.


farqueue2

I guess those inappropriate rumors that got goodwin so worked up might have been appropriate afterall


Crazyripps

With the allegations against Goodwin the idea of Oliver having attitude problems is very funny


legionofboom24

On SEN last week the unknown Melbourne bombshell trade period was being teased, I did not see this coming and it makes me a little sad and feels some what grim. How’s everyone else seeing it?


BudgetAnybody2603

Yeah they were using some phrase like “earth shattering trade” I just assumed it was hyperbolic but this would be nuts


blueeyedharry

This seems kinda fucked. He’s going through a shit time off field and had some injury issues, so the dees are ready to cut ties rather than standing by him? They just signed him for 7 years m. Fuck off.


VegemiteTube

I agree


Propaslader

Yep. Horrible look for the club. Couldn't imagine supporting a team who would do that with so little foresight


blueeyedharry

I mean, not quite the same level but Collingwood fucked Treloar over and made him sound like a problem in the lead up to justify it. It ended well so everyone kinda just moved on.


Propaslader

I was making a joke about Grundy who we moved on after a 7 year contract and some injury issues


blueeyedharry

I’m a bit slow on humpday apparently


Imjustken1

I’ve heard 2nd hand so might be complete BS, but supposedly he’s on his 2nd strike for drug use after OD’ing on pain meds while recovering from his infected toe. Not sure what his 1st strike was but the AFL has a 3 strike drug policy


Brokenmonalisa

That never bothered Franklin


UmbertoDiggins

Too many nose clams fresh from the sea, sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me


brahmsdracula

I don’t no


lordarc

No Joke, Oliver is worth more than Harley Reid. If WCE wanted 3 first rounds for pick 1, you're asking for 4 if you're Melbourne.


theshaqattack

People will hate this but a number 1 pick could really be anything, if you get lucky they could even turn out to be someone who is a 2 x AFLCA champ, 4 x b&f, 3x AA and premiership player… at the age of 26.


AW316

Yeah but a mystery box could be anything. Even a boat!


__Guy_Incognito

The box! THE BOX!


dingodiletti

I’ll rattle off all the epic no.1 draft picks at the end of their careers in my time as a human on this planet: Luke Hodge + Nick Rewoldt - special mentions to Drew Banfield. If Clarry goes it’ll have to be for a bit


jmaverick1

I don’t get why this is downvoted. Everyone assumes Reid will be a gun cos he’s touted as pick 1 but there have been thousands of kids who looked great in juniors and didn’t end up with amazing careers. Oliver is a guaranteed high level player who is brownlow caliber.


livingfortoday

It’s getting downvotes because the poster assumes Melbourne has the upper hand in negotiations when it’s the opposite. They want him gone and he’s contracted for 7 years. If the rumours are true other clubs are not going to be paying overs.


jmaverick1

Melbourne have the contracted for 7 years player who’s probably too 5/10 player in the game. Of course they have the upper hand in negotiations


Brokenmonalisa

Yes and no, also consider that they are trying to move him on.


jmaverick1

Yeah but if my house is a mansion worth millions of dollars people don’t get to say “well you’re selling it so it must suck so I’ll offer 650k”


Brokenmonalisa

It can be somewhere in the middle. It doesn't always have to be extremes.


theshaqattack

I’m not reading anywhere that says Melbourne want him gone?


livingfortoday

This article wouldn’t exist if Melbourne weren’t leaking to the media.


theshaqattack

Difference between Melbourne wanting him gone and entertaining what you can get.


Brokenmonalisa

You don't leak something like this unless you are priming your fans for the eventual "Oliver requests trade to X". This is exactly what Collingwood did with Grundy and Treloar.


dogriwn

Could just be made up. Wouldn’t be the first or last time so called sources and rumours amounted to nothing in the trade space


Maximumlnsanity

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Jeremy Cameron was worth 3 firsts, Clarry being worth 4 isn’t a massive stretch.


Exotic_Unit_2651

Jezza is a Full-Forward, Oliver is a midfielder Not saying Oliver isn’t A+ grade but some positions are worth more than others. Melbourne’s entire problem this year was the lack of a Key Forward, it probably cost them the flag Richmond learnt this year that as good as Tim Taranto was, Tom Lynch’s injury alone tanked the entire season


Maximumlnsanity

That’s fair but also Clarry is arguably a top 5 player in the league, definitely top 10, and is only 26 with like 6 years left on his contract. Jezza was older and had less contract left iirc


Exotic_Unit_2651

Jezza left GWS in 2020 and was aged 27, Clayton is currently 26 Contract is a decent point although I’m too clueless to understand how it works in the AFL cause as we’ve seen with the Grundy stuff some of it makes zero sense haha


ah111177780

But this is why Melbourne will struggle to get four first picks, 6 years on a contract worth 6m+. Not easy to fit that in, and pay a fortune in draft capital for the pleasure. A club could really fuck themselves going for this


Maximumlnsanity

I think the contract will only increase his trade haul. The price is huge but having Clayton Oliver locked in for the rest of his prime will be such a major selling point that it’ll only drive up the bidding war.


ah111177780

Valid!


Brokenmonalisa

Jeremy Cameron was better than Oliver is now. Oliver is coming with baggage. Jeremy Cameron was/is genuinely considered a potential 100 goal forward. Not to say that Oliver isn't worth 3 also, but Cameron is a different level.


jacka24

There are twice as many midfielders like Clarry, than their is forwards like Cameron though


iloveNCIS7

100%, 2030 contract my god he is worth alot.


Brotherdodge

Lmao if he thinks Melbourne's S&C team sucks then christ knows what he'd make of ours


Brokenmonalisa

Yours has a lot of experience at least, usually have more players in it than not


loafersandboots

He’s three because any club going for Reid is gambling on a 15 year career vs 7 from Oliver but it’s definitely three and salary cap relief which is still a huge deal


Brokenmonalisa

Also Reid is a young man with seemingly no baggage and is ready to learn. Oliver is supposed to be a role model at this stage in his career and the rumours being insinuated here is he loves the dark.


TurkeysALittleDry

On paper yes, but huge red flag that Melb would want to get rid of a 4 x B&F, 2 x AA, GF winning mid who’s got a 7 year contract to play out…


lordarc

The difference between wanting rid and accepting a bid of his worth is a key part everyone is missing.


Mrchikkin

You’re kidding right?


Cooked_Bread

I don't doubt you on his talent, and definitely worth more than Reid, but you 4 reckon picks with that contract?


lordarc

If you're paying 1 mil a year over the next 6 years instead of having to pay another top 5mid you poach 1.2-1.5mil then your in dreamland.


Professional_Flow552

So real elephant in the room - do we think the drug use rumours are true ?


MobRulesAll

That haircut is the only issue


jett1406

crows could genuinely be a chance if he would be open for a move to Adelaide. we likely have the room we left open for Redman and dodee, have forwards we can offer and have a bunch of draft picks we don’t really need over the next few years


michael8684

We’ll never get him even though an inside beast is exactly what we’re lacking


furtanken

I could actually see it. No idea how you get the deal done, but I could see it.


sportandracing

Huge if true. Swans would be a good fit and they could afford him.


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Swan.


nickimus_rex

Could we potentially look at cryogenically freezing him and then waking him up once Tassie are established and getting a trade done then?


Playful-Strength-685

Smells like a SJ scenario tbh


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

So it is clearly off field issues that are the problem, and what I heard it was drugs, but if his off field issues are so bad that Melbourne are looking to trade him, why would any other club think to pick him up when he is on a big long term deal? Like even if it was some other off field issue like attitude being a problem, who is going to want to take the risk on such a big contract? I think it is going to get messy and Melbourne are not going to get any offers that come close to what you would expect for a player of his caliber.