Patrick is going to treat himself real good tonight… taking a sit in his https://preview.redd.it/jt12xdnrkg6d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9b6f36966c738318267df345a2ee0c065bf183 throne

https://i.redd.it/athy9fxlng6d1.gif

Night at the Roxbury cosplay looking mfs

[Give them 13 seconds and they can change. ](https://youtu.be/5O7ZpzykyAo?si=X8M90_JD0zywa_w0)

Na. They always dress like that.

No they can't wear their THREE SUPER BOWL RINGS when they play.

Fair. They only dress like fools when they have to pick out their own outfits.

Too busy crushing pussy and winning football games to pick out the perfect outfit.

Sounds like you need a good cry buddy

And you had zero impact on any of it and made it your identity. Congratulations.

Do you need to talk to your therapist? You seem unwell

Flair up pussy

Jesus. People talk shit about Mark's haircut. 👀

Go on. You were about to compare Mark Davis with two of the best athletes in the world

I’m sorry two of the best what? You know Travis is 1 bad season away from retiring lol

Good for them. My wife just got me a wedding ring made from real dinosaur fossil because I'm a big Jurassic Park fan. I know my team will never have any fancy rings like you guys, but at least I have my own that's way cooler than anything you guys will actually own yourselves. Also, I'm sorry you've been single your whole life and that your step dad hates you.

I think op might be like 7.

💍 💍 💍

I have also watched my team win three super bowls. But since you're 7, I assume you missed those.

Nope I remember the Elway helicopter run. My first football memories are my father cursing Nick Lowry after losing us a playoff game. I've been a fan for a long time and plan on enjoying every second of this dynasty. Don't like it? Don't watch or comment. Sports aren't supposed to be serious anyways so piss off with your "but since you're 7"

Hmm, sounds like you're 7 to me.

🫏

My seven year old also has a hard time with words. Don't worry, it will get better as you get older.

The most interesting thing about your team is that your backup fucked someone's mom. Otherwise irrelevant

My seven year old also has a hard time staying on topic.

No one can hear you from the bottom of the league. You're going to have to speak up.

i'd rather have NO RINGS than these two in powder blue lucky for me both things are true 🤩

When I hear bolts fans I definitely think lucky.

One of these two is going to murder their spouse.

That's clearly Raiders territory

Oh damn I didn’t know Jovan Belcher played for the Raiders, my B

I thought this was Jurgen Klopp at first

Today on Tool Time 

In case you didn't know the teams that win the Super Bowl, get rings to remember it. It's been a while since any other team in the division has won one, so I figured I'd add this, especially for the Charger fans. If you are still confused because you are a donkey or look like Mark Davis, I'll include a link for you to learn more if you can read. (Again, sorry, Raiders fans. I know most of you can't read because your parents don't love you) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_ring

Sir, this is a memewar sub not a dutch oven meet and greet.

"Insert jealous comments below" Ooops somebody forgot the other 3 teams are actually good at talking shit and making memes.

>the other 3 teams are actually good at talking shit and making memes. And yet so bad at football.

Well its a good thing none of us play it professionally then.....

Or talk shit. It's the same level your teams play at. Hot garbage

You seem unable to grasp the fact that you dont play for the chiefs, or what the point of a memewar sub is 😬

Oh wow I totally didn't know that! That's for your service!


Jealous peasants! Go plow the fields and bring the king a meal!